Message-ID: <42578asstr$1053598205@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: X-Original-Path: news.giganews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 17:15:24 -0500 From: Rachael Ross X-Original-Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-DMCA-Notifications: http://www.giganews.com/info/dmca.html X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 17:15:26 -0500 Subject: {ASSM} Charades (rache18us@yahoo.com) M+/F+, Humor, Snuff, Party Games Date: Thu, 22 May 2003 06:10:05 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation X-Story-Submission: X-Moderator-ID: dennyw, IceAltar Disclaimer: Mindless gory violence combined with gonzo sex in (very) short form. Kids - Keep Away. Mom and Dad - I'm sorry I'm capable of imagining this. But it's your fault. Keep it free, distribute freely, leave a copy on your copier at work. I wrote this for fun. Don't play anything like this, cleaning up afterwards is a bitch. Aug 2001 in Seattle Wa. ---------------------- Charades fiction by rachael It was a pretty cool party, lot's smoke and coke and things that go bump in the night. But the party games are always a favorite. Tonight they were playing charades, movie charades. Mark went first and he did Robert De Nero from taxi driver. It was pretty easy and Laura got it right away, so it was her turn. She said she needed help so she asked her boyfriend Ralphie to be her charade partner. He was drunk as usual and told her to fuck off because he was feeling up Betty and her big new boobs. Nobody really liked Ralphie. Everybody always felt sorry for Laura. Except Betty. But Laura kept asking him and it was slowing the party down a little because everybody knew she was the kind of girl who didn't know when to shut up. She'd mouth off all the time and Ralphie would just beat her up when they got home. Some people think it's all her fault. Other people think it's all Ralphie's fault. But I think it takes two to tango. Ralphie was getting really pissed off, especially when everybody else started saying how he should just do it. Betty had her hand in his pocket but even she finally said "Do it Ralphie, make the bitch happy." Ralphie got up and looked at Laura like he wanted to kill her, but he just spread his arms a little and said "What now?" Jimmy did the timing and everybody relaxed because Laura was really good at charades and nobody would have to see her when Ralphie was kicking her ass later. "Okay....Go!" Shouted Jimmy. As soon as he said that Laura hit Ralphie over the head with a beer bottle. Then she punched him while he was dazed. Blood was running down his head and into his eyes and he started saying "What the fuck?" Laura punched him again, right in his big nose. Then she kicked him really hard in his balls. Nobody said anything except Jill, she's the really dumb one, but nobody minds because she's so cute when she talks. "Oh!...Oh!...Oh! I know! It's...It's...." She looked really sad because maybe she did know, but now she didn't. Everybody laughed at her, but they were watching Laura and Ralphie. She kicked him again as hard as she could and Ralphie spit out a whole bunch of blood. It was really gross. He fell down and then Laura started kicking him while he was laying there. "How sexy am I now?? Huh? Fucker! How sexy am I now?" She was screaming at him and Ralphie was groaning and coughing and bleeding really bad from his busted nose and head. Laura still had the bottle in her hand and she jumped on Ralphie, landing on his ribs with her butt. She's kinda got a big one, you know, but nobody complains. Jimmy said "1 minute." and everybody really put on their thinking caps because the time was halfway up. Laura started stabbing Ralphie with the broken bottle. She was sticking it in every part of him she could reach; it was really making a mess. Ralphie was trying to cover his face and body but Laura didn't care, she just stabbed at him where his hands weren't. Ralphie was crying a little and trying to ask for help, but nobody moved to do anything. It was against the rules and Laura would automatically win. "45 seconds." Jimmy said. "I know what it is too!" But Jimmy couldn't say because he was the timer and the timer doesn't get to play. Laura got Ralphie on his back and everybody could see he was cut up pretty bad. Laura was covered in blood too, it was all over her. Her hands were covered in red up to her elbows and it was even on her tits and on her face. She stuck the jagged end of the bottle in his guts and twisted. Ralphie made really bad noises and everybody covered their ears. Jimmy leaned over to Betty and told her had a surprise for her in his pocket. "15 seconds to go!" Laura dragged the broken glass up through Ralphie's body, ripping through his stomach and up to his lungs and even up to his neck. There was a "Sccccrrriitghht" kind of sound which everybody agreed was his breast plate being sawed through. It made people think of school and chalkboards. Everybody winced. Jimmy started counting down from 10 and Betty was digging in his pants, she loves surprises. Laura swung the sharp edge of the broken bottle across Ralphie's jugular vein just as Jimmy reached "2...1...Time!!" A big fountain of blood pumped into Laura's face like a water fountain that was broke. But it was only a couple spurts, Ralphie had already lost a lot of blood. Laura got up and licked her lips. She was covered with Ralphie's blood from head to foot. She looked really happy. "Well?" She asked breathlessly looking around the room. But nobody could guess and finally Jimmy said Laura was the winner. "It was Natural Born Killers, wasn't it?" Laura nodded and grinned. "I'm glad you were the timer Jimmy! I think Ralphie would have killed me if I'd lost!" Everyone laughed and Laura got to go again. This time it was easy though. Laura stripped and sat on Ralphie's corpse while she masturbated with the neck of the broken bottle. Betty got it right away, it was a scene from Ralphie's favorite porn movie, "Chicks cumming on dead guys 3", the one he always talked about. But even though it got guessed right away and it was Betty's turn to do one, nobody said anything until after Laura had her orgasm. It was a pretty good scene and everybody clapped at the end. -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ----- send stories to: | | FAQ: Moderator: | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d, look for subject {ASSD}| |Archive at Hosted by | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+