Message-ID: <25948asstr$966946207@assm.asstr-mirror.org> X-Original-Path: corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail From: "Jack of all Trades" X-Original-Message-ID: X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4133.2400 Subject: {ASSM} Nakita the Collage Slut (MMF, FF, Oral, Anal, Spam Parody) Jack of all Trades Date: Tue, 22 Aug 2000 08:10:07 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation X-Story-Submission: X-Moderator-ID: RuiJorge, IceAltar, dennyw, apuleius {ASSM} Nakita the Collage Slut (MMF, FF, Oral, Anal, Spam Parody) Jack of all Trades This work of fiction is for the entertainment of adults in locations where it is legal. If it is illegal in your location, don't read it! This work is copyrighted. Reposting or any other use is strictly prohibited without the express, written permission of the copyright holder. E-mail me, I'll probably give you permission. I just want to know and control where it is posted. This story may be posted as part of a review or to the ASSM archive. My thanks to Expert Editor, Ruthie, for her editing and suggestions. Any errors you find are my fault not hers. Tell me what you liked, or didn't like. Please! E-mail address: jackofalltrades@post.com My stories can be found at my website: http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/j/wwwoat or http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Jack_of_all_Trades/ Copyright 2000 by Jack of all Trades As I was strolling through ASS one day, in the merry, merry month of May... Well actually it was the dog days of August and something struck me funny when I read a spam post, "Nakita the Collage Slut." It was evident from the posting that whatever Nakita's other qualities, spelling was not amongst them. (She's since cleaned up her act, posting another spam message with the spelling corrected, but I digress.) So it struck me funny, and as I am wont to do from time to time, I wrote a story around the spam. This joins my other spam parody "My Jugs Flow Huge." Who knows, if spammers persist in posting lame-brained messages, I might just be able to put together an album of takeoffs on them. I hope you find it amusing and maybe even arousing. My heartfelt thanks to my editor and friend, Ruthie. She gives her time and skills to make me look good. You benefit. Thank her if you get a chance. Jack of all Trades Nakita the Collage Slut Nakita hummed softly with the stereo as she sorted through the pictures, tossing most on the discard pile on the floor near her chair, the rest on the smaller, but still substantial, pile on the dinette table. One more box to sort and then she was done. She picked up another picture and studied it with a critical eye while she hummed. It was slightly out of focus and just wouldn't do for what she had in mind. She tossed it into the discard pile. The door to the apartment opened and Nakita turned to see her roommate, Jaci, coming inside. Nakita smiled at her and returned to her task. Jaci dropped her book bag on the couch and came over to Nakita. "Taking a trip down memory lane?" she asked as she approached. Nakita tossed another picture into the discard pile. "Sort of. I wanted to give Scott something to remember me by for the next few months, while I'm stuck here in school and he's out there with women throwing themselves at his feet." Jaci glanced at the pictures strewn on the floor and laughed. "I take it you're not putting together an album for him to take home to mom." She grabbed a picture from the discard pile and studied it. The picture showed a naked Nakita sitting comfortably astride a naked Scott. It just wasn't fair. Nakita was so damn beautiful it made her eyes swim. Her chestnut brown hair, cut shoulder length and swept back at the sides of her face, framed creamy, alabaster skin with nary a flaw in it. Tan silver dollar nipples, begging for a mouth to suck on them, graced perfect breasts that stood out proudly from her chest. Slightly above her belly button was a tattoo of a single red rose, its stem curled down and circling her navel. Jaci showed the picture to Nakita. "What's wrong with this one?" she asked. "Oh nothing much, it just isn't sexy enough. I want pictures that will make him hard and remind him of what he has so he doesn't stray." "Like he would. You've had him wrapped around your finger from the day you two met." She tapped the picture. "I think it's sexy, it makes me wet." "Waking up makes you wet," Nakita laughed. "Only when you wake me," Jaci shot back. Nakita raised a thin dark eyebrow. "You can't possibly be horny after this morning." Jaci smiled. "Eat me," she replied. "If I must, but after I get this done. If you help me I'll be done all the faster." One of the things that made Scott perfect for Nakita was his complete acceptance of her need for lesbian love. He'd been so turned on when Nakita told him he had practically fucked her all night. Since then they had occasionally done threesomes with another woman. Jaci had often figured in those threesomes. "I have to look at pictures of you getting fucked until we sort through them all, then after we're done you'll eat me? God, the things I do for love." "Not love, sex. And if it's too much for you, you don't have to help." "Don't be silly, I'd love to," Jaci said as she pulled out a chair and sat beside Nakita. She grabbed a picture out of the box and looked at it, letting out a soft moaning sigh. "Jaci, the idea is to sort the pictures, not drool over them." "I can't help it. Who is this?" she asked pointing to a picture of a well-hung man, his head cut off by the camera, watching Nakita astride Scott. "Throw it in the reject pile. That's Jerry Lasiter." "That's Jerry Lasiter! If I'd only known. When did you take this?" "After homecoming sophomore year, Scott, Jerry, and I went to a bar for some drinks. Scott was really horny, rubbing himself against me while pointing out available women to Jerry. Jerry kept blowing them off as not his type, so Scott asked him what his type was and Jerry said someone like me. By then I'd had two margaritas and was randy as hell. I was ready to jump Scott there in the bar. I whispered in his ear how horny I was and told him I'd take them both on if he couldn't ditch Jerry. Five seconds later we were on our way back here. "We barely got into the bedroom. All of us started ripping off clothes as soon as the door was shut. Scott set up the camera as I got out of my bra and panties, then he lay on the floor. I just squatted over him, lined him up, and dropped. I was coming before I hit bottom. Scott made these rapid little thrusts bouncing me up and down while I screamed and came forever." "What was Jerry doing while all this was going on?" "He was stroking his meat. His eyes were just huge like he couldn't believe what he was seeing. Scott said something I didn't hear and he came over to stand beside us, holding out that long cock. I took one look then dove on to it, sucking it into my mouth. He's so big I could barely fit half of it in. I was going to town slurping on his cock while Scott bounced me up and down. About every tenth stroke I'd come and moan. Jerry would echo it and Scott would just bounce me harder. Then Scott reached down and pinched my clit. I spit out Jerry's cock as I screamed, then came so hard I thought I'd pass out. Scott clutched me tight to his chest driving his cock into me while I babbled and shook. God, it was a trip." "So then what happened?" "After I came down Scott said to Jerry, 'Nakita isn't being a very good hostess. There's KY in the bed stand.' Then Scott starts whispering to me, 'I want to feel you take him up your ass. Will you do that for me, sexy Nakita?' I was so zoned out after I came I just nodded. Then I felt Jerry working the cold KY into my ass. His finger felt so good I started to shiver and shake. 'You want this Nakita, don't you?' Scott asked me and I nodded. 'Go ahead, Jerry, she's ready,' he said to him. "Jerry put the head of his cock against my asshole and started pushing. He's so big it hurt a little at first and then it started sliding in. Scott was holding me tight to his chest while I shook and moaned and still Jerry was sliding deeper into me. I felt so full and it kept going deeper and deeper. The whole time Scott is whispering how he can feel Jerry sliding into me. I don't know if Jerry hit something inside me or not, but all of a sudden I felt like I was on fire. I started screaming and coming. Jerry drove what was left into me, then withdrew as Scott drove up, then Jerry drove down, then Scott drove up. I felt like a rag doll being bounced between the two of them. I was coming constantly, my stomach and ass hurt from all the contractions. Still they kept bouncing me back and forth. Then Jerry slammed down into me and I felt this white-hot fire in my gut. Scott slammed upward and I felt him spurting into my cunt. I screamed and passed out. It was great." "Jesus," Jaci whispered softly. "You didn't do that really, did you? Tell me you just made that up to make me hot." Nakita just smiled and began searching through her stack of saved pictures. She found what she wanted and handed it to Jaci. The picture showed Nakita sandwiched between Scott and Jerry. It was obvious she was impaled on both. Nakita's mouth was open as if she were screaming. Scott's face was all scrunched up like he was fighting not to come. Jerry's head was thrown back, his mouth open like he was howling to the moon. "You really did it," Jaci whispered softly as one hand slipped into her lap to press between her legs. Nakita's story alone had soaked her panties, but this picture... She squirmed and moaned softly. Nakita reached over and grabbed Jaci's wrist, pulling Jaci's hand from between her legs. "Huh-uh, not until we get this done." Nakita choked back a laugh at the expression on Jaci's face. Her eyes were almost crossed with arousal. "Please," Jaci pleaded. Nakita shook her head and grabbed a few more pictures from the box. There were only a few left now. Jaci shook her head and took another picture out of the box. She gasped, then stood up, tossing the picture onto the table. Jaci grabbed Nakita's chair and turned it, then she dropped to her knees in front of Nakita, her hands clawing at Nakita's shorts. Nakita glanced at the picture Jaci had been looking at and decided it definitely went in the keeper pile. She raised her hips as Jaci ripped her shorts and panties out from under her. Nakita spread her legs in an invitation Jaci didn't need or want. Jaci's head shot forward until her lips were planted firmly against Nakita's cunt. Then her lips and tongue went wild as Jaci feasted on the damp flesh. Nakita sat back shifting her hips forward slightly. A grunt of thanks was audible between the wet smacking sounds of Jaci lapping at her cunt. Nakita grabbed the picture and looked at it. In it she was propped up on a pillow, her legs splayed widely. With one hand her fingers opened