Message-ID: <18119eli$9812190441@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: From: MelLin6695@aol.com Subject: New TG - Waldo - Flash Gordon - Part 3 of 10 Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-ID: <9c1e0cf4.367b2a89@aol.com> Flash By Waldo (mellin6695.aol.com) Warning - Flash Gordon, Dale, Zarkov, Ming and the planet Mongo don't belong to me, but were borrowed for this parody. If you're not an adult, don't read any further. This story may be posted on web sites that offer free distribution of stories to the general public. Just drop me an e-mail telling me where it's posted and I'll be happy. Chapter 2 - Fuck you Ming "How are you feeling?" The unexpected words and the gentle fingers lifting his eyelid awaken Joseph Hurley from his drugged sleep. Staring up at the fuzzy looking face bent over him, it took a couple of seconds for Corporal Hurley to focus his eyes where he could clearly see the man's middle-aged bearded face who was bending over him. Opening his mouth and smelling his own breath which smelled like mothballs, Hurley answered slowly "It wasn't a dream? Tell me that it wasn't a dream and she really exists.", asking it more as a question than as a statement. The question obviously amused the bearded man because his face quickly changed expression from a being a deadpan professional appraisal to a grinning 'yeah-I-know-what-you- mean' bar-buddy type of smile "Dream? The ship wreck was real, your rescue from your dying ship was real as well as your current presence on our too small vessel. Just relax because everything is all right now that you're with us. Welcome aboard this place that I've called home for the last four weeks - Explorer 1. I'm Doctor Zarkov, but you can call me Hans or Doc. I answer to either name." Hurley turned his head to look around as he verified that he was indeed not on the Tiara any more. He slowly sat up in the bed, letting the blanket fall away from his naked body as he spun on the cot so that he could put his feet on the floor. Looking around the small cabin, he saw a blonde-haired man sitting in the Pilot's chair, working on the controls. The chisel sharp profile of the man's face looked familiar but the cook couldn't associate a name with the pilot's face. The doctor handed Hurley some clean clothes as he pointed toward the busy pilot and continued the introductions "And that's Flash. Flash Gordon. Maybe you've heard of him.or at least read about him. Some wag back on Earth is trying to cash in on Flash's real-life adventures by drawing a comic strip about his legendary space exploration exploits for the Sunday comic papers. They also feature me as his sidekick but I think that I'm better looking than the way that they draw me." Hurley's mouth gaped open as he stared at the legendary pilot and space explorer. No wonder that he recognized the facial features of the famous astronaut. Over the last five years, there had been so many pictures of the famous explorer in the papers that everyone was familiar with his features and name. Then the pictures and articles had faded just after the comic strip was started. Some of Hurley's friends thought that Flash Gordon was someone that the government had invented to cheer up the Earth's population after their disastrous contacts with aliens from other planets. That once the publicity had goaded the citizens into action, that he wasn't needed anymore - thus the reason that there hadn't been anything lately about Flash Gordon. To see him was an honor. To be on the same rocket ship with him was an adventure that Hurley knew that he would never forget. Now that the basic introductions were out of the way, the doctor instructed the still somewhat dazed rescued man "Hurry up and get dressed. This is a small ship and we don't have much room to share. There's just the one cot for everyone to share. Flash's had a rough several hours correcting our course to get us back on target, so he needs to rest. We'll have to take turns sleeping in the cot which means that he can't get any sleep until you're completely out of it. I know that you've got a lot of questions but we've also got a lot of questions for you. Now get dressed then we'll talk." Hurley accepted the clean clothes that the doctor was offering. It was one of his own uniforms that he had worn under the spacesuit but it was clean from where someone had cleaned it while he slept. As he dressed, he glanced around the small cabin, realizing that the rocket ship was the smallest rocket that he had ever seen. The doctor noticed his exploring glances and offered an explanation "Explorer 1 is a planet hopper that we've modified so that it can also be used to travel around the solar system much further than it was originally designed to travel. Its small size makes it very limited on cargo and personnel but when we enter a planet's atmosphere, its small size make it very maneuverable which allows us to easily land and take off again as if we were nothing more than a simple airplane. We were on our way to a planet on a two man rescue mission when your emergency rescue call came in. We diverted our course just long to pick you up, then Flash spent several hours putting us back on a course to our original target. We don't have enough