Message-ID: <25110asstr$963234605@assm.asstr-mirror.org> X-Original-Path: not-for-mail From: Dirt Nap X-Original-Message-ID: <8ka154$3od$7@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net> Reply-To: Mkarl2000@hotmail.com Subject: {ASSM} America's Most Em-BARE-ASS-ING Home Surveillance Videos: The PILOT By Mkarl Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2000 09:10:05 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation X-Story-Submission: X-Moderator-ID: gill-bates, IceAltar Copyright (C) 2000, mkarl. ALL Rights Reserved This story may not be reproduced in any form for profit or on another website without the written permission of the author. The author may be contacted by writing mrdouble@mrdouble.com, mrdouble@mindspring.com, or mrdouble@ix.netcom.com. Original posting date: Wednesday PM, February 09, 2000 A Resident Author story from MrDouble's archive, Filename: bareass.txt http://www.mrdouble.com [F/Dog/NC] The dog begins the "date" with a quick kiss to the lovely Lisa's mouth. Fresh from the shower, the bitch has no lipstick and so King just gets a nice receptive human mouth to slobber his tongue into; at least, the girl's mouth is receptive in so much as it is open to try to voice her protests. America's Most Em-BARE-ASS-ING Home Surveillance Videos: The PILOT Your host of humiliation, mkarl Story will contain [F/Dog/NC] Hot on the heals of North American's finally getting the good taste to stop watching trek like America's Funniest Home Videos comes this totally dated attempt by mkarl to cash in on the concept for an erotic spoof. READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION! Consider if you will: a studio setting, a crowd of voyeuristic fans, and a smarmy moronic host who thinks he is funny, these are the building blocks that establish the illusion of a television show environment modeled after America's Funniest Home Video's. It was a show that lasted way too long where people submitted their own embarrassing home videos in an attempt to earn small cash prizes for their humiliations. It led me to wonder just how great a humiliation a person might be willing to expose to a national audience in order to get their "15 minuets of fame." For the purpose of this story, please allow that there have been several videos already aired as this is a contest show, but frankly for convenience's sake, I will only be illuminating one shameful scenario here. If the story goes well enough for my own enjoyment, and if anyone else likes the format enough to let me know; I may make this a series. For now I simply hope you enjoy the rather awkward situation Lisa Baum of Sacramento, California recently found herself in. *** Mkarl: [the host] "Okay, that was "MOMMY CAUGHT WITH THE PAPER BOY" and "DADDY DOING THE BABY-SITTER." Crowd: [smattering of applause] Mkarl: "Our next most em-bare-ass-ing home surveillance video was submitted from Sacramento K9 Home Protection Services and stars a very lovely twenty-year-old, brunette. For those keeping score at home the relevant numbers are 5'6" and 110 pounds, with a very curvaceous 36C-23-34 to complete the package. Great legs, great face, great rack, and a mouth watering ass all played their "parts" to have our hero, Mr. IAMA DEVIPERV, select miss Lisa Baum to get a little more than she bargained for when she recently was put in contact with Sacramento K9 to provide her with protection from the big, nasty world. Ladies and Gentleman, put your hands together for Mr. IAMA DEVIPERV. Crowd: [polite smattering of applause as a rather average if not actually unattractive guy enters from stage right. He waves at the crowd even though they really couldn't care less] IAMA: "HELLO AMERICA'S MOST EM-BARE-ASS-ING HOME SURVEILLANCE VIDEOS." Mkarl: "MR. DEVIPERV, I must say I have already previewed your video, and I must say that I give you my full cock salute." IAMA: "Thank you, it was something the guys were thinking for a while with all these young single cunts out there acting like they could ever be safe. I mean the dumb bitches are coming to us for the protection instead of getting themselves a husband like they should, so by the time miss Baum entered our preview, we had King ready for action." Mkarl: "King is the rather "LARGE" Great Dane that stars in the video we are about to watch." IAMA: "Exactly, A very bright animal, and delightfully well "equipped" for the mission we were assigning to the lucky beast. I have to say that a couple of us weren't all that sure we could train him just right, but maybe King is just a extremely special dog, or maybe we just got damn fortunate cause as you can affirm from having watched the video yourself; we really