Message-ID: <40251asstr$1041649807@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: From: qevan@attbi.com MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Original-Message-ID: <3E156651.4636.3D8679A@localhost> Priority: normal Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT Content-description: Mail message body X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Fri, 03 Jan 2003 10:30:41 -0600 Subject: {ASSM} Song Parody: I Diddle My Way Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 22:10:07 -0500 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation X-Story-Submission: X-Moderator-ID: gill-bates, newsman Tune: "My Way" (Frank Sinatra) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And now, I'm sitting here I've poured my drink, I've drawn my curtain I've spread my legs apart If they spread more they would be hurtin' I turn the vibe on high My breath grows short. It's in a *sigh* way I diddle long, I diddle strong I diddle my way Men's dicks, I've had a few Had five at once at a convention And clits, I've had them too Both sexes licked, without exemption But on the road of sex My favored steps along the highway Are with my finger walk I diddle my way From time to time I've tried something new Sure, I got off a time or two But all in all what makes me shout Fingers on clit! Thrust in and out! Slide dildo in! Make my head spin! I diddle my way! I've spanked, been whipped and cried My rectum filled, my share of bruising All kinds of kinks I've tried I've found a few quite amusing To think I've fucked like that And may I say, not in a shy way They must defer. I much prefer To diddle my way For no one else can find that right spot! I can myself, deep in the slot! Slide in my toy! Vibe on my clit! Lubed up with oil, nature and spit! Pussy and bum! Oh, how I cum When I diddle my way! Oh, yes,I diddle myyyyyy waaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ----- send stories to: | | FAQ: Moderator: | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d, look for subject {ASSD}| |Archive at Hosted by | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+