fuel to take you to someplace inhabitable to drop you off so you'll just have to come along with us until we finish this assignment." Standing up somewhat shakily as he finished putting on his uniform, Hurley responded "When I signed up for space travel, I was hoping that someday that I could be more than just a cook. I'm your man and will do whatever you say." Flash placed the vessel on autopilot then stood up as he sleepily stretched his arms and answered in a somewhat tired voice "Cook. Good. I was getting tired of the doc's attempt to produce what he calls food. Welcome aboard. We'll probably see some of the adventure that you're seeking. Knowing my bad luck, we'll see more adventure than any of us will ever want to see again. Well, it's been a long couple of days of constant course changes to pick you up and I need to sleep for several hours. As Doc said, there's just one cot so we're taking turns sharing that bed. You can sit in my chair while I sleep but don't mess with the controls." Corporal Hurley eagerly stepped forward and sat down in the pilot's chair, spinning the chair around so that he faced the complex instrument panel. It felt very different to sit in the Captain's chair and look out the small pilot's observation front window at the blackness of space. Turning his chair back around, he observed an obviously tired Flash lie down on the small cot and cover his body with the blanket. Looking back at the rest of the small rocket ship, Hurley stared at what had to be the bathroom door. Behind that door was the only place that his beautiful angel could be - the bathroom. Turning to face the doctor, he asked the question most on his mind now that he remembered the beautiful woman who had warm life back into his body with her luscious naked body "What is her name?" The doctor's face didn't show any emotion as he answered "Her? You mean the attractive woman whose shapely body warmed you and thawed you. That wonderful body belonged to a very pretty young woman named Dale. The very beautiful Dale Arden. You're a very lucky man to have been so close to her perfect naked body under such intimate conditions. Sorry that I had to knock you out but you were reacting to her closeness and she was beginning to need some protection from your too- obvious amorous attempts." Smiling broadly like a Cheshire cat as he recalled the sensuous feel of her shapely body and the tantalizing scent of her faint perfume, the young Corporal asked "I thought that they didn't allow women into space. You know... So how did she get out here?" Glancing back at Flash sleeping on the cot, the doctor listened for several seconds to the soft breathing coming from the exhausted man on the cot as he slept. Turning back around to the young man, the doctor fumbled with answering the cook's very direct question "It's a long story. And we've got a lot of time, so you'll get to hear the whole story sooner or later." Pointing his thumb back toward the bathroom, Hurley said "When she comes out of the bathroom, how should I address her? After all she saved my life? Should I call her Dale or what? I remember that she had on an officer's uniform but I didn't pay any attention to the rank." The doctor leaned back in his chair, interlocked his fingers across his belly and twiddled his thumbs as he said "Dale won't be coming out of the bathroom. She's sleeping in the cot right now. And it's best to call her...Dale." Following the direction of the doctor's finger point, Hurley glanced at the only occupant of the small ship's only cot - the blond hair of the sleeping Flash Gordon. Turning back to face the doctor, Hurley's confused face stared at the doctor. The doctor recognized that the story couldn't be put off till later and knew that it was time to get the story out of the way "As I said, that beautiful woman's body belongs to Dale. However it was really Flash that went into the wrecked interior of the Tiara, found you and dragged you back here. It was really Flash that climbed in bed with you and shared his, rather shared her body heat with you." Hurley's mouth gapped open and he stared at the doctor as if the doctor was lying to him. After five seconds of awkward silence, the doctor started summarizing the facts behind his unusual statements so far "The reason that Flash Gordon faded from public sight was because of an accident involving him and Dale. As Dale laid dying on a hell-hole of a planet - the unfortunate victim of one of Ming's dastardly plots that went wrong, there was only one way to save her, using an alien piece of equipment that we still don't understand how the damn thing works. Using that alien equipment, Flash merged the basic chemistry of Dale's body into his body; thus saving her life within his own body until such time as he can restore her to a real life again. But there was a great cost to him for doing that heroic gesture. For twenty-nine hours at a time, Flash has his normal male body. Then his male body turns completely into Dale's female body for twenty-nine hours. It was her body but his mind in her body that was in bed with you, warming you when you were frozen. Her mind is there when he is in her body and the new 'Dale' can answer questions that only the real Dale would know; but