Message-ID: <6207eli$9802191220@qz.little-neck.ny.us> From: Andrew Roller Subject: FUCK DECENCY 344 Dungeon of Desire NND g2 Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Reply-To: roller666@earthlink.net Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-ID: <34EB7493.6BF6@earthlink.net> --------------------------------------------------------------- PROBLEMS? Please try viewing this with Netscape Navigator. --------------------------------------------------------------- Andrew Roller Presents FUCK DECENCY Sponsored by: Crab the dog Issue No. 344 Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in Dungeon of Desire Chapter Four We sprayed each other with a hose on the grass and then soaped up with a bar Miriam gave us. She begged us to hurry. Her lover was coming soon. We washed and rinsed and then she took us inside and gave us innocuous cotton shorts and t-shirts to wear. In the mid-day sun it would look best if we left her place looking modest. Especially since some of us were still underage, quite underage in my case. In her ballroom we dressed. It was quiet and there was not a trace of last night’s festivities. It was a genteel ballroom, just big enough for small dances and entertainments. Now it looked more like a living room. The pee pool gurgled in one corner, but potted plants had been arranged around it, shrouding it. Miriam knew its secrets and perhaps she did not want to remind herself of them in the daylight’s quiet, modest hours. NAKED AT THE NEWSSTAND by holy joe I have noticed an interesting correlation. The more laws this country passes, the more porn I buy. Back in the 70’s, there were no laws at all (relative to today). So, at most, I’d buy just Playboy in any given month. After all, I didn’t want to sit home jacking off, when I could (theoretically) meet a girl who liked me! By 1998, of course, meeting girls is illegal. We live in a feminist-dominated society, where all you can ever associate with is women. Since I’ve never had a girlfriend, I’m not interested in having a woman friend. That would be like beginning a boxing career by fighting Mike Tyson. So, instead, I buy porn. (With women in it -- what a ripoff!) Today I went to Tower Books. I went there to buy one magazine. Mayfair, which sometimes has reasonably youthful women in it. Did I buy Mayfair? Sure. But I also bought 13 other porno magazines. Before I went to Tower, I told myself (knowing I might buy more than Mayfair): “Joe, don’t spend all your money.” I spent all my money. In fact, I had to stand outside Tower Books for two hours, panhandling, because I spent all the money I’d brought and needed more. When I finally got enough money, I had to make three separate trips because I couldn’t carry all the porn I was buying in one trip. So, what did I buy, this month? Playboy, March 1998, $4.95. Web: http://www.playboy.com Review: There are only a few worthwhile photos in this issue, but they are great! Most of them are in a swimsuit pictorial. In one photo, a bare-bottomed blonde helps her three bikinied friends untie their suits. What a lovely bottom the blonde has! I’ve never seen such a great bottom. It is small and very round. On the same page as the blonde, there is a brunette. She’s not wearing a bra. She has lovely naked bosoms that hang down as she bends forward to undo another girl’s swimsuit. In another photo in the swimsuit pictorial, three girls go running into the surf. It’s really nice seeing their naked bosoms bounce as they run with carefree abandon into the water. In another photo, they ditch adult worries to build a sandcastle. Finally, they smear sand all over each other’s bare breasts. If you’ve never seen Playmate Erika Eleniak, you’re in for a treat. Playboy reprints a photo of her lying in bed with her bare, upturned ass pointing at the camera. As she gazes back at you, she contemplatively sucks her finger. Penthouse, March 1998, 5.99. Web: http://www.penthousemag.com Review: It’s back to ‘business as usual’ for this magazine. I was hoping for another terrific issue featuring a girl (almost) too young to be photographed. No such luck. Instead we get some damn woman -- you guessed it -- spreading her cunt! Someone should give Bob Guccione an award for taking the most pictures of boring women inflicting their boring cunts on the viewer. I mean, have you ever seen a photo like this? The woman is sitting down. On the floor. She’s facing you. As she stares at you with a distinct lack of innocence (or enthusiasm), she uses her fingers to spread W-I-D-E her cunt. Fortunately, this issue is redeemed by a fantastic “Click” comic. In this comic a young, innocent girl gets her bottom reamed. Ahhhhh! Sport, $1.95. No web site listed. Review: My God! I almost died when I saw this magazine. I had to pinch myself to make sure I was still alive, and living in feminist America. This magazine isn’t technically a porno magazine. It’s a sports magazine. This is their swimsuit issue. But it’s not a boring swimsuit issue, like Sports Illustrated puts out. Far from it! Take a