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   Preserving The Family Farm (M+/F+, Humor)





   If under 18, you should skip this and go find something else to read. 
If you are over 18 and/or legal age in your place of residence, read and
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   Comments to HarryBerg01@aol.com



   Dramatis Personae:

   Bradley Finch, Philadelphia born and raised, betrothed to Kelly, Bradley
is our narrator.



   Kelly Parker, daughter of Ed and Irene Parker, born and raised on the
Parker farm in a southeast corner of Nebraska.



   Ed and Irene Parker, Kelly is their daughter and they have two sons,
Randall and Ed Junior (Little Ed)



   Elvin Tiggert, Irene's older brother, Elvin's wife is Cissy, daughter is
fifteen-year-old Marie and sons are fourteen-year-old twins, Ben and Casey



   Randall Parker son of Ed and Irene Parker, wife is Louise, stepdaughter
is Susan nineteen years old, sons are Phillip eighteen years old, and Mason
seventeen year old plus fourteen year old daughter, Erica



   Ed Parker, son of Ed and Irene, wife is Tricia, daughter Amanda is
thirteen, daughter Penny is fifteen, and three sons Mark, Eric, and Jason
are eleven, twelve, and fourteen.

   ************************************************************************



   "Kelly tells me you are nothing short of sensational at eating her
pussy," said Mrs.  Parker



   I suppose if we had not been sitting in the dark, she would have seen my
mouth open and drop to my chest.  The two of us had sat down on the porch
swing only moments before.  It was early evening and I was on my first
visit to meet Kelly's parents.  We had flown from Philadelphia to Omaha
that morning and then driven almost an hour to reach the Parker family
farm. I wasn't used to travel.  I must have misunderstood.  Kelly had
suggested that her mother and I sit and talk while she and her dad cleaned
up the kitchen.  "It'll give you a chance to get acquainted," said Kelly.



   After dinner, Kelly's mom and I along with a full pitcher of ice tea
settled in on the screened-in porch for our little get-to-know-one-another
chat.  It was mid May and warm but not hot.  The stars were starting to
come out just as we sat down.  It was my first trip West of the Mississippi
and the endless fields of wheat, corn and soybean were all new to me.  I
now understood where Kelly's got her good looks.  Farm people were handsome
and Kelly and her mother bore a strong resemblance.



   I had spent most of the afternoon with Kelly's dad being shown around
the farm.  Mr.  Parker had provided endless statistics about yields per
acre, hectares, government subsidies, crop rotation, hybrid seeds,
allotments, but very little managed to stick in my brain.  Something about
the a federal government subsidy for ethanol seemed to be a particularly
hot button for Mr.  Parker This was my first opportunity to talk privately
with Mrs.  Parker.  Up until that moment, the conversation had involved
anything but sex.  It had started with the usual compliments to the cook



   "That was a wonderful dinner, Mrs.  Parker," I was being honest there.
The food was very good.



   "Thank you Bradley, I enjoyed having more that just Ed and me to cook
for, but do call me Irene, Mrs.  Parker sounds so formal," said Irene



   "You have quite a place here, Irene" I considered it important that my
future wife's parents like me.  I was tightly focused on making a good
impression.  Kelly and I had been dating for almost a year.  Three months
ago I had asked her to marry me and she accepted.  I considered myself to
be the luckiest man in the world.  I was twenty-seven and Kelly was
twenty-six.  Our compatibility level was off the charts.



   "Yes, it's still a family farm but quite a sizeable business, farming is
much more complicated than when my father farmed, I suspect it's different
than what you expected," said Irene



   "Very, I've never been on a farm before.  I was raised in Philadelphia
and went to school there.  I guess you would describe me as a city boy. 
But the farm is much more of a business operation that I envisioned, I was
amazed at the investment in equipment it takes to be a farmer, "



   I had thought that once I graduated from Drexel I would travel and see
the world, at least the United States but I had to immediately go to work
to pay off my student loans.  The end result was that I was not well
traveled and had no idea what happened on modern farms.



   "City people still expect hoses, chickens, and pigs around a smelly
barn. Fifteen years ago, there were farm animals here but now there's only
Turk, and he's considered a pet.  Of course, we have dogs and cats but they
are pets too although the dogs do keep strangers away," said Irene.



   I had been introduced to Turk the stallion earlier in the day.  Turk
resided in a large white barn near the main house.



   "It's more business-like than I anticipated.  We hear the term
'agribusiness' on the news instead of 'farming,' I now see why." I replied
concerned that the conversation was going to be about agribusiness of which
I knew next to nothing.  I was a tax accountant at Arthur Andersen.



   That was when Mrs.  Irene Parker, salt of the earth middle American farm
wife living in a solid Republican state known as a bastion of family values
casually dropped her bombshell about cunnilingus.  These were the kind of
people that each year repainted a huge American flag across the sidewall of
the enormous shed where they stored the farm equipment.  I had assumed they
were fully committed to the missionary position and considered any sexual
variant as a godless perversion.  It was true that I liked to eat Kelly's
pussy and she loved for me to do it.  But the thought of her discussing my
muff diving capabilities with her mother seem beyond the realm of
possibility.  When it came to sex, Kelly and I did it but we didn't talk
about it all that much.  However, it did trigger my recollection of a
conversation Kelly and I had on the airplane.



   "I'll understand if you want to call off our engagement after you meet
my family," Kelly said



   "Silly girl, why would I do that?  I'm marrying you not your family." I
replied.



   "They're very different from your family," said Kelly



   "That's not necessarily a bad thing, " I replied thinking of my very
uptight family that consisted of my older sister Ellen and my mother and
father.



   "I can't explain it other than to say they have different attitudes
about sex," said Kelly



   "I like the idea that they're letting us sleep in the same bed," I
replied remembering how on our visit to my parents to introduce Kelly my
mother had insisted Kelly sleep in the guest bedroom and I sleep in my old
bedroom, since we were not married.  This was in spite of the fact we were
engaged and living together.



   "You may be shocked by certain things you learn about them and even me,"
said Kelly



   "All I need to know about you is that you are the best thing that ever
happened to me and by the way you are the most incredibly versatile and
enthusiastic sexual partner a man can ask for," I said



   "Even if you find out there is a price to be paid for my versatility and
enthusiasm?" Kelly asked



   "I have about $150 in cash, if the price is greater, we need to stop at
an ATM," I replied



   That ended the in-flight conversation.  My mind returned to what I
thought Mrs.  Parker had just said and I decided to ask her to repeat the
question.



   "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?" was all I managed to respond



   "Kelly said you all met in a bar," said Irene choosing not to repeat her
question.  That convinced me I must have misunderstood her the first time.
The airplane ride must have affected my hearing.



   "As a matter of fact we did, it was a little place downstairs in the
building where we worked, did Kelly tell you we both work in the same
building but for different companies," Kelly worked in public relations for
a construction company.



   "Yes, she mentioned that, did she say hello first or did you?" asked
Irene



   "As I recall, I said hello first," The fact was that I had been trying
to get someone to introduce me to the sexy brunette with the terrific
figure for months.  Every Friday she was in Spiro's setting on a bar stool
chatting with co-workers.  Finally, I summoned all my courage and just
walked up and introduced myself to Kelly.  From the first moment, we had
hit it off, finding common interests that lead to long interesting
conversations.  From there we migrated to sex where I discovered she was
totally enthralled with my capabilities for eating pussy.  But back to the
porch and chatting with my Kelly's mom.



   This was the third degree that friends had told me to expect from a
future mother in law.  A friend informed me for reasons completely unknown
that mother in laws are intensely interested in how you met their
daughters. I planned to be honest and gain her confidence.  I was quite
prepared to respond in detail to a "how did you two meet?" interrogation.
Being dodgy was not the correct path to becoming a trusted son-in-law.



   "Did you sense an immediate attraction right away or did you meet at the
bar several times before you got together?" asked Irene



   "For me, it was love at first sight, I want you to know that I am deeply
in love with Kelly and am going to be the best possible husband," I grabbed
my opportunity to impress Kelly's mother with the seriousness of my
intentions.



   "That's very comforting to a parent, Bradley, Kelly is our only daughter
and her father and I want the best for her, tomorrow, you'll get to meet
her two older brothers, Randall and Ed Junior or Little Ed as we call him.
Randall is seven years older than Kelly and Little Ed three years older,
they have their own families of course," said Irene



   "I'm looking forward to meeting Kelly's brothers,"



   "And Uncle Elvin and his family will drop by, Elvin is my brother and
Kelly's favorite Uncle.  Elvin and his wife, Cissy, are very fond of her
too.  They have a farm a little south of here, tomorrow will be a family
get together, everyone wants to meet you too" said Irene



   "I'm excited to meet everyone," Kelly had laughingly told me there would
be a full family turnout to meet and evaluate the prospective family
member, me.



   "So you and Kelly met in a bar, how long before you slept with her?"
asked Irene



   "I'm sorry, I'm not sure I understand?" There we were back to sex. 
Maybe I had not misunderstood her cunnilingus query.



   "How long after you and Kelly met did you first have sexual
intercourse?" Irene asked



   "That's very personal,"



   "Of course, its personal, but I'm Kelly's mother and her happiness is
important to me, I'm sure you agree that sexual compatibility is important
in a marriage," said Irene



   "It was over a month," I replied not wanting to offend her.  That was a
little white lie.  Actually it had been less than a week but I didn't want
Mrs.  Parker to think her daughter was a slut.  Kelly and I were definitely
sexually compatible.  We fucked like rabbits.  I spent hours with my head
between her legs getting her off with my tongue.  She was crazy about the
way I provided head.  I had nothing to hide; but it was not something I
came prepared to discuss with my future wife's mother.



   "It took you a month to get between Kelly's legs, You're certainly a
patient man, Bradley, very few of Kelly's high school boyfriends took more
than a week, most of the time it was on their first date," Irene said



   "Did Kelly date much in school?" I asked wondering once again if I had
understood correctly what had just been communicated.  Maybe certain
English words had a different meaning in Nebraska.



   "Yes, but it was a small high school so there weren't that many boys to
have sex with.  If it hadn't been for her brothers, Kelly would have never
been satisfied.  Of course, her father screwed her when he could but he was
very busy with the farm," Irene said



   "Just so I'm understanding you correctly.  Are you telling me that Kelly
had sex with her brothers, the ones who are coming tomorrow,"



   "Of course, who else would Kelly have daily intercourse with, we're four
miles from the nearest farm, in fact, it was Randall who took Kelly's
virginity, at least we all believe it was Randall, there was a lot of back
and forth in those days," Irene said



   "How old was Kelly when Randall first had sex with her?" I asked feeling
an on rush of curiosity about my future bride's hither to unknown sexual
history.  I knew Kelly was no virgin when we met but neither was I.  I had
adopted the attitude that previous sexual partners were irrelevant.  I had
slept with perhaps three dozen girls in my twenty-seven years but none of
them were close relatives.  I did once accidentally see my older sister
Ellen naked but that was the extent of blood relation sexual encounters.



   "Eleven as I recall, I had hoped the boy would wait until she was at
least thirteen, but one day she came running in with blood smeared between
her legs and told me that Randall had put his thing in her and it hurt like
blazes, she was crying and excited all at the same time," Irene said



   "You must have been very upset with Randall,"



   "I was, I had told him to leave Kelly alone until she was older, I said
'Randall, if you want a woman, just come to your mother and I'll take care
of you,' but you know young men they have a hard time controlling certain
urges," Irene said



   "Mrs.  Parker.  I mean Irene, I don't want to seem thick headed but are
you telling me that you provided sex to your two sons, by sex, you mean you
masturbated them," I had recently read it was not uncommon for Japanese
mothers to jerk their sons off when they were in high school studying for
their highly competitive college entrance examinations.  Japanese mothers
did not want them distracted by girls or sexual urges when they were
cramming to pass an exam that would be critical to their future prospects,
Hell, I was in a area of the US that was new to me, maybe the customs were
different.  It all sounded very odd.



   "Masturbation, oral, regular sex, even anal if they were so inclined.  I
did whatever it took to make the boys happy.  I was a young woman then but
servicing all the men about the place kept me on my back a good part of the
time." Said Irene in a voice that gave me the impression she was talking
about some very happy times.



   "Besides you husband and sons, were there others?" I asked



   "Oh yes, there used to be a quite a number of hired hands who lived
here. Now of course, they drive out here in the morning and go home at
night just like they were working at the Wal-Mart; but when I first married
Ed, there were always single men living on the property.  During harvest,
there could be as many as fifteen for a short period.  You can imagine what
that was like, going from bunk to bunk all night, then fixing three meals
for twenty hard working men the next day," said Irene



   "How did you and Mr.  Parker meet?" I thought a change in topic might
keep me from straying in some verbal minefield.  My mind was having trouble
coping with the idea that Kelly's mother had fond memories of pulling a
train during harvest time.



   "Ed, I'm sure he wants you to call him Ed.  I have to admit it was
practically an arranged marriage, although it did have a romantic side.  I
love to tell this story but a young person like you might find it dull, are
you sure you want to hear?" Irene asked



   "Of course, I'd love to hear how you two met," I needed a breather from
hearing about my future wife's proclivities for servicing her brothers and
father.



   "My father was Bill Tiggert and he had met Ed Parker at a Grange meeting
over at the county seat.  They sort of hit it off.  Both men were third
generation farmers.  Ed is ten years older than me.  I was just sixteen at
the time.  Ed's mother had died the year before and that left only Ed and
his daddy to run this farm.  Ed lost two brothers during the war.  So Ed
was in the market for a wife.  Ed related all this to my daddy while they
were having a beer after they left the Farm Agents office.  My dad dropped
several hints about that while we were at dinner.  My father loved to lead
into things slowly.



   "I met a young farmer name of Ed Parker last week when I went to get our
wheat allotment.  He's smart, educated, has a degree in agriculture from
the University of Nebraska." He announced one night at dinner



   "How many acres under cultivation?" My mom asked.  That was how we
measured people in those days.  Of course, the government can pay you not
to farm so just talking acres under cultivation can be misleading.