it's his soul that's there speaking as Dale when you see Dale's body. When 'Dale' rescued you, it was Flash in her body that warmed you." Hurley's confused eyes rapidly flickered from Flash's sleeping body to the doctor's somewhat bemused smile as the doctor continued "I found it hard to believe also but I've seen the daily changes for the several months since we escaped Mongo with Dale's body and soul merged into him. It tears him up to be in her body, to know that he may never see her again, except to look into a mirror every other day and see her face reflected back at him. It also hurts him to have such easy recall to her thoughts and memories when he's in her body and to know her most private thoughts from his access to her memory. Only a few people, such as myself, our commander and some very close friends know the truth as to what happened to Dale and why Flash was so reclusive during our short stay back on Earth. Most other people...well, they don't need to know and we're not going to tell them. I know that some people were questioning why they never saw both Dale and Flash at the same time. All sorts of rumors were floating around that they had fought and broke up. You see, when we came back to Earth, people would see Flash one day and Dale the next day; so we hid the story about the accident from everyone except the Commander. Anyhow, they're both here on this ship sharing the same life. Every twenty-nine hours I see him turn into her and twenty-nine hours later, I see the vice versa change back. I suppose now is as a good as a time to tell you most of the details as to how it happened. And that'll explain why we're headed off on this flight." Drumming his fingers nervously on his belly, Doctor Zarkov thought for a couple of seconds, then started his story by proclaiming "Wish that I had my pipe so that I could smoke as I talked. I've got it somewhere but Flash won't let me smoke on board the rocket with the rocket packed with all the explosives that he's got loaded in the storage areas. Anyhow I know how curious you are about how this happened to Flash and Dale. I was too, so let me set the stage for you. As you know Ming the Merciless and his Sharkmen were forever coming up with various dastardly schemes to conquer and rule the universe. And Flash was constantly finding ways to stop the evil Emperor of Mongo - with my help, of course. Ming knew that if he captured Dale, that he could temporary distract Flash and if Flash was distracted into trying to rescue Dale, then that would give Ming the opportunity to try to conquer the universe - still with me? Good, sometimes I get long-winded. Anyhow Ming's evil hoards did it. They captured Dale - and I hate to admit it, but they also captured me. I think that I went along with them capturing me because I wanted to make sure that Dale would be all right. So we were being held in one of the old castles on Ming's planet - a lovely planet called Mongo or it would be a lovely place if we could just get rid of Ming forever. Ming had ordered his doctors to use the Tractor-Grazer on Dale's mind to turn her into a harmless bimbo that recognized Ming as her Master. Most of the time, it's just a harmless mind-control device that temporary turns the victim into something just a little more animated than a dazed zombie for a couple of days to a week. But he put his experts onto her project and they spent a lot of time into trying to retain her personality while at the same time being his absolute slave. So Ming was keeping her in his harem with his other women and repeatedly using the Tractor-Grazer on her to keep her totally under his control in a bimbo-like state. Oh, she was so pretty with her white diaphanous gown and wearing all of the jewels that the other women kept her dressed her in; but then she's pretty in anything that she wears. I knew what she looked like and what Ming did to her because he didn't try to use the Tractor-Grazer on me. He wanted me to use my superb mind to fix an ancient device that he had stolen from another planet." Taking a deep breath and sighing, he continued "I didn't know what it was then or what impact it would have on Flash or I would've killed myself to prevent getting it working again. It was just something that was a challenge to me to try to fix. All it was, was just a small box packed with a mixture of common electronic devices with a lens that emitted two light beams. When Ming gave it to me to repair, I didn't know what it could do or what he planned to use it for. I just looked at it as being a challenge to get it fixed so I could see what it did when it was fixed. And fixing it was relatively easy for someone of my strong technical skill. All I had to do was to repair the Gnodian Transfix by reversing the polarity....." Shaking his head, he groaned in a soft voice "Sorry, I know how boring technical details can be. Anyhow I fixed it. I thought that because I was so valuable to him, that Dale and I were safe from harm. Foolish me. After Flash slipped into the castle to rescue us..he's always been able to get past the Sharkmen somehow.., and into my lab, we went straight to the women's quarters to rescue Dale. Naturally Dale didn't recognize Flash nor me because of her temporary brainwashing