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Subject: Snake story: Wild Kinkdom

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WARNING: this story contains in excess of the minimum daily requirement of masturbation, snake fetishism, autoerotic asphyxiation (sort of), group sex, politically incorrect attitudes and television parody. Not intended for minors!

Wild Kinkdom -- television the way it should be!

by the Snakemen

NOTE: this story takes place on a parallel Earth, not very different from our own.

Johnny raced to the den to watch his favorite program, Mutual of Alaska's Wild Kinkdom. Mom and Dad were out for the evening and it only took Johnny a minute to defeat the "parental lock" they had placed on the cable box -- as if a mere password could stop a horny 15-year old. Right, Johnny chuckled as he popped a blank tape into the VCR and hit "record". You never knew when something really good would be on.

Johnny slipped out of his Jockey shorts and tee shirt at the sound of the familiar theme-song and the show started, as usual, in the posh library of famed naturalist, Marlene Perkins.

The room was decorated with huge shelves of books and primitive artifacts from a dozen cultures. Marlene sat on the edge of her desk, the miniskirt she wore riding up a bit to give the audience a nice shot of her long shapely legs. Her gray hair was cut fashionably short and her silk blouse was open just enough to let the audience see the swellings of an impressive pair of 38-Cs. For an old broad, she still looked pretty fucking hot Johnny thought. On either side of Marlene stood her two young assistants in adventure, Gem Fowler and Jan Brock.

Gem, a tall blonde, wore an olive drab tank top that looked as if the fabric would explode any second from the 40-DDs it strove to contain. A pair of khaki shorts revealed long, well muscled legs that seemed to go on forever. Jan was shorter than Gem, but every bit as gorgeous. Her body was more muscular and less generously endowed than Gem's but she was still putting a serious hurting on the tight khaki tee-shirt and shorts she wore. Jan's brunette hair was cut almost militarily short. Johnny's penis stirred to life as he speculated on what a full blown toy and lick-fest between the three women would be like.

"This week's adventure takes us to Brazil's great Amazon Rain Forest where we encountered one of nature's deadliest predator, the Anaconda." Marlene said dramatically. The camera zoomed out to show a big box on the floor in front of the three women. Gem and Jan knelt beside the box and began to undo the latches.
"For a demonstration of the power of these awesome creatures, the Saint Louis Zoo has been kind enough to loan us this small specimen of the Green Anaconda, one of the largest snakes on earth."

Gem flipped open the box and Jan's hands darted in. Almost immediately, massive green and black-spotted coils whipped out of the box as Jan fell backwards, her hands locked around the neck of the big snake, just behind its head. Gem grabbed the middle of the Anaconda's body, which was nearly as big around as her thigh, wrestling the coils away from Jan as they sought to encircle the smaller woman. Marlene knelt behind the two women and the snake, pushing the box aside so as not to impede the camera's view of the struggle. The Anaconda was sliding a coil around Gem's waist, despite the woman's efforts to push it away. Marlene's pink tongue ran slowly over her lips as she watched.

Jan hung onto the snake's head, trapping her half of the Anaconda's body between her muscular thighs as it thrashed and flexed in an attempt to throw her off.

Johnny's eyes were as big as saucers, his penis throbbed to full erection.

"The Anaconda is a constrictor," Marlene explained as she absently reached down and caressed Gem's inner thigh, "Meaning that the snake kills by wrapping its muscular body around its prey and tightening, taking up the slack each time the prey animal exhales until it slowly suffocates. These snakes are almost entirely muscle, making them powerful enough to crush any animal they get in their coils, aren't they Gem?"
"No shit...Marlene..." Gem groaned as a second coil wound higher around her waist, pushing one of her breasts from the tank top. The nipple was stiff with excitement. "This guy... is only...15 feet long but...he's incredibly s-strong...feels like a steel b-band around...my...chest...there's...absolutely nothing I can...do to...free myself!" She closed her eyes and moaned, running her hands over the coils that slowly contacted, squeezing the breath from her. Marlene's fingers moved under the khaki shorts.
"But this is nothing...compared to the monster...we encountered in Brazil!" puffed Jan as she stumbled to her knees, attempting to unwind her partner.
"That's right, Jan," said Marlene, sliding her hand out of Gem's shorts and rising. Moving to Jan, she reached down and fondled Jan's straining breasts, then slid her hands under Jan's arms and lifted her to her feet. Sliding her hands over and around Jan's body, she found the Anaconda's tail and started to help Jan extricate Gem from the snake's coils. "And we'll be getting to this week's adventure right after this word from our sponsor, Mutual of Alaska. Just like this Anaconda is crushing Gem here, Mutual of Alaska will squeeze the life out of you if you miss your monthly payment!"

