Message-ID: <33951asstr$1007961005@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: Mime-Version: 1.0 X-Original-Message-ID: From: J R D Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" ; format="flowed" X-ASSTR-Arrival-Date: Sun, 9 Dec 2001 17:01:40 -0900 Subject: {ASSM} Bad Wishing:Expectant Parents Date: Mon, 10 Dec 2001 00:10:05 -0500 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation X-Story-Submission: X-Moderator-ID: Lambchop, gill-bates Had to get a new email, so I'm reposting my old works under the new addy to get it out. Patty's back again. Once more foolish mortals don't consider the full implications of their wishes. This time I incorporated a reader's suggestion and tied Patty into the SRU universe (hope I'm not treading on any toes here). Have fun. Now, onto the boring stuff ------------------------- DISCLAIMERS ------------------------- This story contains scenes of an erotic and/or controversial nature, and is not intended for the perusal of minors. Further if perusal of such material is considered illegal in your area or immoral by your religion or personal beliefs, you should likewise bypass this story. This story remains the property of the author. Permission is granted to download, photocopy, copy and repost so long as any such action contains these disclaimers, and no attempt is made to profit from this story. All characters in this story are the creation of the author, and any resemblance to real persons, alive or dead, are purely coincidental. This story may contain aspects of fantastic science or magic. The parameters of what this science/magic can accomplish are completely at the discretion of me, the author, and, as such, I make no apologies for any rules of "real" physics, chemistry, biology, or magic that may be broken within the story. ------------------------- Now onto the fun stuff ------------------------- BAD WISHING 3:EXPECTANT PARENTS Leo and Maya stared at the pregnancy test hopefully. Finally, crestfallen, Maya said, "Negative." Leo kissed his wife. "It's okay, hun. There's always next month." "You've been saying that for six month now. We've finally agreed that it's the perfect time to start a family, but no matter how hard we try, we can't seem to make it happen." "Hey, Rome wasn't built in a day. It'll happen." Leo gave his wife a quick kiss and went out into the other room. Maya sat down, despondent. She wanted a baby so bad, but after a half year of trying, she was beginning to wonder if maybe there was something physically wrong with her or Leo. She wanted to go to a fertility clinic, but their services weren't covered by the health insurance Leo had. It was a bit ironic that if she got pregnant, the baby and the pregnancy would be covered, but just getting pregnant was not. She went upstairs to her room. She sat on the bed for a minute before remembering a gift her mother had given her on her wedding day. It had been kind of mysterious. Her mother had taken her aside and given her this old, old coin. She had said to be very careful with it, hopefully to pass it on to one of her children, but she also said that if she ever needed help, was in real dire straits, she should hold the coin to her heart and call out for help. She went to her lingerie drawer (the one place she was sure Leo would never go), dug all the way to the back and pulled out the coin. Her mother had told her to save it for her kids, but if Maya didn't get some help, she'd never have kids to pass it on to. She held the coin tightly to her breast and called out for help. Almost instantly, she heard, "Now what can I be doing to help, me-lassie?" She opened her eyes and saw a two foot tall man, dressed in green, standing there smoking a pipe. "You... You're a..." "A leprechaun. Patty be me name. Glad to meet you." "But... why are you here?" "Because of that coin yuir holdin', lass. Your great, great, great, great,... many, many greats grandmother helped me when I was young, so I gave her a wish as repayment. She was a simple lady and didn't feel she had a use for it, so I gave her one of me coins so that she or one of her childer could call on me should they ever want to use the wish. Now will you be wantin' to use the family wish, or save it for a child of yours?" Maya was incredulous, and for a brief second wondered if she was dreaming, but wasn't going to pass up a chance to get what she needed. "If I don't get some help, I don't think I'm going to have a baby to pass anything on to." "So you want to be pregnant? Simple enough. Just hold the coin and wish for it." Maya looked at the coin for a second and thought about it. She could have the baby that she and Leo wanted, but what about the next time? She wanted a BIG family. So she considered it for a while, held the coin and wished, "I wish my husband and I could get pregnant just by wanting it whenever we had sex." "Uhm, lassie, perhaps you might want to be rethinkin' the wordin' on that particular wish." "Can't you grant it?" "Yes, but I think ye ought to know, I am obliged to grant the wish exactly as worded, not as intended. It's kind of a law of wishes. I think ye may be wanting to rethink the words you use." Maya thought about it, but didn't see what was wrong with her wish. "I wish my husband and I could get pregnant just by wanting it when we had sex." Patty shook his head. Mortals rarely thought their wishes through, but with a little twist, Patty could grant this wish and still make them happy. With a snap of his fingers, and a shower of light, Patty and the coin faded from view. Maya felt a tingle in her gut and was prepared to go have sex with her husband, when she heard a scream from downstairs where she left her husband. She rushed off as fast as she could, wondering what was wrong. ************ IN A PLACE BETWEEN PLACES... Dannie was sweeping the store floor when she heard the tinkle of the bell over the door. She knew that the store was currently between malls, which should've made it inaccessible, and looked over to the old