Message-ID: <36859asstr$1024499405@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: From: jojo@jojojinx.com X-Original-Message-ID: <3D0FA9B4.6347.A3D282E@localhost> X-Confirm-Reading-To: jojo@jojojinx.com X-pmrqc: 1 Priority: normal X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Tue, 18 Jun 2002 21:44:20 -0500 Subject: {ASSM} {ASS} Sluts Save The World {JoJo Jinx} (M+F+ ws cons ScFi humor) x-asstr-message-id-hack: 36859 Date: Wed, 19 Jun 2002 11:10:05 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation X-Story-Submission: X-Moderator-ID: dennyw, IceAltar <1st attachment begin> XWives # 1 Sluts Save the World by JoJo Jinx It was the third of June in the year 2020 when the saucers finally landed. They had been preparing the world for Their invasion with a thirty year campaign of terrorism that They called television, radio, and adult internet. Their idea was to turn the population of the world into a mass of spineless, low morality, promiscuous cum sluts and They figured media was just the way to do it. It started with The Soaps, and Seinfield. Madonna and KD Lang. They even got into politics with Hustler and Bill Clinton. Then the big internet game shows Who Wants To Fuck A Millionaire and Slut Wives Suck Cum for Cash. And it worked. People all over the world were sucking and fucking their asses off. They thought we were primed for Their invasion. But there was one thing They didn't understand about the human race. Actually Their campaign had no affect at all. Since the dawn of history people all over the world have been sucking and fucking their asses off. Janie and her friends had a little wives club going outside of D.C. They were asking themselves openly what women all over the world were wondering quietly to themselves. "I wonder of those aliens got Big Cocks?" And then they answered themselves, "Cause if they got Big Cocks I'd sure like to try to wear them out for a while." But Janie and her friends were women of action. They were XWives. When it was Mardi Gras they were in New Orleans. Spring Break, Fort Lauderdale. And now it was Saucer Time so they were off to D.C. to see the aliens. They pile into Janie's Eldorado, Janie driving, JoJo shotgun, and seven naked lesbians in the back seat. Actually they were bi but seven naked lesbians has such a nice ring. There were road blocks everywhere. The police were out. The FBI was out. The National Gaurd was out. The CIA was out. Every time they came to a security check they flashed the gaurds and then drove on through. A couple of times the guards came running after them so they let them in to join the party. So by the time the Eldorado drove up to the base of the Saucer with a bunch of loud orchestral music in the background and spotlights shining out from everywhere the smoked glass windows lowered, slow zoom in on writhing mostly female flesh. The doors opened, close up on bare feet emerging from the car, followed by bare legs, bare ass, bare cunt, big tits, I mean everything right out there, zoom back to see entire cast slowly emerging from the car with exaggerated sensuosness, liquid effects, in slow motion, wearing nothing more than a few drops of cum, here and there. And they are: Janie - Gang Bang Leader JoJo - Super Slut Andi - Amorous Amateur Billi - Big Butt Billi Connie - Coozy Cunt Danni - The Ditz with Big Tits Elizabeth - Elegant Ecstasy Frederica - Of Hollywood Georgie - The Green Goddess Pvt. 1st Class William Jones - National Gaurd Agent Henry Lacrosse - FBI They looked around. They didn't really know what to do. So they ran up the ramp and into the saucer. Now imagine this. You are aliens. You are in a Flying Saucer. A big Eldorado just drove up with spotlights and orchestral music and everything. You opened the door and let down the ramp. Eleven Humans emerged from the vehicle and ran up the ramp. Your welcoming delegation is in place. Your soldiers are all in place. You drove halfway across the galaxy for this one moment. Now imagine this. You are Private 1st Class William Jones on duty on security when you are abducted by seven naked lesbians. You are stripped and mercilessly subjected to torture including biting on the nipples, anal penetration, and forced ejaculation. The car stops. You and the FBI guy are forced out of the car by naked lesbians mumbling about those Aliens Big Cocks and pushing you out of the way. You find yourself in the spotlight, naked, with a slimy dick and a big grin on your face surrounded by your abductors. They make a break for it running up the ramp into the saucer. You look around and see about a million Army, Marines, FBI, CIA, DEA, and just plain cops, armed to the teeth, I mean bazookas and everything. You quickly follow the FBI guy up the ramp and into the saucer. As soon as they got to the top of the ramp the door started to close. That nice FBI guy and the Kid from the Army barely made it through in time. But there we were, clustered together inside of the saucer, staring at their soldiers, staring at their delegates, bare ass naked. They didn't think a thing of it. They were bare ass naked too. Maybe they wanted to show us they had no weapons. Maybe they never invented clothes. But they were bare ass naked and they were a site to behold. Not that they were handsome. Their