   "Almost 600, mostly wheat but some corn," Daddy relied



   "That's a big farm," I replied.  We had almost 400 acres and we were the
biggest farm in our corner of Nebraska.



   "I invited him to drop by Saturday for dinner.  His mother died last
year and it's only him and his dad.  He said he had some interest in
finding a wife," Daddy said



   "Well, come Saturday and I had forgotten all about what my daddy said, I
was barely sixteen and still in high school.  Marriage was not on my mind.
I kept thinking I was going to run away to Hollywood and become a movie
actress," said Irene



   "You're pretty enough to be in the movies, I know where Kelly gets her
good looks from," All right, it was my chance to suck up and I took it. 
The fact is that for a woman in her late forties, Irene Parker was what my
dad would have called 'a damn fine looking woman'.



   "Thank you Bradley, Kelly said you were just the sweetest boy and I
would be crazy about you once I got to know you," said Irene



   "So did Ed and you get to meet that Saturday?" I asked thinking there
was no way I was going to inquire how long after they met did they get it
on.  But not surprisingly I quickly found out.



   "Oh yes, I was in the barn helping Daddy and my brother Elvin put hay
into the loft.  I was all hot and sweaty.  I heard a pickup drive up and
looked out to see a man get out.  I took one look at him and my pussy got
wet.  I watched him walk toward the barn and each step he took made me
hornier and hornier.  He reminded me of a Jersey bull we had.  That bull we
called Max and when he finished with a cow she limped away bowlegged.  Ed
Parker had the look of a man who had come for a fuck and I was hopping I
was going to be it.  By the time, he was shaking my daddy' hand, I was
practically dehydrated." Irene laughed



   "So the attraction was immediate?" I asked wondering just where this
woman was going with this story.



   "Yes, I could look at Ed Parker, squeeze my legs together and cum, it
was that powerful," Irene replied.  Maybe my eyes were playing tricks in
the dark but a movement in the shadows gave me the impression that Irene
had just stuck a hand up her dress.



   "Wow," was all I could come up with



   "I climbed down the ladder from the loft hopping that dad's visitor got
a good look at my ass.  Daddy, Elvin, and Ed were standing there watching
me when I stepped off the ladder," said Irene



   "This is Irene, Ed, Why don't you try her out?" said Daddy



   "Thanks Bill, she's certainly a pretty one," was all Ed said as he
stepped forward and pushed me up against the side of one of the horse
stalls.  Ed hadn't had a woman in a while and it showed.  He unsnapped my
jeans and started to push them down.  If I had known he was going to screw
me right then and there I would have stripped naked before I climbed down
from the loft.  Anyway, I helped him slide my jeans and panties off which
wasn't that easy since I was covered in sweat and sticky.  My panties were
soaked and practically buried n my pussy.  Ed dropped his pants.  I let out
a whoop jumped straight up in the air to wrap my legs around him and bam
his cock slid in like it was made for my pussy.  I pulled my tee shirt off,
slipped a tit out of my bra and stuck it in his mouth." Said Irene.



   "That sounds erotic, did you father and brother leave you two alone to
make love?" I was trying to comprehend what I was hearing



   "No, daddy and Elvin watched while Ed screwed the life out of me.  I can
still recall how the rough wood of the stall felt against my back.  Each
time Ed slammed it home; the wood scraped me raw and I loved it.  There was
blood dripping down my back when we finished.  I had my legs wrapped around
his waist and was pumping up and down like a madwoman.  I would tongue kiss
him and then stick a nipple in his mouth and tell him to bite it.  Do you
and Kelly ever get to where its like the lust has taken over and it's so
good, you want it to last forever?" Irene asked



   "Kelly is very passionate, we enjoy each other and yes, it can be very
intense, and so what happened next?" I asked starting to feel turned on
listening to my future mother in law.



   "I have to say that as many times as I had screwed my daddy and Elvin,
nothing was like having Ed inside me.  I just kept coming every time he
pumped me.  Daddy was standing close by and I heard him ask Ed, 'did I tell
you right or not, isn't that the best piece of ass in the county?"



   "Best in the state, maybe in the whole fucking USA," Ed grunted out
between thrusts



   "You had sex before with your daddy and brother?" I asked finding myself
more and more amazed, not sure the right word wasn't appalled.



   "Yes, but they hadn't been the first to get in my pants," Irene said



   "When did you become sexually active?" I asked



   "My grandfather took me up to his room and busted my cherry when I was
ten years old, it was my tenth birthday, Grandfather Tiggert was the
horniest old billy goat that ever lived.  He managed to be first with his
four daughters and eleven granddaughters.  My daddy once told me after he
had a few drinks, and don't repeat this, that Grandfather Tiggert did not
limit himself to girls and that he liked to take a noon break from field
work and corn hole his sons and sometimes a willing hired hand.  He was
over sixty when he deflowered me" Irene said



   "Were you upset by what your grandfather did?" I asked



   "Not really, I knew that ten was about as long as a girl could last in
the Tiggerts before a relative popped her cherry.  If it hadn't been
Grandfather Tiggert it would have been my daddy or my brothers.  Of course,
once you had been devirginized, all the relatives had to immediately get
apiece.  A Tiggert girl had a hard time getting off her back for weeks
after she lost her cherry.  But where was I about my first time with Ed?"
Irene asked



   "In the barn up against the stall," I replied sliding my hand down to
feel my hardening cock inside my jeans.  It was dark and I hoped Irene
would not see me playing with myself.



   "Well, Ed finally finished and lowered me to the ground, I heard my
daddy say, 'here let me and her brother show you that she can go the
distance', of course, daddy and Elvin had their cocks out stroking them
while Ed was fucking me and they were already hard.  In an instant, I was
on all fours with daddy plowing me from the rear while I sucked Elvin.  Of
course, a girl is pretty busy when she's got to deal with two cocks but I
managed to look up and see that Ed was hard again.  Oh my god, how I wanted
some more of that cock.  Daddy and Elvin finished and Ed mounted me for a
long slow fuck.  Daddy and Elvin left us alone in the barn.  After Ed came
in me for the second time, I sucked him hard again," Irene said



   "Sounds like you two couldn't get enough of each other?" I asked



   "Yes, that's true, the third time, Ed put me on all fours, then spit a
gob on my asshole which he worked in me with his fingers, then he ass
fucked me.  I was in love by the time he pumped a load in my butt, all
thoughts of Hollywood had evaporated," said Irene.



   "After all that, did you get a chance to talk and know one another?" I
asked



   "Not that day, we stayed in the barn fucking until next morning.  Mother
brought us some supper and we ate a little but mostly we just screwed until
the sun came up next morning." Irene said



   "And how long after that did you get married?" I asked not quite sure
what to make of this story of youthful lust.



   "It was two years later we got hitched in the Lutheran Church over in
Bixby.  I finished high school and we married right after I graduated,"
said Irene



   "And you moved here?" I asked.



   "Yes, Ed's father was nearly seventy.  I had to take care of him too. 
He didn't require much.  I used to suck his cock each night to put him to
sleep.  His wife had done that for him until she was taken with cancer.  He
was a sweet old man.  Loved for me to kiss him with my mouth full of his
sperm.  I believe young people now have a name for that," Irene said



   "It's called a snowball,"



   "Yes, that's it, my memory isn't what it once was.  Marie, that's Elvin
and Cissy's oldest, she's in high school, told me how all the boys want a
snowball, Marie was saying that she and the other cheer leaders give each
member of the football team a snowball when they win a game," said Irene



   "Sounds like a powerful incentive, they must be unbeaten" I replied.



   "They lost only two games, last year," said Irene.  That left me
wondering what was the wining team's victory bonus, a weekend in Las Vegas
screwing all the showgirls at the Mirage.  They take their high school
football quite seriously in Nebraska.



   "Did you and Ed see much of each other in the two years before you were
married?"



   "Friday afternoon after school, he would pick me up and take me to his
place for the weekend and of course I spent the two summers there.  I was
the woman of the house even before we were married.  I had to take care of
Ed, his dad, and any of the help that lived there.  By Friday, everyone was
horny and they just lined up to mount me.  Ed would stop on the drive back
here and screw me in the pickup.  I had to suck Granddaddy Parker off
before he went to sleep.  It kept a girl busy.  When my younger sister
Carrie was fourteen sometimes Daddy would let her go with me.  Of course,
that only left my mother at home and she had to service everyone and that
wore her out so Carrie couldn't come but maybe once a month." Irene said



   "Would Carrie help out with the sex?" I inquired



   "Oh yes, she lives in Burbank, California now but when she was in her
teens and came here for a weekend, she was like a kid in a candy store. 
She would stay out with the hired hands.  Ed used to say that she wore them
out and he couldn't get any work out of them on Monday they were so tired.
Of course, Ed liked to get a piece of Carrie too.  She loved having more
than one cock inside her, well what woman doesn't?" Irene said



   "Yes, what woman doesn't?" I thought and then I said, "It appears that
there is a family tradition of the women satisfying all the male family
members, including uncles, brothers, fathers, and even grandfathers." I was
processing through a number of things and wasn't quite sure how I was going
to resolve the data that my future wife had sucked and fucked numerous male
relatives and possibly every other male in a ten mile circle around the
Parker farm.  I wasn't upset about it, just surprised.  My parents probably
considered incest on of the worst sins imaginable.



   "That is only part of the tradition," said Irene.



   I heard the rustle of clothes being moved about.  The moon chose to come
out behind a cloud at that moment and there was Irene with her skirt pulled
up to her waist and her legs spread as wide as the porch swing allowed. 
Her panties were dangling from one ankle and her hands were working her
pussy.  It was hard to see in the dark but I would say she had several
fingers stroking her clit.  My cock had been slowly getting hard since the
conversation began.



   "There's more?" was all I managed to say.



   "Yes, there's the part about son-in-laws taking care of their wife's
female relatives.  Kelly told me what a talented mouth you have.  One thing
you never got much of from the Tiggert or the Parker men was cunt lapping.
They will fuck you in the mouth, cunt, or ass and expect you to suck their
cock after it's been in your sister's ass but don't expect them to use
their mouth on you.  I had never had my pussy eaten until we had a young
hired hand one summer who loved to do it.  He was not farm raised.  He grew
up in Los Angles.  I made Ed keep him on right through the fall but he
eventually moved on.  I want you to show me what Kelly has been bragging on
all these months." Said Irene



   "Irene, you're very attractive and I'm very turned on right now.  Is
this okay with Kelly?  I wouldn't want her to walk out here and find me
doing something that would upset her," I had my hand inside my pants
stroking a hard on I had developed listening to Irene.



   "Of course, Kelly is okay with it or I wouldn't even suggest such a
thing.  Besides, Ed took a full dose of Viagra about one hour ago.  Kelly's
not going anywhere with her father on top of her," said Irene.



   "Kelly and Mr.  Parker, I mean Ed are having sex?" I asked not exactly
surprised at this point.



   "Oh yes, I heard them go upstairs a while back.  Nebraska farm girl gets
back home, first thing on her mind is letting her daddy have some," said
Irene



   At that moment, I wasn't sure our plane had landed at the Omaha airport
or in another parallel dimension.  One thing I did know was that my cock
was hard and that my future mother in law was sitting three feet away
diddling her clit and expecting excellent mouth work from a highly touted
son-in-law.  I pulled my cock out so I could stroke it, then stood up and
walked two steps forward and fell to my knees directly in front of Irene's
spread legs.  I leaned my face into her snatch and gave it a slow full
tongue lick that started below her vagina opening and ended right on top of
her clit that I did a clockwise swirl around followed by a counter
clockwise swirl.



   "Oh yes, Bradley, show me how you do Kelly," Irene whispered in a low
lustful voice that women get when someone is working their clit with a
knowing tongue.



   As I said earlier, I was tightly focused on making a good impression but
not in my wildest dreams had I imagined that meant muff diving my future
mother in law.  I reflected a moment that one of my childhood fantasies was
sex with both mother and daughter.  Sarah Taylor and her mother Jane had
lived next door to us when I was growing up.  I had spent time in my room
peering through a small crack in the blinds at mother and daughter dressed
in halter-tops and shorts caring for their lawn.  My throbbing cock would
be covered with Jergens lotion as I masturbated and fantasized about
fucking the two of them.  But the truth is that outside of my voyeurism
that was as far as I ever got with mother and daughter Taylor.



   I reached down and took myself in hand as I became fully committed to
the notion that Mrs.  Ed Parker was going to get her pussy eaten in the
absolute best fashion than an experienced cunt lapper like myself could
provide.  I had already noticed that mother and daughter shared whatever
DNA drove the production of girl juice off the charts.



   Eating Kelly's cunt was akin to taking a bath in the secretions of her
Bartholin glands, at least from the neck up.  Her mother's glandular
secretions worked pretty much on the same level.  I pushed my tongue into
Irene's snatch and came away with a mouthful of cream.  If you really like
to eat pussy as I do, you know how important it is that your mouth fills
with that nectar they generate when you work your tongue over the little
man in the boat.



   Experienced muff divers know that women can taste very differently just
as women say that the taste of sperm varies greatly.  Irene tasted slightly
different from Kelly but somehow the same.  I wondered what part of the
human genome determined Bartholin gland secretions.  A passing thought
occurred in my mind whether future genetic engineering would insure that
all women afforded cunt lappers the opportunity to drown in pussy liquor.



   "Oh that's good, you remind me of Eric, the young man from Los Angeles,
he had blonde curly hair like you and in the moonlight, I can picture his
head between my legs" said Irene



   I was using my best techniques.  Irene had one leg over the arm of the
swing and the other leg was spread as wide as she could get it.  She had
also slide her torso down to raise her snatch up to a better muff diving
angle.  I worked a little on the area between her pussy and her asshole
then gave that butt opening a few slow licks



   "Oh, oh, oh, Kelly was right, you're a genius," moaned Irene as I worked
back to her button for a couple of my swirls in both directions.  I took
her clit in my mouth for some gentle sucking treating it like it was a
mini-cock.  I glanced up to see she had one of her nipples in her mouth and
was applying some serious suction based on the way it was stretched away
from her tit.



