Subject:      Celestial Reviews 127 - Oct 19
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Celestial Reviews 127 - October 19, 1996

Note:  A correspondent has mentioned to me that he has a very large number
of stories ("about a gig") archived, which he would like to share with
someone who would be willing to repost the good ones.  If anyone wants to
take him up on this offer, let me know, and I'll put you in contact with
him.

- Celeste

      "Vamps" by Michael K. Smith (romance)
            10, 9, 9
      "Winning Through Intimidation" by J. Boswell. (wife
            watching) 9.5, 7, 7
      "Wind Chimes" by RC (hypnosis) 10, 9, 8
      "Horsewash" by Unknown Author (bestiality) 9, 9, 9
      "The Brady Bunch"  by Uncle Mike (sitcom orgy) 10, 9, 9
      "JJ and Me" by JTM9x (college sex) 8, 9, 9
      "For Him" by Uther Pendragon (sex slave for a day)
            10, 10, 10

"Vamps" by Michael K. Smith (mksmith@metronet.com).  I am a member of that
small minority of Americans who believe that there are no real vampires in
the world.  At least none that look like humans and require human blood
for sustenance or recreation or whatever.  Therefore, I appreciate it when
an author gives me some concise background information on the ground rules
for vampires in his story, and this author performs that service nicely.

Vampires live long lives, but they retain their youthful appearance.  They
can also exercise control over the minds of the humans around them.  They
blend into the midst of the human race by taking on various jobs or roles
in society.  One of the interesting aspects of this story is that Maya,
the female vamp, has spent the last several decades concealed as a nun in
a Cistercian convent.  Maya is young (hardly more than a hundred years
old) and sexually unsophisticated; and so the narrator (a male vamp
several centuries old) takes her under wing.  {It's hard to tell this
story without an accidental pun now and then.}

The story is somewhat complex.  Graeme (our narrator) meets Maya on a
Brazilian beach that is frequented by vampires.  Graeme and Maya take into
their apartment a vulnerable Brazilian, non-vampire girl who appears to be
about 14 years old.  They engage in numerous sexual pleasantries.  But
then we discover that the ways of vampires and of humans are not
completely compatible.

Ratings for "Vamps"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 9
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9

"Winning Through Intimidation" by J. Boswell.  Jim's long-lost brother
(actually cousin) comes to visit after an absence of nearly 20 years.  He
fucks Jim's wife regularly during the week-long visit; and she loves it.
Jim's daughter Cindy also hastens to her uncle's bed.  There's really not
much to this story - macho man humps wimp's wife and daughter while wimp
stands by; but it's well written and somewhat interesting story about
dysfunctional people.

Ratings for "Winning Through Intimidation"
Athena (technical quality): 9.5
Venus (plot & character): 7
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 7

"Wind Chimes" by RC (74734.271@CompuServe).  Laurie uses her wind chimes
on a peaceful evening to hypnotize and seduce Pretty Jane.  The
description of the hypnosis procedure is celarly written and, I suppose,
interesting - but not if one has seen too many similar hypnosis scenes
recently.  I think you'll like this story a lot more if you have NOT
recently read four or five well-written hypnosis stories.

Ratings for "Wind Chimes"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 9
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 8

"Horsewash" by Unknown Author (mcg-mcg@bartra.demon.co.uk).  The sweet
young lady is washing her horse.  After completing her ablutions, she has
sex with the animal.  I'm not an expert; but I'm not sure it is even
possible to do what this woman does.  It borders on a circus act - a very
lewd circus act, to say the least.  The language bounces from the poetic
to the grammatically incoherent - nice participial absolute phrases mixed
with dangling modifiers.  Nevertheless, I found this story interesting.

The story is posted by Merrill, Castle and Gray (UK).  These people claim
to have a list of 7000 stories, and it appears that they are willing to
send them to people for free.  I have not received stories directly from
them; but I did recognize several good stories on their list.  I plan to
review a few more of their stories in the next few issues of Celestial
Reviews.  You can e-mail 'list-mcg@bartra.demon.co.uk' for an up-to-date
list of their publications

Ratings for "Horsewash"
Athena (technical quality): 9
Venus (plot & character): 9
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9

 "The Brady Bunch"  by Uncle Mike. (fr582@cleveland.Freenet.Edu) This
story raises an interesting question: "What kind of architect would make
the six kids in his blended family share one bathroom?"

The basic plot of this series centered around the minor problems the three
boys and three girls hve getting along with each other.  This week's
episode is no exception.  While Bobby and Greg are raping Marcia in the
shower, she slips and accidentally impales her cunt on Peter's rigid cock.
 Meanwhile, Greg loses his balance, and his penis inadvertently slips
firmly into Marcia's mouth.  Imagine that.  Stranger things have happened
on American sitcoms.  This turns out to be such a pleasant experience that
Marcia simply has to share her pleasure with her sister Jan.  So she sends
Cindy (who is to young for this sort of thing) to sleep with Mom (and
presumably with Dad) and then goes to work on Jan.  Soon we have Marcia
sitting on Jan's face while one guy has a cock buried in Jan's cunt and
the other has his rammed down Marcia's throat.  Then Mom opens the door
and catches them, but she just joins in.  That's how they all became the
Brady Bunch.  Sing along now: That's how they all became the Brady Bunch -
the Brady Bunch!

Ratings for "The Brady Bunch"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 9
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9

"JJ and Me" by JTM9x (jtm9x@aol.com).  The narrator has gone back to
college after a few years in the workforce.  He has a waterbed.  JJ is a
vivacious young lady who works in the leasing office. She comes by one
night to help break in the waterbed.  He is unable to cum the fourth time;
but that's OK, since he has run out of holes anyway.  There's not really a
deep plot to this story, but it's pretty hot stuff.

Ratings for "JJ and Me"
Athena (technical quality): 8
Venus (plot & character): 8
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9

"For Him" by Uther Pendragon (nobody@flame.alias.net).  The man and woman
don't have a lot of money, since he is a college student and she is
holding down a job to help keep him that way.  So they usually make each
other presents.  This year she asks what he would like for his birthday,
and he suggests that she be his sex slave for a day.  She agrees; and she
enjoys the experience even more than he does.

Some bdsm enthusiasts may find this story objectionable.  That's because
the participants say they are practicing sex slavery, but they don't do
the things that bdsm lovers usually do.  On the other hand, maybe some
bdsm enthusiasts will like this story.  I assume they can be broadminded
enough to accept the notion that people can be dominant and submissive in
completely "unorthodox" ways that border on really friendly sexual
activity.

As an incurable romantic with an insatiable sex drive, I loved this story.
 I like it when a sexy story makes me laugh, and this one accomplished
that with lines like this, from the master to the slave:

    "Jeanette, if you were to escape into another state, is that state
required to return you to me?"
    "Mr. Calhoun says 'yes.'  Mr. Lincoln says 'no.'"

That's not true, of course. Lincoln never attacked the fugitive slave
laws. He specifically endorsed them in Congress and after being elected
President.  Well, anyway - it was funny in the context.

The story displays a large amount of inside humor, when the lovers talk
about their past experiences and about what they have been reading.  For
example, not all readers will catch the connection between Juneteenth and
the plot of this story, and I'm certainly not going to tell you.  But even
if I didn't fully understand all the allusions, I thoroughly enjoyed the
fondness and bantering between two people who were obviously in love.

Ratings for "For Him"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10

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