got a WINNER here, huh?" Mkarl: "It was a unanimous vote from our judges, but it is only fair that the audience sees that you were a very worthy winner in our inaugural pilot episode of our show, so please why don't you quickly finish the background so we can start to roll tape. IAMA: "Yeah, right, well, as I said, women belong at home bare foot and pregnant. Nothing pisses me off more than when I ask a bitch out and she thinks she can say no. Way the boys and I figure it, the situation is getting worse with all these cunts leaving home and trying to live on their own or with other cunts like fucking lesbians or something. I gotta tell you that at least 75% of our requests for home protection systems come from these little bitches like they are going to deny even the guy that wants to break in the middle of the night. Anyhow, we got to make a living so we put the systems in, but it really pains me to see some special piece of ass and know if I get that urge the next Saturday that I ain't going to get my satisfactions if I drop back for a late night visit." Mkarl: "And you get that urge a lot?" IAMA: "Sure, don't we all. That's why we came up with the plan to have King ready to go, and his training wasn't complete more than a week when we got the contact from the senior Mr. Baum that little Lisa was out on her own and the dude wanted some protection for princess." Mkarl: "So it was actually the father that set up the daughter? He wasn't "in" on it, was he?" IAMA: "Daddy? Naw, he just gave us a phone and told us to head on over to 788 White Street cause he wanted us to install some perimeter cameras and provide the little angle with a K9." Mkarl: "Okay, so you head over to the apartment and I guess Lisa wins what was behind door number two." IAMA: "Sure, I did the call myself, and first thing I think when I lay my eyes on this cunt is that I could have myself a good time breaking that little bed of hers in the master bedroom. Anyhow, the bitch has it all going on: the long dark hair, those "fuck-me" eyes, those "made-to-be-kissed" ruby red smackers. and I'm playing it cool, right? I ask the cunt about a boyfriend and stuff but you got to be there to get the attitude." Mkarl: "She's not in to doing the bump and grind with you?" IAMA: "No, and the bitch is looking at me like she is just too damn good for it all. I think she didn't even want to leave us alone in the apartment for the camera installations, like we were going to fucking thieve something. It really made me smile when finally the cunt had to run off to class leaving us to get busy." Mkarl: "Okay, so you decided to install the surveillance cameras throughout the entire apartment to ensure your able to capture all the action, and than you called back to the kennel for King." IAMA: "Well, of course, with a K9, it is a little more complicated. We got to give the cunt some lessons to familiarize her, slut-self with the animal. I mean King had himself a program trained into him that would really be a spectacular show, but in order to best be assure that the stupid cunt would never have an opportunity to come back at us with any ignorant law suits or nothing, than we had to make it all look accidental like it was all the bitches fault to begin with, if you follow what I mean." Mkarl: "Right, so this is a little convoluted, but basically you trained a dog to administer your own version of justice to a young bitch who had dared to say no to you; and through circumstance, the lovely Lisa Baum of 887 Whyte Street, Sacramento was selected to be that bitch getting your justice." IAMA: "That was that, and now that we had our fun with the cunt for these past five months we are going to win the $10, 000 top price tonight by letting the whole world know what a humiliated dog-raped bitch, Lisa has been, so shout out to you princess if your sitting at home, smile cause daddy may be watching." Mkarl: "ROLL TAPE NOW." *** The view changes and we are suddenly watching through the eyes of the many hidden cameras which had been secretly installed throughout the private single apartment of twenty-year-old, Lisa Baum. The voice that accompanies the footage is that of the humiliated girl herself, coerced from her with the thoroughly laughable promise that her cooperation would save her this public unveiling. "Hi, I am Lisa Baum, 20 years old. I used to have a shitty attitude about guys. I left home last year to attend university here in Sacramento, California. After someone broke into my apartment and boosted my crap, dad decided I needed a dog to be here when I was at class. I always liked dogs so I thought it would be cool until the guys at Sacramento K9 Home Protection Services decide I was going to be shown a new way to be the "bitch" I always was and to find out why dog" are really called man's best friend." Our view shows Lisa: walking from her room to room, eating, brushing her teeth, laying snuggled under the comforter in her bed, and even sitting on the toilet to establish that every ounce of her privacy is ours to enjoy. Lisa continues the voice over as the view changes to profile a very handsome animal. "This is King. He is behaving himself at the moment, but don't let his demeanor fool you. I guess they want me to make this good so let me tell you all that King is a first class stud. I never knew that he was a stud when he first came to my apartment. All I was looking for was a watch dog, so I had no way to suspect that what he would be watching for was an opportunity to jump my ass. I guess I am suppose to say I deserved it for looking too good and being a cock teaser, so whatever you all want to hear to make sure my family doesn't find out about this. If you all want to be so perverted to enjoy my humiliation than get ready." The footage shifts back and we see Lisa in the shower. Water beads down her luscious, deeply tanned body. The lighter shade of her tits, pussy, and butt reveal telltale that Lisa isn't the type of girl to get too adventurous with her nudity. She isn't altogether sexless though as she keeps the shower head applied between her legs for longer than a "clean" girl needs too. The image blends to Lisa standing in front of her mirror in a pair of very snug and naughty black panties with a matching bra framing her great tits. Lisa is brushing her lovely, long dark hair before she puts the brush down and goes to shut the door as we see King in the hallway. Her voice over starts again. "I know now that there was never going to be a chance for me to escape. Not with King here watching everything I did. It disgusts me to know that those bastards at Sacramento K9 were also watching and waiting for the "big show." Well, I may not have had any chance to escape forever, but I did last the entire first week and most the second. The way that asshole, beeeeeeeeeeep, explained it to me, him and those other assholes wanted the video to show I turned the fucking dog on by getting naked so I couldn't turn around and sue or anything, but it's my fucking apartment. Anyhow, I don't parade around showing it all off or anything to begin with, so I was frustrating the whole shitting setup into I heard the phone rang that Thursday and this is what the hell happened." Camera shows Lisa in the shower again. She is naked and soaked to the bone. Water drips from her long dark hair and streams down her slender elegant neck beading on her beautiful, firm breasts with their hard, little erect nipples. More streams of water flow down her firm, taunt belly and soak her neatly trimmed bush between her legs before dripping down in a steady pour from the lips of her nearly virginal pussy. The sound of the phone is heard over the patter of the water spray onto Lisa's mouthwatering body. "Fuck," we hear the not so ladylike exclamation from the young woman as she hurriedly stumbles out of the shower grabbing her body towel for modesty. The phone rings again and again as Lisa navigates the door to her washroom and than begins the dash down the hall to her kitchen. She doesn't have a chance to avoid King as he steps in front of her from the spare room. "SHi." Lisa begins as she tumbles head over ass and crashes unceremoniously to the floor. The crash is rather spectacular and claims the girl's towel as a casualty. Lisa is down on the floor and BARE-ASSed naked. The phone rings again as the camera unfolds the little drama for our enjoyment but Lisa no longer has answering the call as her number one priority because she suddenly is very much in a struggle to save herself from becoming her dog's new girlfriend. Her voice-over documents. "See, the assholes had programmed this dog to wait until I was naked and than do me. I don't know if he fucking tripped me on purpose but here I was knocked on my ass and this beast starts growling at me like I think he is pissed that I fell on him and he is going to rip my throat out but I don't know he is going to take his pound of flesh in a far more perverted way. You will see that I was fucking freaked here so I never wanted this shit, but since I can't stop anyone from watching I have to tell everyone it was the fuck I deserved for being such a bitch." Now the action is in full swing. Due to time constraints, the footage has been edited to be more of a highlight reel. [The full 100+ hours of Lisa's home surveillance videos will be available from PornoVision's distributions as soon as they are processed. Mail mkarl2000@hotmail.com to reserve your copy's today] The dog begins the "date" with a quick kiss to the lovely Lisa's mouth. Fresh from the shower, the bitch has no lipstick and so King just gets a nice receptive human mouth to slobber his tongue into, at least, the girl's mouth is receptive in so much as it is open to try to voice her protests, [actually, the footage shows the girl acting all grossed out and trying to break the kiss almost immediately. THE BITCH!!!] Lisa tries to climb to her feet but King isn't about to let his fuck escape that easy. The big dog pounces and the full weight of his powerful body sends Lisa back down proper to her hands and knees in classic bitch pose. She feels the first scratch as his claws find her delicate skin. "FUCK, KING. DOWN BOY. OWWW!" King growls at Lisa and it doesn't take a linguistic expert to realize that he is telling the cunt to shut the fuck up cause he doesn't like his bitch's yappy. King goes to give her another wet, sloppy dog kiss to her shocked, wide-open mouth." Lisa is squirming like such an ungrateful bitch. The young woman still obviously thinks she isn't going to get fucked. Like the slut actually has any chance of escaping her righteous education that not only is a girl like her nothing but a cunt for men, but on the grand scale, any cock is above the bitch, even dog cock. All Lisa's squirming does is get her stepped on a few times as King doesn't have quite enough room to properly dog-handle her in the confines of the hallway. The dog decides to fix the situation and takes a firm bite of Lisa's long, beautiful, wet hair between his powerful jaws and begins to yank at her to begin the trip back to the master bedroom which was going to be his new room for nightly activities. The camera capture's Lisa's painful protests and cute little skid as she is dragged like a rag doll to her new status as a dog's bitch. In the background the phone finally stops ringing as call display would later reveal that mommy gives up on her little girl, not knowing just what princess was about to be up to, or is that "underneath of???" Lisa's voice over tells the tale. "On the phone was my mom. I guess that makes it worse, that if I could have just got there, she would have been able to call the police or someone to send help. The shitty walls of my apartment are so paper thin that someone should have heard me screaming bloody murder, but I couldn't come out and yell that I was being dog raped or anything, and I guess the neighbors were like fucking assholes that thought I was getting what I deserved too. No one came to help me at all, and that fucking dog was like biting my hair and dragging me. I was still thinking he was going to kill me so I was terrified, but I think I would have fought harder if I knew what that animal really wanted to do to me." The footage captures as the dog backs his big, beautiful body into Lisa's master bedroom dragging his captured bitch behind him. Lisa skids off the linoleum of the hallway onto the carpet of her bedroom as she manages to spin from her back over onto her belly. King momentarily loses his bite full of her hair but quickly snaps a second mouth full as he positions himself more at Lisa's side for domination. It was time to try that human mouth thing he had been trained for. *** "We pause briefly for these paid considerations." "The midwinter replacement season is here for PornoVision so stay tuned. Projects based on Star Trek, The X-Files, and Who Want's To Be A Millionaire are joining the lineup within the next two months. Viewers interested can talk to the program manager at mkarl2000@hotmail.com with their requests or suggestions." "Now back to our regularly scheduled program." *** Camera brings us back to mkarl and IAMA DEVIPERV. Mkarl: "Okay, you have to let us know how you trained King, to go oral." IAMA: "Sorry, tricks of the trade." Mkarl: "Well, it is nothing I have ever seen before so lets roll camera cause I want to see it again." *** The image of the still naked and beautiful, Lisa Baum is back on the screen. The camera shot captures the priceless look on her face as the first few tears have started to roll down the helpless bitch's face. Even in her state of shock, the wide opened panic that fills her brown eyes next acknowledge that she is aware of what the dog is now attempting. The voice over confirms that assertion. "O-okay. This is it. I was hurting and scared, but I guess that is what all your sicko's looking at this like. So the dog was like pulling at my hair. and growling at me and I was afraid he would fucking bite my neck. And his, his, his SLIMY DOG