   Then it was back down to her asshole just to confirm that she was a
backdoor girl who loved a tongue in her butt.  After I got her shit hole
wet, I inserted a couple of fingers and then licked back toward the center
point.



   "Bradley, you're going to have to ass fuck me at least once tonight,"
said Irene as she writhed around on the swing causing it to shudder.  I
used the swing motion to augment my tongue action.  I could tell she was
getting close.  My fingers in her ass began to feel muscle contractions, a
sure sign that the big 'O' was imminent.  It was time to concentrate on her
clit and its immediate neighborhood while my fingers slowly worked her
asshole.



   Irene reared up and grabbed my head smashing my face against her swamp.
I sucked hard on the clit as she reared and bucked.  It was a classic
female orgasm with my fingers being spasmodically clutched by muscles in
her rectum.



   "That was just as wonderful as Kelly said it would be, even more
wonderful in fact.  Let's go inside to your bedroom and try other things. I
especially want to suck your cock." Said Irene



   "I need to use the facilities, all that ice tea," I had been feeling
pressure in my bladder for the last half hour.



   "Let me drain your pipe.  I know it's not ladylike but I love to feel a
man's warm piss in my mouth and swallow it down into my belly." Irene said



   It was getting to be a night of firsts.  If I hadn't been about to
burst, I probably wouldn't have been able to piss in Kelly's mother' mouth
but I had consumed three glasses of ice tea on the porch and two with
dinner.  Had I ever before urinated in a woman's mouth before that night?
Definitely not but when in Nebraska, you have to do as Nebraskans do.



   I stood up and Irene got down on her knees and started to lick the head
of my cock.



   "Just pee slowly so I can swallow it," said Irene



   It took me a second or two to start the flow but I managed it.  She
would let her mouth fill up and then take a swallow.  It seemed like I
pissed forever.  Five water tumblers of ice tea makes for a formidable
stream of urine.  I finally finished and whispered 'done'.  Irene carefully
licked and sucked on the tip of my cock.



   "It feels so good to have a man's strong urine filling my belly.  I can
feel it sloshing around inside of me, Let's go upstairs now.  I want to
swallow your sperm and mix it with the piss in my stomach" said Irene as I
helped her to her feet.



   As we climbed the steps, I heard a familiar voice.



   "Oh daddy, I've missed your cock, oh God, daddy fuck me, drive your cock
in your baby girl's hot pussy and shoot me full of your cum," I heard Kelly
say from the top of the stairs.



   "You remember how I used to bring you here when you were just a little
bitty thing and let you suck daddy's big cock.  You kept trying to swallow
it and every time you choked till one day you got it all the way down your
throat," said Ed



   "Yes, daddy, I loved the feeling of your cock in my throat.  I could
feel it pulse inside me and I was so proud when I learned to do it," Kelly
said.



   I had just solved the mystery of where my future wife had learned to
deep throat, a talent much prized in a bride to be.  When we reached the
top of the stairs we stopped in the open doorway of Irene and Ed's bedroom.
By this time of the night, the moon was full and shining through a window
onto a bed where Kelly was lying under her father, her feet almost straight
up in the air.  She must have seen some movement because she called out.



   "Was I right, Momma, isn't Bradley just the best pussy eater ever?"
asked Kelly as her father pumped her.



   "Nothing to equal him as a muff diver, not in the entire state of
Nebraska, I thought the farm was shaking when I came, we're going to do
some serious fucking now, how are you and Ed making out?" asked Irene



   "On my third fuck, this Viagra is a wonder drug, have you tried it
Bradley?" asked Ed still slowly sliding his cock back and forth in my
future bride.



   "Ed, Bradley is still a young man, he doesn't need anything like that."
Answered Irene for me.



   "Hell, if they'd had it when I was young I would have used it, even when
I was Bradley's age" Replied Ed



   "You would have screwed yourself to death, you horny farm boy, Bradley
and I are going to Kelly's room and do some fucking, you too enjoy," said
Irene who was holding me by my cock and started to pull me away toward
another bedroom.



   "Bradley, you be sure to give it to that old whore in the ass, she loves
a hard cock in her shitter," yelled Ed as we walked away.



   "If you like to be rimmed, get on the bed on all fours?" asked Irene
when we reached the bedroom.



   I kept wondering when I would no longer be surprised by what Irene
seemed willing and able to do.  Until I met Kelly, I had never met a girl
who was interested in eating butt and Kelly had only done it three or four
times and that was after parties where we consumed a prodigious amount of
drugs and alcohol.  I got on the bed and adjusted my legs to where my
asshole was directly exposed.



   "There's nothing sexier than a man's ass hole," said Irene expressing an
opinion I doubt many of the female gender shared with her.  Then she gave
me a slow lick from the base of my balls to my butt hole, then kept slowly
repeating the process and driving me up the wall with the pleasure of it.
The tip of her tongue would brush the thin line of skin increasing pressure
as it tracked into my butt where she would rest her tongue and make little
pushing movements that teased the thin muscle ring.



   A couple of times she took my balls in her mouth and gently sucked on
them while she stroked my cock with her hand.  Then she returned to my
backdoor that had loosened up enough that she could force her tongue inside
it.  As her hands stroked and worked my cock and balls, she alternated
between probing my now open ring with her tongue and sucking on the open
hole.  Her efforts were so expert and caused me such incredible sensations
that I decided that all this crap you hear about the art of love and the
Kama Sutra was pure bullshit dreamed up by the Hindu Tourist Bureau.  Oral
stimulation of the anus was conceived of and developed to the highest
degree of perfection in rural Nebraska by farm wives.  That's a fact.



   "Let me swallow your cum so it can join your piss in my belly," said
Irene as she turned over on her back and took my cock in her mouth.  She
slipped two fingers into my asshole while the other hand squeezed and
kneaded my balls.  Her fingers knew exactly the location of my prostate and
played lightly across it creating a tingling sensation that vibrated from
the tip of my toes to the very top of my head.  I had the feeling I was a
string instrument being played by a world-class violinist.



   My breath rate increased as all my body signals indicated that an orgasm
was coming on like a high-speed train.  I took several deep breaths to
control myself hoping to delay my orgasm.  Her fingers were deep in my ass,
slowly massaging the deep tissue of my rectum and rubbing my prostate that
had begun to scream, "I want to cum".  Finally, I could hold back no longer
and flooded into Irene's mouth which kicked into an osculating rhythm
precisely timed with each spurt of cum.  Where did Kelly's mother learn to
time her suction with my pulsing ejaculations?  Had some hired hand after a
day of harvesting corn or wheat, taught Irene the inner secrets of the male
orgasm?  No wonder Ed Parker had stayed in that barn all of that first
night.



   "Kelly says you like to sixty nine after she sucks you off," said Irene
after she removed my cock from her mouth.



   Apparently, Kelly was not a daughter who had a problem talking to her
mother about her sex life.  It would be difficult for me to imagine my own
mother and only sister, Ellen who is married to Paul, having that type of
discussion.  If they were Parkers, I could picture it something like this.



   "Mother, Paul is truly excellent at eating my cunt and getting me off. I
cum so hard I nearly pass out," said Ellen



   "And what does Paul enjoy from you?'" my mother asked.



   "Paul just loves it all but he thinks it particularly hot when I swallow
a bellyful of his piss and top if off with big gulps of his jism, it's just
so yummy," Ellen replied



   "Your daddy loves for me to rim him, I like to use my tongue to clean
the shit out of his asshole, then finger fuck his butt while I drain his
balls of cum," my mother replied



   "We need to compare notes more often, perhaps next week, I'll fuck daddy
and you can come over and let Paul screw you in the ass," said Ellen



   No, my sister and mother had probably never exchanged a single word on
the topic of what they did sexually with their partners.  Even the thought
of it happening seemed inconceivable.



   I had rolled over on my back so Irene could mount me for a sixty-nine.
She lowered her pussy down to my face and I was instantly covered in her
cunt juice.  I could only conclude that where my body converted ice tea to
piss; hers converted it to a rich and creamy vaginal secretion that slowly
dripped into my mouth as I lapped her from asshole to clitoris spending a
considerable amount of time scooping out dollops of rich mother in law
juice and swallowing them.  Cunnilingus was what the woman wanted and as I
said before I was focused on making her like me.  So I licked and sucked
and teased until once more she started to orgasm.



   "Keep eating me and I'll keep coming," Irene gasped as she started to
breath in and out like someone who had just attempted to swim the length of
an Olympic size pool underwater.  I reapplied my mouth to the task at hand
and even managed to get an index finger into her ass.  Irene like Kelly was
very susceptible to prolonged orgasms that were intensified many fold by
inserting a wet finger inside their rectum and working it back and forth
through the anal ring so they have the sensation of their butt hole being
penetrated over and over again.  I wasn't in a position to time Irene's
orgasm but I would have to say it lasted for several minutes.



   As quickly as Irene caught her breath she was on her back with her legs
in the air urging me to penetrate her cunt post haste.  I slide into her
and began to pump like a man possessed.  The thought passed my mind that
although Irene and I had performed various erotic acts over the last two
hours, this was the first time I had actually put my cock in her vagina.  I
pumped her as she wrapped her legs around me and pulled me in tighter on
each down stroke.  Her ankles were crossed and locked in my mid back as she
attempted to slam it as deep and hard as humanly on each stroke.  Before
long, my nuts answered the call and sent several splashes of warm cum into
her pussy.



   We took a short rest that ended when Irene began to French me and suck
my nipples.  She sucked them hard causing me biting pain that quickly
translated into a return of my erection.  Kelly must have shared her
knowledge with Mom that I have super sensitive nips and a little pain
quickly restores my urge to fuck.  Irene was sucking my nips, biting them
and playing with my hardening dick when once again I was ready to sample
this flower of Nebraska womanhood.  As soon as I was hard, she established
herself on all fours as she handed me a tube of lubricant that someone had
conveniently placed on the nightstand.



   "Fuck me in the ass, Bradley," Irene urged



   I squeezed out a large dollop of lube and used it to work several
fingers into Irene's rectum.  I heard a noise behind me and turned to see a
nude Kelly and her dad entering the room.  Ed sat down in an upholstered
chair near the bed and Kelly hopped into his lap.



   "I told you she wouldn't be satisfied till Bradley took her ass.  The
last few years I've fucked her in the butt more than the pussy.  Go to it,
Bradley, make the whore moan," said Ed who was rubbing Kelly's tits as he
talked.



   "Ignore him, Bradley, just go ahead and pack my shit," said Irene



   "Bradley, you fuck Mom's ass like a good son-in-law, show her how you
boys from the mean streets of Philadelphia ass rape a cheerleader" said
Kelly



   I had once told Kelly a story I wasn't really proud of.  It had been one
of those conversations you have when you meet someone like Kelly and you
want her to know everything there is to know about you.  It had started out
as a response to an innocent question asked after we had been making love
for hours.



   "What is the absolute worst thing you ever done?" Kelly asked



   "If I tell you, you'll never speak to me again,"



   "It can't be that bad, you're the nicest, sweetest man I've ever met,"
said Kelly



   "I participated in a gang rape.  I was seventeen and in high school, I
don't want to tell you, you'll think I'm a creep,"



   "That's almost ten years ago, the statute of limitations has passed,"
said Kelly



   "There was a cheerleader at my high school who was very beautiful; but
she treated everyone but the members of her clique like they were
non-humans.  Her name was Stacy Tilden and she was very pretty on the
outside but very ugly on the inside."



   "We've all known that kind of person," said Kelly



   "Anyway, Stacy got her clique of girls to start ridding my best friends
little sister.  Cindy was a freshman and let's say she was in the awkward
age, not much on top, acne, crooked teeth, sort of a basket case in the
looks department, By the way, I ran into her Christmas shopping last year
and she looks terrific, ugly ducking became beautiful swan."



   "I've seen that too," said Kelly



   "Stacy et al went out of their way to be nasty to Cindy with the result
that Cindy one day after school runs a tub of warm water, climbs in and
slits her wrists."



   "That's horrible.  But she didn't die," said Kelly



   "No, Rick found her before she bled out, applied tourniquets, and saved
her life.  But it was off to a mental clinic for Cindy."



   "Anyway Rick was the kind that believed the old quote about revenge
being best when it is eaten cold or something like that.  He waited six
months to the night of the junior prom and somehow managed to slip roofies
in Stacy date's drink.  Everyone thought he passed out from too much booze.
Rick volunteered to help Stacy get him upstairs.  The prom was in a
downtown Philadelphia hotel and everyone had a room for the night."



   "When they got to the room, Rick has two friends from the ghetto waiting
and they drugged Stacy then tied her up and gagged her.  They smuggled her
out of the hotel in a laundry basket.  Rick and friends drove her to
another buddies who had a studio loft where they made porn videos.  The end
result was that Stacy wound up in a video being fucked by six black guys,"



   "So how were you involved?" asked Kelly



   "Rick used the video to blackmail her.  Once a week, he would have about
ten guys from the high school over to his house and we would all fuck
Stacy. Rick insisted we fuck her in the ass most of the time.  She was
actually the first girl I ever had anal intercourse with."



   "Was it nice and tight?" asked Kelly as she gave my cock a squeeze,
obviously turned on by my story.



   "It was tight, especially if you went first.  It was sort of a classic
instance of non-consensual sex.  Rich would be showing the video on a wide
screen television.  Stacy would have her butt pointed almost straight up in
the air.  The first time she cried and kept saying how much it hurt,"



   "But later she got used t it," said Kelly



   "Yes, after the first week, she quit crying.  By the third week, she was
fucking back as we pumped her butt.  One time he made her fuck a neighbor's
dog.  She wasn't to thrilled about that."



   "That's some story but maybe she deserved it for what she did to Cindy,"
said Kelly



   "By the time it was over, I think the punishment more that fit the
crime." I replied



   "What ever happened?" asked Kelly



   "After high school, Rick sold the videotape to a pornographer and he
included it in a two hour compilation of black on white sex.  I heard that
somehow the students at her college found out about it and that someone
sent a copy to her parents,"



   "That did get to be too much," said Kelly



   "Yes, and it taught me a lesson."



