Message-ID: <47667asstr$1083399013@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com From: Carlos Malenkov X-X-Sender: thegrendel@localhost.localdomain Reply-To: cmalenkov@linuxwaves.com X-Original-Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Fri, 30 Apr 2004 14:03:04 -0700 (MST) Subject: {ASSM} Manhattan Nights (MF cons) Lines: 303 Date: Sat, 1 May 2004 04:10:13 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation X-Story-Submission: X-Moderator-ID: hoisingr, dennyw MANHATTAN NIGHTS by Carlos Malenkov word count: 2175 Copyright 2002 Posting and archiving rights granted to ASSM. All other rights reserved. LeRoy Zoltan, that's my name. A monarch by both monikers, twice-over. Manhattan, Kansas wasn't quite big enough for the likes of royalty, so the day I graduated high school I said "Hi, ho" to the old folks, crammed a couple of changes of clothes into a backpack and hit Route 24 with my pride intact and my thumb in the air. Rode into Manhattan, New York, on a royal chariot, a Greyhound bus to be exact, with all of $50 in my pocket. Port Authority Terminal has got to be one of the most depressing shitholes on this ball of mud. Row upon row of dented, flaking gray-painted steel lockers, travelers and transients with backpacks and suitcases rubbing the sleep out of their eyes, pimps and hustlers, and miscellaneous whackos muttering to themselves about the end of the world, with only an occasional scared-looking cop walking by. Up and outta that place. Up the cement staircase to the street. It was only a short stroll to Times Square, the imperial asshole of the world. I had a Plan. I'm nothing, if not resourceful. The store sign read "Novelties and Souvenirs." Told the clerk I wanted a custom imprinted t-shirt. Invested $25 of my stash and got a form-fitting shirt reading: "1001 Variations." It showed off my pecs real good. Ambled uptown into rich folks' country. Upper East Side. The Casbah itself. The accumulated wisdom of half a dozen TV shows said that singles bars were a good place to score lonely women. I made my grand entrance into Rudy's Rutabaga, strutted my stuff, and grabbed a vacant chair. I was a sharp-looking dude and it didn't take long to hit the jackpot. Sherry Zahd, her name was, account exec for the Forty Weaves textile design firm, jet-setter, woman of the world. A real princess. An older gal, maybe twice my age, but good looking. She would do. Took me home in a taxi. What a ride. Those New York cabbies drive like they were in the bumper cars at Whingding Amusement Park. Eagleton Courts. Luxury condo. Doorman. Marble lobby. Old-fashioned brass cage elevator. I had a place to lay my head for the night. Not quite a palace, but close enough. Silk hangings and velvet and jewels and cut-glass perfume atomizers. Waterford crystal and musk-scented talc. She claimed me as soon as we walked into her quarters. Grabbed my ass and stuck her tongue into my mouth. Day 1: Good old missionary position last night, with a little pussy licking to sweeten things up. We only did it once, seeing as I was worn out from riding the bus. Sherry was understanding. She woke me at 6:00 a.m. sharp, fed me a peppery green onion omelet and hashbrowns breakfast, then dropped me off with a kiss on the cheek a couple of blocks away. "Have to entertain a client at the shop all day. Come back after dark if you can stand it, stud. The doorman will let you in; we have a special arrangement. Show this horny old gal another way to do it tonight." I spent a few hours just strolling around the neighborhood. Had a bite at a Greek joint. Discovered the joys of souvlaki. When I dug into my pocket to pay, I saw I was back up to fifty bucks. Sherry had a classy way of expressing her appreciation. Plenty of time to go looking for a job, and I didn't have the funds to even think of a place of my own. Anyhow, I had a warm bed and a warm bod waiting for me. Day 2: She was on top last night. Rode me hard, pumping up and down while I attended to her clit. Leaned over forward toward my face so I could suck her nipples. I was good for three rounds of that. Good food and good rest do marvels for a man. Then she told me what the deal was. "1001 variations, eh? We'll see about that. As long as you perform, you have a bed and breakfast. If you ever repeat yourself, lover, it's the end. I'll toss you out on your royal ass so hard you'll bounce. Understood?" Understood. I'm on my best behavior. Gotta do a different number every night or I'm out on the street. The cold, cold street. Might as well be the executioner's axe. Out walking the streets again. Gotta find a job. Sherry gave me another twenty-five, and that'll keep me eating for the day, but not much more than that. As soon as I can scrounge up work, I'll start putting gelt aside toward an apartment. Meanwhile, I have a place to sleep as long as I can keep amusing that crazy broad with inventive ways of connecting. Day 5: Doggie position. Sherry has a plush, bouncy ass. Nice for me to rebound from. Three rounds again, and she came each time (G-spot magic). I'm getting a little worn out. My dick is sore. Friction burns. And why does she have to keep playing that damned repetitious Rimsky-Korsakov tune in the background, though? Sheh-harem something or other. Got a job finally. I'm a bicycle messenger. Seven bucks per delivery, plus tips. If I hustle, I can make seventy or eighty a day. Not too shabby for a Kansas shitkicker with pretentions. Day 34: Head-to-toe. Did the 69, then, with a little help from her hand, inserted into her just like that. She had pillows under her ass, and still had to arch her back some. Locked my legs around her waist. Interesting friction, completely different from missionary position. Sucked on her toes with groins interlocked. She came twice. I wrenched my back. Couldn't even swing my leg over my bike. No work, no pay. Sat on a bench in Washington Square most of the day, then hustled $5 at the chess tables. I knew my time in the chess club after school would come in handy some day. Day 35: Flat on my back last night. Luckily we hadn't yet tried doing it so she straddles me, but faces my toes. I got to hold on to her ass cheeks as she bounced up and down. Nice view. Bent my dick at a weird angle, but didn't snap it off. It felt pretty