COCK, was out. I can't talk about this part." The cameras continue to roll as Lisa is awkwardly maneuvered ever so systematically to the point where she is mouth to cock with the dog. From the complicated penetration angle, the actual insertion is unfortunately obscured from view. All that is left for our enjoyment is the struggled gasps and moans as little Lisa suddenly has several inches of doggy cock in her mouth. King demonstrates the remarkable flexibility of his animalistic talents as he continues to compel the bitch's oral cooperation while securing his own pleasuring with a rapid humping of his slimy cock in and out of her mouth. Perhaps most amazing of all, is the dog's suddenly demonstrated impossible awareness of camera views as he maneuvers to un-obscure the money shot. SOMEHOW THIS DOG'S TRAINING HAD HIM KNOWING WHERE THE CAMERAS WERE! Lisa chokes and gags as the big dog cock fucks her mouth. Unable to break off, she drools undignified as the dog's knot secures in-behind her teeth and locks her in place. The length of the massive cock is just enough to be at the girl's throat as it starts to spurt it's clear, pungent spray of sperm. Lisa has no choice but to spend the next nearly half hour desperately drinking down dog cum to save herself from drowning. However, that action is rather boring for prime time PornoVision display, so lets move on. "I had to drink it, and it tasted yucky. I never swallowed before. He was like stuck behind my teeth and my mouth was forced open and that dog just came and came until I couldn't drink anymore. Some of it leaked out of my mouth and I felt like such a filthy skank when he finally pulled out but it wasn't done yet. He started licking himself and I started to try to get away but than he jumped on me again and bit my hair. I screamed and told him to get the fuck off me and leave me alone, but he was holding me between his paws and that's when he, when he fucked me." The camera now shows the big dog mount the cute little bitch. Lisa is trying to crawl away but the big dog outweighs her and his powerful forepaws dig into her ribs for traction. The dog's bite of hair is the final insurance that the girl can do nothing but give it up as he begins to search for her unprotected cunt with his big potent puppy-maker. *** Mkarl: "OKAY, Well, as fucking fantastic as that doggy oral was, this is the stuff that wins you the $10 000 this week over "kid caught wanking off in mom's panties," so why don't we set the stage just briefly. You had no idea that puppies were possible?" IAMA: "Fuck, a guy thinks about that shit, but everyone says like no way. I mean we had the cunt under observation for the two weeks so we know she ain't protected, but it was too much to hope for that she ends up bred." Mkarl: "And yet that is exactly what happened. I understand that as of today, Lisa is just on the verge of delivery?" IAMA: "Yeah, we were hoping she would be here with the pups tonight, but she is in labor as we speak. Anyhow, it has been a fun five months. We got Lisa to do the voice overs before she knew she was bred and still thought she could escape the ultimate humiliation with her family and all, but now that she has puppies and we are showing her breeding on nation wide TV, guess she is well deserving as the title of most humiliated bitch in America." Mkarl: "Let's check out the first known documentation of a dog breeding a human female." *** We now get the image a zoo fan can never tire of. Human female, naked, Beautiful, and utterly helpless; with canine male, in full, nature splendor, powerful forepaws wrapped firmly in place to secure total domination as his length begins that magical search for it's temporary home. Nature's little quirk of giving the average dog the aim of a nearsighted, crossed-eyed, redheaded stepchild, prolongs the anticipation of the viewer as we get the clearly humiliated tones of the lovely Lisa's voice to once again provide commentary. "Okay, I guess I have to see this and share what I was thinking. I guess, I was like really scared. I felt disgusted that dog had fucked my mouth and I wanted to get sick that I drank all that disgusting dog sperm. I could feel him trying to put it in. I am suppose to tell everyone that I was a virgin. You can see hear where these sicko's put everything in slow motion that King wasn't able to find me at first. I felt him push it into the back of my legs and stuff, and almost up my ass. Right, there and, there. It really hurt when it almost penetrated my ass there. I was still trying to get enough strength to crawl away from the dog, but you can see he was draped right over me and I felt like over 100 pounds of him weighing me down. I guess I am suppose to point out that you can see from the camera that King's forepaws are down around my waist and hooking my legs to keep me in place. Anyhow, it sure didn't seem that long when it was happening. Mean like how many times he tried to stick it in. All I remember was like screaming cause it was so BIG. I guess this is going to be it so just watch since I can't stop you anyhow." On screen we see the dog's long, slimy length of dog cock complete with swelling bulge being thrust again and again to find the girl's cunt. Lisa is in classic doggy position and with the exhausting process of supporting the beasts weight, she is forced down somewhat as her knees spread a bit and the force of an impact knocks her to more of a three point stance onto her elbows instead of her hands. The dog SCORES and powers his huge cock into Lisa's pussy. Can a dog ever be said to be smiling? The look on King's face with his mouth open for heavy breathing, and his long dog tongue lapping out seems to be a huge smile as he secures his bitch for breeding. Long powerful thrusts seem designed to ram his knot in before it swells up to it's full softball size. The only indication as to his success is left in Lisa's new mind-numbing scream which we can only assume is the shock of getting that 10 inches of diameter fucked into her, as unfortunately, the dog's own hind end is now obscuring the money shot. We get around three minuets of simple humping until suddenly we see the front door to her apartment open and three men enter. From her bedroom, while hungup with the dog, Lisa can do nothing but freak as she has no idea who is in her apartment. Even as the men enter her apartment, ski masks obscure their identities. "Hi Lisa," one of them says. "Who are you? How the fuck did you get into my apartment?" Give the girl points for being coherent and even poignant. "Relax princess. We are just going to make sure we have some nice close-ups of the action so we can get some footage of King's seed leaking back out of your pussy. Afterwards you can blow us all too." Lisa probably wanted to just die as the guys than used their hand holds to get right in close for the remainder of her first fuck. The way dogs sperm, she was taking the potent seed in her almost at once. With that big puppy-maker stuck in her, all she could do was helplessly take it as spray after spray of the dangerous seed was squirted deep into her womb to begin its efforts to impregnate the girl. Finally, the dog is finished, and for all intents and purposes, so was Lisa. It would take a couple weeks to confirm conception, but allowing for all the weirdness of cross-species breeding, she was already likely bred at that very moment. A dog needs to lick itself to cool down, but the three guys made sure Lisa did that job as a special thank you to her King. *** Mkarl: "Absolutely fantastic, While, Mr. DeviPerv, it gives me great pleasure to award you the grand prize for this first ever edition of America's Most Em-bare-ass-ing Home Surveillance Videos. I will also be sure to enjoy all the other wonderful tapes you made with Lisa over the last five months. To tell you the truth, I think have the laugh is that this bitch basically cooperated with you until the tapes you continued to make got so incriminating that she is at this point unable to escape you even if you put her on nation wide TV." IAMA: "Well, she always had that hope somehow her folks wouldn't find out, but I understand a copy of this show is going to be express mailed to them immediately following sign off." Mkarl: "That's right, so I imagine there is a little phone call being placed to the humiliated slut right about now. Anyhow, you are more than invited to film her at the vets when she delivers her pups, and there is an open invitation to reenter our contest anytime your home surveillance cameras capture some new humiliation of an unsuspecting cutie. That offer goes out to the world, send your ideas to mkarl2000@hotmail.com" All viewers comments, questions, concerns will be addressed. Please let us know what story you are primarily replying too and maybe what site you saw this story at so I can make my replies meaningful and possibly tune you to other stories of mine you might enjoy. The current volume of stories is now more than 60 and growing all the time. Thanks for you support, Mkarl Jan 8, 2000 -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ----- send stories to: | | FAQ: Moderator: | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Archive: Hosted by Alt.Sex.Stories Text Repository | |, an entity supported entirely by donations. | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+