Message-ID: <47716asstr$1083802201@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com From: Carlos Malenkov X-X-Sender: thegrendel@localhost.localdomain Reply-To: cmalenkov@linuxwaves.com X-Original-Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Wed, 5 May 2004 13:09:12 -0700 (MST) Subject: {ASSM} What You Wish For [Flash Fiction] Lines: 25 Date: Wed, 5 May 2004 20:10:01 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation X-Story-Submission: X-Moderator-ID: newsman, hecate WHAT YOU WISH FOR by Carlos Malenkov word count: 95 Copyright (c) 2002 by C. Malenkov Posting and archive rights granted to ASSM. All other rights reserved. Of what use is Aladdin's Lamp to a shy mathematician? "For my first wish, O Genie, make me utterly irresistible to women." They pursue him relentlessly, leaving him no privacy or work time. Spell-crazed women are lousy lovers. Never again will he buy a lamp at a yard sale. Summon the damned genie. "Cancel the first wish." (He would win a Nobel Prize proving Goldbach's Conjecture, but suffer unbearable loneliness.) Now he utters the fateful final wish, knowing there would henceforth be a bit less magic in the world. "O Genie, eat shit and die." -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ------ send stories to: | | FAQ: Moderators: | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |ASSM Archive at Hosted by | |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d; look for subject {ASSD}| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+