   "Yes, then you became the sweetest and most wonderful man in the world
that I love dearly," said Kelly who kissed me to finish the story.



   So when we humped Stacy's ass that was the only other time I had ever
performed as part of a group.  I can recall the first time with Stacy on
all fours and begging us not to hurt her.  I went first because I was
Rick's best friend in school.  I pissed him off by insisting on using a
lubricant.  But that seemed like a lifetime ago.



   I summoned every ounce of self-discipline.  Outside of Stacy, I had
never had a woman in front of an audience.  If you had asked me before
today if I could keep an erection while fucking my future mother in law in
the ass while my intended wife and future father in law sat watching about
four feet away, I would answered there was no way.  But my cock was hard as
a rock.  Irene's asshole was squeezing three of my fingers like a vise.  I
was surprisingly but unquestionably ready.



   "Please spread your ass, Irene," I said and she promptly reached back
and pulled her ass cheeks apart to allow ease of access to her sphincter. I
smeared my cock with lube, positioned it at her hole and shoved forward.  I
was rewarded with a nice plop as I entered her rectum.



   "Oh yes, he's in me, he's inside my backdoor, my shit is going to get
packed down, fuck my ass Bradley, fuck my ass like I'm one of the whores
that travel with the migrants," gasped out Irene as I got my feet under me
and fucked down into her butt.  I settled into a pattern of a long slow
downward stroke followed by a quick withdrawal and then a repeat of the
same.



   "Oh my God, that boy can ass fuck, my shit is being tamped down," said
Irene



   "Listen to your mother moan when she has her ass filled, she sounds like
a two dollar whore serving her fiftieth customer of the day," said Ed.



   I looked over to see that Kelly had inserted Ed's cock in her pussy and
was slowly raising and lowering herself using the chair arms for support.
Irene's hands were clenching and unclenching the bed covers as I stroked
her incredibly tight ass.



   "Oh daddy, just fill your baby girl up and let her slide up and down on
your pole," said Kelly who was working her father's cock in a vertical
motion.



   Well, according to mainstream opinion, the people of the Midwest and
farmers in particular are the pillars of God fearing, respectability with a
strong emphasis on marital fidelity and traditional family values.  Based
on my experiences of that evening, main steam opinion could not be more
wrong and frankly I was glad.



   I fucked Irene's ass until I blasted off a spurt of spunk deep into her
bowels.  Irene had been playing her clitoris all the time I was fucking her
ass and climaxed just as I unloaded in her.  I felt to the side and lay
there, too exhausted to move.  I recall hearing Kelly say to her parents as
they left to return to their bedroom.



   "Good night you two, Daddy, you're still a stud,"





   Chapter 2



   I awoke out of a deep sleep sensing my cock was being slowly sucked.  It
is my nature to wake up slowly.  For the first few minutes I'm pretty out
of it.  I kept my eyes closed thinking I was back in my condo in
Philadelphia and Kelly had decided to give me a wake up blowjob.  I stayed
immobile letting her have her fun.



   After a few moments of feeling my cock being caressed by a warm wet
mouth, I had recovered enough to recall that I was in Nebraska not
Philadelphia.  I was at Kelly's parents farm and had spent the prior night
having incredible sex with my future mother in law.  I also recalled that
Kelly had screwed her father.  I pushed all that I had learned about Kelly
having sex with family and schoolmates out of my mind for a while as I lay
there thinking about nothing but how good my cock felt in Kelly's mouth. 
After all, a man could forgive a woman almost anything if she could wake
him up with a blowjob like this one.  It was heavenly.



   I had gotten hard as a rock.  My little dick sucker had picked up the
pace starting to suck all the way to the base of my cock then snake a
tongue out to lick my balls.  I was thinking I was the luckiest man in the
world to have Kelly for a bride when I heard her voice speak, not from the
bed but from over toward the bedroom door.



   "Marie, what are you doing to Bradley?" Kelly said in a low almost
singsong voice that girls use sometimes.



   "I'm sucking his dick," the person under the covers answered in the same
singsong voice.



   "That's my job," said Kelly



   "Parker women share their men, you can screw my daddy and brothers when
they get here," said the voice under the covers.



   "I'm going to fuck your daddy and Ben and Casey when they get here, you
know I am," said Kelly



   I opened one eye to see Kelly march across the room and pull the covers
down to expose a very young and naked girl positioned between my legs with
my hard cock in one hand and her mouth working the top of pecker.  The girl
was in her teens; actually she was fifteen I later learned.



   My blowjob partner let go of my cock and turned to hug Kelly who
returned a big hug and both girls did that squeal thing girls do when they
meet.



   "Marie, I thought I heard a car pull up in the driveway.  Momma said she
saw you sneaking up the stairs while she and I were sitting on the porch
drinking our coffee.  Isn't that the most beautiful cock you ever sucked?"
said Kelly.



   "I like the way the veins are straight and even, the head is just the
right color pink, want a suck?" asked the young girl who I now gathered was
Marie, the daughter of Kelly's Uncle Elvin and his wife Cissy.  Kelly
reached over and ran her tongue around my obviously esthetically pleasing
cock head and then took the tip between her lips and slid me deep into her
mouth.



   "Bradley, I'm Marie, welcome to the family," said Marie looking up at me
to reveal a startlingly pretty face with beautiful blue eyes and blonde
hair.  I recalled somewhere that Marie was a cheerleader and liked to
snowball.  I had learned many important facts in just a small amount of
time.  Kelly was sucking me so Marie crawled forward and gave me a deep
French kiss that practically curled my toes.



   "Did Aunt Kelly tell you she taught me how to suck cock when I was
twelve.  She made my brothers lay there for hours while she taught me all
her techniques." Said Marie



   "I thought it was Kelly under the covers," I replied as I slipped my
hand around Marie' breast and squeezed a nipple.



   "I love to have my nipples pinched, do it harder," said Marie.



   I obliged her by squeezing both nipples hard as she French kissed me. 
My nipple pinching created a reaction.



   "Oh yes, hurt my tits," whispered Marie getting off on them being
pinched hard



   I dug my nails into Marie's nipples and pinched harder.  Most women
would have objected to the pain long before now but Marie was turned on by
it and was squirming around on top of me her tongue in my mouth.  Kelly was
sucking me off and I had a passing thought that if all of today was going
to be a replay of last night, I was going to be fucked to death by
nighttime.



   "She's a pain slut," Kelly said taking her mouth off my cock for a
moment.



   "I just need to feel things stronger than other girls.  Besides Bradley
likes to hurt my tits, don't you Bradley?" said Marie



   "I love hurting your tits, they're very beautiful" was all I could
muster in reply.



   "I need to get back downstairs and help Momma with breakfast," Kelly
said as she ceased sucking me and started to get up off the bed.



   "Just leave Bradley with me, how long before breakfast is ready?" Marie
said



   "Mommy is still sitting on the porch drinking coffee.  Bradley ate her
twice last night and butt fucked her so she's pretty mellow this morning,
it will be at least an hour before we eat," said Marie



   "Did Granddaddy use his wonder drug?" asked Marie



   "Yes, he swears by it.  He fucked me four times, claims Viagra is the
greatest medical miracle since penicillin.  It must work because when I was
here last year, he was finished after he did me twice," said Kelly



   "Maybe I'll ask him to try it out on me, later," said Marie who was
sliding down my body to resume the blowjob that Kelly had ceased.



   It was a kind of bizarre shoptalk that apparently the Parker women
engaged in.  Which close blood relation did you fuck last and how many
times.  What did you do with him, oral, anal, round the world, etc.?  Who
are you going to do next?  Isn't Viagra wonderful at keeping the older
relatives meaning fathers and grandfathers able to do it three or four
times in a row?  Well, it beat talking about hairstyles or clothes or
whatever women talked about in Philadelphia.



   "Bradley, do you mind if Marie stays here while I go help mother with
breakfast," asked Kelly



   "No, dear, you go help with breakfast," I replied wondering what manner
of man would have said "I do not want to stay here with this very pretty
fifteen year old girl who wants to suck my cock and fuck me.  I prefer to
go with you and scramble eggs,"



   "Marie, you have Bradley downstairs in one hour," said Kelly who walked
over and gave me a deep kiss then turned and left the room.



   "Everybody's talking about how good you are at eating pussy," Said Marie
as soon as Kelly left.



   "Want me to show you how good I am?" I asked as I pulled Marie to the
top of the bed and moved down to where my head was between her legs.  I was
facing an almost bare cunt with a tiny blonde racetrack reaching for two to
three inches above it.  I inhaled the aroma and found myself intoxicated. I
love the smell of pussy in the morning.



   I started licking and Marie responded.



   "Oh fuck yes, that's the way, that's they way" said Marie who
demonstrated her youthful flexibility by raising her legs up and bending
them back toward her head.  I recalled that cheerleaders did those splits
on the floor at the end of a cheer.  Marie grabbed her ankles and pulled
them to where they were at a ninety-degree angle from her torso and angled
upward.  Kelly and I had recently watched a performance of Cirque de
Soleil. At the time I had wondered what it would be like to fuck a
contortionist.  I was about to find out.



   "Bradley, please hand the that bag on the floor by the bed," said Marie
in between little squeals of pleasure



   I looked over the side of the bed and there was a small cloth bag lying
on the floor right beside the bed.  I picked it up by the handles and gave
it to Marie then returned to licking graceful swirls around her clit and
down to her asshole.  I sensed she was fishing something out of the bag and
looked up to see her applying a nasty looking alligator clamp to her
nipple. She had opened the grim little monster with one hand while she
grabbed her nipple and pulled it out long with two fingers of her other
hand.  Without the slightest hesitation she put her stretched nipple into
the open jaws and allowed them to snap shut.  I can tell you one thing I
wouldn't have the nerve to do that to my nipple.  Marie gasped when the
sharp teeth bit into her small pink bud and a little drop of blood appeared
under one of the teeth.  I redoubled my cunt lapping to take her mind off
the pain.  When I glanced up, she was releasing a second alligator clamp on
her other nipple.  I could only think that Nebraska girls were damn tough.



   I kept at the muff diving while Marie increased her breath rate.  I felt
something tap me on my forehead and looked up to see her reaching down to
hand me one of those long anal dildos that are made of an almost clear soft
plastic.  It consisted of a four-inch handle and a tapered business end
that was eight inches long.  The shit-packing end consisted of rubber rings
that ranged from maybe three inches in diameter down to an almost pointed
end.  It was reddish colored and she had already applied lube.



   "Bradley, for my butt," said Marie as she handed me what I would
describe as an anal probe for the serious minded.  I slipped the tip in her
ass and then slowly pushed it in ring by ring until only the handle showed.
Three inches is a serious stretch for the butt of a fifteen-year-old girl;
but she took it and seemed to love it.



   "Fuck my ass with it," said Marie



   I started to withdraw and then forward the probe, first slowly then
rapidly all the while eating her cunt.  I glanced up at her smashed pink
nipples that by this time had little droplets of blood lining the jagged
edge of the clamps.  Yes, Marie did have the need to feel things more
intensely that most.



   "Oh Bradley, I'm going to cum, dildo fuck my ass hard, bite my clit,"
Marie gasped out as twisted her head from side to side.



   I started to suck hard on Marie's clit even taking it between my teeth
and stretching it way out like a rubber band.  I felt another tap on my
head.



   "For my clit," said Marie as she handed me another alligator clamp.  I
had assumed the mental attitude that Marie wanted to be hurt and I was the
man to hurt her.  I grabbed the tip of her clit with my front teeth and
pulled it out hard causing Marie to moan.  I opened the clamp and let it
snap shut at the very base of her extended clitoris.  That caused her to
let out a squeal of pain loud enough for me to worry that others would hear
and come running to see who was being killed.  Of course, I learned later
that everyone in the family knew that a good loud scream of pain meant that
Marie was enjoying herself.



   I had been working several fingers into Marie's young cunt while I ate
her.  I pushed harder to get the fourth finger.  More work and my thumb
went in.  I wondered when if ever she would say enough and back off.  Her
pussy was slippery to the point that thee were small puddles on the sheet
below her ass.



   "Hurt me, Bradley, hurt my body," cried Marie



   I was licking her firmly clamped clitoris; the fingers of my left hand
were roughly pushing into her cunt and my right hand were plunging then
withdrawing the anal probe, any more stimulation would require that somehow
I get my feet involved.  Marie, the ever flexible, had her ankles firmly in
her grasp her legs pulled out and up in a fashion that would challenge any
normal human being.



   "Keep going, I'm starting to cum," whispered Marie through clenched
teeth.



   And cum she did.  When you're as busy as I am, it's not possible to
operate a stopwatch but in terms of duration and intensity, it was to my
experience the most prolonged orgasm I had ever witnessed.  I could feel
her cunt muscles contract and relax, one moment griping my fingers like a
vise, the next expanding away from them.  Then there was a sensation of her
abdominal muscles rolling in a clinch.  I glanced up to see that she had
gripped nipple clamp in her fingers and was augmenting the pressure of the
spring with her hands.  The teeth of the clamp were buried in her nipple
flesh.  Finally, she stopped climaxing.



   "Fuck me, Bradley," begged Marie



   I clambered on top and slipped my cock into her cunt.  I could feel the
clamp on her clitoris rubbing against my groin.  Marie wrapped her arms
around me and smashed my chest against her clamped tits.  The whole scene
had gotten me so hot I knew I was going to cum quickly.  I relaxed and
decided to fuck my way to a hot climax.  It's didn't take long until my
balls emptied into her hot pussy that squeezed every ounce of sperm out of
me.



   We rested a minute then Marie stirred.



   "Let me get you in the shower, Aunt Kelly said we had to be downstairs
in an hour," said Marie



   I found myself in the shower with Kelly soaping my body paying
particular attention to my cock and balls.  She kept kissing me and
slipping a soapy finger up my ass.