look at the cover: A blonde, in a bikini, blows a bubble with bubblegum as she prepares to throw a pitch in a “Fantasy Baseball” game. The pictorial itself is even hotter. The blonde pitcher puts on a skimpier bikini. Girls gaze with glamorous innocence from the dugout. An umpire too frail to do anything useful tries her best. Another girl practises “sliding into home” by sunning herself in the grass. And, finally, a slender young babe in a teensy bikini tries to figure out how to throw a ball. That’s my kind of team! Photo, $6.50. (From France. Available at Tower Books.) Review: As soon as I saw the young babe on the cover of this issue, I grabbed it. This is a photography magazine. Sometimes it features nude photos. Devouring this issue, I came upon what I was looking for. Turn to page 36. A shockingly young girl leans back and soaks up the sun. How wonderful she looks! A perfect face, long brown hair, ripe naked breasts. And, as young as she is, you know she has a great personality. She’s probably dreaming about bubblegum. Ocean Drive, $3.95. Review: This is a dumb ladies’ magazine, but this issue has a great cover! Model Claudia Schiffer poses in a liquid-thin gown. It’s low cut, and reveals her fragile bare shoulders as well as the curves of her breasts. Penthouse, $7.25. (From France. Available at Tower Books. No month listed -- it’s the issue with two blondes on the cover.) Review: I like buying the French Penthouse each month because it always has a ‘sex toys’ section. In America, sex toys amount to little more than plastic crap. But the French know how to make very classy sex toys. The toy I liked best this issue was a brass ‘penis-band.’ (For lack of a better description. The text is in French, and I can’t read it!) Imagine your cock is hard. Then, a female picks up an armband-type thing. It’s made of brass. It has intricate clasps on it. She puts it around your dick. She locks the clasps. It’s not as long as your dick, so you’re walking around with something rather like an armband on your dick. A ‘penis-band’! Attached to the penis band is a brass ring. A chain can be passed through it, so you can be led around by your penis. In addition to the penis-band, there is also a bridle. This is made of leather. It comes complete with a bit for the mouth. It also has reins. It even has blinders, to keep your love from looking where he or she isn’t supposed to. Also featured are a pair of handcuffs, and a whip with a dildo for a handle. There’s also a weird thing that apparently fits on the clitoris. “Susan and Joseph” is a pictorial you may have seen before in the American Penthouse. However, in reprinting this pictorial, the French have used different photos. There are some very cute photos of Susan fishing. There’s also an excellent photo of her screaming as Joseph rams his tongue up her ass. Page 8 serves up an even rarer treat. There are excerpts from pictorials printed in other Penthouses, in other countries. Feast your eyes on a photo of a gorgeous brunette as she’s made to bend way over and stick her hands and head in a pillory. Club International, March 1998, $5.99. Review: Penny for penny, this is the best issue this month. As soon as you see the cover, you know it’s got to be great: It shows a brunette wearing a lace neck band, with a tiny black bow on it. She’s also wearing lace wrist bands, decorated with black bows. And she’s got on black fishnet stockings. Otherwise, she’s nude. Whipped cream, messily applied, covers her private parts. In her pictorial, the brunette daubs whipped cream on her tongue. As she savors the taste of the cream, she squirts more on her nipples. Inserted in her pictorial is a smaller, separate magazine. It’s titled: “Butt Sluts: Horny Babes Who Love Hard Anal Action.” It features a great cover of a blonde bending over, her panties pulled down to expose her rear. In this smaller issue is the hottest photo I’ve ever seen of Jenna and Janine. Jenna lies on a shag carpet, a strange-looking dildo unwrapped beside her on the floor, as Janine prepares her rectum for penetration. The most amazing thing in the photo, though, is Jenna’s boots. They are long and black and stretch almost to the tops of her thighs. But they have the knees cut away, as well as the portions along the front of her thighs, so that she can bend her legs more easily. Farther back in this smaller magazine, you can see what happens when a girl goes too far at a party. Her mini-pictorial is titled “All-Nite Filler.” The girl’s friends challenge her to accept a cherry in her ass. (Since, after all, she’s a virgin.) Feeling silly, but bold from drinking too much, she accepts their dare. They stick a cherry up her butt. Then they leave. “I can’t get it out!” the girl screams. She spends the rest of the night trying to get it to pop out of her bottom. You can enjoy her distress as you see her pry her bottomcheeks wide apart in a vain attempt to dislodge the fruit. She also tries masturbating. It’s no use, but in the morning one of her friends makes a call to holy joe’s