man for guidance. But the wizard who ran the "Spells 'R' Us" store seemed thoroughly nonplused when a two foot tall man dressed all in green walked in. He looked over and said, "Hey, Patty, how's tricks?" Patty walked right up to the counter, which was now low enough for Patty to look over. "Can't complain. Can't complain." "This a social visit, or business?" "Little of both. Need to make a deposit, but then we can talk." The Wizard waved his hand and a large pot filled with gold coins appeared on the counter. Patty pulled some items out of his pocket (a couple rings, a gold pen, and a couple coins) and dropped them into the pot. As soon as they stopped moving, there was a bit of magic and anything that wasn't a coin shifted forms into a coin. The Wizard then said, "Since we're handling business first, your rental fees are almost due." "Of course, of course. Never let it be said that Patty O'Toole ever welshed on a debt. I believe our agreement was one gold coin?" "One coin from as far down in the pot as you can reach, Patty." Patty reached as far into the pot as he could. "Of course, old friend." After a second Patty pulled his hand out. In it was one coin. "A bit expensive, but well worth it. The ends of rainbows just aren't as safe as they used to be." Patty flipped the coin, and with a one handed snatch, the old man caught it in mid-air. "And that covers you for another decade. Now what else can I get for you?" "Got any of that tobacco I like? I'm running a bit low." "Sure. In my private stash. Come on in back." Dannie continued her work as the old man and the leprechaun went in back. About a half hour later, they came back, Patty saying, "So this twit wishes for a job where he'd have a lot of people under him, all of whom HAD to listen to him." The old man stroked his beard, contemplating Patty's words. "I can think of a half dozen ways to change that wish to have little fun. What'd you do?" "Why, me old friend, you know full well I can't CHANGE a wish. Surely you're not insinuating that Patty O'Toole would ever handle a wish in violation of the rules set down millennia ago?" The wizard laughed. "Of course not. Let's just say you might have 'creatively re-interpreted' his words. But how did you handle him?" "Changed him into a housewife. I was going to make him a single mother, but I sold his wife a wish, and she wished they were still married, so now she's the husband, and he the wife." "Wonderful. Are you sure you can't stay longer? Your visits are so rare." "Wish I could, but gold won't collect itself. Next time I'll try to schedule more time for socializing." "It's a deal, Patty." After Patty left, Dannie was thinking about their visitor when she heard the wizard say, "Yes, that was a real leprechaun." "And you store his gold for him?" "Yes. Although I store his gold mostly to bring him back here every once in a while. If you ever get to be centuries old, you learn to appreciate those who can share your extended view of time." "Is that why you charge him so little? One gold a decade?" "My dear, that's one bit of leprechaun gold a decade. Leprechaun gold is powerful magic, and the longer it sits inside a faerie pot, the more powerful it gets. But even without that extra power, the coin would be worth it. Faerie magic cannot be duplicated by any person without fae blood." "Is faerie magic more powerful?" "In some ways, but it's far more unpredictable in nature. Only a fae can control all its effects." "Then why is it so valuable? If it can't be controlled...?" "Why, my dear, sometimes it's the unpredictability that makes it so fun to use." The wizard pulled the coin out and flipped it into the air. "The fact is," he snatched the coin on its way down, "I actually got the better end of this deal. Don't forget to dust those shelves." ************ NINE MONTHS LATER... Maya's doctor told her, "Okay, on the next contraction I want you to really bear down and push." Maya lay in bed, fully in labor, and wanting this to be all over. The worst part was, her "husband" wasn't here with her. But he had problems of his own right now. In another room, Lee Ann (once Leo) was giving birth to a child of "his" own. "One more push and your baby should come right out." She pushed once more and felt the baby inside her slide out. She soon had the crying babe placed into her arms and felt it was all worthwhile. She had been shocked (to the point of screaming) when "he" had suddenly changed into a she. Maya then came into the room, as shocked as he. She didn't understand what had happened, but both then had this need to have sex. At the time, Lee still had his dick and had gladly serviced his wife. But as soon as he came, things shifted and Maya had the dick and was doing her. As soon as she came, the dick popped off, becoming a plastic dildo. When Maya explained her exact wish, Leo figured it out. She had wished that her husband AND she could get pregnant, so he had changed so he could get pregnant, too. And sure enough, when they both took pregnancy tests, his was just as positive as hers. There had been some rough times between them after that (particularly since no one remembered Lee Ann, forcing him to change his life around), but Lee needed Maya, so they stayed together. But now, with a baby of her own, Lee realized this was for the best. He understood his wife so much more, and loved his babies (her own and Maya's), and the multiple orgasms were to die for. The magic dildo that used to be his genitals had to be handled with care. It attached itself to either of their crotches with only the lightest pressure and stayed there until orgasm, whereupon it became the dick of the other until another orgasm was reached. Lee also seemed to know that if they weren't pregnant and either wanted another child, both would become so. But it was worth it. Strangely enough, Lee loved her new life. -- "This is reality, not T.V. Can't you tell the difference?" "Sure. I just like T.V. better." 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