Message-ID: <11427eli$9805191148@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: From: john_dark@anon.nymserver.com Subject: {Losgud}JDR"The Birthday Party B"( MFF inc cons humor )[2/2] Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-ID: <6jr8lk$fe2$1@sparky.wolfe.net> JOHN DARK REPOST The following story is posted for the entertainment of adults. If you are below the age of eighteen or are otherwise forbidden to read electronic erotic fiction in your locality, please delete this message now. The story codes in the subject line are intended to inform readers of possible areas that some might find distasteful, but neither the poster nor the author make any guarantee. You should be aware that the story might raise other matters that you find distasteful. You read at your own risk. 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This work is meant as ADULT entertainment. If the laws where you sit say you're too young to read this, go away and turn yourself in to the thought police. Even thinking about sex is dirty and nasty and will warp your mind forever. Go watch a movie or play a game that ends with a body count in the high four figures. Death and destruction are good clean fun. Copyright (c) 1997 losgud. Personal use just fine. Archiving okay. Absolutely NO for-profit use permitted. Reposting without notice is frowned upon. Tampering with the text (rewriting) is illegal. Copyright violations will fall under the jurisdiction of my principality, where the punishment is to discourage repeat offenders. We cut your fucking hands off! ========================= NOTE: Not quite so much the epic sprawl. Managed to keep the tangenital (ok ok--tangential) closet door mostly closed. Nice bit in the basement though. And plenty of good clean fun for the grown-ups. Enjoy! ===================== THE BIRTHDAY PARTY losgud losgud@hotmail.com Section B I nearly wept on the spot. It was the best present I'd ever received. I took the stairs in bounds, stopped in the hall to grab a coat from the rack, then composed myself for the quick waltz through the livingroom to the front door. I stepped in the room and froze. Janey and Sheila were basically where I'd left them. Janey had slid down the sofa a bit while Sheila was kneeling on the floor in front of her like she was tempting her with new shoes. But there weren't any shoes. The shoes were like the rest of their clothes, tossed and scattered around the room. The pair of them were absolutely naked, and Sheila's head was burrowed between Janey's wide-spread thighs. Janey gave me a glazed sort of look, a big smile slurring the words, "Happy Birthday baby, whyn't you come join the party!" Sheila looked up with a glistening face long enough to say, "We're just reliving the glory of our college days. Too bad you never visited. Janey's told me plenty about what a talented tongue you have." With that she returned to Janey's crotch, while lifting her own rump higher, widening her thighs, and exposing the inflamed parts of her treasure nest. Her hands retreated from Janey's labia to her own, spreading her lips in imitation. In a narcotic whisper Janey crooned, "Help yourself, baby, it's an open invitation." By then my nose was stuffed full with the smell of ripe pussy. I was instantly intoxicated and on the floor, scooting forward and turning on my back as I placed myself between Sheila's knees, grabbing her ass and pulling her flowering lips down towards mine. There was a golden chalice brimming with nectar, and I was thirsting for every drop. It was hard to say which movement was more frantic, my tongue licking her lips or her cunt rubbing against my mouth. I heard some muffled words from far away that sounded like _Suck my clit!_ so I did. There was an intense groan followed by screams that I felt resounding back up from the very floor joists. That would be Janey; Sheila was still on the journey. I grabbed the cheeks of her ass with both my hands and kneaded them like plump hunks of bread dough, pulling her down, down, my tongue lashing back and forth from slit to clit. Right as I felt my reward beginning in the clenching of her thighs, a pair of hands started peeling off my clothes, the fingers lingering, tracing sexy lines on every square inch of my revealed skin. While a small hand grasped my big cock, a pretty voice whispered like a breeze through trees, "Mmm, yea, suck your sister's cunt. Doesn't her pussy taste delicious?" That it did, and then much more so as Sheila let go, screaming and creaming all over my face. Janey plunged her mouth down on my cock, taking it all the way down her throat, pulling back up to just the head, sinking down and up and down and up. I wanted to tell her to slow down but there was no way for the words to leave my mouth. Fortunately Sheila then slowly shifted around. And then there were four hands, two sets of lips and a pair of tongues lightly covering every surface of my cock. They were teasing me supremely but I didn't mind. I still had Sheila's sex nudging against my mouth. I left her clit alone to come down from its hypersensitive state. My tongue had plenty enough to occupy its time, leisurely lapping up the spill of her juice. But once they started giggling together, I lashed my tongue out, tickling and licking her clit, nibbling it with my lips, working them together to suck her off like crazy. The assault caught Sheila by surprise and she simply _exploded_. There was no time for grunting and moaning, she went straight off _howling_. I seriously thought she was going to fracture my skull. As nice a way to die as any, I supposed. She rolled off me gasping and panting. Janey looked down at me while stroking me with both hands, her eyes two big supernovas, exclaiming only, "Amazing. Fucking _amazing!