Message-ID: <823eli$9705161348@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: Path: qz!news.accessus.net!not-for-mail X-Path-Preload: news.accessus.net preloaded to thwart rogue canceller there Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: From: "Sweet Guy" Subject: memory of techno man Moderator's note ------ I don't know what this is, but it ain't spam the first time I get it. Unless it starts getting more topical for the group, don't expect future posts like this to get approved. ------ end note Every dog has his day, and computer technicians are no excemption, I got this call from a lady who want me to fix her computer, she called me very late at night, just when I finished seeing my football team losing; and I had a very bad day earlier, I said to my self, it can't be worse, so I didn't bother to change any of my clothes or comb my hair, just took my tool box, jumped in the car. If my driving indicates any thing , it would be my inner mood. While I was speeding in the middle of the road, I noticed red and blue lights flashing on my mirror, yes it can be worse I said, to my self, well I slow down a bit, just to see those police cars behind me passing by. and stopping few meters a head, I suppose they could fine me for speeding, and cancel my license..I said to myself; while I was thinking of it, oops I don't have license, my licenses has been revoked two months ago for driving under the influence!! I didn't touch a drink that night, I swear , yet I still get charged with that offence!! there is a lot of injustice in this world!! I admit that, I was little bit out of order then, because I have this large joint with my self, the cat might inhale some because she acted funny, and started wondering between the dog's leg, and the dog thought the show on TV was a real police story, so he parked his head off, I didn't pay attention to him, he couldn't tell a pig from a police men. Talking about a dog of day, or day of the dog, or dog style all the same don't you think so. I forgot why I am here for a momement; curiosity killed my fear of getting prosecuted to drive with out, a valid regi.. sorry I ment a valid licence; so I went near where were the police cars stopped, I couldn't see any thing to indicate an accident, except may be few ambulances , fire petrol cars and few smash repair cars, but no body was laying down and there is no blood or any sign of injury, no thing worth seeing after all, so I left the scene behind me, and just remembered that I suppose to go and fix the lady's computer. So I left Queen St, and turned to Elizabeth ST, to get me where I am going! Just near the traffic lights I saw two cars collided with each other, and two injured people laying on the road, I spotted a guy, trying to dial the phone, near by, I asked him if I can help, he said yes please, I rung 000, and told them about the accident, he said did you told them where at ? yes queen St but this isn't queen St yes it is no mate it is not, it is Elizabeth St, he smiles and said, queen Elizabeth I said no, Queen something and Elizabeth St some thing else.. any way, I finished my arguments with him after I found out that he find it difficult to say Elizabeth, so he said queen instead. I rung the emergency and gave them the right address, they were little bit abusive, and started talking about false calls!! they asked me for my name, I couldn't say my real name for the license business, Bill Clinton how you spell clinton clunton any middle names yes is that Y.A.S Yes Address White house which number please 13 Phone number I just gave him the number I am using for fantasy calls and hunged up. -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | \ .../assm/faq.html> /