but she willingly accompanied us when I told her that Ming had sent us to escort her to him. So we took her back to the lab and I stayed with her, while Flash went after Ming. I busied myself by trying to think of someway to modify the device that Ming had given me to use as a Tractor-Grazer so that I could free Dale from her mental imprisonment before it faded of its own accord. After all they have a lot of the same parts. That's when it dawned on me what it really was that Ming had given me to fix - a Murp. Not just any Murp but the legendary Murp that's been rumored to being able to exchange bodies. And I had it in my hands. I actually fixed it so it could work again. I was so proud my deduction that for several minutes, I forgot how dangerous of a situation that we were in at the time and busied myself finishing the last repair necessary to get the Murp operational again. When Flash came running back into the Lab, closely followed by a angry hoard of dangerous Sharkmen trying to kill him, I remembered how dangerous the situation really was for both of us and put the Murp aside." Pausing to look in his tunic pocket as if he was carrying a pipe, he frowned when he remembered that he couldn't smoke it on the rocketship, then proceeded with his story "It was a trap set to capture Flash and it almost worked. Thanks to his superb athletic conditioning and fighting skill, he was able to escape their trap at Ming's quarters. He came back to get us but there were too many of them chasing him when he reached the lab. I joined the battle with him and fought valiantly by his side while Dale sat on the bench where we had left her. All the time that we were battling for our lives, she was looking into a mirror and brushing her hair so that she would look pretty for Ming. As I said, Ming's Tractor-Grazer had reduced her from being a fighting soldier beside us to again being nothing more than a cheap floozy who wanted to look good for her master. She didn't care that we were fighting for our lives because of her brainwashed mental condition. The damn Tractor-Grazer in the hands of a professional can make you forget everything and remember only what you've been told to remember. At that moment, she was mentally nothing more than a whore waiting to be told who she should fuck and we were her lover's enemies. Anyhow just seconds after we decisively kicked the last Sharkman's butt and locked the door so that no more of those muscle-bound bullies could get into the lab, the accident happened. A Sharkman wheeled a laser beam machine to the outside of the lab's door and fired a blind burst through the door, hoping to accidentally hit either Flash or me with his wild shot. Instead he hit poor little innocent Dale who was mindlessly sitting on the counter waiting for the opportunity to serve her evil master...damn him. The burst knocked the life from her, killing her instantly. For a minute or two, while Flash held off the Sharkmen, I tried to revive her with my medical skills but it wasn't doing any good. Then I told Flash that she was dead." A tear formed in the man's eye as he continued his tale "Where I gave up on her because of my vast medical experience telling me that there wasn't any potential hope for her, Flash completely refused to give up. I told him that she was dead but he refused to listen to me. He screamed at me that there must be something in Ming's electronic toy store that could help restore her life and that's when I thought of the Murp - you know, that piece of equipment that Ming wanted me to get working. I told him what I thought it was and Flash recognized the weapon's potential to be used as a cure also. So he picked it up and .....like the brave man that he is, he aimed one of the beams at her and the other beam at himself, offering to exchange his life for her life. Only it didn't work and the beam stunned Flash so he dropped the Murp as he heavily sat down on the ground. I quickly checked him and he seemed all right, just a little dazed and very confused. Then that damn Sharkman built up another electrical charge on his weapon and he fired his laser beam blindly again through the door again, missing us. Recognizing that we had to get out of that death trap and leave Dale's dead body behind..there wasn't any way to carry her and the hurt Flash. I grabbed Flash and led him out onto the patio where he had previously hidden a couple of small rocket belts for our escape. He was acting so confused that for a couple of minutes, I thought that the Murp had really worked and it was Dale's confused mind in his body. But as soon as I began fastening the rocket belt to him, he snapped somewhat out of it but he was still very confused. I activated his belt and followed with my belt. Five minutes later, we landed at the rocket ship and took off for Earth." He sniffed once, then rubbed his eye to clear up the small tear that had formed before he spoke again "I'm not a pilot although I could be one if I wanted to waste the valuable time to learn a skill that a simpleton could learn. But I do know which button is the emergency homeward button. One simple push, the rocket takes off and the rocket is headed on a course straight home. Only I didn't know that once the emergency homeward button is activated, you can't take control of the ship again until after you get home. So my simple button push damned us into going home no matter what we wanted to do only hours later. Five hours into our flight away from Mongo, Flash completely snapped out of his confusion and dazed expression. He was angry over Dale's death and almost as angry that we had left her body behind. But he admitted that we had no choice but to leave her behind. He didn't fuss at me for locking us into a mandatory home trip, although a lesser man would've used that opportunity to berate me needlessly. He turned on the radio and was getting ready to tell Ming that he would be back when Ming stunned us both by issuing a call to us. At that close range, we could swap video images so we stared at Ming's horrible face as Ming apologized for the death of Dale Arden. That's right - he said he was sorry then he clarified his statement by admitting that he wished it had been us instead of the beautiful woman. Then he moved out of the way and behind him on an altar, we could see her body. Then Ming surprised us once he saw the expressions on our faces. He reversed himself and announced that she really wasn't dead - that she was only permanently in a trance. A trace so close to death that it could fool most people into thinking that she was already dead. And he said that he would keep her that way until Flash surrendered to him. Well I felt very proud of Flash when he told Ming - remember this is the most dangerous man in the universe that we were talking to - when Flash told Ming to fuck himself." Sitting up straight and smiling as he thought of that moment, he held up a finger to emphasize his point "I'll never forget that moment. 'Fuck you Ming' was his exact words. Then Ming said the strangest thing. He said 'You used the Murf on yourself and Miss Arden. I think that someday, that I'll get the opportunity to fuck you.' At that time, we didn't know the hidden meaning of his words so Flash traded some more vulgar words with Ming and they tried to see who could insult the other the worst. Yes sir, they were like two teenage boys in a pissing contest as they traded threats. Then our rocket ship drifted out of range of the video and we had to switch to radio. When we contacted Ming's planet with the radio, Ming was so mad that he wouldn't talk to us. Oh, if only we had known at that moment what he knew about the Murf. Anyhow, Flash calmed down as we drifted further away from Mongo and I could tell that he was exhausted. So I told him to go lie down and rest and I would take the first shift of watching the flight back to Earth. He refused because he wanted to get as far away as he could before he rested. He wanted to rush back to Earth, get some reinforcements and come back to claim Dale's body. So we sat and talked - just as you and I am sitting now. Then I laid down and took a nap. When I woke up later, we were twenty-two hours away from Mongo and Flash was exhausted from being on his feet for so many hours. So I made him lie down and he fell asleep." Opening his pocket again, he pulled out a small pipe and held it in his hand like a pointer. Pointing the mouthpiece of the pipe at Hurley, he said "While Flash slept, he experienced the first of the many transformations that I've seen since that day. I didn't see that particular one because I was busy watching the instrument panel. I heard him moving around as he woke up and I turned around to see...what I thought was Dale Arden wearing Flash's bigger uniform. She was still asleep on the cot, but it was quite obvious that it was Dale instead of Flash in his clothes. When I screamed at the unexpected surprise of seeing Dale on the cot, it woke 'her' up. The next couple of minutes were the most confusing minutes of my life. My eyes told me it was Dale standing next to me but she kept insisting that she was really Flash as she examined her new female body as if she was seeing it for the first time. She had seen it many times before but from a lover's perspective, not from a 'hey, it is now my body' perspective. Just as confused as I was, so was the new mixture of Flash and Dale. As we tried to figure out what had happened, she removed her too large Flash uniform and exposed that perfect body to me for the first time. An hour later when we both calmed down, we had a theory. A confusing theory but a theory never-the-less. Twenty-eight hours later when we both watched Dale's body change back into Flash's normal male body, we revised that theory. After three or four swaps over the next several days, we locked into our theory. And that's what happened. For the last five months, Flash has been changing into Dale every twenty-nine hours. About twenty-two hours just before we rescued you, Flash changed into Dale again. Then he stayed awake and in Dale's female body for part of the eight hours that he laid in the bunk with you, keeping you warm. It was more crowded in that small cot but he stayed long enough to make sure that you were through the danger period." ****** -- +----------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `--------------+ | | | | Archive site +----------------------+--------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | ----