Message-ID: <6389eli$9712131824@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: From: yrt18519@IDT.NET Subject: Christmas Poem Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Reply-To: yrt18519@IDT.NET MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; name="POEM.TXT" Content-Disposition: inline; filename="POEM.TXT" Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-ID: <34933BD0.40D1@mail.idt.net> A Christmas Poem Christmas is almost upon us again That wonderful time of year, when We all search the stores in an effort to find That one great gift to blow his/her mind This year, as in all the years past The last twelve months have gone by too fast Like me, I'm sure, you're behind on your shopping And afraid that your Visa bill soon will be whopping The gifts for our SO's need not be plenty But they better be good if we want to get any The choices are many, the days to shop few so I'll help you out and suggest some to you There are vibrators, videos and CD-ROM's They're great fun for Dad's and even for Moms There are towels for wet spots, books on how to give head Perhaps some tissues for next to the bed A ruler to measure the length of his dong or a book all about the parts of his schlong A book of manners for "eating out" Or a list of "web places" to check out (Poetic License) Flavored jellies and such it seems are the rage To help get him over the squeamish stage A book on positions is always nice As well as suggestions on how to use ice Ask your SO to contemplate Letting you watch them masturbate Tell them you really want to see How they take a solo jour-ney A list of singles you know in your town If you're sure a threesome won't bring a frown How bout a new razor to shave off her pubes Along with a variety of flavored lubes There's role playing games you can find at the mall And sensuous lingerie to fit one and all There are bubble baths and all sorts of good stuff To rub on his balls or on her muff There are lots of sex toys for sale on the net One is just right for your SO, I bet A Polaroid camera can be so much fun And edible panties delight everyone If I was trying to try find Ben-WA balls First I'ld go to the internet malls But they won't pass detectors from what I hear Maybe I'll try those another year. I hope this will help you, in case you have fear About what to buy your SO's this year As long as you shop with their pleasures in mind Gifts they will treasure, you're sure to find. We'll start to play with our shiny new toys Us naughty girls and us naughty boys I don't know about you, but I have one big fear I'll forget all the batteries again this year Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ |