Message-ID: <36117asstr$1018901402@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: X-Original-Message-ID: <20020415153804.24239.qmail@web14311.mail.yahoo.com> From: Anon Sacto MIME-Version: 1.0 X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 08:38:04 -0700 (PDT) Subject: {ASSM} All Men Cheat (MF) [Anoninsac} Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 16:10:02 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation X-Story-Submission: X-Moderator-ID: gill-bates, dennyw Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. Author Anoninsac. Non-commercial re-posts to ASSM or similar venues are allowed provided copyright information remains on the re-posted story. Please do not delete the copyright information. No commercial reprints are authorized. The author appreciates constructive criticism at anoninsac@nospam.yahoo.com, remove the nospam for e-mail address. Any errors in typing are strictly the fault of the keyboard. I know I hit the right key. If you like this story, see my other stories at www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/anoninsac/www. WARNINGS: This story depicts consensual sexual activity between men and women. No testing on animals was involved in the production of this story. If you live in a backward society, like the United States or Afghanistan, in which it is illegal for you to know about sex or read sexual materials immediately delete this from your computer and scourge yourself with a whip for having any sexual thoughts. If you are under the age of 18 please continue to pretend you don't know about sex and continue to get each other pregnant in increasing numbers so that we have more young single mothers raising children. Don't learn about safe sex or contraception as these are tools of the devil. Please do not masturbate while reading this story in public places as this can excite the authorities into rash conduct and result in grave consequences for you. All Men Cheat All men cheat. Some men cheat between their ears and keep their little head in their pants. Some men chase women like it's an obsession. It is an obsession when you think about it. And some men cheat and don't admit it. Eatin' ain't cheatin', it ain't no disgrace. But if her lips are on your willie, it's cheating even if you are the president. All men cheat. The good men and the bad. The smart men and the dumb. The handsome men and the ugly. A few years ago Miami decided to publicize the names of men getting busted chasing hookers on the streets to discourage such pursuits. Well, the first week they caught the local Catholic bishop, a police Captain and the head of the FBI office in Miami. After that, they decided to no longer publicize the busts. Clark Gable was known to use prostitutes. When asked why he paid for sex when he could have any woman in America he answered, "I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave afterward." Or how about the Dean of the Harvard Divinity School having to take a sabbatical because of the porn they found on his office computer? Or Hugh Grant getting busted in his car with a hooker while he was bedding one of the most beautiful women in the world? Makes no sense you say? You're right unless you realize men have no more control over those desires than they have over breathing. I was sitting with a bunch of guys on a coffee break one morning. A statuesque blonde in a tight dress walked through the cafeteria. All our heads turned to follow her out the door. Before I had a chance to turn back I heard Eddie saying, "I don't see how she can even walk." We all looked at Eddie with brows furrowed. "Yep," he said. "She just got fucked twenty times in five seconds." We all broke up. It was true. I looked around and there were twenty guys all looking at the door and every one of those guys had humped that blonde as she walked through the cafeteria. Men are polygamists all the way down to the bone. Nature has designed us that way. We are designed to spread our seeds far and wide because that has always given our ancestors the best chance to pass on their DNA. The more women you hump, the better chance your genes have in making it to the next generation. We are the products of a thousand generations of cheatin' men. And the cheatin'est men were the ones who passed on their traits. Natural selection has worked its way and men just want to have sex all the time with all the women. For us modern men the best you can do is keep your cheatin' bone in your pants and keep your cheating between your ears. I was always able to do that until one day... ***** I was browsing my usual porno, I mean adult oriented, sites. I used a fake e-mail address for signing up for these sites to keep the endless Spam away from my real e-mail. I'd check it every few days and delete the endless solicitations for Viagra, penis enlargement and teen sluts who wanted to take it up the ass. Hmm, if you got the penis enlargement pump, took Viagra and found that teen slut would she really want to take your mechanistic, chemically altered MASSIVE STEEL HARD cock anywhere at all yet alone up her ass? Or would she laugh her ass off at the bruises from that magic pump on your pathetic wiener? Somebody doesn't think very much before they write that crap do they? Or maybe there are men who send off the $39.95 guaranteed to make them a horse-hung stud. Maybe. One e-mail caught my attention: Hi. Did You Post On ASSD Last Night? What the hell? I tried to remember if I had left my e-mail address. I try not to as the damn spambots just pick it up and increase the deluge of ridiculous spam. I clicked on the e-mail. "I really liked what you said. I found it witty but also very true about a serious topic. Hope you don't mind me