Message-ID: <47729asstr$1083928203@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com From: Carlos Malenkov X-X-Sender: thegrendel@localhost.localdomain Reply-To: cmalenkov@linuxwaves.com X-Original-Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Thu, 6 May 2004 21:22:11 -0700 (MST) Subject: {ASSM} Moby Puss [flash fiction] (parody) Lines: 24 Date: Fri, 7 May 2004 07:10:03 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation X-Story-Submission: X-Moderator-ID: dennyw, IceAltar MOBY PUSS by Melvin Herman, a.k.a. Carlos Malenkov word count: 99 Copyright 2002 by Carlos Malenkov Posting and archiving rights granted to ASSM. All other rights reserved. A great white earth momma, a whale of a woman she was. I am Isherwood Jones; call me Ishy. Her suitors expired. The sirens wailed; white-painted waggons bore them away. Knocked at her door, I, the young sailor. Rapaciously she received me, and was harpooned. 'Twas a maddened Nantucket Sleigh Ride, bucking and humping acrost the oceanic bedstead. She squeezed, and squeezed, and crashing waves assailed my flailing nether spar. I drowned, then fled. Pursued by an unrequited lover, I escap'd in my carriage bearing PEQUOD vanity plates. I alone am left to tell how I saved my tail. -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ------ send stories to: | | FAQ: Moderators: | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |ASSM Archive at Hosted by | |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d; look for subject {ASSD}| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+