   "Kelly said you could really eat a girl out and she was right.  I wish
the boys in my high school could take lessons from you." Said Marie



   That created a momentary image in my mind of me standing in front of a
classroom of thirty male high school students giving them instruction in
cunnilingus.  Marie would be lying on my desk spread wide and I would be
licking her shaved cunt, pausing occasionally to ask if there were any
questions.  This far the trip had been so amazing, I wouldn't be terribly
surprised if the local school did invite me to hold a seminar on the fine
points of Philadelphia cunt eating.



   My reverie was interrupted when Marie bent over and grabbed her ankles
and asked, "Won't to fuck me in the ass?"



   Given that her soaping my cock and balls combined with fingering my ass
had restored my erection, I did not hesitate a second.  I forced my cock
head into her butt hole and started to stroke away.  Marie's admirable
flexibility was again on display.  Her head was practically at her feet. 
Her legs were hip distance apart and her hands firmly wrapped around each
ankle.  I just fucked away.  Her shit hole was tight and hot and she
managed to make me feel like my having a cock in her butt was pure heaven
for her.  I pumped another load of cum into Marie.



   "Oh that was nice, I love a nice ass fucking in the shower," said Marie



   We managed to get dressed and downstairs just as breakfast was being set
on the table.  It was the five of us: Ed, Irene, Kelly, Marie and me.  I
would classify the breakfast as hardy.  What with all the screwing going
on, a man needed fuel to replenish his energy and body fluids.  I took a
big swallow of orange juice.



   "I think its time to get the wheat started, this will be the first time
for the new tractor, I hope the plow works as good as Massey Ferguson
claims it does" said Ed



   Ed had shown me a brand new tractor yesterday that had just arrived from
the local dealer.  I was truly taken back when I found out it had an
air-conditioned cab with a decent stereo and automatic transmission.  Of
course, it cost about the same as a Mercedes Benz S class but then it again
could plow 24 acres in a day; something you wouldn't even attempt in the S
class.



   "Is my favorite uncle going to plow me today?  I heard he has a magic
potion that keeps him plowing all day.  He's sort of like the Energizer
Bunny, he keeps going and going and going." Said Marie in this sweet little
girl voice.  God, the women in the family knew how to drive a man insane
with lust.



   "Yes, Marie, this afternoon when the whole family arrives, I'll take my
magic potion and plow your little furrow up and down as long as you want,"
answered Ed



   I took this to mean that I was not only going to meet more of the
Parkers and Tiggerts but that the potential existed for me to service
multiple horny female looking for cunnilingus.  Maybe I should ask my
future father-in-law for a dose of his Viagra.



   "I'm looking forward to meeting everyone, Kelly, you'll have to help me
keep the names straight," I said at little concerned knowing that I have an
awful memory for names.



   "You've met Marie.  She's the daughter of Mother's brother Elvin and his
wife Cissy, Elvin and Cissy will be bring Marie's little brothers Ben and
Casey who are twins and thirteen," said Kelly



   Oh yes, Thank you Lord I met Marie, met her, ate her, and butt fucked
her, I was not going to forget her name anytime soon.



   "I think I'm the one that knocked Cissy up.  Marie is my daughter, Marie
is my niece and my daughter" chimed in Ed.



   "I don't think so," said Irene.  "Marie looks too much like a Tiggert,"



   "I screwed Cissy the day she married Elvin and she came up pregnant
immediately afterwards," said Ed



   "Every man at Elvin and Cissy's wedding screwed Cissy that day.  The
poor thing drank too much champagne and passed out at the reception.  Elvin
and Ed took her upstairs to a bedroom and pulled her panties off and tied
her legs wide open to the bedposts.  Then he and Ed quietly had each man at
the reception sneak upstairs and screw her.  Elvin paid the wedding
photographer extra to take a picture of each male guest humping Cissy,"
said Irene



   "I've seen her wedding album.  It starts off like you would expect with
family picture and the usual candid shots at the reception.  Then there are
several pictures of daddy and Elvin carrying Cissy upstairs.  The next
shots are Ed and Elvin pulling her panties off and tying her legs to the
bedposts.  Then Elvin fucks her while daddy makes her suck his cock.  Then
they switch off.  They got a close up of her face all covered with cum and
cum leaking out of her pussy.  After that there she is in her wedding dress
being screwed by forty different men.  She had no idea what happened to
her. Elvin brought the album home to her and casually dropped it on the
coffee table.  Cissy was mad at him for a month," said Kelly



   "The photographer fucked her at least once but there's no picture of him
with her," said Ed



   "Maybe the photographer is my daddy," said Marie



   "Cissy says she didn't go off the pill until after the wedding.  She
knew Elvin would find some way to let all the Parkers and Tiggerts fuck
her. My brother Elvin is your daddy, Marie," said Irene



   "He may well be, but the odds are at least one in forty five," said Ed



   After breakfast, Kelly suggested we go for a walk.



   "Now that you've met my family, still interested in marrying me?" asked
Kelly as we walked toward the stream that meandered through the Parker
farm.



   "More than ever, I think you have a terrific family," I replied.



   "Even though we have sex with one another like a herd of goats," said
Kelly



   "Even though your fifteen year old cousin likes alligator clamps on her
titties and clit when she fucks," I said.



   "Marie is something of a masochist but she's very smart, gets good
grades in school," said Kelly



   "Marie is okay in my book, " I said



   "So you are all right with everything, you didn't mind me fucking daddy
or mother putting the make on you?" asked Kelly.



   "Again, I love you, love your family, my only concern is whether I have
the stamina to keep up with you all," I said.



   "Sure you do lover," Kelly replied



   "Is your daddy's story true about Cissy pulling a train of forty men at
her wedding?" I asked.



   "Pictures don't lie.  The whole second half of the wedding album is
Cissy getting plowed by all the male guests," Kelly said



   "How long a train are you going to pull at out wedding?" I asked as I
pulled Kelly close and kissed her.



   "Depends on how many men are invited.  Marie and mother will probably
volunteer to be my fluffers," said Kelly



   "I'll want pictures, got to maintain family traditions," I said
wondering how many other weddings included fluffers.



   "Of course, do you think your daddy and brother in law will want to fuck
me too?" Kelly asked.



   "Paul maybe if he can be sure Ellen won't find out.  I doubt my dad will
be up for it," I said



   "You dad has a way of looking at me, especially my butt, I bet I can get
the old devil to throw his brand new daughter-in-law a fuck." Kelly said



   "I'll leave dad in your capable hands," I said as I rubbed my hands over
Kelly's tits.



   "Better save it for this afternoon," Kelly said.



   "Who will I be expected to service?" I asked



   "Randall's wife Louise will be here and her daughter, Susan, by a
previous marriage will probably come.  Little Ed will bring Tricia, his
wife, and their little girl, Amanda, who's only thirteen," said of course
there's Cissy and Marie plus Momma and me.  There's Penny and Erica,
they're young and will be expecting a little muff diving.  That's ten
total. Can you eat out ten women in an afternoon?" Kelly asked



   "I can give it a hell of a try.  What about the male relatives you'll
have to service?" I asked



   "It makes your eight seem easy by comparison.  Uncle Elvin will bring
Ben and Casey, fourteen-year-old twins; Randall and Susan have two boys,
Mason who eighteen and Phillip who's seventeen.  And of course Little Ed
and Tricia have three sons: Mark, Eric, and Jason and they are eleven,
twelve, and fourteen.  I believe with you and daddy that totals to twelve."
Said Kelly



   And you will fuck them all even the eleven year old, Mark," I asked



   "I will if he asks.  But I've never screwed him before but I hear he's
been screwing his sister Amanda so he will probably want a piece of my
tail," said Kelly



   "Sounds like an action packed afternoon," I said



   "Yes, we'll all go into the barn after lunch and have a family orgy."
Said Kelly



   "I am genuinely looking forward to it, 'Lead on MacDuff and damn be he
who first cries 'hold enough,' " I quoted a little Shakespeare to Kelly. 
It all seemed a little insane.





   Chapter 3



   The Tiggerts and the Parkers were all handsome looking people.  Kelly
had once listed for me the movie stars that were born in Nebraska starting
with Jean Harlow, Robert Taylor and Johnny Carson.  The men tended to be
lean, probably from all the manual labor required by farming.  However, it
turned out that Ed Junior was not a farmer but had a law practice in a
nearby town.  Of course, most of his clients were farmers.  The women also
tended to the height and weight proportionate with the exception of Cissy,
Elvin's wife, who I would describe as voluptuous.  Cissy had a big ass and
even bigger tits.  Marie had her mother's blonde hair and blue eyes; but I
doubted that Cissy could twist herself into a pretzel like her daughter.



   Randall's wife Louise was a tall thin woman with bright red hair and a
freckled complexion.  I was to find out later that she was a true red head.
She was just the opposite of Cissy.  I doubted there was an ounce of fat on
her.



   Little Ed's wife Tricia had tits as big as Cissy's but on a trim figure.
Tricia was a short brunette who grabbed me and gave me a deep kiss when we
were introduced.



   "I heard you could drive a woman wild with that mouth.  You save some
tongue for me," Tricia whispered in my ear.



   I nodded that I would certainly do that.  Susan, Randall's stepdaughter,
was an incredibly beautiful coed in her first year at the University of
Nebraska at Lincoln.  Not surprisingly, she was entered in the mid summer
Miss Nebraska contest and had already won a number of pageants.  I looked
at Susan with considerable lust but wondered since she was the product of
her mother's first marriage whether she had the same 'any cock will do'
attitude of the other females.



   The youngest of the females was Ed and Tricia's daughter, Amanda.  Kelly
had intimated that Amanda with three younger brothers was not likely to be
averse to getting screwed, possibly with three cocks at once.  Amanda gave
me a serious look when we shook hands and then drew me close and whispered
in my ear.



   "Will you teach my three brothers to eat pussy, all they like to do is
stick their cocks in me, sometimes all at once," asked Amanda



   "If they are willing to learn, I'll do my best," I replied in an equally
serious voice.  I was beginning to feel like a missionary bringing the
skills of pussy eating to a hard fucking land.



   You had to observe carefully when the family greeted one another to
notice any difference from other families gathered on a Saturday afternoon
to meet a prospective son in law.  Hugs were more intense and hands tended
to grab each other's butt when they embraced.  Kisses were held longer and
a little tongue action occurred.  Irene gave her brother Elvin a kiss that
warmed up the room all by itself.  He reached behind and grabbed her butt
with both hands and pushed his groin against hers.  I found myself thinking
'nothing unusual about that, after all they are brother and sister'.



   The three youngest boys of Kelly's brother Ed Junior took an immediate
proprietary interest in their Aunt Kelly.  I noticed her standing in the
living room with Mark, Eric and Jason.  Mark, the eleven year old had his
hand on Kelly's butt.



   Typical of any family, the women separated into the kitchen and I went
with the men into the living room.  The teenagers left to do their own
thing.  Maybe they were busy crucifying Marie in the barn.  I could sort of
picture her hanging naked and begging them to torture her nipples as they
drove nails into her hands.  I dismissed those thoughts realizing I was
standing in the same room with her father and mother.



   It was to be a mid afternoon dinner.  It was after 1:00PM and Ed was
passing out beer to Elvin, Randall, Little Ed and myself.



   "You bring your Viagra?" Ed asked Elvin



   "You bet I did, there's going to be lots of pussy in that barn, I plan
to get at least a piece of all of them," replied Elvin



   I found myself talking to Randall and Ed Junior in the living room when
Kelly joined us with Mark in tow.  He seemed to be sticking to her like a
lamprey eel to a shark.  The five of us sat down in a grouping of four
large overstuffed chairs in a far corner of the Parker's large living room.
Mark sat down on the arm of Kelly's chair and Kelly rested her arm on
Mark's leg.



   "Did Kelly tell you about the Saturday afternoon Sister Swap that Little
Ed and I used to take her to over at the Kramer place?" asked Randall



   "No, Kelly hasn't mentioned it.  I would love to hear about it," I
replied



   "Randall, if you tell him about the Kramer's, Sister Swap, Bradley will
think I was the biggest slut in Nebraska.  I was only Mark's age and my
hormones were raging.  Good brothers would have kept me home and screwed me
themselves instead of swapping me off every Saturday afternoon," said Kelly



   "You were and still are the biggest slut in Nebraska, Bradley must like
his women that way or he wouldn't have asked you to marry him.  Men don't
ask the women of this family to marry if they are expecting an untouched
and unsullied bride.  You want to hear this, don't you Bradley?" asked
Randall



   "Sure I do," I replied



   "Well, the Kramer's had four kids, two boys, Josh and Ted, two girls
Lois and Betty.  Lois and Betty were both on the cheerleading squad and
Little Ed and I desired to get in their pants.  The Kramer farm bordered on
this small lake.  It was what you would call an idyllic spot.  There was
this real pretty spit of land reaching right out into the lake with a sandy
beach old man Kramer built.  It even had picnic tables and a big brick
grill." Said Randall



   "It was the perfect place to trade your kid sister off so you could fuck
a cheerleader," said Kelly



   I noticed that Mark's hand had drifted inside Kelly's blouse.  This
seemed to surprise no one so I just went with the flow.  Kelly looked at
him and smiled then unbuttoned the top button of her blouse so he could get
easier access.  God, the women in this family were awesome.



   "Anyway, Josh he was the oldest, decided that if you had a sister, you
could come there on Saturday afternoon for a picnic and swap your sister
for someone else's, but you couldn't come unless you brought a sister,"
said Randall.



   "It was really a fun time, everyone got naked and swam in the lake,
there was a brick grill and the Kramer's provided burgers and hot dogs, "
said Little Ed



   I was wondering what the Legion of Decency or the American Family Values
Association would think of parents who provided the venue and food for an
afternoon of sex for the teens and preteens of the community.  I doubt they
would have endorsed it.



   "Don't leave out the best part, everyone fucked everybody, sometimes
they lined up all the girls on all fours and played musical humps, just
like musical chairs, they played lots of games, you could wear the hide off
your dick in a single Saturday afternoon" said Randall



   "There always more guys than girls, you got fucked silly," said Kelly
shifting her body to allow Mark even better access for his one-handed tit
fondling.



