~Subject: Celestial Reviews 3 Repost ~From: celeste801@aol.com (Celeste801) ~Date: 9 Aug 1995 12:16:38 -0400 ~Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.d Celestial Reviews 3 - July 15, 1995 - by Celeste There are some excellent stories in this bunch. I hope these reviews are helping you find good stories to read. If any authors want to send me copies of their stories right before (or as soon as) they post them, this might enable me to post reviews while the stories are still easily accessible in the postings. "Showoffs" by Backrub. Yesss! This is what sexual fantasy is about. This story describes two female friends who come on to the hunks doing the gardening, and everyone gets their brains fucked out. The story is well written and the sex is hot. In real life there are plenty of good reasons why I myself will never do what the people do in this story; but that's what fantasy is for. My husband couldn't figure out why my pussy was so hot two nights ago. I told him, but I didn't let him read the story until the next evening; but then I understood the bulge in his shorts when I came into the computer room dressed in my gardening clothes. Fortunately, I had downloaded the story - otherwise, we'd have had one big bill for connect time from AOL while he was distracted from the monitor. Two bangs for the buck! Thank you Backrub! (Rating: 10) "Piss Mom" by Unknown Author. Peggy is a divorced mother who has to take a leak in the garden. Since she suddenly realizes that her young son is hanging out the window watching her and since the sensation of urinating in the great outdoors is already turning her on, she has a resounding orgasm while little Johnny watches in admiration. When Peggy goes into the house to confront her son about the incident, she finds him masturbating; and so, naturally, she gives him a hand job. Morally confused, she takes a hot bath; but when she gets out of the tub she finds Johnny sucking on her panties, which are full of the scent of her recent orgasm. She joins him in this occupation; but when he asks to see her naked cunt (which he has already seen in the garden a few minutes earlier), Peggy's conscience won't permit this; and so she encourages him to cuddle up to her naked ass instead. And so it goes.... With a title like this, you'd think the story couldn't miss; but it falls short of greatness It was a multipart story, and somehow I got only the first part. But don't bother sending me the rest, unless the plot takes a dramatic shift. The main reason I'm mentioning it in this review at all is because this story shows clear signs of being *digitally scanned* from a published manuscript. (I've learned to recognize this, because some of my students have tried to plagiarize in this way.) I think the reason the person who posted this "doesn't know who wrote it" is because the cover was torn off - the way the bookstores do when they get refunds on cheap paperbacks they can't sell. What kind of person is this? Senators Exon and Dole had me expecting good clean perverts; but this jerk doesn't even respect the copyright law! (Rating 2.5) "Star Trek: The Next Fornication" by JRDIV. This is a clever satire on the Star Trek series. I am not a super Trekkie, but you don't have to be one to enjoy the humor. This story is a good example of mature juvenile satire in the classic Mad Magazine or Monty Python mold. Amoral people have sex for stupid reasons, and it's fun to imagine them doing it: " 'Two blowjobs, a fuck, and an assfuck in one evening. And I jacked off twice, too,' Wesley muttered." And that was just *before* lunch! The allusions, metaphors, and similes range from wonderful to interesting: "...her mini-orgasms exploded like Romulan photon torpedoes against an unshielded ship." (Rating: 10) "Kathy" by the BEAR. This is a sensitive, well-written story about love and sex between an older man and his young female friend who becomes his lover. It contains tenderness, love, commitment and care. In an epilogue, the author gives the impression that this is based on a true story and expresses the wish that the two live "relatively happily ever after." I share that wish. Since the author obviously wants to apply this to real life, I feel an urge to express my feelings about the issues he raises. In real life I have been close friends with a young person that experienced almost exactly the same relationship as the one described in the story - only it was a young boy with his kindly and loving teacher. They were eventually discovered; and the teacher lost his job and the boy is still sexually confused nearly ten years later. Although some of our society's sexual taboos are silly and it's exciting to break them, there's a reason behind some of our taboos. When actions like those of the man in this story become public and are