Path: newsfeed.direct.ca!news.bctel.net!news.island.net!vertex.tor.hookup.net!hookup!gatech!arclight.uoregon.edu!news-res.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!hunter.premier.net!news.cais.net!world1.bawave.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!newsxfer2.itd.umich.edu!portc01.blue.aol.com!newstf01.news.aol.com!newsbf02.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: celeste801@aol.com (Celeste801) Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories Subject: Celestial Reviews 101 - July 20 Date: 20 Jul 1996 17:05:50 -0400 Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) Lines: 401 Sender: root@newsbf02.news.aol.com Message-ID: <4srhne$bh6@newsbf02.news.aol.com> Reply-To: celeste801@aol.com (Celeste801) NNTP-Posting-Host: newsbf02.mail.aol.com Status: N Celestial Reviews 101 - July 20, 1996 Note: I was slightly inaccurate in the advice I gave to AOL users a few issues ago. Using DOWNLOAD ARTICLE will often, but not always, solve the problem of incomplete downloads. I have found that sometimes the story is incomplete but the DOWNLOAD ARTICLE option does not appear. When this happens, the MORE command may be available. What you should do is this: always check before you save your story to see if the last line in the text window really looks like the end of the story. If it's not, see if the MORE command is available. If it is, BE CAREFUL; and follow these instructions. First SAVE the first part of the file (the part that's already been displayed in the text window). Second, use the MORE command to get the rest of the story. This will bump the beginning of the story off the top of the text window. Third, SAVE the second part of the story under a slightly different name (e.g., Story2). After you go off-line, use your word processor to clip off the overlapping part of the second story and merge the remainder (the part that you missed when saving the first part) with the first part of the story. By this circuitous route you can get the story, the whole story, and nothing but the story. Second Note: The Surf Ng web site has been brought up to date. The latest scribblings of the ever lovin' Ng sisters, Tammy's Game, Hands On, and Real Slow Smile are all present on one page or another. The site also now contains several unfinished works for visitors to peek at, and a complete story never posted on a.s.s., all as a kind of perk for coming by. The address is http://members.aol.com/deidreng/index.htm (yeah, ya gotta use the whole thing) Like most authors, they would like to hear from you afterwards. Third note: It's a good idea for authors to post their stories on Web sites, as the Ng sisters are doing. If you are an author who is doing this, please let me know. I plan to post an updated list of Web sites soon. Furthermore, if you happen to know that I am publishing inaccurate information (e.g., saying there is a Web site at an address where there is none), please let me know. Finally, if you like what you see on these Web sites, say so to the authors. Only if they receive some interest and support are they likely to continue offering this service. - Celeste "Trinity Trilogy Novel 2/14" by Tom Trinity (relationships) 10, 9.5, 9.5 "Room 222: Hit the Showers" by Uncle Mike (sitcom parody) 10, 9.5, 9.5 "Beverly Hillbillies: Elly May, Jethro Mayn't" by Uncle Mike (sitcom parody) 10, 7, 5 "A Walk in the Park" by Jym (ff bdsm) 9.5, 8, 5 "The Rites of Summer" by SummerMan (outdoor sex) 10, 8, 10 "Bobbi Sue's Adventures" by Bobbi Sue (sex on the run) 10, 9.5, 9.5 "100% Woman, 200% Bitch...." by BareHugz (tender bdsm & probable bestiality) 2, 5, 2 "At the Pool" by Mark Aster (swimming pool sex) 10, 10, 10 "Little Red Riding Hood" by Sarah Jahn (fairy tale sex) 10, 10, 10 "Mekong Orange" by Yannu Abioka (Oriental sex) 10, 8, 10 "River Queen" by RC (sex slavery & humiliation) 10, 9, 6 "Break Room" by RC (masturbation, voyeurism, & bdsm) 10, 10, 10 "Box of Delights" by Orion (mind control) 9, 9, 9 "Trinity Trilogy Novel 2/14" by Tom Trinity (stbush@iglou.com). Here's an interesting idea for a story. Why not have a guy at a science fiction convention walk past the motel swimming pool late at night? A voice from the pool could ask him to come on in, and he could reply that he has no swimsuit; and the voice from the pool could respond, "That's OK. Neither do I." They could then flirt and go to the woman's room, which is really her parents' room, and begin to make love. But then her mother could return unexpectedly, tell the woman to go to the adjoining room, and then make love to the man herself. The mother could then leave, telling the girl to return and commenting that the guy had talent. This segment of the Trinity Trilogy also includes several overlapping stories of the three friends at a convention. God's Gift to Womankind fucks one of them and then immediately falls asleep, thus violating the Full Reciprocity Clause of the One Night Contract and justifying the subsequent acts of Creative Revenge. Also in this segment, the friends buy a house that they can share; and during the first evening they manage to christen it by having an orgasm in each of the six rooms. That's a major advantage of a menage a trois; the christening would have been much more work for a mere couple. Ratings for "Trinity Trilogy Novel 2/14" Athena (technical quality):10 Venus (plot & character): 9.5 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9.5 "Room 222: Hit the Showers" by Uncle Mike (fr582@cleveland.Freenet.Edu). Two female teachers at Walt Whitman High School go for a run. They need a shower afterwards, but a gym class is using the girls' showers. The coaches' shower is also in use. Since no boys' gym class is scheduled, they decide to sneak into the boys' locker room for a quick shower; but they startle a straggler who is still taking his shower. Some horseplay follows, and then they get into some hot threeway sex. I remember seeing a few episodes of "Room 222," but I don't have a clear recollection of it. I can't really evaluate this as a parody, but I found it to be a pretty good story in its own right. Ratings for "Room 222" Athena (technical quality):10 Venus (plot & character): 9.5 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9.5 "Beverly Hillbillies: Elly May, Jethro Mayn't" by Uncle Mike (fr582@cleveland.Freenet.Edu). Miss Hathaway takes Elly May out to some shops and helps her purchase lots of new clothes. Elly May doesn't see the point of all this. Then Miss Hathaway buys Elly May a swimsuit, notices that the girl's tan lines are wrong, and instructs her to lie outside and get a suntan. She does, and she gets fucked by the family goat. That's right: the family goat. Kinda surprises you, doesn't it? I mean, if you were going to write a parody about this really sexy girl from the hills who comes to a rich community along with her stupid hunk of a brother and her other illiterate relatives, would you have the only sex be with the family goat? Kinda gets your goat, doesn't it? Ratings for "Beverly Hillbillies" Athena (technical quality):10 Venus (plot & character): 7 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 5 "A Walk in the Park" by Jym (GJ@SPRYNET.COM). The woman has been happily married but has lost interest in sex with her husband in the several months since their first child was born. She meets an attractive younger woman who is a photographer and who arranges to rent the apartment over their garage. She also falls in love with the woman and becomes her sex slave. As I have said before, I have trouble understanding how I could feel attracted to another person who said she loved me but expressed this love my deliberately inflicting pain on me. It sounds like some kind of perverse religion to me, but the woman in this story likes it. The sex is clearly described, but the author spends a lot of time discussing peripheral details, like flowers and photography. The story ends really abruptly - apparently in the middle of part 3 of who knows how many parts. It was a well-written but incomplete story that will appeal to people who like ff bdsm, but it did not appeal strongly to me. Ratings for "A Walk in the Park" Athena (technical quality):9.5 Venus (plot & character): 8 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 5 "The Rites of Summer" by SummerMan (royle@efn.org). The man and woman have gone on a walk on a hot summer day to a beautiful cool stream. The man strips and enters the water, which is about five feet deep. When he returns to the shore, his head is naturally at a nice spot for a romantic entanglement. They do it in and out of the water. I found this to be an exceptionally erotic story. The only problem with the story is that it's not a complete story- just an excellent erotic snippet. I cannot possibly do it justice here; you should read it yourself. Ratings for "The Rites of Summer" Athena (technical quality):10 Venus (plot & character): 8 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 "Bobbi Sue's Adventures" by Bobbi Sue (nobody@REPLAY.COM). So far I've seen 13 of these Adventures. I presume there will be more to come. They purport to be an autobiographical account of what happened to a 30-year old woman when she discovered this newsgroup and started having fantasies and then acting out those fantasies. I'm skeptical that she actually DID all the things described in these stories; but I truly enjoyed the fantasies, and so if Bobbi Sue wants to say these things really happened, who am I to argue? Bobbi Sue slipped gradually into depravity. First she read the stories and jumped her husband when he got home; then she began to masturbate after reading the stories; and soon she found herself selecting carrots and cucumbers at the market based on how she thought they would fill her pussy. Then she begins going nearly naked during her noontime run and flaunts herself to a passing biker. He asks to fuck her; but she declines. That would be beyond her present limits. He suggests a blow job; she compromises at a hand job, as long as she can fuck herself with the bicycle pump while he cums on her face. All of what I have described up to now happened in the first Adventure, which was a pretty good, complete story. The other Adventures are not as complete, but they are still good segments of a continuing story. It's like many weekly TV shows: the pilot episode is really excellent, but the subsequent episodes never quite live up to the expectations set by the pilot. Likewise, I think this author did an excellent job on the first Adventure and then felt pressured to keep doing it over and over. I think it is possible that the first story was close to literally true (as the author claims); but (as I said earlier) I am skeptical about the literal veracity of the subsequent episodes. I don't mean to offend the author with that previous sentence. If someone is going to write sexy stories, it's more important to be sexy than truthful; but perhaps it's not necessary to claim to be "perfectly truthful" when this is not the case. Taken together as one large story, these represent very good erotic material. Bobbi Sue comes across as the consummate exhibitionist. Remember the biker from Adventure 1? Well, in a later Adventure she joins him and five of his friends for a little "harmless fun." She meets them on the same trail, and the plan is that she will masturbate for them while they jack off on her. She has promised the original guy a blow job, but he is the only one who was going to get anything from her. But things get out of hand and they all end up fucking her. Then another runner comes by and sees her impaled on a cock with five other guys standing around waiting their turns. The original group of guys invite him to take a turn; and so Bobbi Sue ends up fucking him too. Because she doesn't want to feel guilty, she decides to get her husband interested in her Adventures. This is easy. I won't describe it in detail, but her strategy involves the old ploy of not wearing any underpants when a woman goes into a shoe store and tries on some shoes. After she flashes a few salesmen, they go home and have wild sex, and her husband becomes a good bet for future participation. There's consistency but also a lot of variety in Bobbi Sue's Merry Adventures. For example, one of them involves her masturbating with a soft drink bottle in a motel pool when three guys walk right up to her and ask how the water is. She tells them that it feels good, and they jump into the pool right next to her. One of them asks what happened to her soft drink. It turns out that they had been watching her, and that just before they came down, they saw her submerge her soda bottle. Right after they ask the question, one of them reaches down and twists the bottle, which is still inserted in her pussy. This sort of thing is probably a bad idea; but it's a very hot fantasy. Ratings for "Bobbi Sue's Adventures" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 9.5 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9.5 "100% Woman, 200% Bitch...." by BareHugz (scg@jps.net). The full title line of this one was "100% Woman, 200% Bitch.... A Love Story!! For F's to READ, if you DARE!" I dared. I had to have guts to dare to do this, because the punctuation was indeed sparse; but to be fore-warned is to be fore-armed. I was ready for the punctuation, the spelling, and the usage errors. I went forth to places where a less daring F would fear to read. I read about gags and plugs and about somebody named Rusty who might have been a canine creature having sex with another creature who may have been a woman. I dunno - the author just called her "you." Literacy isn't this author's strong point, nor is numeracy. Let's think about this -100% woman. Is that good? Well, on the mathematical scale I learned back in the fourth grade, 100% would be perfect; but here we have the 100% woman contrasted with 200% bitch. Now, I may not be a math genius, but that means that this lady is at most half a woman (100/200 = 1/2). But then, 200% may not be the maximum. I heard an athlete on TV saying that he always tried to give a thousand percent. For that matter, the maximum might be a gazillion percent. I'm sorry about this digression, but I assure you it's a lot more interesting than the story. Ratings for "100% Woman, 200% Bitch...." Athena (technical quality): 2 Venus (plot & character): 5 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 2 "At the Pool" by Mark Aster (MyFrThAl@aol.com). Sometimes I suspect that the plots for some of these stories are not very realistic. Take this one, for example. Do you think that a guy in his middle twenties would really go to a swimming pool and relax with his pregnant girlfriend at his side and lust after a high school girl with shapely tits and a nice ass and legs that won't quit who is serving her community as a lifeguard? And if the couple did go to the pool together and if the guy really did feel horny whenever he looked at the lifeguard and if he did express his fantasies about this young lady to his girlfriend, do you think she would really find it interesting to borrow the lifeguard's swimsuit and arrange to be alone in the pool with the guy after closing time? And even if she did do this, do you think the guy would actually get really turned on by the fantasy of making it with this cute little lass while he was really driving his throbbing cock underwater into the pulsating pussy of the lady who will bear his child? Do you find this as repulsive as I do? And anyway, how could you get the girl to loan you her swimsuit and let you into the pool - except, perhaps, by telling her what you plan to do and telling her that she can watch. Ratings for "At the Pool Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 10 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 "Little Red Riding Hood" by Sarah Jahn (sfjahn@ix.netcom.com). I enjoy sex stories based on fairy tales, because I usually know the basic plot and I enjoy waiting to see how the perverted author will debase and enrich the original story line. In this case, the wolf is a lusty lady who could just eat Little Red all up. That's all you need to know; you can either fill in the details yourself or read the story. I vaguely remember a woodcutter or plumber or someone who showed up to rescue Little Red at the end of the original story; I guess that's the part that this author changed. I really enjoyed this cute little story. One anomaly: fairy tales usually have a moral, but this story does not. I suppose that's because authors for this newsgroup don't have any morals. Ratings for "Little Red Riding Hood Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 10 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 "Mekong Orange" by Yannu Abioka (71022.251@compuserve.com). This is another excerpt from a book published by Spectrum Press. Aside from "Lady Chatterly's Lover," this is stylistically the best excerpt I have seen among that company's offerings. It is exceptionally well written. I cannot tell exactly what the story will be about - except to say that in the introductory chapter a white Frenchman is making love to a Vietnamese woman of Chinese ancestry. If I had time to look for a novel to read, this is one I would take a closer look at. Ratings for "Mekong Orange Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 8 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 "River Queen" by RC (74734.271@CompuServe.COM). This is the story of a queen of a desert country. The general description made me think of ancient Egypt or perhaps a mythical kingdom of Amazons. While bathing, the Queen is taken by surprise by an innocent woman. Since this woman has committed the sin of seeing the Queen naked, she must be punished by becoming the Queen's personal sex slave. The story is clearly written, and I suspect that people who are predisposed to like bdsm will enjoy it. However, I have trouble getting excited about people who enjoy humiliating others and treating them like shit. I wouldn't like someone to do that to me, and I couldn't respect myself if I did it to someone else. I HAVE read bdsm stories that I found to be arousing. However, like many bdsm stories, this one makes little attempt to set a context or establish a rationale that would make the activities seem enjoyable to a non-enthusiast. The next story ("Break Room" by the same author) does a much better job of making bdsm sound interesting to a person who would not be inclined to participate herself or himself. Ratings for "River Queen Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 9 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 6 "Break Room" by RC (74734.271@CompuServe.COM). Jean and two of her coworkers have been assigned to a night shift that requires little real exertion. One of them routinely goes to the break room and takes a nap. One night Jean awakens from her nap and realizes that she has become bound to the wall. Shannon is standing in front of her, masturbating herself to orgasm. The sight of her coworker approaching her climax at first makes Jean anxious, but then she herself becomes very horny. She tries to break free - at first to escape from the threatening situation; but soon her focus becomes more on wanting to relieve herself sexually. Shannon finishes, and then Traci comes into the room and does a repeat performance. As if this has not been enough, both Shannon and Traci next appear together in front of their captive coworker and make passionate love to each other. When her coworkers finally set her free, Jean rips off her clothes, jumps their bodies, and joins the orgy herself. I have no intention of ever doing this myself. I was going to say that I had no INTEREST, but as I read this story I realized that wasn't true. I would honestly take legal action against anyone that did to me what Traci and Shannon did to Jean, but I really enjoyed the story. If I dream about this tonight, I'll roll over and grab my husband; I won't even classify the dream as a nightmare. I strongly recommend this well-written story. Ratings for "Break Room Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 10 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 "Box of Delights" by Orion (an284654@anon.penet.fi). This story is being reposted through the THC library. The title refers not to the box of delights that resides between a lady's legs, but rather to a magic box with a red LED that flashes while the holder of the box uses mental telepathy to control the people to whom he wishes to direct his thoughts. The story is on this newsgroup rather than, say, alt.world.salvation or alt.world.conquest because the current holder of the box is a horny son of a bitch with simple needs. After his first day with the box, two females would arrive home with wet pussies, and one of them might wonder why her anus felt as if it had been stretched. A red-headed shop-assistant would wonder when the cold wind hit her cunt why her panties were in her locker instead of on her body. A female bank teller would have to explain the loss of a small amount of cash. Over the next few days, a surprisingly large number of women would feel an inexplicable urge to remove their panties and to bend over a little further while performing life's mundane tasks. An interesting twist that the author doesn't reveal until late in the story is that he is required to give the magic box to whoever sends the next good mind control story to this newsgroup. A major problem, of course, is that since this is a repost, we don't really know who has the box now or whether that conditional clause was permanent and is still legally binding for the current holder. So I don't know for sure whether you really can have the box by writing a story. At any rate, the author will eventually lose the box, and you might think he would therefore stop having his telepathic jollies. Not so! He has employed a trick that countless stage hypnotists have employed - the "trigger phrase". He has pre-programmed most of the women in his neighborhood, and when one of them hears the phrase a year or a decade or so after the box is gone, she will at that time obey every order - just as if she was under the direct influence of the Box. However, I'm pretty sure the box doesn't work on reviewers. Ratings for "Box of Delights Athena (technical quality): 9 Venus (plot & character): 9 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9