Message-ID: <7184eli$9803232137@qz.little-neck.ny.us> From: Pulp Fan Subject: Spring Orgy - Overheard In A Corridor... Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-Id: <199803230303.UAA00916@shaman.lycaeum.org> OVERHEARD IN A CORRIDOR OF THE _S.S. SYBARIS_ by Pulp Fan "Hey--you're a writer, aren't you?" "Yeah, that's right." "I thought so--I recognized the name on your badge. You do some really good stuff--I like it a lot!" "Well thanks!" Blushing. "That's very nice to hear. So, what was your favorite?" "Uh...favorite what?" "Favorite one of my stories." "I...uh...well, I couldn't really say, exactly..." "Have you _really_ read any of my stuff?" "Sure! Loads--it's really good!" "So, what's your favorite?" "Uh...'The Orgasm'." "Good story. Not one of mine though. You _haven't_ read any of my stories, have you?" "Well, maybe not in the truest sense...I mean, I've read the reviews, and Celeste loves you, and..." "So, what is this? You just want to fuck? You figure if you tell me, 'Oh, I've read your stories, oh great writer, and they're peachy,' I'll swoon and say, 'Great, let's go shag someplace'?" "No! I mean, I wouldn't put it quite like that..." "Well, I would! Admit it--you lied to me in a blatant attempt to try and get some sex!" "Oh, all right, but..." "No buts! If you wanted sex, you should have just asked if I wanted to do it--not lie to me!" "Sorry..." Pause. Shuffles feet nervously. "Well, do you wanna?" "Do I wanna? Do I wanna what?" "You know--fool around?" "Gee--I thought you'd _never_ ask!" THE END -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us |