based on less than perfect motivations, we are usually shocked an disgusted by the "exploitations" of a "dirty old man." In my own experiences I have found that I don't always make objectively wise decisions when I'm naked, aroused, and rubbing my body against someone; and so having a rule against certain behaviors is a good idea. In addition, I think I would be legitimately upset if a kindly old man thought that my husband and I were suppressing our daughters' sexuality and decided to "set her free." The basic problem is that people with power over young people need to respect their need for autonomy and growth; and this rules out pedophilia and incest with young children. On the other hand, I may be wrong. Some young people may actually find things like this to be a growth experience. I really do think that anti-pedophiles (like myself) should consider the possibility that some people who have sex with young children actually possess some decency and dignity - instead of just demanding that their cocks be cut off. An objective reading of a story like this can help us think things out. What I do know is that I feel lot more comfortable with a great story about erotic sex among consenting adults (like Backrub's "Showoffs" cited at the beginning of this review or Sue's "Slippery When Wet," which I reviewed in Celestial Reviews 2) than with this one. Still, it was an outstanding story. I think it should be assigned reading for the people over on alt.sex.wizards or one of the religious groups, where they could use it as the basis for an intelligent discussion instead of screaming insults at one another about child molesters. (Rating: 10) "Study Cubicle" by Backrub. Just good, clean, hot, heterosexual romance between a student and an instructor in a library cubicle on a Sunday morning. Why aren't these people in church!? Actually, I wouldn't be surprised to find another story from Backrub about a hot couple making it in a church. (Rating: 10) "Steven after Hours" by Backrub. OK, so I just discovered Backrub, and this is the third Backrub story I've reviewed in this one set of reviews. This is the third 10 rating in a row! Do I see a pattern here? Do I intend to keep reading Backrub stories? Am I asking rhetorical questions? Actually, at my present level of mature sophistication (yeah!), I would *not* be interested in having sex with a person as shallow as Steven - a sexy stud with a nine inch cock who thinks he's God's gift to women just because he drives them out of their mind with sexual ecstasy while he's satisfying his own lusts. But in our fantasies we can excuse a few minor personality flaws. Seriously, if you're a mature person interested in reading about the romantic relationship of your dreams, you may not like this story at all. But if you're looking for literate and hot descriptions of oral, vaginal, and anal heterosexual activity that make it all sound like a helluva lot of fun, this one's for you. (Rating: 10) "Comeuppance 1.0" by Wiley03. In addition to offering a service to the rest of you, I am trying to expand my own horizons while I read these stories and write these reviews. And so when I spotted the <*> next to this story, I decided to review it, even though I don't usually enjoy nc stories and even though I had given Wiley03 my lowest ever rating for "eXstacy." I have a bias in my real life - I don't like the idea of using something beautiful like sex to torture and degrade someone. I don't think this is just a "lifestyle choice"; I think people who torture others sexually in real life deserve to be severely punished. But Wiley03 and others will reply, "But this is *fantasy*, dammit!" I guess I think it may be just a little bit unhealthy to fantasize about things that would be really awful ideas in real life. Having said that, I have to admit that this story was a lot better than "eXstacy." In my own fantasy life, I really can see how it would be enjoyable to see a really nasty little bitch get her comeuppance. Its kinda like Charles Bronson "Death Wish" movies - in real life I doubt that it would be a good idea to let an emotionally stressed vigilante execute whoever he thinks deserves to be shot; but I really feel good inside whenever Bronson blows away one of those slimy bastards. And so, I suspended my judgment and decided to try to enjoy the story, since Tammy was obviously a bitch who deserved to be punished for being "petulant, cruel, and an expert at certain mind-games." However, I would have really appreciated it if Wiley03 would simply have made Tammy an *adult* sister. I had the distinct impression that the protagonist enjoyed the rape a little bit more because Tammy was underage; and that simply wasn't necessary for the story. I also felt uncomfortable with some of the specific advice regarding torture (such as what kind of clothespins to use to inflict the most pain on those tender nipples); but hey - maybe I'm getting religion or something. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that Wiley03 is really trying to write better. If that's the case, he might like to know that fiancee is spelled with two e's at the end, unless the rapist really was engaged to a man. Also, clitoris ends in is, even though cunnilingus ends in us; he possibly forgot that the former comes from the third declension in Latin and the latter from the second. If this is confusing, stick with clit. Finally, I really had trouble with the pronoun references; I sometimes couldn't determine whether "she" was the victim or the observing fiance(e). Some of these problems could be solved by having someone else proofread the story before it gets posted. One good way to accomplish this would be to find a really nasty bitch (who is of legal age, of course), tie her up with rope so that all the knots are in the right places, and then have your fiance(e) read the story out loud while you screw the hell out of her. (Note the satirical ambiguity of this last pronoun reference.) (Rating: 3). "Movie Madness" by Unknown author. The boys and girls in a college dorm argue over the value of porn movies and decide to get together to watch an X-rated VCR tape together. The value question remains unresolved; but afterwards, a guy and girl who had previously been "just friends" have a satisfying sexual experience. Nice story. (Rating: 7.5) "Surprise" by Doug Stewart. A woman is bound and held captive while her mother, who is the sex slave of the captors, is forced to perform oral sex on the daughter, apparently to settle a bet among the captors. The mother is also forced to submit to humiliation while engaging in oral and anal sex and to drink the urine of one of the captors. All this may sound unpleasant; but, much to the daughter's surprise, her mother thoroughly enjoys it. She was a good sex slave! This story was fairly well written - it held my attention, even though it disgusted me, while I thought, "What the hell is going to happen next?" But the style deteriorated later in the story. In case anyone is wondering whether there are lots of woman in the world who enjoy this kind of treatment or who admire the men who engage in it, the answer to both questions is no. (Rating: 5). "Bound for Her Glory" by Writer1037. This is a story about a man who becomes fascinated with a woman's beautiful hair and works hard to make that hair a part of his sex life. I guess this would be classified by some readers as kinky - fetish, light bondage, and female dominance; but this kind of kinky I can enjoy. It was a sensitive, hot, sexy story. It made me wish I had that kind of hair to tease my husband with. OK, it made me think about how it would feel to have someone like Janine caress my own body with that "lovely brunette mane" while she made me beg for it by licking and kissing that red hot clitoris that she pushed against my face.... I'll leave that last sentence there; but I'm afraid it's an example of why I'm a reviewer and Writer1037 is a writer. (Rating: 9.5) "Summer" by Jacques. This is a story about two boys masturbating together. The trick is that they do it in plain view of everyone including the camp supervisor; but no one can tell, because they are far away and underwater. It never occurred to me that horny adolescent boys would try something like this. This is not a story that will make you feel hot and sexy - but it sure did make me laugh. (Rating: 8) "Short 10.0" by Wiley03. This is an extremely vivid depiction of a gang rape, seen through the eyes of the female victim. It's not a pretty story, but it certainly held my attention. What irritated me were the author's references to the "pleasure" the victim felt. Something is missing here. The other feelings the woman expresses are things that I can understand - pain, frustration, hatred, anger, etc. But pleasure? I guess there might be some women or men somewhere in the world who could derive pleasure from such an ordeal; but the writer owes the readers some sort of rationale for this irrational reaction. I have known women who have been raped, and none of them has ever used this word. This is the third story I've read by Wiley03. I hope he's a nice, athletic guy who umpires little league baseball for free and helps elderly ladies across the street. I hope he has a lovely wife whom he treats like a goddess or that when he jacks off he does so to images of beautiful talk show hostesses giving him head while he gently fondles their asses and whispers sweet nothings and helps them come to wonderful heights of sexual ecstasy. I hope that he has no intention at all of ever acting out any of these weird fantasies he writes about. (Rating: 5)