Message-ID: <45325asstr$1068790208@assm.asstr-mirror.org> From: SilverNominees@aol.com X-Original-Message-ID: <157.277e8cb2.2ce53c7d@aol.com> X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Thu, 13 Nov 2003 14:58:53 EST Subject: {ASSM} {REVIEW} The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2003, October Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2003 01:10:08 -0500 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail X-Is-Review: yes Approved: Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories,alt.sex.stories.d Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation X-Story-Submission: X-Moderator-ID: hecate, gill-bates Author: Moderated by Gary Jordan Title: The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2003, October Part: 10 of 2003 Universe: The Silver Clitorides Awards Summary: The Silver Clitorides Awards are a monthly adjunct to the Golden Clitorides Awards. Their object is to promote good stories and good authors. Keywords: Stories, Links, Awards +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+ The October 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Presentation: Don't stop me if you've heard this one... An Epic Romanticist, a Serial Hedonist, and a Short Story Writer walk into a bar... The bartender says, "What'll it be?" The first author replies, "I'll have a Tankard of Tolstoi, and keep it coming." The second says "A Stein of Dostoevski and don't let it run dry." The third writer says, "A shot. Something... not sweet. Set it up." The bartender sets up the drinks. "You're that guy who has a 143 chapter romance novel with dozens and dozens of characters--in progress--aren't you?" The first author nods happily. "And lots of novelettes while I'm waiting for inspiration." The bartender nods back, and turns to the second. "You have that four-book serial series going with dozens and dozens of characters, about half-done." The second author smiles and acknowledges this, happy to have found yet another fan. "It contains romance, but it's really more of a 'coming of age' story." The bartender looks down at the third writer. "You're the one who writes about a few characters, and finishes them." "They had it coming." "I meant the stories." She flashed a smile. "So, what do the three of you have in common?" The Winners of the Silver Clitorides Awards for Best Story of the month for October, 2003 are Curse of the Bambino by Frank Downey, Summer Camp Book 2: Gina by Nick Scipio and White Stucco Walls by Alexis Siefert. Congratulations Nick, Frank, and Alexis. And congratulations and well done to all the nominees and finalists. +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+ The October 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Nominees and Finalists. Story Author Status ================================= ==================== ======= A Cat's Tale Catmandu99 Nominee http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Frank_Downey/www/catstale.html Cammie Sue RealLifeDragon Finalist http://www.storiesonline.net/ Curse of the Bambino Frank Downey Winner http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Frank_Downey/www/storyindex.htm http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Frank_Downey/www/ Silver Blade Selena Jardine Finalist http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/Selena__35.htm http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/ Sly And Nam PlanetDweller Nominee http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/PlanetDweller/www/SlyAndNam.html http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/PlanetDweller/www/ Summer Camp Book 2: Gina Nick Scipio Winner http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/scipio/www/SummerCamp2/SummerCamp_Book2.htm http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/scipio/www/ The Birthday Gift Girl Friday Nominee http://asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Girl_Friday/www/stories/birthday.html http://asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Girl_Friday/www/ The Distance Between Frank Downey and Girl Friday Nominee http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Girl_Friday/www/stories/distance.html http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Girl_Friday/www/ http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Frank_Downey/www/ The Morning I Had A New Penis Sydney Lauren Beier Nominee http://www.cleansheets.com/exotica/beier_10.01.03.shtml Under The Bed Vulgar Argot Nominee http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/VulgarArgot/underbed.html http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/VulgarArgot/ White Stucco Walls Alexis Siefert Winner http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Alexis_S/www/Alexis__34.htm http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Alexis_S/www/ +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+ <1st attachment begin> <1st attachment end> ----- ASSM Moderation System Notice------ Notice: This post has been modified from its original format. 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