   "The problem was that Kelly was only eleven and mother said we couldn't
screw her until she was thirteen.  Well, you couldn't take a virgin to the
Sister Swap so Randall and I didn't know what to do.  All our friends had
sisters who were eligible and they were having a great time at the
Kramer's." said Little Ed



   "So what did you do?" I asked



   "One day I got to thinking about missing out on another sister swap and
decided that eleven or not I was going to fuck Kelly.  If mom wanted to
punish me I would accept it as long as I could get to the Kramer's on
Saturday.  So Little Ed told Kelly that daddy wanted her for something in
the barn.  As soon as Kelly walked into the barn Randall grabbed her and
jumped on her.  She thought he just wanted to wrestle until he started
pulling her panties off," said Little Ed



   "I was strong for my age and even though Randall was six years older and
Ed three years, I fought for my virtue and could have won if I had wanted
to," said Kelly



   "Screwing an unwilling eleven year old requires strength and fortitude.
Kelly was strong and tough.  I was about ready to give up.  I was hard as a
rock but I just couldn't get in her she was squirming so hard." Said
Randall



   "I tried to hold her arms so Randall could bust her cherry but she threw
me off and squirmed away and ran to the barn door," said Little Ed



   "I yelled 'shit, we just wanted to take you to the Kramer's this
Saturday," said Randall



   "Kelly stopped at he barn door, turned around and asked 'will you take
me for sure, promise?' I said we couldn't go without you.  It's a sister
swap and we need you or we can't go " Said Little Ed



   "When you're only eleven, you think that being with the older kids is
heaven.  One of the girls at school said everyone took their clothes off
and went into the lake" said Kelly



   "I could tell she wanted to go to the Kramer's.  Kelly asked "Can I swim
naked in the lake with everyone?" Said Randall



   "Yes you can swim naked, and there'll be a lot of other kids there and
we'll cook out," said Randall recalling exactly what was said that day.



   "All right, I'll go," replied Kelly falling into the retelling of the
story.



   "You have to allow us to swap you for someone else's sister for the
afternoon" said Little Ed



   "Okay swap me, that sounds like fun," said Kelly



   "But you're a virgin and the boys we swap you will want to fuck you,"
said Randall.



   "And you'll get to fuck their sister?" asked Kelly



   "Yes, moron, we swap you to say the Kramer boys and both Josh and Ted
would screw you and your brother and I could screw Lois or Betty, maybe
both you're much prettier than the other girls," replied Randall " I sensed
that Kelly was definitely interested and decided a little flattery might
help our cause."



   "I want to go this Saturday," said Kelly in a firm voice.



   "Then you are going to have to let Randall and I screw you, that's what
we brought you in here for," replied Little Ed



   "You should have asked and explained what you wanted first instead of
just grabbing me," said Kelly



   "I'm sorry Kelly, you're just so pretty and we wanted to go so badly
this Saturday.  It's August already, only four Saturday's until school
starts.  Soon it will be too cold to swim in the lake," said Little Ed



   "All right, who wants to bust my cherry?" asked Kelly repeating the
words just as she said them fifteen years ago.



   "Ed and I flipped for it and I won.  I spit on my dick and started to
work it into the tightest pussy you ever stuck a cock in, it was so tight
my peter was hurting, I started to wish Little Ed had won the coin flip,"
said Randall



   "For an eleven year old, being pronged for the first time with a cock
the size of Randall's is a painful experience." Said Kelly.  Mark leaned
over and whispered something in Kelly's ear.  I heard Kelly whisper back
"No, its not going to hurt, your Aunt Kelly is not going to hurt your sweet
little peter," Kelly gave Marks's groin a soft pat.



   "You should have seen the look of concentration on Randall's face." Said
Little Ed.



   "And how was Kelly doing?" I asked.



   "She was quiet, she had seen daddy fucking mother and even Uncle Elvin
and her mother, she knew how everything worked," said Little Ed.



   "The ancient philosopher once said that there is a difference between
knowing the path and walking the path," said Kelly



   "Finally, I was far enough inside to reach her hymen and it felt like it
had the strength of a tractor inner tube, I gave a push against it with my
cock and bounced off.  That caused Kelly to let out a little squeal and say
'that hurt Randall'" said Randall



   "So what next?'" I asked totally intrigued and wondering how many future
husbands get to hear a blow-by-blow account of their wife's deflowering
from her brothers.



   "I tried three times and each time bounced off.  I pulled my cock out
mostly to make sure I hadn't bent it permanently.  I told her that I
couldn't do it," said Randall



   "I was in a panic.  It would be another Saturday of having nothing to do
while everyone was at the Kramer's swimming naked and screwing.  I wanted
to go more than anything," said Kelly



   "Ed, you try, maybe yours is harder or more pointed," said Kelly



   "So I did give it a try and the same thing happened.  Randall called it
right.  It felt like you were trying to push your cock through an inner
tube.  I've heard of girls who have to have a surgeon remove their hymen
with a scalpel," said Little Ed



   "I told Kelly, sorry but it looks like we're going to miss another
Sister Swap," said Randall



   "Let me get on top, Momma says its best when the woman is on top," said
Kelly



   "So I flipped over on my back and Kelly grabbed my cock and started to
suck it.  That was one thing Momma had taught her," said Randall



   "Momma thought that if I learned to suck off Daddy and my brothers, they
would let me stay a virgin until I was thirteen.  When I was ten, I saw her
sucking Daddy's cock and asked her what she was doing.  She told me it was
cock sucking and come and try it.  I sucked Daddy off for the first time
that afternoon.  Daddy told me I was 'gifted'" said Kelly



   "I bet you agree with that Bradley, is Kelly 'gifted' as a cock sucker?"
asked Little Ed



   "Gifted in every way, the best head I ever had," I replied and it was an
honest reply.



   This occasioned another exchange between Kelly and Mark.  Mark's small
hand was inside Kelly's bra working on her nipple.  He leaned down and
whispered something in her ear.  I only heard Kelly's reply.  "Of course I
will, your cock and your brothers, you know I'll suck you, now let your
daddy and uncle finish their story," said Kelly.



   "Kelly is a great natural cock sucker, she was born knowing how to give
head," said Little Ed



   "So Kelly mounted me and slide my dick in her pussy hole.  She got her
feet under her, screwed up her face and then dropped down like a pile
driver," said Randall



   "Did that bust her cherry?" I asked



   "On her third try, I guess all that pushing weakened it and it finally
gave away, Kelly was grimly determined.  She had her feet under her and she
rose up until only the very tip of my pecker was barely inside her hole,
then all of a sudden her feet shot straight out and she dropped down
screaming like a little banshee, all her body weight went into the descent.
I felt my cock bend and then pop through something " said Randall



   "She bled like a stuck pig.  I honestly thought she had ruptured
something.  She took one look at the blood and ran screaming to the house,"
said Little Ed



   "I thought I had ruined my female organs.  I would never be able to have
children or screw or even masturbate.  I saw stars when Randall's cock
burst my hymen," said Kelly



   "Was your mother upset?" I asked



   "Not really, she cleaned me up, told me I was all right and it was
normal for some girls to have a tough hymen, she gave me some Tylenol and
put me to bed.  She decided to tell daddy what Randall and Little Ed did to
me and let him handle it," said Little Ed



   "And how did he react?" I asked



   "Just what you would expect from daddy.  He hold Momma, 'That's good, I
been wanting to get some of that myself, glad the boys got her started,"
said Randall



   "So although Randall took my cherry, Daddy was the first man to actually
fuck me and cum inside me.  He and Momma put me in their bed that night and
Momma taught me how to screw.  Of course, it hurt the first few times,
especially with Daddy's big peter," said Kelly



   "And the next day, she came out to the barn and fucked the two of us
just like she'd been doing it for years," said Little Ed



   "After Randall deflowered me on Monday, I did it every day to get ready
for Saturday," said Kelly



   "So what happened that Saturday?" I asked



   "Nothing, it rained and the Kramer's cancelled, I cried and cried, "
said Kelly



   "But the following Saturday turned out fine and the three of us drove
out to the Kramer's," said Randall



   "Momma fixed my hair and even let me wear a little lipstick.  I thought
I was something riding in the truck between my big brothers.  I had on a
pair of white daisy dukes and a halter-top.  I had nice titties for an
eleven year old," said Kelly



   "They were small but nice, they were still little girl titties where the
nipple is sort of puffy, her little butt cheeks were poking out the bottom
of those daisy dukes, she was a pedophiles poster girl," said Little Ed



   "If anyone has a taste for little girl titties, try Amanda this
afternoon, she still got her puffy little buds, but she's real embarrassed
about them so it would be terrific if we all paid her some complements and
built up her confidence," said Little Ed.



   "Amanda will get a spurt of growth and her knockers will be the same
size as Tricia's," said Randall



   "Amanda's got titties like a boy, Eric and Jason say she's flat chested,
then she starts to cry like a big baby," chimed in Mark.



   "Mark that's an awful thing to say about your sister.  Your mother told
me that Amanda lets the three of you screw her any time you want.  You'd be
running around horny all the time if it weren't for Amanda.  If you and
your brothers want to screw your Aunt Kelly, then you're going to have to
promise to be nice to your sister," said Kelly as she removed Mark's hand
from inside her blouse to emphasize her point.



   "She wants us to eat her pussy," said Mark



   "Then you should do that.  Watch Bradley this afternoon and learn how to
eat your sister's pussy, promise me you're going to be nice to Amanda and
quit making her feel self conscious about her boobs," Kelly said



   "I promise, your boobs are nice," said Mark as he slid that hand back
inside Kelly's blouse.



   "So what happened when you got to the Sister Swap at the Kramer's" I
asked



   "Kelly was out of the truck like a jack rabbit.  Given that was her
first time there, she was considered 'fresh meat'.  Everybody wanted to
swap his sister for her.  Josh and Ted Kramer being the hosts sort of
pulled rank and offered us Lois and Betty and we took the trade." Said
Little Ed



   "Yes, they traded their little eleven year old sister to a seventeen and
an eighteen year old so they could boink these two cheerleaders, I was the
youngest girl there.  They would have sold me into white slavery to screw
Lois and Betty, and Betty was a lousy fuck, she later became a lesbian,"
said Kelly



   "Actually Lois wasn't that hot either, I guess it was the idea of
fucking a cheerleader," said Randall



   "So tell them what Josh and Ted did," said Kelly



   "When everyone arrived and there must have been thirty kids there that
Saturday, Josh and Ted announced they were going to put on a little show
with Kelly." Said Little Ed



   "They made me stand up on one of the picnic tables and strip naked.  In
front of thirty other kids I went to school with I had to dance to this
stupid song they played and do a striptease while everyone watched," said
Kelly



   "I have to add that it did not seem to bother Kelly one bit at the time.
She did a little bump and grind then pulled off her halter-top and let the
sun shine on her tits, then down with the shorts and panties to reveal her
almost hairless pussy, she had a big smile on her face all the time," said
Randall.



   "I was mortified being the first to be naked," said Kelly



   "It got everybody turned on.  Lois and Betty were sucking our cocks by
the time, Kelly slipped her panties off and flung them into the crowd,"
said Little Ed.



   "Then Josh and Ted got up on the picnic table and screwed me while
everyone watched," said Kelly



   "It was double penetration for the next half hour," said Little Ed.



   "Josh had a huge cock and he entered my pussy while Ted somehow managed
to get his long skinny cock down my throat.  I was eleven years old and all
of 96 pounds.  It felt like the tips of their cocks were meeting halfway in
side me.  I was like a pig on a spit," said Kelly



   "She was loving it.  As soon as the Kramer brothers dumped their load in
her, she invited two more guys to do the same," said Randall



   "I was just trying to fit in.  I wanted you two idiots to be proud of
me," said Kelly



   "We were, I was so proud I could barely pump a load in Lois's mouth,"
said Little Ed.



   "Later, Josh and Ted both fucked me in the ass, it was my first ass fuck
and it hurt" said Kelly taking Mark's hand in hers and squeezing her breast
harder.



   "She had to show me their cum leaking out of her asshole," said Randall,
"I was eating a hot dog and potato salad at the time and almost lost my
lunch.



   "So our little sister fucked everyone there who had a cock, we threw her
in the lake to wash the cum off her before we'd let her get back in the
truck for the ride home," said Little Ed



   "Don't you believe it Bradley, I was a sweet innocent eleven year old
who was lead astray by her older brothers.  They took advantage of me so
they could fuck a pair of cheerleaders," said Kelly laughing.



   "So did you ever go again to the Kramer's on Saturday afternoon?" I
asked



   "A few more times that year and almost every Saturday the next summer.
Then Josh joined the army and left the farm.  Ted went off to college and
that was the end of the famous Sister Swap," said Little Ed



   "It was fun getting fucked by so many guys every Saturday.  I was
starting high school when it ended and that was even better because there
were so many guys to go out with," said Kelly.



   Someone announced dinner was served so we headed into the dining room.
Kelly detached herself from Mark for a minute and spoke quietly with me.



   "Still want to marry the chief whore of the Sister Swap?" Kelly asked me



   "I love you and want to marry you," I replied.



   "Momma asked me if you would do the women of the family a favor," said
Kelly



   "Sure, what is it?" I replied



   "Well, after dinner.  We're all going to the barn and fuck.  Momma wants
you to get the ball rolling by eating pussy while everyone watches.  Momma
wants the young men of the family to learn how to do it.  She gave up on
daddy and Uncle Elvin a long time ago.  Momma had Marie set up a small bed
on a raised platform.  There are several rows of chairs so everyone can
watch.  You'll have an audience.  If you don't want to do it, I'll
understand," said Kelly



   "I'll do it if I can.  I can certainly eat pussy in front of an audience
but I'm not sure I can get a hard on with twenty people watching me," I
said.



