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From: Lazlo Zalezac
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Subject: {ASSM} {ASS} Kitten (no sex, flash)
Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 06:10:04 -0400
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Kitten
By
Lazlo Zalezak
Copyright (C) Lazlo Zalezak, 2003
Monthly Poker Night: March
John: "The wife is redecorating the bedroom, it's costing me a
fortune."
Tom: "Yeah, I've been there. That's bad, real bad."
Dick: "That's bad news."
John: "Why?"
Dick: "She's nesting."
John: "Nesting? She's not a bird."
Dick: "She's nesting. Better get her a kitten before it's too
late."
Harry: "Bah, I'm sorry I took your advice. The whole house smells
of cat."
Tom: "You got any kids Harry?"
Harry: "Nope."
Monthly Poker Night: June
John: "The wife is starting to talk kids."
Tom: "Mine started talking kids and now we have two."
Dick: "You didn't get her a kitten, did you?"
John: "Nope. Don't really want a kitten."
Dick: "Better get her one soon."
Harry: "I'm sorry that I ever followed your advice. The cat shit
in my shoes the other night. I hate that cat."
Tom: "You got any kids Harry?"
Harry: "Nope."
Monthly Poker Night: September
John: "The wife is pregnant."
Dick: "You didn't get her a kitten, did you?"
John: "Nope. I should have gotten her a kitten."
Harry: "Hmm, suddenly I'm starting to like that cat. I'm glad I
took your advice."
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