noses were so big and twisted they looked like a cross between a warthog and an elephant. And they were green. They were short and spindly and bow-legged and their asses had pockmark looking stuff wiggling around. And their cocks grazed the floor. Suddenly I liked green. I mean for short guys they were kinda long. Flesh color is overrated anyway. The leader of the delegation stepped forward accompanied by much swaying of important appendages. He made an adjustment to his traslator box. "Greetings" he said, "I am Ambassador Quim Sukee. Are you the official delegation?" William Jones stepped forward and said "Private 1st Class William Jones, 1474319". Now William Jones is hung. But in this setting he looked sadly inadequate. The Ambassador just looked at him and smirked. The FBI guy pushed past him waving a badge in the delegates face. "I'm Henry Lacrosse with the FBI and I am empowered to negotiate with you for the release of the hostages." Janie, Gang Bang Leader fell forward onto her knees in front of the alien delegate. She hugged his dick like it was a baby and soon the other two had to step back. Well that was their cue. The remaining 8 XWives fell to their knees in front of delegates, soldiers, anyone they could find and started sucking. Andi even had another go at William's cock. And Henry Lacrosse was waving his badge around without an audience. Janie had the Ambassadors dick good and hard. Well green is good but cream is better and Janie was crying out "Do It, Do It. Cum on me Now. Spray me with your love potion." The ambassador proceeded to step back and pee all over her. Everybody stopped what they were doing right in their tracks. The XWives all turned towards Janie unsure if they were now supposed to let the aliens pee on them. The aliens pushed forward trying to get their dicks back in some Xwife mouth. And Janie cried out "You pissed on me!" The Ambassador said "I thought thats what you wanted. You said "Spray me with your love potion." Janie said "But not piss. I wanted to taste your cum." The ambassador looked puzzled. The translator box said "The ambassador is puzzled." Janie said "Oh, the classic first contact failure to communicate. You don't know what cum is. Well I guess I'm experienced enough to be you intergalactic instructor. William, come over here." William reluctantly took his dick out of Andi's mouth and stepped forward. "Pee on me.", Janie said. William said "What?" "It's a national emergency. Pee on me right now. Piss on my feet." So William took his half hard piss hardon and sprayed her down good. He thought to himself, "I guess if she wants it I might as well enjoy dowsing the bitch." He started with her feet and worked up. By the time he was done she was dripping piss from her cunt hairs. Janie looked at the Ambassador and said, "Now that's piss." The ambassador nodded. "Do you want me to do it again?", he said. Janie said, "No, no, I don't reget the experience but once was enough for this lifetime. Now, William, cum on me. William didn't know what she was doing but he had learned a long time ago not to argue with a woman when she said "Cum on me", and he was stroking from half hard to hard and like I said before, pretty impressive for a human. "That's it baby. Look around at these girls. Now look at me. Are you ready to cum? Not on my feet! On my face." Janie knelt down prepared to receive his offering. William got real big. All the girls oooed and ahhhed and touched themselves. William's cock started to spurt. His cum arched high and landed on Janie's forehead. She opened her mouth and caught the next spurt. Then all the XWives were in a pile on top of William licking at his cock and his cum like there was no tomorrow. Like I said, Janie usually takes the lead but the XWives aren't slow to follow. Janie turned to the ambassador and said, "Now that's cum and that's what I'm talking about." The ambassador beamed with a look of enlightenment. The translating machine said "The ambassador has been enlightened." Then the ambassador said, "I see now, the precious seed, the stuff of life, the fertile bowl, the tasty snack." Janie said, "That's right, cum. I want your cum." The ambassador smiled at her like she had just asked to have his baby. "Ah, yes" he said, "The stuff of life, that comes from here. We sneeze it out our noses." And he stroked his nose. And his nose got a little bit stiffer. Georgie had been working on the tool of one of the diplomats this whole time. She had even let him pee on her once. When she heard what the ambassador said she looked at her aliens nose and sure enough it was a little stiffer too. So she got off her knees and started playing with his nose a little bit and it got all stiff like a cock. Well Georgie's boy liked what she had been doing to his cock but he really liked what she was doing to his nose and he layed down on the floor of the flying saucer pulling Georgie down beside him. Georgie looked up at the XWives and said, "It's getting stiffer. When I hold it just so it even kind of looks like a cock." Then she just shrugged her shoulders and took the aliens nose in her mouth. Well, now she had everybody's attention as she started doing a major face job right on the alien's face. She wasn't throating his nose or anything but she