e-mailing. Do you? Samantha" Who the hell is Samantha? I didn't know anyone named Samantha. It didn't feel like a spam come on. It was certainly flattering to the ego to be told I was bright and witty. So I answered. That's how it started. An innocent e-mail. That's all it took to end up... But I'm getting ahead of myself. Samantha was an interesting and exciting woman. We liked the same things; Kubrick was the greatest director, Walton the finest symphonist, Syrah the best wine. She and I seemed like the same person. She always seemed to know exactly what to say to make me feel better. Then she started to flirt, just a little. I assumed she was across the country. Hell, she could have been in another country for all I knew. I flirted back. Then one day she sent me a fantasy. A very graphic fantasy. One that ended up with me between her legs madly fucking her. Not that I minded having a woman desire me, but it scared me a little. I confessed to being married thinking that would put her off. I mean women don't like to flirt with married men, right? Wrong. She said that was fine. She didn't mind at all. In fact, men need some freedom and she understood that. She wasn't interested in stealing me from my wife. She just wanted to use me for pleasure. She asked me to send one of my fantasies about her. I was still feeling a little unsure, but it was so heady. Almost like champagne to have this women desire me so. I sent her the fantasy that had been going through my dreams nearly every night. In my dream we were both naked. I was behind her kissing her neck. She turned and pressed her body against mine. I kissed down to her breasts taking her nipple in my mouth. My hand cupped her pussy, finding her wet. I worked my finger into her; slowly fucking her while massaging her clitoris with my palm. She begged me to make her cum. I carried her to the bed and fell between her legs, my face buried in her pussy. I ate her until she screamed out her orgasm and flooded my face with her cum. She loved the fantasy telling me that she had made herself cum with her fingers while reading it. But she thought it was too bad that I hadn't cum in my dream. But she knew what that meant. It must be that I was a considerate lover whose concern was making sure my partner's satisfaction came first. It made her want me to see for herself if that was true. I was feeling funny. I was getting too involved. I too wanted to see her. She was invading my waking hours with her fantasies. Her fantasies were becoming mine. I was addicted to the e-mail on my computer, waiting for her next missive, waiting for the next jolt of Samantha drug. She was a drug providing pleasure and becoming irresistible and essential in the process. She sent me a new fantasy about a masquerade ball in her town. I recognized it from the ads in the paper. It was happening here in three weeks. My God. Samantha lived here. Maybe she lived down the street from me. Maybe she was a check out lady at the supermarket. Maybe she was the mayor. Oh God, I hoped not. That was one battle-ax of a woman. I shuddered at the thought. The next e-mail from me described the masquerade ball so that Samantha would know that we lived in the same city. I waited in horrid fascination wondering what would happen. I could think of a thousand outcomes. Everything from, she would be frightened that I was stalking her and I'd never hear from her again to she'd send me her address and invite me to come over tonight. I waited. When it came she was practically screaming in response. We were in the same city. She was so excited and happy. We had to find a way to get together. Then she said that she had the perfect idea. Why not get together at the masquerade ball? Nobody would know who we were. We could meet and nobody would be the wiser. I knew that was impossible. How could I take my wife to a ball so I could meet another woman? Impossible. Until later that day. My wife had to go out of town in three weeks, leaving Friday afternoon, the night of the ball and coming back Sunday afternoon. I just shook my head. It was like the universe was scheming to get Samantha and me together. Some wild Kismet was orchestrating work and geography and time to throw us together. Fate is implacable and only a fool resists his fate. I said yes to Samantha's idea. She told me to go to a specific costume shop that she just visited and told me what to wear. She also described her costume that was on hold so I could recognize her that night. I did as ordered. The days leading up to the ball were spent exchanging wild fantasies of what would happen that night. An orgy would break out and the entire ballroom floor would be covered with copulating couples. We'd sneak under the main table and screw while people filled their plates with food only to be discovered as Samantha screamed out her orgasm. Or we'd sneak back behind the band and I would dance inside her in time with the music until we both had shuddering orgasms. I kissed my wife as she headed off to the airport on the fateful Friday. As soon as her car disappeared around the corner I rushed off to the costume store to pick up my apparel for the evening. I was to be dressed in a long black cape and black slacks. The mask covered my eyes and forehead but left the mouth free. Samantha had a female version of the outfit except her mask had long iridescent green feathers creating an exotic look. I went home to wait. I kept looking at the time. The hours dragged by. Finally, it was time to get dressed. I admit to feeling a bit absurd. Luckily it was dark by the time I left and hoped the neighbors wouldn't see me. I arrived just as they opened the doors. I wandered around sipping wine and looking for the costume. Some