roto-rooter service. I get her unclogged, then show her what else can go up her butt. (I wish!) Now back to the main magazine: In the pictorial “Claudia and Jennifer,” Claudia wears a micro-miniskirt to work. Her skirt is so short that her panties can be seen peeking out from under it! Her boss, Jennifer, decides to punish her for being so wanton in her attire. Claudia is forced to lift her skirt, lower her panties and (apparently) piss on the floor in front of her boss, with her panties around her ankles. I sure hope Claudia learned her lesson, because I did -- don’t rub your dick while looking at young ladies peeing on the floor! This is the best ‘panty pictorial’ I’ve ever seen. But there’s more! In “Permanent Hard-on Mr. Flint,” a girl goes to the doctor. This pictorial is very, very hot. There’s a combination of caring, love, intimate exploring, and sucking and fucking. All the while, gleaming in the background, is razor-sharp surgical gear. The combination of tenderness and (the potential for) extreme agony is explosive. I got a painful hard-on just looking! In fact, this pictorial gave me a major problem. I looked at it just as I realized I didn’t have enough money to buy all the porn I wanted. So I spent the next two hours standing outside Tower Books, panhandling, with a big erection in my pants. You can imagine the looks I got. Thankfully, I did manage to buy this issue. Because there’s even more great stuff in it! “Teri” begins her pictorial by yanking down her panties and showing off her wonderful bottom. A series of no-holes-barred photos follows. On page 83, two blondes kneel in ocean surf that rises to the level of their pussies. One of them reaches around and playfully masturbates the other. Then they go ashore, peel off their bikinis, and take an intimate shower together. “Shake it Baby!” features the prettiest strippers I’ve ever seen. They’re photographed doing various naughty things: playing in a baby pool, putting fruit where it doesn’t belong, and wrapping their panties around a customer’s head! The magazine ends with a pictorial titled “Christina and Nathan.” Christina is a small, lovely young girl who likes wearing long black boots. Nathan has a penis. Christina poses very sexily as Nathan puts his penis into her tightest places. There is a small silver chain around Christina’s neck, making her look as if she’s Nathan’s pet. She also has a silver chain around one of her wrists. It’s hard to describe how wonderful this pictorial is. Christina is a mixture of enthusiasm and vulnerability. She truly looks like the girl next door, straying for her very first time into sex. (And wild, no-holds barred sex, at that!) As you can see, I haven’t even gotten around to reviewing Mayfair. That’s the magazine I went to Tower to buy, but, having bought it, I haven’t yet had a chance to open it. Hopefully nobody reading this review will spend time buying and reading porn when they could be with their family... PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FORMS “HOLINESS PARTY” Las Vegas, NEVADA (UP) - Presidential candidate holy joe told reporters today that he’s forming a “holiness party.” “I intend to fill the moral vacuum left by our president,” joe told reporters. “Previously, I was head of the cocktail party, but we suffered a loss of participants back in 1987, and disbanded. Hence, today, I am forming the first political party in America dedicated 100 percent to holiness,” joe said. “Every morning we will sing ‘Nearer My God to Thee,” joe said. “This is because, with our dedication to holiness, we are every day travelling closer to God, and away from Satan. Also, we’re getting older, every day. “In addition, in my party, we will bathe every week, because cleanliness is next to godliness,” joe said. “We will pray between baths, which means that, either bathing, or praying, we won’t have time to be tempted by offerings of oral sex from White House interns. “Everything will be very, very holy in my White House, when I’m president,” joe assured reporters. “Even my socks and underpants will be holy. In fact, they’re holy right now, which proves I’m the best choice to lead America into a (brand) spanking new millennium. “And I will never lie to you,” joe continued. “If I fail in my holiness in any way, I will confess immediately, in prime time, telling you how I failed, in graphic and unflinching detail. “Finally, there will be no more 21-year-old interns in the White House,” joe said. “Instead of ex-college loo(insky’s) who know how to give blow jobs, we will have only virgins at the White House,” joe said. “100 percent virgin interns, for a 100 percent holy president.” Democrats and Republicans, hearing joe’s speech, tried to punch holes in it, but were unsuccessful. AND IN THE END... California: YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK Signed into law by Governor Pete Wilson in 1997, SB 389 designates “San Joaquin soil” as the official state dirt. - LPC Monthly, January 1998, pg. 9. 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