   "If you have a problem, I'll get one of the young girls to be your
fluffer.  Think you can get hard with a wet finger in your ass and a
teenage mouth sucking your cock while you muff dive Susan?" asked Kelly



   "Oh, I'm going to be eating Susan," I replied



   "Yes, she's excited about it, she broke up with her boyfriend last month
and says she needs a decent cunt licking and fuck," said Kelly



   "I'll do my very best," I replied trying to hide the fact that I was
more than a little excited that I would be having sex with a possible Miss
Nebraska.



   "And one more thing Bradley, would you do me a favor?" asked Kelly



   "Certainly, darling, just name it," I replied



   "Well Amanda is at a difficult age.  Tricia tells me her brothers treat
her like a cum bucket and tease her about being so skinny and flat chested.
She's lost all confidence in herself and her self esteem is so low that she
allowed her brothers to sell her at school for other kids lunch money,"
said Kelly



   "That's awful, she seems like a sweet child," I said.



   "Tricia put a stop to it when she found out about it but not before she
sucked and fucked half the boys in her class for $1.35 each," said Kelly



   "Why $1.35?" I asked



   "That's what lunch cost in middle school." Said Kelly



   "Oh, so how can I help?" I asked



   "After you finish with Susan, take Amanda next and really do her right,
give her the full Bradley treatment, " Kelly said



   "I will, I want to help where I can," I replied



   "And I'm going to work on her brothers after I fuck their brains out,"
Kelly said



   "All three of them at the same time?" I asked



   "As my own brothers just told you, I used to pull a train every Saturday
afternoon at the Kramer's and I was only eleven," Kelly said



   "I'm madly, hopelessly in love with you," I said



   "Even though I'm a loose woman?" asked Kelly



   "Loose hell, you got the tightest cunt West of the Mississippi," I
replied.  Kelly kissed me and we hurried into dinner.  To say I was excited
would be an understatement.  My future mother-in-law had arranged for me to
demonstrate cunnilingus on a stunning nineteen year old and I was going to
follow that with a personal favor to my future wife by fucking her
thirteen-year-old niece.  I was developing a real affection for life on the
farm.



   Chapter 4



   It was after lunch and we were walking as a group toward the enormous
white barn.  There was an air of sexual tension.  Everyone was aware that
once we reached the barn, the fun would begin.  I was conscious that I was
the opening act.



   The dinner conversation had covered a number of topics: farming,
teenagers, sex, sex with teenagers, and sex on the farm.  As dinner
progressed the conversation became more sexually oriented.  I was getting
used to the idea that the family could openly discuss sex and sexual
practices in a manner that would have seemed outside the realm of
possibility for most middle class Americans.



   I was seated between Louise, Randall's wife and Tricia, the wife of
Little Ed.  The talk started with mostly questions about what it was like
to live in a big city like Philadelphia as opposed to farm life.  But as
the meal progressed and headed toward dessert, the conversation became more
sexual.



   "So who all in the family besides Kelly have you had sex with?" asked
Louise just like she was saying, "Does it rain a lot in Philadelphia?"



   "Just Kelly's mom and Marie," I replied with equal nonchalance.



   "Marie is just like Irene, when it comes to cock, she's a go-getter,
that girl will make something of herself," said Tricia



   "If she doesn't fuck herself to death first, my boy Phillip says she is
heavily into BDSM.  At Thanksgiving, Marie insisted Phillip and Mason tie
her up and whip her with these switches she brought before they fucked her.
She begged them to whip her tits till they bled.  What are your views on
BDSM, Bradley?" asked Louise



   "I take the view that if that is what one party wants or needs to be
satisfied then the other party ought to provide it, provided no one gets
really hurt," I replied.



   "That's very accommodating of you Bradley, Kelly been telling everyone
what a wonderful husband you are going to make," said Louise as she slipped
a hand between my legs and gave my cock a squeeze.



   "Edward and I got into that BDSM for a while.  Our neighbor has a
dungeon in his basement.  He made everyone call him Master Ray.  Ed and I
plus some other neighbors were his slaves," said Tricia



   "Was it exciting?" asked Louise



   "It was a lot of fun at first but it sort of ran its course after a few
years.  Don't repeat this but Edward just loved it when Master Ray whipped
his backside.  His cock looked like it was ready to explode but of course
Master Ray kept his nuts tied so he couldn't cum until Master Ray said so."
Said Tricia



   "What other things did Master Ray do with you?" I asked, wanting to keep
the conversation going.



   "He loved to whip my tits or make me suck his cock or one of the other
slave's cocks.  He likes the girls to go down on each other while he
whipped the men.  He used to give Ed and I these terrific enemas made with
some concoction they used in the hospitals.  You immediately felt like you
needed to shit your brains out.  But, Master Ray stuck a plug in your butt
hole that made you hold it until he decided to remove it.  You'd be down on
your knees begging him to let you go but he would make you wait until you
were half out of your mind.  Then while everyone watched, you had to squat
over a bucket right out in the middle of the floor and do your business. 
Sometimes he pissed in your mouth while you squatted over that bucket.  It
was quite a turn on to feel his urine going down your throat while you
bowels were filling this bucket.  And of course, all your neighbors were
watching you.  I always felt lighter on my feet after Master Ray cleaned me
out." Said Tricia



   "Sounds pretty exotic," I commented



   "The wildest thing was when he took us to the food court at the mall. 
He would make me wear a see through blouse with no bra and a skirt that
barely covered my ass with no panties.  He and Ed would sit there beside me
while I let passersby look at my pussy.  I would be scared to death someone
I new would see us but I would also be totally hot.  I could wait to get
back and get screwed," said Tricia.



   "Have you and Randall ever tried BDSM?" I asked Louise who was making a
habit of sticking her hand between my legs and giving my cock a gentle
squeeze.



   "Sometimes I like a good paddling.  Randall was pledge master at his
fraternity at Kansas State and still has this wooden paddle they used on
pledges.  About once a month, he ties me up over an arm chair and gives me
ten good ones." Said Louise



   "And you find that is a turn on?" I asked



   "Yes, getting a warm fanny and then three quick fucks from Randall and
the two boys, does mellow me out.  I just purr after the last one releases
in me," said Louise.



   Tricia was raised in St.  Louis and had some tips on how to fit in with
the Parkers and Tiggerts.



   "I learned quickly that if any male family member no matter how young or
old asks for a piece, then you lay down and spread you legs, life is much
easier that way." Said Tricia.



   "There isn't a man in this room, that hasn't had me except you Bradley
and Tricia's youngest boy Mark.  I plan to correct those omissions this
afternoon," said Louise who reached once again under the table and felt my
cock.



   So that was what passed for dinner table conversations at the family get
together to meet the new son-in-law.  When we reached the barn, we all
entered through a side door into an area I would characterize as "well
thought out orgy space".  It was a good size area, maybe thirty by thirty,
with a wooden floor.  Patio chairs were arranged in rows in front of a
raised platform that contained a mattress.  Other mattresses were scattered
around the room on the floor.



   Behind the raised platform were a mirrored wall but one that was angled
to give spectators an excellent downward view of what was happening on the
mattress.  I was quickly able to visualize that spectators could look into
that mirror and see me tonguing Susan's pussy.  Two of the other walls were
mirrored.  Someone had really thought out what kinds of features would most
contribute to an enjoyable family fuckfest.  There was even a water cooler
in the corner.



   On the walk over, Susan had taken my hand and said.



   "I'm really looking forward to your going down on me.  Did Kelly tell
you I broke up with my boyfriend last month?"



   "Yes, she mentioned that.  She said we would be starting things off this
afternoon," I replied.



   "I am just so excited to have you eat me out.  I hope you don't mind but
I prefer a degree of anal stimulation.  I hope that doesn't turn you off.
Some men object to eating butt.  I know Roy did," said Susan.



   "No, I'm fine with rimming.  You must have a sensitive anal ring." I
replied



   "It drives me wild when a tongue touches my butt hole," said Susan as we
reached the barn.



   There was a row of wooden pegs on the one wall not covered by mirrors.
Everyone started stripping and placing his or her clothes on a wall peg. 
Somebody had certainly thought through all the details.  I looked around to
see that the Marie had stripped first, not surprisingly; Kelly and her
mother were close behind.



   Ed and Elvin were sporting large erections that they loudly attributed
to Viagra.  Marie walked by me and I noticed her ass was striped, something
that was not present when we showered together that morning.  Apparently
the teenagers had found something constructive to do while we adults
conversed in the house.  It seemed as if everyone was seated with relatives
they didn't live with.  Kelly sat surrounded by Little Ed's three boys, two
of whom were eagerly sucking a nipple.  Somehow it gave me the strange
thought that Kelly would make a wonderful mother.



   Susan laid down on the mattress platform and spread her legs and started
playing with her clit.  I whispered to myself "Showtime".  I looked in the
tilted mirror behind Susan and saw that our audience would be able to
clearly see my head working between Susan's legs.  My cock was starting to
get hard as I moved toward the foot of the mattress where Susan was so
deliciously displayed.  Susan was certainly beauty pageant material.  Long
well shaped legs, perfect feet, unblemished smooth skin with just the right
tan to match her blonde hair.  Her pubic area was completely hairless.  He
boobs were in perfect proportion to her body.  Kelly had a very good figure
but Susan was a goddess.



   I looked back one more time and noted that the rough pairings seemed to
start with the older seated with the younger.  Marie was seated between Ed
and Randall and was busy stroking both their cocks demonstrating a degree
of ambidexterity.  I gather that while they were all primed to watch me go
down on Susan that still meant that no cock would go un-stroked and no clit
un-didled.



   I knelt down and inhaled the aroma of Susan's cunt and found it
intoxicating.  I always believed that men who love to eat pussy as much as
I do are in love with the way it smells.  And let's not forget the taste,
especially when the pussy is soaked in its own juices and you can slurp up
the liquid and roll it around on your tongue.



   My nose was centimeters from Susan's cunt inhaling her aroma.  I used my
hand to push back her outer lips and was gratified to see that the inner
ones were already bathed in wetness.  I took my tongue and started to lick
the area between her opening and her clit.  Behind me, I heard Irene's
voice.



   "I want the young men and girls of the family to watch and learn how
cunnilingus is done by an expert."



   "I already know how to eat pussy, don't I mom?" said a voice that I
recognized as Phillip, Randall and Louise's oldest boy.



   "I think you still have a lot to learn, be quiet and watch," I heard
Louise say.



   "Yes, ma'am" Phillip replied.  The children were certainly well behaved.



   Women react to good head in a number of ways.  Kelly groans loudly,
sometimes it's more growl than groan.  Most girls take deeper and deeper
breaths until you would swear they were running out of oxygen.  I used to
go down on a girl in my high school who never made a sound until she
climaxed then she would scream out ever curse word in the English language.
We used to call her the Tourette syndrome fuck.  Last night, Irene was what
we used to refer to as a dirty talker.  Someone who keeps talking to you as
you eat them saying things like "lick it, tongue that pussy, I'm a whore,
make me beg for it".  I'm sure you get the idea.



   Susan was that rare commodity, a screamer.  Right from the start, she
let out a wail of pleasure that sounded like an old time ambulance. 
Screamers are uncommon and they can be disconcerting.  You don't know
whether they are enjoying it or you are killing them.  Irene and Kelly
musty have known about Susan.  It was the kind of family where there were
not many secrets concerning sexual behavior.  Susan would let out these
high-pitched yells every time I licked close to her clit.  Picture in your
mind, the sound a woman might make if you placed a red hot branding iron on
their ass.



   Mindful of what Susan had mentioned about a preference for anal
stimulation, I swiped my tongue across her asshole that actually seemed to
pulsing with excitement.  I positioned my lips around her shit hole and
pushed my tongue into her butt and swirled it about.  Susan emitted a
scream of pleasure loud enough to make me glad I was at a farm four miles
from the nearest neighbor.  I can imagine what will happen if Susan were to
marry a man who lived in an apartment.  Lots of visits by the police would
be one possible result.



   There's something about sucking and tonguing a female's asshole that has
always been a turn on for me.  I was hard as a rock.  Behind me I heard a
young male voice say "That's what I call butt munching," A female voice
added, "I want you to suck my asshole just like that, suck the shit right
out of me."



   I glanced up in the mirror to confirm that my audience was getting a
clear view of my efforts.  My rear was pointed toward the seated rows when
I felt a mouth on my own asshole.  I looked between my legs to see
Randall's fourteen-year-old daughter Erica stroking my cock with one hand
while slowly licking my brown hole.



   When it comes to having my own ass eaten, there are times I prefer a hot
aggressive mouth and tongue forcing your butt open like a dog using its
nose to push open a door.  Other times, you can't beat a slow rhythmic lick
at a dependable, steady pace.  It can just about send you around the bend
as you feel that warm wet tongue pass over your asshole then seconds later
a second pass and so on until you feel like your insides are melting from
the heat generated by your asshole.



   Erica kept up a measured rate.  It made me think of a metronome.  I was
working on Susan from her clit to her ass.  I would make long slow swirls
with my tongue then flick her clit twice and listen to a little scream.  A
couple of times she screamed out "oh Jesus and Mother Mary of God, my pussy
is on fire, suck the Holy Spirit out of my ass with your devil tongue." I
wasn't quite sure how to take to that.  Was Susan in a religious fervor or
was than an incantation from the Black Mass?



   I could hear rustling behind me.  I glanced back through my own legs and
from the small view not blocked by Erica, I could see that the family was
starting to join in.  Randall's son Mason was relaxed back in his chair
while his Aunt Tricia sucked his cock.  The only other activity visible
between my legs was Louise bent over a chair with Ed plowing her from
behind.  Ed's Viagra cocktail had kicked in and he was humping his daughter
in law with authority.



   I returned to work on Susan with my mouth.  I was determined to make
this noisy beauty queen experience an ear-shattering climax.  Her butt hole
was pulsing with need so I slid a wet index finger inside on the first
stroke, went to two fingers on the second and three on the third.  Her anal
ring was stretch tight and I gathered from the way she kept screaming, I
was doing exactly the right thing.  Some women want their butt hole
stretched tight while you work their clit.  Erica had gotten my backdoor
wet and open enough that she could slip her tongue inside.  The young lady
had a long tongue and I could feel it crawl up my shit hole and stab
around.



   Women in general lack enthusiasm for eating male butt but in the last
twenty hours, Irene, Marie, and now Erica had all had their tongues in my
Hershey highway.  Whatever made these women different was something the men
of America should nurture and encourage in every way possible.  Oh my God
but it was heaven feeling Erica worm her tongue inside my rectum and give
me a deep tissue massage.



   Susan's body was sending me the message that she was reaching the Peak
of Climax Mountain and would soon be swooshing down the other side.  She
kept screaming 'oh my God, sweet Jesus make me cum, sweet Jesus make me
cum".  At the time I thought the religious references rather strange. 
Later I was to learn that Susan belonged to an evangelical church that
talked in tongues.



   Susan's asshole began to grip then relax around my three fingers.  I
love it when you eat a woman whose ass hole goes into a spasm with your
fingers inside.  Her cunt was dripping fluids and I was sucking them into
my mouth then swirling the warm concoction mixed with my saliva over her
clitoris.  Susan started screaming in earnest.  I wondered whether she
would strain her throat.  Later I found out she was a voice major in the
College of Fine Arts.  Her talent in the beauty pageants was to belt out
show tunes somewhat in the style of Ethel Merman.  I guess if you are going
to be a screamer when you are being fucked, a little voice training is a
good thing.

   Susan started to buck and I gripped her with my free hand while my
tongue attacked her clit and my fingers jammed into her shit hole.  She was
loud, very loud.  Maybe the only woman I ever fucked where ear protection
might not have been a bad idea.  Made me wonder if Celine Dion is a
screamer and if so, does her husband, Rene, wear earplugs.



   Susan bucked and writhed and screamed and I held on as my hand and
tongue stayed a blur until she collapsed.  I slipped on top and rammed my
Johnson deep into her cunt as I placed her legs on top my shoulders.  You
don't get to screw a beauty queen every day and I wanted to finish the job
by depositing a nice load of sperm in that pretty pussy.  I bent her double
as I went in as deep as my balls allowed.



   "Plug her Bradley, make her walk bowlegged," I heard Elvin yell.



   "Fuck me hard, Bradley," gasped Susan through clinched teeth.



   I looked over to see Kelly and her three boys had moved to a nearby
mattress.  Kelly was in the reverse cowgirls position guiding Jason's cock
into her asshole.  Kelly leaned backward over Jason's body and pulled her
cunt lips apart to open herself up for Eric's cock.  As soon as Jason's
cock was in her butt, Eric worked his cock into her cunt and Mark stood
over her fucking down into her mouth.  It was an amazing act of triple
penetration and I could see Kelly contract her abdominal muscles as she
squeezed all that cock inside of her.



   I had set up a good rhythm plunging into Susan.  Erica's mouth was still
married to my asshole.  I would have sworn her objective was to suck the
shit out of my ass the way she kept opening me up and getting her tongue
inside then applying suction.  I wondered if she really wanted to eat a hot
turd right out of my butt.



   Susan was definitely a hot piece of ass.  She was moaning and humping
her ass up each time I drove it into her.  She had hold of her nipples and
was giving them a nice pinch as she pulled them out to the point where you
would think they would snap off.  I heard Irene saying off to my right.



   "Just pee slowly in grandmother's mouth, Ben, I can't believe you
haven't ever pissed in a girl's mouth."



   Marie was acting as the meat in a sandwich between the Viagra
supercharged cocks of her Uncle Ed and daddy Elvin.  Cissy was eating Ed's
butt as he fucked her daughter.  Everyone was fucking somebody and usually
in groups.  Lisa and Tricia the two sister-in-laws were eating each other
in a hot 69.



   Mason who I would describe as a skinny kid was lost in the voluptuous
folds of Cissy's body.  He was apparently attempting to apply lessons
learned from the master cunt lapper Bradley to his great aunt's bald
snatch. I noted there wasn't a hairy cunt in the room.  The amount of
sexual energy in the barn crackled all around me like electricity.  The
odor of cunt and cock mixed with good old fashion sweat was enough to make
you cum, just by inhaling.



   I finally blew my load in Susan and collapsed on her.  After I rolled
off her, she looked over at her Mother Tricia and Louise and asked, "You
two want to eat a cream pie?" Susan must have got a positive response
because she hurried over to that mattress to lie down and spread her legs
so the two older women could dive in and lick my sperm out of Susan's
pussy.



   Before I could stand up, little Amanda came over and gently took my wet
cock and began cleaning it with her tongue.  Amanda was a pretty little
thing.  I imagined the boys in her middle school going hungry spending
their lunch money to fuck Amanda.  I relaxed and let her work.  Having to
suck off three brothers must get you trained to perfection.  Amanda had a
great technique with lots of variety and just the amount of pressure. 
After I was hard again, I whispered to her, "Get on top and let's do a 69."



   My mouth was soon working on Amanda's little girl snatch.  I kept
reminding myself that Amanda was the regular sex toy of her three brothers,
father, and half her middle school.  The family women acquired a lifetime
of sexual experiences before they reached fifteen.  Nearby I heard my
future mother in law once again instructing of the males to pee slowly so
she could get it down.  I recalled last night how I had drained five ice
tea tumblers worth of urine into her mouth.



   The three boys were busy fucking my intended.  They had done some
swapping around and Kelly was now on all fours.  Jason was slipping his
shit stained cock into her mouth.  Kelly looked over at me smiled, her lips
brown with the shit coming off Jason's dick.  These women were definitely
not holding anything back.  Kelly ran her tongue over her lips to lick the
shit off them and then swallowed.



   I ate Amanda then fucked both her pussy and ass finally leaving my load
inside her tight little bottom.  Ed immediately scooped her up and carried
her off to an empty mattress where he set her to sucking his cock.  After
that Cissy, Louise and Tricia immediately grabbed me.  It was show time as
far as the older girls were concerned.



   My face was between Louise's legs while my cock was deep in Cissy's
throat.  Tricia her fingers in my ass pulling it open so she could stick
her tongue inside and work it over my rectum.  The women kept switching off
and I kind of lost track while I ate all three in a slow rotation.  At some
point, I mounted Cissy from the rear and went into her ass while Louise and
Tricia sucked my nuts.  When I pulled a shit stained dick out of Cissy
asshole, Louise took it down her throat and cleaned it with her tongue. 
Next I fucked all three women in the asshole.  They seemed to have a thing
for sucking a cock that had just been deep inside somebody else's butt and
was covered with tracks from the Hershey Highway.  When I withdrew from
Tricia, the tip of my cock was covered with a little cone of shit that
Cissy and Louise licked off and shared.  I shot my sperm in Cissy's ass and
then took turns with Louise and Tricia sucking it back out and giving each
other a snowball of cum stained with her shit.  It resembled melted vanilla
fudge swirl ice cream.



   Well you can only fuck so long, so we all took a break, gathering around
the water cooler.  Everyone rested for thirty minutes then Ed announced.



   "Ladies assume your position, its time for the fuck all."



   Everyone helped to arrange the mattresses in a straight line down the
center of the room.  All the women lined up in the all fours position. 
There were ten female butts stuck up in the air waiting for cock.  Ed
explained to me how it worked.



   "It looks like we got twelve males and ten females so two of you girls
are going to experience double penetration.  Each male will kneel behind
one of the females and fuck her pussy for one minute, then I call time and
you switch to the next.  When you reach the end, you get a blowjob for one
minute then move to the next.  On the second rotation, you can fuck ass or
pussy depending on your preference.  As soon as you cum, you take a seat.



   I found myself behind Penny as we all took our initial positions.  Ed
yelled start and I pumped her for one minute then moved to Louise on my
right for one minute.  In less than fifteen minutes I had been inside ten
of the family females including my bride to be Kelly.  When you reached the
end you went to the other side and got your cock sucked for a minute.  I
had thought I was totally fucked out and wouldn't be able to cum without
eight hours sleep and three bowls of Wheaties but shortly I was hard as a
rock and thinking ejaculation.



   The young boys shot their load first and went over to sit down.  I found
myself pumping a load I must have manufactured in quick time in Cissy's
butt.  Ed and Elvin finished last.  Of course, that wasn't entirely fair
since they were using a chemical aid.



   The 'fuck all' all was over and I assumed we would be getting dressed
and going back to the house for after fuck cocktails.  But I heard Irene
announce.



   "Everyone put their shoes on.  Kelly and I are going to demonstrate the
art of horse fucking."



   I put my shoes on and followed the crowd to the part of the barn where
Turk was quartered.  Irene and her mother were already kneeling down
besides Turk providing the big chestnut stallion a hand job.  His cock was
enormous and getting even larger as they stroked it.  It looked like a
baseball ball with a spongy end to it.  Kelly took Turk's cock in her mouth
and started to lick the tip and suck on it while Mother Irene worked back
toward his balls in long smooth strokes.  Turk's penis was huge when I
arrived but the mother & daughter team had quickly got it to where it
looked like something no woman could handle inside her body.



   "Anybody want a suck?" asked Kelly taking her mouth of the very wet end
of Turk's dick.



   Well it turned out all the young girls were game.  Susan gave Turk long
slow licks.  Marie, Penny, Erica, and Amanda all took a turn at sucking
horse cock.  Turk was certainly well behaved.  I wondered if letting female
humans suck your cock was the only real purpose Turk served.



   Irene wheeled a small cart under Turk and then got on all fours
underneath the animal.  The cart raised her body to where her back was
touching Turk's belly.  At the time, I wondered where on the Internet you
searched and found a Web site where you could purchase a rolling cart
designed to allow a woman to fuck a horse.  Kelly guided Turks cock into
her Mother's cunt and Irene started to slowly fuck herself with the
stallion's two plus feet of hard meat.  After a few strokes, Turk got into
the mood and began to stroke into Irene like she was a mare in heat.



   "Irene can take more cock than most.  Remember Avery, used to work
here," I heard Ed say to his brother in law Elvin.



   "Yes, good worker, black man, Cissy used to come home with a big smile
on her face after she and Irene screwed Avery," said



   "Irene once measured it.  It was sixteen inches of hard black meat.  He
told me that Irene could take it deeper and quicker than any woman he ever
met.  Avery said it was like a Kentucky coal mine, deep and narrow." Said
Ed.



   "Cissy let Avery fuck her in the ass once.  She said it felt like he was
going to push her shit back out her mouth.  Sixteen inches is a long way up
the old GI tract.  Sometimes I'm surprised those two women of ours haven't
fucked themselves to death.  Oh look at Turk, he's starting to really get
going," said Elvin.



   And Turk had started pumping away inside Irene.  His long dark cock was
deep inside her and he was arching his back each drive he drove what must
be eighteen inches inside her.  It was well, awe inspiring, sort of like
watching a glacier shed a chunk of ice as big as a football field into the
ocean.  Something you didn't see that often and were impressed as hell when
you did.



   I heard Irene announce, "You're up next Kelly," as she slipped off the
cart.  Kelly got down on all fours and with her Mother's aid soon had
Turk's cock deep inside her body.  I heard Kelly say, "Oh he's so deep
inside me.  I can feel it way up in my female parts."



   I watched totally fascinated as Kelly and Turk screwed.  After a time,
Irene announced, "Your turn, Susan" Susan was followed by Cissy, Louise and
Tricia.  Turk shot his load after delivering a dozen hard strokes into
Tricia' s cunt.  I gather stallion cum is in proportion to their size. 
Tricia stood up and started to drain like someone had turned over a bucket.
I heard Marie express disappointment that she didn't get a chance.  Horse
cum was dripping down Tricia's legs and all the teen-age girls came forward
to get a taste.  My memory will always retain the image of Amanda, naked
except for a pair of cross trainers, licking horse cum off her fingers and
scrunching up her face like she had just tasted something bitter.



   Well the family orgy was over.  You apparently only get one fuck out of
a stallion so we all got dressed and headed back to the house.  All the
visiting relatives left.  I sat on the porch a while holding hands with
Kelly and watching the sun go down.  I slept very soundly that night.



   Chapter 05



   "Wedding still on?" asked Kelly as the plane took off from the Omaha
airport.



   "Everything that happened on this visit only served to convince me I was
doing the right thing." I replied.



   "So you reconciled to the concept of being married into a family of sexy
farm women who expect to have sex with all their male relatives,"



   "Yes, I would also add, I observed some of those sexy farm women
enjoying sex with one another and that was okay in my book too,"



   "Louise, Tricia, and Cissy usually get it on with one another.  Susan
joined in this time.  That's because you guys wear out on us."



   "Can't help it.  I'll get a prescription for Viagra so I can keep up the
demand, what are your views on muff diving with the girls?" I asked



   "Did some of that in college but you should note I picked out three very
young boys, clever, huh?"



   "They had a hard time keeping up with you.  How do you feel today?" I
asked.



   "Nipples are sore.  You would have thought they were trying to get milk
out of them the way Mark and his brothers sucked on them." Said Kelly.



   "How does it feel to take a horse cock?" I asked



   "Good, but strange, it goes inside you into places that ordinarily don't
get cock.  It hurts but at the same time, it feels good, very wicked," said
Kelly.



   "Kelly, this morning your dad asked me if I was interested in taking up
farming.  He mentioned Randall had his own farm and Ed Junior didn't like
farming.  He offered to build us a new house over near the lake.  Basically
he said we would take over as soon as I learned to farm.  He and Irene have
purchased a condo in Boca Raton, Florida and he wants to retire in a couple
of years," I said



   "What did you tell him?" Kelly asked



   "I told him I was interested but I needed to discuss it with you," I
replied.



   "I think it would be wonderful.  We could start a family." Replied Kelly



   "Farming is an important part of America's culture and I want to help
preserve farming and the family farm.  I think Accounting is pretty damn
boring and I don't want to spend the next ten years working my ass off to
make partner at Arthur Andersen.  Let's do it." I said.



   My final thoughts on the matter are that the American farm family is an
institution that American should work to preserve, no matter how many
billions of dollars are required.







   
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