It was all Johnny could do to keep from grabbing his cock and finishing himself off right then at the sight he had just seen. It was only going to get better, he knew. He dashed upstairs to get a soft drink while the commercial ran. Johnny got back just as the commercial ended. All three women were breathing hard, having put the Anaconda back in its box. Gem took off her shirt to show the bruises the snake's coils had left around her waist and chest -- at the same time, showing off her magnificent breasts, which were all real, not silicone.
"Those ribs are going to be as sore as hell in the morning!" Marlene observed, lovingly cupping Gem's breasts, and gently tweaking the still swollen nipples.
"No shit, Marlene!" Gem laughed, running her hands over the bruised area, then covering Marlene's still roving hands, guiding them. "Its a good thing he didn't bruise these -- I've got a photo shoot for Playboy in the morning!" Jan licked her lips hungrily as she watched her two friends.

The camera pulled back from the close up of Gem and Marlene's activities and Marlene, remembering that she had a show to do, walked over to a large globe and turned it so that South America faced the camera.
"It was here," Marlene said as she pointed to a spot on the globe, breathing somewhat heavily "Along a tributary of the Amazon River that we came face to face with what the Indians call "Los Muerte Verde": the Green Death!"

The scene dissolved to film of an Indian village somewhere in the Amazon. Marlene, Gem and Jan walked naked among the natives, the three women's bodies painted with markings similar to those that decorated the bodies of the Indians.
"We had come to the remote village to film the circumcision rites of the Oopaco Indians," Marlene's voiceover explained. "A sight no outsiders had witnessed. In order to put our hosts at ease, we adopted their custom of going nude."

Johnny smiled. Every week, Marlene and the girls managed to find a tribe to put at ease by going naked. Scenes of village life followed, then a group of young women ran into the center of the village, clearly excited about something.

"We soon learned that a giant Anaconda had moved into the pool used for swimming and bathing by the children." The scene cut to a council of the village elders and tribal shamen, all gesturing in excitement and arguing heatedly, their words running together.
"The snake could not be allowed to stay this close to the village for fear of it taking a child. Unfortunately for the tribe, Anacondas are sacred to the Oopaco and the shamen were convinced that misfortune would befall the village if the snake were harmed in any way." The camera showed Marlene standing up and speaking to the assembled tribesmen through a translator.

Johnny groaned and clamped down on his erection as he took in the sight of Marlene's magnificent tits thrusting out from her chest as she stood ramrod straight.

"I told the Oopaco that we would capture the Anaconda, and take it unhurt to a location far from the village and release it. The village elders agreed. Better the wrath of their gods fall on outsiders than on the Oopaco!"

The scene changed to a small clearing containing a beautiful natural pool surrounded by jungle plants as Marlene's narration continued. The water was dark, the smooth surface broken only by giant lilypads and water hyacinths.

"We set up a base camp next to the pool and waited. I scanned the dark waters with my binoculars hoping to see some sign of the giant snake." On screen, Marlene peered into the distance, while behind her Jan and Gem settled in for a long wait, taking turns spreading suntan oil over each others naked bodies. The two women worked slowly and carefully, making sure not an inch of their smooth skins was left unprotected from the sun's rays.

Television doesn't get any better than this Johnny thought, stroking his hard cock in anticipation of ensuing battle.

"Suddenly, I saw a movement near the far side of the pool!" Marlene exclaimed as dramatic music began to play in the background. The camera zoomed in on a cluster of aquatic plants. The head of a huge Anaconda poked to the surface, its forked tongue flickering inquisitively.
"I called Gem and Jan!"

The two oil-slickened goddesses jumped to their feet and stood next to Marlene, looking into the direction she was pointing.

"We had decided before hand that Gem and Jan would go after the Anaconda and I would stay ashore and get the box ready to transport the snake safely downstream." Marlene continued.

Johnny's heart pounded as he watched the two women enter the water, moving slowly so as not to startle the Anaconda into moving to deeper water. The big snake remained motionless, watching them approach. The camera cut back to Marlene, who watched her two friends intently as she idly fingered an already swollen nipple.

"The Anaconda knew that something was up," Marlene intoned breathlessly as the scene cut back to the two women in the water.
"It drew into a defensive "S", ready to strike out in any direction. Jan was closer, so it struck at her -- if those curved, needle-like teeth sank into her flesh she would be at the big snake's mercy!"

Johnny stroked harder and faster as he watched Jan sidestep the snake's lunge and grab it with both hands, locking her fingers just behind the massive head. The Anaconda reacted by twisting violently, jerking the small but muscular woman from her feet, pulling her beneath the surface of the pool. Gem raced to the spot where her friend had disappeared, desperately trying to see where Jan was beneath the black water.

Johnny stroked his cock even faster, his eyes glued to the screen, unblinking, not wishing to miss even a fraction of a second of the action.
Suddenly, Jan burst to the surface, her naked body engulfed in the coils of the giant snake. The Anaconda had gotten two coils around Jan's chest and another around her waist, the rest of its body thrashing about in the water. Yet Jan had not let go of the snake's head. The corded muscles of her forearms stood out in relief as she struggled to hang on.