the lips of her bare cunt. The contrast between the pure white of her skin and the pink within was alluring. Nikita preferred being bare and Scott loved it. The picture showed that she was obviously aroused. You could see her juices glistening. Her other hand was at her mouth. Her tongue was licking at her fingers, cleaning off the juices that had accumulated when they were buried inside her. Yes the picture was definitely a keeper. If it had this effect on Jaci, Nakita could imagine the effect it would have on Scott. Jaci's tongue was fluttering all around Nakita's clit. Nakita squirmed and moaned softly as she felt the ball of tension that was her impending orgasm build inside her. Oh, she loved it when Jaci lost control. Jaci was nipping at Nakita's clit, worrying it with her tongue, and dragging her small teeth all over the sensitive flesh. Nakita grabbed Jaci's head and held it tightly to her cunt. Nakita's head whipped from side to side, fanning out her chestnut hair all around her face. She whimpered and moaned while Jaci's tongue toyed with her clit. Then Jaci sucked Nakita's clit into her mouth and clamped it tightly between her teeth. Nakita howled as the sensations of orgasm coursed through her. Jaci's tongue rasped over and around the end of her clit, prolonging the orgasm that was ravaging her. Nakita gasped and panted for air as Jaci released her clit and took one last swipe with her tongue. Jaci rested on her knees smiling up at Nakita while she caught her breath. When she did, she lunged forward and drove Jaci onto her back. It was Nakita's turn to go wild. She clawed at Jaci's shorts and panties, stripping them from the woman. Nakita's eyes took in the sight of Jaci's golden blonde curls soaked by her juices, then Nakita dove in and went to town. Jaci came from the first touch of Nakita's tongue on her cunt. She twined her fingers into Nakita's glorious hair and held her face tight against her pussy. Jaci whimpered and moaned, rocking from side to side as Nakita's active tongue took her quickly through orgasm and climbing into another. She drove her higher and higher until the orgasms became so intense she could barely breath. Then Nakita's tongue slowed and traced lightly over the raw, sensitive flesh while after-shock tremors shook Jaci. Jaci caught her breath and opened her eyes. While she had been thrashing through the throes of her orgasm her arm had knocked over a box. There inside was the Polaroid camera Nakita had used to take all those pictures. Jaci grabbed the camera, tilted her head upward and looked through the viewfinder. Nakita was lost in her own little world, oblivious to what Jaci was doing. Jaci waited until Nakita's tongue was fully extended, tracing between Jaci's pink swollen lips. Jaci pressed the button and the flash went off. She laughed at the surprised look on Nakita's face as the camera whirred and a picture spat out. Jaci took the picture and watched it start to develop while Nikita sat up. "That was a dirty trick," Nakita observed. "Just one more picture for the gallery," Jaci laughed. The image was coming into sharper focus. God, Nakita looked sexy, the picture was making Jaci want her all over again. When it was fully developed she handed the picture to Nakita. "That goes in the keep pile." Nakita stood up, grabbed the last picture from the box on the table, looked at it disdainfully, and tossed it onto the discard pile. "That's the last of them. Now we need to put the good ones together." She cleared off some room on the table, took a piece of poster board that was lying on the counter, and placed it on the table. She began placing pictures on the poster board at random, occasionally adjusting one she had placed before. Jaci stood up and looked over her shoulder. "God, you're hot," she whispered into Nakita's ear. "I know," Nakita laughed. "As soon as I get these placed and glued we can try to cool each other down." She placed one last picture into a bare space. "What do you think?" "You look good enough to eat." "You've got a one-track mind." "This little collage makes it impossible to think of anything else." "It needs a title." "I'll try to think of one." Nakita took a glue stick out of an art store bag, then began gluing the pictures to the poster board. She pressed the last one into place then took a last look at her creation. "If this doesn't keep his mind on me nothing will," she said softly. She looked over her shoulder at Jaci. "No pressure, but we can't go to bed until you give me a title." "I've got it," Jaci laughed. "Nakita, the Collage Slut." "Oooh, I love it!" She took a black felt-tipped marker out of the bag and carefully lettered the collage. It looked perfect. She capped the marker and dropped it onto the table beside her creation. Nakita turned and pulled Jaci into a long soulful kiss. Their fingers twined together. "Time for bed," she whispered softly, tugging Jaci toward the bedroom. THE END -- Jack of all Trades E-mail: jackofalltrades@post.com My stories can be found at: http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/j/wwwoat or http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Jack_of_all_Trades/ -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ----- send stories to: | | FAQ: Moderator: | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Archive: Hosted by Alt.Sex.Stories Text Repository | |, an entity supported entirely by donations. | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+