people had masks but many did not. I was looking for a black mask with long green feathers. I saw her across the dance floor. She was standing and looking at me. I could tell she was waiting for me to see her. As soon as did, she set down her glass and turned to walk toward the back of the room. I followed. She was waiting at a side door almost hidden behind a potted tree. As soon as I was close she disappeared through the door. Following her I saw her disappear through another door. I hurried to catch her but again I saw another door closing on her back. I rushed forward to open the door and saw that it led outside to a darkened court. I saw her crossing the court in the faint light. Tracing her footsteps I came to an alcove hidden from view and by the surrounding dark. She had turned and was waiting for me. As I walked up she put her arms around my neck and pulled me to her for a kiss that started slowly but built to a kiss of wild passion. When we broke I started to say something but she put her finger to my lips. I recognized this as one of the fantasies she had sent to me. I knew what was coming next. She knelt in front of me and pulled out my cock already three-quarters erect. She licked the tip before taking it in her mouth. I was quickly hard as she worked her mouth around my cock. Once I was hard she stood and lifted her dress revealing that she wore nothing underneath. She turned and bared her ass to me while leaning on a sash in the wall. I moved behind her and reached between her legs. My hand slid between her labia. She was wet and I spread her lubricating juices around her pussy. Taking my cock in hand I guided it to her opening. It entered her hot pussy easily. I grabbed her ass and started fucking her trying to use the leverage to rub my cock against her clitoris. Starting slowly I let the intensity and tempo build until I was pounding into the white ass before me. Because of the dark and her black clothes it was like I was fucking a disembodied ass and legs. A magical ass that was jutting from the wall just to be fucked. The pressure was mounting and the pre-cum tingles were working their way into my balls. Samantha started to moan softly and was pushing back to meet every stroke. I felt my cock bathed in sudden heat and wetness as she gasped and moaned. Knowing that she was cumming pushed me over the edge and I emptied myself into her waiting pussy. Drained from cumming, I pulled out of her and fell back against the wall. Samantha stood and came over to kiss me. We broke the kiss and I said, "That was wonderful." She kissed me again before stepping back to adjust her dress. My head fell back against the wall and I closed my eyes to let the sensations wash through my body. I had just had a fantasy come to life. How strange it all was. Meeting Samantha that way. The subtle flirting that set the stage. The discovery that we both lived here all leading to this moment of completion. I opened my eyes and saw only black courtyard. Samantha had disappeared. Stuffing my cock back in the slacks I quickly re-traced my steps. Back in the ballroom I looked all over for her but she was gone. I wandered around for a while hoping she would reappear but she never did. I finished a glass of wine I had picked up and headed home. When I got home I noticed the bedroom light was on. Funny, I thought I had turned it off. But I was so distracted I could have left the door wide open and wouldn't have noticed. I threw the mask and cape on the living room couch to remind me to take them back first thing Saturday morning. I walked into the bedroom and stopped in the doorway. A sick feeling descended on me. My stomach knotted up and I felt briefly like I was going to be physically sick. On the bed, my wife lay stretched out, completely naked reading a book. "I wondered when you were going to get home," she said in a neutral tone of voice as she threw her book on the end table. I couldn't say anything. I was waiting for the world to end when out of the corner of my eye I saw something. On the door to her closet was a black dress. On the hanger was a mask with long iridescent green feathers. In an instant it all became clear. It wasn't fate orchestrating my downfall. It was my wife. She knew every button to push. No wonder Samantha was just like me. No wonder she knew exactly what to say and when. I looked at my wife lying and the bed and she smiled at me. All I could say was, "Why?" "Because I wanted to and because I knew you'd like it. I've seen the look in your eye sometimes. The seven-year itch building. So I decided to scratch it before you did yourself. Look at this way. You get to cheat and you don't have to feel guilty afterward. It's the best of both worlds." "But I did cheat, at least I thought I did." She laughed. "All men cheat in their minds. I just wanted to make sure that when you did it, it was with me. And it was fun, wasn't it?" I nodded. "I was telling the truth about making myself cum from your fantasies. Do you know how many time I had to go to the bathroom at work and bring myself off or I would have left a wet spot on my chair? Now, come here and fuck me. It's my turn. I don't want that slutty bitch to be the only one to get laid tonight." I stripped off my clothes and walked over to the bed. She rolled to the edge and took my cock in her mouth. It quickly responded. When it was hard she rolled over to the middle and spread her legs. I lay between them as she took my cock and guided it to her pussy. She was still wet from our earlier fuck and I slipped in easily. "Fuck me," she said. "Fuck me like you did that slut." So I did. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! 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