was pumping it pretty good and he was starting to get a little bit agitated. "Ah-Chooo" he said and Georgie was bathed in cum with one blast. She stood up grinning so proud of herself and everybody started to cheer. XWives all over the room started stroking noses and preparing themselves for the big sneeze when Big Butt Billi shouted out "Wait, look at Georgie. She's green." And sure enough she was green. Georgie jumped up and looked in a mirror. "I am green.", she said, "I guess their nose cum must be radioactive. Oh well," she shrugged, "I always did like green." Then she went right back to sucking nose. Well pretty soon every alien in the place was giving it the big sneeze and all the XWives were coated in alien ectoplasm and turning green. Janie turned to the Ambassador and said, "This is great. How about a fuck?" The ambassador said "Fuck?" and looked puzzled. The translator machine said "The Ambassador is puzzled." The Ambassador said "What do you mean fuck?" Janie said "You know, Fuck, in the cunt. Squirting Cum. In the Cunt." The Ambassador said "We never squirt in. We fertilize our females by spraying it all over them like we have doing been with you." "Don't tell me you don't fuck?" said Janie. "Well, I guess it's time for lesson two. She gathered the troops around and said that it was time for some more cross cultural enlightenment to be going on and this time the volunteer was going to be Henry Lacross, FBI. Well, Henry hadn't cum yet and he was sporting a boner that walked around out in front of him everywhere he went but he finally negotiated past the XWives and got his boner over to Janie. She stroked it. She licked it. She sucked it. She looked Henry right in the eye and said "Fuck me. Fuck me now. Fuck me for God and the President." Henry fucked her. He liked it. She liked it. The aliens were going crazy. They were sticking their noses everywhere. The girls were giggling like crazy. Henry was really liking it. Janie rared up and arched her back. The ambassador stuck his nose in her mouth. Henry jittered and shivered, he spasmed once, he spasmed twice, he pulled back from Janie. One more spurt on her back. His dick hung flaccid between his legs. The XWives and the aliens cheered. The Ambassador snaked his tongue out of his mouth and licked at the sperm way down on Janies back. All the XWives looked at his tongue and started pointing. This time nobody had to lead the way. Nine XWives laid nine aliens on their backs in a row and straddled their faces. First they required the aliens to lick their slits. Their juices were so aphrodisiac to the aliens that their cocks and noses were soon stiff and handy. Each Xwife had her own style. Some would ride the tongue and suck dick letting alien cocknose sniff ass. Some would fuck the nose and suck cock while the aliens flexible tongue would wrap around behind. One fucked her aliens dicknose right up her ass saying "I always wanted a big dicked brown nose green alien. Billi even took Big Alien Cock up her cunt while she kissed face and sucked nose. They all had different styles but they all had a common goal. Getting Green. The Ambassador went first. The Big Bang. Ah-Choo. But he was too excited. His cum came so strong that it wouldn't all come out of his nose. Some ran out of his eyes and ears traumatizing his head. His brains poured out on the floor and he died. "Shit!" said Janie, and she looked around. It was different in every case. One guys cheeks puffed out until his face exploded. One guy's nose ripped off. One guy his brains blew out of the back of his skull and all over the walls of the flying saucer. The results were all the same. Nine cosmic sneezes. Nine aliens dead. "I guess they just couldn't handle human women." said Janie. "Well that will teach them to invade our planet." Only soldiers remained. They looked very frightened. The translator machine said "The soldiers are very frightened." One of the soldiers hit a button and the door opened. Eleven humans emerged from the saucer a little worse for wear but still alive. Nine XWives glowed a curious green but many there say it was just the spotlights. They quickly got into the Eldorado and drove off. All the Flying Saucers all over the world flew back into space with their tails between their legs. Seven naked lesbians leaned out the windows of a speeding Eldorado taunting the departing aliens. "Take that you green chicken shit." "I guess you couldn't handle a real woman." "Ahh, Blow it out your nose, Cyrano." The CIA quickly surrounded William Jones and Henry Lacrosse. They were debriefed by different interrogators in different buildings. The investigators both thought that the aliens may have tampered with their brains. The stories they told were strangely similar but obviously impossible. When asked repeatedly why the aliens left they both answered the same way. "It was those nine women, the XWives. They fucked their brains out." The XWives drove off in the distance. After all, they still had to get home and fix supper for their husbands. ------- Read illustrated stories by JoJo Jinx at jojojinx.com <1st attachment end> ----- ASSM Moderation System Notice------ Notice: This post has been modified from its original format. 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