_" I thought so. Janey rose up on her haunches, straddling me, then sank down, fucking me very, very slowly, her eyes gone to slits, a wide thin smile on her face. She leaned over and kissed me deeply as Sheila began to stir, then she lifted herself off me. Sheila moved over and gave my glistening cock several long cat licks. Janey bent down and seized each of us by an arm and announced, "Enough of the cake, let's move into the bedroom and go for the _icing_." They each grabbed me by the hand as we started off down the hall. I hung back a little, then Janey looked back. "Isn't that cute? He's checking us out." Flustered I muttered, "I feel like a hick in Paris. All the sights are _so-o_ fine." I withdrew my hands and caught up, letting my hands slide down between each of their rumps. Cupping, squeezing, my middle fingers trailing up into the lushness of their labias. "I do believe I've died and gone to heaven." Sheila reached over and gave my jutting cock a squeeze. "You still _feel_ incredibly alive to me." Janey teased, "You _will_ wind up in heaven, but so far you've barely started on the way." They pulled down the covers then pushed me down in the middle of the bed, clambering in on either side of me and rolling my legs wide. I thought, breathlessly, that they were both going to go back to scaling old Knob Hill together again, but instead they just snuggled up against me. I had a thigh wedged between each of their thighs. Simply lying there like that felt exceptionally nice. Three mouths sharing one kiss. Then Janey raised up on her elbows and scooted up a little, with Sheila quickly following. "Look," Janey giggled, "I'd say he's in titty heaven." Well, that was an accurate assessment. There was all this soft flesh contrasted with stiff nipples rubbing against my chest and brushing across my face. I wound up with a breast in each hand while they crushed the other two together so I could get both nipples in my mouth. I added a note to my general list: _buy a bigger mouth!_ I was going wild having two different types of breasts in my face at the same time. It was like being a little kid and discovering _chocolate_ ice cream--it didn't usurp vanilla as a favorite flavor, instead expanding the sheer pleasure of ice cream about ten-fold. "Watch this," Janey told Sheila. "Ray just loves this. It drives him crazy." With that warning she slipped a hand between Sheila's legs, returning with fingers slick and fragrant. She smeared the cunt sauce on Sheila's nipple while Sheila reached down in imitation to double the pleasure. _Whoa, shit! You can get ice cream hand-dipped or soft- serve!_ Crazy? Did someone say crazy? The word didn't begin to describe the way the circuits in my brain were frying. I could hear them popping and hissing. There was stinky smoke _billowing_ out my ears! Finally Sheila moved up and around, murmuring something about wanting to get better acquainted with that big fuck stick. That was fine with me. In all the excitement I'd almost forgotten about it. No one can say I wasn't brought up right. When someone gives you a present, you tell them _thank you_ as soon as possible. Poor Janey looked like she was a little tired, her bottom sort of sore. I pulled her up figuring my face would make for a very pleasant seat. She sat down with a big sigh. Knowing I'd be in close quarters, I exaggerated the motions of my tongue and lips. _Oh, thank you, thank you thank you thank you thank you!_ It didn't take her long to squeal _You're welcome._ The whole while Sheila had my cock in her mouth. My sperm was a string of thoroughbreds anxiously waiting to run the Derby. The starting bell kept clanging away, but Sheila would never quite let the gates lift. Janey slung herself off me, then crawled over to where Sheila had rolled away on her back. Sheila had her legs bent and spread. Janey reached down with her hands and gently parted my sister's plush pink gates. I lay there watching in a stunned state. "Wake up, Ray! I think Sheila wants you to fuck her now." Sheila smiled and swiveled her hips in agreement. That was enough of a wake-up call for me. I got up and approached on all fours. It took me forever to cover the distance. The bed seemed to have lengthened to the size of a football field. There's something about the sight of a woman willing, wanting and waiting that makes time slow wa-a-ay down. Finally I reached my destination, parking my hips between her thighs. No doubt I could have slid right in without assistance from either of us, but Janey seemed to take particular delight in playing the tour guide, grabbing my cock and slowly, leisurely rubbing the head all up and down Sheila's eager parts. "Put it in, Janey," she groaned, "for godsakes, _put it in!