Message-ID: <18492eli$9901211807@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: From: mbartender@aol.com (MBartender) Subject: The Bartop Reviews Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-ID: <19981210192328.28937.00000856@ng110.aol.com> Here we are again folks. As my archives here at the bar continue to grow, I feel the need to start giving authors their proper due for the stories they write. Althought these are ponographic stories, many of the writers show exceptional talent. Let us not forget where Sylvester Stallone got his start. Enough with the chatter, here are this round's draft choises. #1 Old time TV story: Alf: The Continuing X-rated Adventures of Gordon Schumway by Mistress Tawny Suede As funny as the old show was, this is even more amusing. The writer obviously put a lot of thought into the plot. I only got all of parts 1 and 2 and most of part 3, but I can tell this was shaping up for a great conclusion and possibly a series of stories to follow. Kudos to you Mistress Suede and here's hoping someone will repost the entire thing. Alf's alone for the day and decides to blow his load. Little does he know that one of his new family members will get a taste and become addicted..... #1 TV story in overall length: X-men: Submission Agenda by Pegasus At 35 Chapters and running, this story takes the cake in overall length. I don't know if it was ment to be a porno or the next great american novel, but it work either way. I haven't had the time to read all 297 pages, but what of it I have gotten thought is very good. Great job sticking to the facts, Pegasus, you really did your homework on the X-men. I look forward to having the time to read it all the way through, and look forward to seeing the next chapter. Possibly the most powerful mutant ever has emerged and is targeting the X-men, and anyone else who could stand in the way of him dominationg the world. His power? Making people his slaves through his cum...... #1 BS story: Duke Nukem vs. Lara Croft "OddManOut Anywhere" Almost a total throw-away, I was surprized that someone was able to write this original of a story line with these two. They were no doubt asking for it, but this is truely a work of imagination. Nice job OddManOut, keep the ideas rolling. An unusual team-up. Laura Croft has been thrown into the future with everybody's favorite pig, Duke Nukem! Think they can avoid the scum of Duke's time and save the day? or will they "tough-guy attitude" each other to death? That's all for this time Kiddies. Remember, the bar is always open for requests or just a chat. All stories listed, as well and a couple thousand others, are available by sending me an E-mail at . Put the phrase < Bartop Archive Request> in the Subject or I may delete it without reading it. If I have the story you are looking for, I'll send it to you. Please feel free to contact me any time with new stories for the archives, or anything else. For now, Goodbye. The Merry Bartender -- +----------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `--------------+ | | | | Archive site +----------------------+--------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | ----