Message-ID: <16567eli$9810161436@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: From: Elijah <*@qz.to> Subject: humorous poem: The Fucking Machine (believed anonymous) Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-ID: From a reader at AOL: : Thank you for this great resource. I appreciate the time and effort you must : put in. : : Do you know of or have you considered asking for submissions of old (or new) : XXX poetry. ?When I was a kid, (I am 64) there were a lot of really good : poems that were circulated by word of mouth. In another generation or two, : this stuff will be gone forever. I am especially interested in locating a : poem called "The Night of the Kings Castration." I know it used things like : "All of the nobles sat around shooting camel dung for in those days bull shit : was unknown. Shit cried the King and 20,000 loyal subjects squatted and : groaned. Balls cried the queen, if I had two I would be king." : There was one titled Ring Dang Do. All I can remember is the end "We'll : pickle her twat in alcohol and tack her tits to the shit house wall. : : The Fucking Machine : : A man once told me before he died, : of a woman with a twat so wide : she couldn't be satisfied. : So he rigged for her a fucking wheel, : with balls of brass and prick of steel. : Round and round went that fucking wheel : til the maiden cried "I am satisfied". : But for lack of designers wit : there was no way of stopping it. : The maiden was torn from twat to tit : and the whole fucking issue went up in shit. : : There are lots more poems and songs like Roll me Over in the Clover, Drive me : home etc. : : Anyway, if you ever have the time it might be worth the effort to collect : some of this stuff?? : : Keep up the great work!!! Elijah's note: Old popular verse like this is more than welcome here. -- +----------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `--------------+ | | | | Archive site +----------------------+--------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | ----