Message-ID: <24211asstr$958777806@assm.asstr-mirror.org> From: lordshon@aol.com (Shon Richards) X-Original-Message-ID: <20000519081259.03876.00000206@ng-ci1.aol.com> Subject: {ASSM} Heroic Dreams Episode # 7 {Shon Richards} (M/F, F/F, Superheroes, fighting, bondage, humor) Date: Fri, 19 May 2000 19:10:06 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation X-Story-Submission: X-Moderator-ID: gill-bates, Lambchop, Vulpine This is a script for a television show that has sex in it. This story is coprighted by Shon Richards so don't steal it. The author is down on his sore knees asking for feedback at lordshon@aol.com. As far as reviews go, you have my permission to review my story if your review is favorable and promotes the hard work I put into this story. 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Heroic Dreams Episode # 7 Written by Edgar Hammond Translated by Shon Richards Voice-over (Someone who sounds like that Darth Vader guy or the Lion King): Last time on "Heroic Dreams", Hard Frost finally decided to keep the lovely Jade Butterfly as his sidekick. They were investigating the secret headquarters of the mysterious Iron Mistress when the Shifting Doors of Doom separated them. The Jade Butterfly escaped easily, but Hard Frost was captured and is now being held prisoner by the Iron Mistress herself! Iron Mistress (Sharon Ritter): "Cease your struggling Hard Frost! Those bonds are heated for the sole purpose of neutralizing your frost powers! You won't be able to chill a beer, much less throw one of your snowball blasts!" Hard Frost (Charlie Hooks): "You may have stopped my frost powers, but you can never stop my will to fight! You won't get away with your evil plans, Iron Mistress!" Iron Mistress: "Evil plans? You don't know what my evil plans are you idiot! God! Think for once before you speak Chuck!" Hard Frost (pathetically acting casual): "Chuck? Why do you call me Chuck? That's not my name or my secret identity." Iron Mistress (disgusted): "Sure it isn't, Chuck. Aren't you curious where your latest bimbo sidekick is? Watch the monitor here, and see what happens to the sluts who take your side!" Jade Butterfly: "'See the world,' the ad said. 'Make a difference in the world,' he said. Seeing the inside of a warehouse wasn't what I had in mind." Unknown Voice (Karen Minako): "I know what you mean sister, but I'm taking you down anyway!" Unknown Voice: "You've had it easy so far, but today you fall to the might of the Cream Whipper!" Jade Butterfly: "Cream Whipper? Oh my God, that is a horrible name! Am I supposed to fight you or have you fix my coffee?" Cream Whipper (Karen Minako): "Tell me about it. It's not my choice; it's what Iron Mistress picked for me. She also picked this costume. I'll never be taken seriously!" Jade Butterfly: "Well at least your name isn't racist or sexist. My boss wanted to call me Chink Girl, Lotus Petal or Jade Geisha. I wanted to call myself the Jade Tigress, but he said it wasn't feminine enough! I was lucky to get away with Jade Butterfly. Who the fuck is scared of a butterfly?" Cream Whipper: "I bet you didn't get a medical plan either?" Iron Mistress (Over the intercom): "This girl talk is fascinating, but if you can quit bitching about your jobs for a moment and fight, I would really appreciate it. I've got a master plan going on here and it's on a tight schedule!" Cream Whipper: "Oops! Sorry Mistress! I'll get right on it! Sorry Butterfly, but I'm showing you my full powers now!" Jade Butterfly: "Wow! I'm beating up my first villainess!" Cream Whipper: "You bitch! I have to pay for that!" Jade Butterfly (wiping cream from her face and spitting it out): "Whipped cream? That's just kinky." Hard Frost: "Whipped cream? That's just kinky!" Iron Mistress: "You might want to try a little kink in your sex life instead of the same old missionary position, Chuck! Besides, I wanted to humiliate your little sidekick so that she knows that being your partner is just another name for being your slut." Cream Whipper: "Let's see how you like it!" Cream Whipper (laughing): "Looking at your chest I would say your secret identity is that of a young boy!" Jade Butterfly: "Fuck you! There's more to a woman than tits. There's great legs!" Jade Butterfly (Cream's ankles around her neck): "Give up yet?" Cream Whipper (Jade's ankles around her neck): "Me? I'm the one with the whipped cream guns!" Jade Butterfly: "That cream's cold, bitch!" Cream Whipper: "I thought you liked it cold in there. That's why you work with Hard Frost, right?" Iron Mistress: "You like all this rolling around topless and cream everywhere, don't you?" Hard Frost (staring at the screen and then indignant): "Of course not! Jade Butterfly is a young lady trying to live the American dream! I'm saddened by what she has to endure!" Iron Mistress: "Saddened?" Hard Frost (Sputtering): "How did you know where my Insta-Zipper was? It was a gift from Battling Amazon. No one knew about it!" Iron Mistress: "Shut up and watch the monitor, Chuck." Cream Whipper: "Open wide, slut! Here comes your money shot!" Cream Whipper: "Didn't take my gimmick seriously, did you? Now you know my secret power - drugged whipped cream! The right arm is for slippery fun, while the second canister is for sedating my enemies. You won't even be able to defend yourself." Cream Whipper: "See what I mean? Now for the fun part; you're going to find out why they call me Cream WHIPPER!" Cream Whipper: "Ready?" Jade Butterfly: "Noooooo!" Hard Frost: "You must stop this! She's only been in this country a week! What you're doing will scar her forever!" Iron Mistress: "Aww, Chuck, I never knew you were such a softy. I'll make you a deal. Grovel for me and tell me what a lowlife you are, and I'll spare your sidekick." Hard Frost: "Grovel? Me? I don't think so. On second thought, spanking's not that bad. It'll be a learning experience for her." Jade Butterfly: "Stop it! Stop it! Stop it you squid sucking bitch!" Cream Whipper: "Squid sucking bitch? Only one person I know has ever used that phrase. Naoko, is that you?" Jade Butterfly: "How did you know my name?" Cream Whipper: "Naoko, it's me, Rei." Jade Butterfly: "Rei? From the Martial Arts Academy?" Cream Whipper: "Oh Naoko, I'm so sorry! I had no idea who you were. I would have never squirted you, drugged you and spanked you if I had known who you were!" Jade Butterfly (wearily): "It's all right, you were just doing your job. I take it you did the mail-order Asian Sidekick program too?" Cream Whipper: "Yes, it was the best way to get a job. There were too many martial artists in Japan to be unique. I thought coming to America would give me a great job opportunity. I had no idea I would be working for such a deviant." Jade Butterfly (laughing): "Same here. My boss tried to explain that blowjobs were a normal part of job applications. He's a real fuck-up. But look at me, some hero's sidekick I turned out to be. I couldn't even keep my bra on." Cream Whipper: "Don't say that! You kicked my ass. If it weren't for the drugged whipped cream, you would have won. I mean, come on, who would have expected drugged whipped cream? These Americans have so many sexual issues!" Jade Butterfly: "Oh Rei, I've missed you so much! You always made me feel better at the Academy. Even just laying on your lap like this reminds me of the good times we had in the dorms." Cream Whipper: "Know what it reminds me of? That time you got really drunk and accidentally crawled into my bed." Jade Butterfly (laughing): "Oh Rei, I wasn't drunk! I did that on purpose!" Cream Whipper (laughing): "You naughty girl!" Iron Mistress: "Tickling? Tickling was NOT part of the plan!" Hard Frost: "What about kissing?" Hard Frost: "My sidekick's a dyke! No wonder she wouldn't sleep with me. Damn! Next time I call the agency I'll ask them to send me a girl who wears her spandex on the right side." Iron Mistress: "Spandex on the right side? What does that even mean? God, Chuck, you are still the stupidest man I've ever known." Hard Frost: "I'm stupid? You're the one who hired an old school buddy to take out my sidekick. Now they're molesting each other." Iron Mistress: "What the fuck do they think they're doing!" Hard Frost: "It looks like they're fornicating!" Iron Mistress: "Jesus, Chuck! Six years of marriage and you could never say 'fuck!' Would it kill you to at least say the F word?" Hard Frost (Slow realization): "Sheryl? Is that you? My God, I haven't seen you since the divorce!" Iron Mistress (Ripping off her mask): "Yes, Chuck, it's me! Of course I didn't see you after the divorce! It was too painful to be around you, though you would think I would be over you after watching you sleep around with every twat you could find." Hard Frost: "But why call yourself Iron Mistress? You had a good career as a superhero, being Steel Vixen." Iron Mistress: "I HAD a good career as Steel Vixen, but I just couldn't do it anymore. Every one of our superhero friends knew you were cheating on me, and no one told me a thing. Like that time in Vegas, when Fish-Dude said you were saving tigers and you were really fucking those dancers? Or how about War Maiden claiming you rescued her from Dr. Demise, and you were really both just fucking in the anti-grav room? I was too ashamed to be a hero anymore! Now I will make the whole world pay by destroying it!" Hard Frost: "Wow, Sheryl, I had no idea. I wondered where you went. I missed you a lot. Those other women, they were just sex, but you, you were my friend, my sidekick, my back up when I needed it. I feel terrible that you felt so humiliated. I'm really, really sorry." Iron Mistress (long pause): "Damn it, Chuck! I could never stay mad at you! That was so sweet!" Iron Mistress: "It looks like your Icicle misses me too, Chuck,>" Hard Frost: "Well, of course. You know you're the sexiest woman alive." Iron Mistress: "Remember that time Dark Overlord captured you, and the Super-teen Five fought him in outer space? Remember what we did before I let you free of his Stasis Chair?" Hard Frost (smiling): "Oh yeah! Those were great times. What a minute! No Sheryl, not now!" Iron Mistress (smiling): "You don't have a choice, remember? I'm the villain here, and you're helpless as long as the Steam-Cuffs keep working."