"It was a monster," Marlene exclaimed. "Twenty-five feet long and nearly 300 pounds.! Jan was in trouble. If she lost her balance, the Anaconda's massive weight could drag her under again and drown her. If Gem could not free her, the snake would crush her in its coils."

Johnny was pounding for all he was worth, breath coming in labored gasps. He could see the green and black-spotted coils contract around the woman, squeezing the breath from her lungs. The scene again cut to Marlene. Now both hands were occupied, one between her legs, the other still fondling her breast, and she was obviously breathing heavily.

"The situation was becoming desperate," Marlene said dramatically. "The snake's coils were tightening around Jan's chest making it harder to breathe. I considered going to her aid, but Gem made her way to Jan's side. Gem grabbed the Anaconda's tail end and started to unwind it from Jan's body, wrapping it around herself for leverage."

The scene switched yet again, and Johnny moaned as he watched the two women grapple in the swirling water, 300 pounds of writhing serpent wrapped around them. Finally, working together, they began to move to the shore, every step a Herculean effort as they dragged the Anaconda from the water. At last they collapsed on the ground in front of the box. The giant snake moved more leisurely now, sliding its thick body into additional coils around both women, as though sensing its attackers were now victims.

Gem's voice took up the narration as Marlene moved toward the women.
"Marlene said she wanted to put the snake away right away, but I could see from the way she breathed, and the way her nipples stood out that she really didn't want to," said Gem. "I could feel the snake tightening, but I knew I had several minutes before the snake crushed the air completely from my lungs. Jan must have felt the same way, because we both gasped out "No!" as Marlene reached for the big head. We were laying side by side, and the coils mostly had us from the waist up. Somehow, one of my tits was still free also. Marlene knew what to do."

Johnny's eyes bulged out of their sockets as he watched Marlene move around and kneel between the two women encircled in thick, gleaming coils.

"Ohh God" he groaned as the camera showed Marlene's hands move between the legs of Gem and Jan, and the two women, already squirming and writhing as the big snake tightened it's grip, squirmed even harder, thrusting their hips upward. Marlene bent, and began sucking on Gem's still exposed breast.

"I knew we didn't have much longer before the coils squeezed all the breath from us," narrated Jan now, "but no way was I going to give up this orgasm, and I knew Gem felt the same way. I began to buck harder against Marlene's hand, and I could glimpse Gem doing the same over the coil across my chest. But it was going to be a race. Marlene knew it too, and began to work harder also. Still, it was close."

Close to orgasm himself, Johnny was whimpering like a baby as he watched the mind-blowing action onscreen: Gem and Jan's hips thrusting rhythmically upward, Marlene bent over, sucking on Gem's breast and squirming against the anaconda's coils, flattening and rubbing her own tits against the smooth green skin.

Then, two sets of hips thrust upward simultaneously and stayed there. Gem and Jan's faces set wide-eyed and open mouthed. Whether from constriction or orgasm Johnny couldn't tell, but it didn't make any difference. Marlene squirmed on top of the snake, eyes closed, mouth open.
Johnny's body stiffened as he came, jets of semen spurting almost to the den's low ceiling and splashing the television screen.

"Fun is fun," narrated Marlene, "but I knew we still had a job to do."

Johnny watched lethargically as on screen, Marlene staggered to her feet. Padding silently, she grabbed the snake's big head, which swayed slowly above Jan, and forced it into the open box.
"Thinking that the darkness within was a route of escape, the Anaconda loosened its grip on Gem and Jan and darted inside." said Marlene as she held the lid closed with her bodyweight as she snapped the latches shut. Jan and Gem lay sprawled in each others arms gasping for breath, bodies glistening with oil and sweat.

"We took the Anaconda downstream and released it. It was a job well done." Marlene said in conclusion. "The grateful Oopaco threw us a two day banquet. It was with great reluctance that we left the peaceful village for Rio de Janeiro and then back to America."

The scene cut back to the library, where Marlene again sat on the edge of her desk, while Gem and Jan lounged on either side of her.
"Marlene felt as if Jan and I got the best of this adventure," said Gem.
"Yeah," said Jan. "So keep an eye on your T.V. Guide, because in a future episode, we're going to Southeast Asia, where Marlene is going to capture a twenty foot Reticulated Python for the Wichita Zoo by hand!"
"Of course," said Gem, giving the camera a heavy lidded gaze, "we'll be there to help."
"In the meantime, be sure to join us next week for another thrilling episode of Mutual of Alaska's Wild Kinkdom!" said Marlene, smiling wickedly.

Johnny was a boneless heap on the floor. Damned right I'll be watching next week, he grinned. Television just didn't get any better than this!

Finis

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