good. Another day of staggering around and park bench sitting. Day 38: Modified spoon position. Nice for cuddling, not too much strain. Missed work again today. Went to a clinic to get cortisone shots for my back. Doc asked what the hell I was doing -- trying to bend myself into a pretzel maybe. He said I was lucky I hadn't damaged my spine. Gotta lay off those exotic positions for a while. Day 56: Did her ass for the first time last night. She loved it. Looks like her butthole is booked up for the next month, so maybe I can give my imagination a rest. My back feels better and I was back on the bike delivering the goods. Day 73: Modified butterfly. Stretch those legs, baby. Dammit. You wouldn't believe how expensive apartments are in this friggin town. $1800 a month for a small dump in a halfway decent neighborhood. What passes for halfway decent here would be a lowdown slum back in the Manhattan I came from. Not to mention that I could pay two Kansas mortgages for that money. Maybe even three. Ain't no way I can swing that kind of rent on what I take home. Back to Sherry's place for the night. Day 109: She brought home a harness and strap-on dildo. "Turnabout is fair play," said she, and I was running low on ideas. Lots of patience, lube, and pushing got her into me. It was a bit of a stretch, but it's better than sleeping on a park bench, I suppose. My ass was sore afterwards. I learned something today. Old hands at the rental game in this town, what they do is read the obituaries. When someone dies, you hustle down and look up the apartment manager or super where the deceased used to live. Hand over what they call "key money," usually a coupla thousand or so, and you "inherit" the apartment. Day 112: She did me again last night. My ass was bleeding and I got diarrhea. Showed up at a tenement in Alphabet City where this old dude had just croaked. Was gonna ask about the apartment, but this family -- mom and pop and four kids beat me to it, for all the good it did them. The building manager blew them off with some lame excuse. I found out it didn't matter anyhow. Seems when a rent-controlled tenant dies in a lot of these places, the building board of directors decides what to do with it. When they can, they co-op it. Sell the apartment for a few hundred thou. Ain't no way in hell they're gonna rent it. Day 181: It's my six month anniversary in the Big Town, and I still have a home. Scoured the bookstores for every sex manual ever printed. Looked at every porn site on the Net. How many different ways can two bodies interlock? It seems there are 217 basic positions for vaginal intercourse, and about 150 of these are usable for anal sex. There are maybe 50 different ways a woman can fuck a man with a dildo. If I use my ingenuity, I ought to be able to hold out for a good long time. Day 215: The woman I'd been meeting over lunch invited me home. I like her. I like her a lot. But how could I explain my delicate situation to her? Can't take the risk of messing up my bed and board. Day 395: The "position of the wife of Indra" required quite a bit of contortion of Sherry's part. Folding up her thighs and twisting into a knot. Her turn to have sore muscles. The book calls this the 'highest congress.' I wonder what our local Congress person would think of that. That just about does it for the "Kama Sutra." Day 603: "The Fish Exposes Its Gills" from an ancient Chinese Taoist sex manual. Disappointing. We doubled over in laughter at the thought of a flashing fish. Doubling over our bodies to actually achieve it was much less fun. She complained about pussy fatigue. Maybe she'll give me a break tomorrow night. Day 946: We did it in the sling again last night. The eyebolts are starting to pull loose from the ceiling. No matter, suspension has long since exhausted its attractions. We've just about used up every position and variation in the literature, and I'm fresh out of ideas. Looks like I'll be sleeping under a bridge in a a few more days unless inspiration strikes. I've got $350 stashed away, and that'll just about buy a salami sandwich in this town. Day 992: It had to happen. The outfit I do deliveries for, Bicycle Bums, scheduled me to drop off a package at Sherry's firm. Her boss's boss, the branch manager, called me into her office. Nice looking dame, maybe a few years older than Sherry. "I've been hearing good things about you, LeRoy. You're quite resourceful and have a good head on your shoulders. We can use people like that at the shop. I have an interesting proposition for you." Actually, it was a job offer. I would start immediately as a junior clerk in Accounts, Sherry's department, but with opportunities for advancement. And, oh yes, I found out that Sherry had been promoted and would be shipped out to the firm's London office in a matter of days. Sherry hadn't seen fit to share the good news with me, and I had to find it out from from her employer. What was going on here? Intrigues, maybe? Day 1001: Sherry's gone. I saw her off at the airport. Kiss on the cheek for old times' sake. Bon voyage. Here I am still in her condo apartment. All I've got to do is pay the monthly maintenance, and even that's no hardship since the firm will subsidize most of it. The branch manager, Ms. Alibaba, is helping me out in various ways in return for "special services," and that only a couple of times a week. What a relief that her appetites are more reasonable than Sherry's. Looks like I can catch up on some much needed sleep. Not to mention that my imagination will get a rest. --- All that took place 20 years ago, and I'm a different man now. I've started my own textile design shop and haven't had to worry about money for quite a while. Now I have a different set of problems. I'm just one more jaded wealthy middle-aged man in a city full of jaded wealthy middle-aged men, and I'm lonely. I haunt the singles bars looking for bright-eyed young ladies to warm my bed and tell me stories to fill the empty nights. -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ------ send stories to: | | FAQ: Moderators: | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |ASSM Archive at Hosted by | |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d; look for subject {ASSD}| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+