_" Janey complied lovingly, ending her double tease. "You be sure to do her good," she patted my ass while putting her tongue in my ear. I always pride myself on doing it good. Pride, of course, coming as it does before the fall, I kept myself from doing it too good at first, not wanting to fall that fast. Sheila just locked down, her gaze on mine and her limbs around me. She never said a word, and made not a sound, not even when her mouth gaped open so wide her eyes were squeezed shut. An armory was exploding inside her, silently. Her entire body went totally tense, slowly melting away into complete laxity. Sheila grabbed my head and began covering my lips with nippy little kisses. "See," she panted, "I told you I planned to get laid tonight!" Dumb me and my astonished face as it dawned on me. "I was set up!" Sheila pulled out from under me, then rolled over, displaying a new angle to her charms. "Let me set you up once more." I grabbed onto her hips as she snaked a hand back to insert me inside again. Janey pulled her fingers out of her cunt long enough to scoot over for a closer look. "Oh god, Sheila, you should see how sexy this looks. _So hot!_ His big purple cock sliding in and out of your red hot twat! Come on baby, pump her, pump her pussy, pump her pussy full of come!" Janey had her free hand on my balls practically yanking them off while Sheila's cunt clenched at my cock as she went off wilding again. I really had no choice in the matter. I picked up the pace, slapping against her ass, and started blowing a great big load. I wasn't even quite finished when Janey pulled us apart, rolled Sheila on her back, then dove straight in for the delights. Sheila stretched her arms out long towards me, "Come here and let me have a taste too!" She took my cockhead in her mouth, taking down the dwindling pulsations, and then began licking my entire shaft clean. She didn't allow me the chance to get properly soft. Once I was raging full again, she sort of batted us both away. "Now I want to watch you fuck Janey." I moved up behind Janey, grabbing onto her lovely ass as I slid my way in. Sheila came around beside me, trailing her fingers all over us. "Oh Janey, you're right, this is such a beautiful sight." Then she turned to me, "But I know a way to have an even better view." With that she slid underneath Janey into a classic sixty-nine, except that she had a cunt stuffed full of cock for her mouth to play with. We played with each other like a symphony, the movements rising and falling for what seemed like hours until the final climax, when we three crashed together, the triple crescendo rattling the window panes and sending bits of plaster scattering from off the walls. We all drew up together in the bed for a mighty cuddle, one of them having stepped up to turn out the light. "Happy birthday!" Janey and I cooed at one another, turning in unison to croon, "Birthday happy!" to Sheila. Fingers slowly stroking and toes sort of kissing sent us off to sweet sleep. When I eventually woke up, my head was buried beneath a pillow the way I usually wind up sleeping. I probably wouldn't have woken up so soon, but my morning erection had wound up in a softly sucking mouth. I lay there drifting in the luxurious feeling. No one ever quite like Janey to drive my cock crazy. I could sense that we were alone, though when Sheila had gotten up to go I couldn't tell. I do sleep very soundly. I was thinking a nice blow job would be just perfect before I had to get up to go fetch the kids. Without warning my wet cock was alone in the cool air, but then it was sunk deep in the cushy warmth that no mouth can duplicate. The pillow was stripped away from my face. But it was Sheila gazing down at me with asterisks in her eyes. "I'm so happy to have gotten back together with Janey," she whimpered, "but I'm ecstatic to have finally gotten together with you." "Where is she?" I managed to ask. She reached over to the night stand and retrieved a note. _Ray,_ it read, _I've gone to get the kids. Will stop at my folks and stay for a late-ish lunch. Fuck her good again, and again and again and again! Love, Janey._ "What time is it?" I gasped. "Why, I've just sat down to breakfast," Sheila grinned. "Next is brunch, then lunch promptly at noon, which'll probably leave plenty of time for an early afternoon snack. No reason to wait for birthday parties anymore!" ========================= Like? Yes? No? Comments welcome. losgud@hotmail.com ========================= I am archived at DejaNews under the "Author Name": lushgod@hotnomail.com ===================== THE BIRTHDAY PARTY losgud -30- -- +----------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `--------------+ | | | | Archive site +----------------------+--------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | ----