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Simpsons Episode VI: Convincing the Wife

	“Well, it’s 7:30, time for bed kids,” Ned Flanders happily said. 
Maud rolled her eyes. The two young boys quietly complained, but Ned
interrupted, “If you want Bible stories, get ready for bed now,” and the
two boys ran off, in hopes that they would get extra Bible stories. Once
again, Maud rolled her eyes.  As the boys brushed their teeth, Ned began to
whisper to his wife: “I’ve been thinking, and I’d like to treat you to some
fun didly un tonight, if you know what I mean.”

	“Oh oh,” Maud thought, “I’m worn out, I don’t know if I can take
another ramming.” The truth was that although Ned rarely had sex (only two
times in his life), he had a huge cock.  Ten inches should never go to
waste! The most unusual part however, was it’s amazing girth. The unused
penis was at least the thickness of his leg when it was hard.

	Ned went up to read his children Bible stories.  While he was
gone, Maud’s mind raced, trying to figure out a way to convince Ned not to
have sex.  She’d never had to do this before!

	Meanwhile, back at the Simpson household, Marge and Homer were in
a vicious argument.  Marge had just caught Homer “breaking in” their
daughter.  Homer claimed, “If you can do it, so can I!” [See Simpsons
Episode II]

	Marge quickly retorted: “That was different, it was an accident,
and besides, two wrongs don’t make a right!”

	Then, Homer shouted, “DOH!” because he knew he had been beaten. 
As always, Marge won the argument because Homer wasn’t so smart.  But, the
strange silence was broken when they heard their dog, Santa’s Little Helper
yelp.

	The two angry adults ran into the kitchen, and found a scene which
can only be described as bizarre.  Maggie had evidently lost her pacifier,
and for a replacement, used the dogs big red pecker.  Homer and Marge stood
in awe. With so much sucking practice, Maggie quickly induced Santa’s
Little Helper’s orgasm.  Homer and Marge watched their baby daughter guzzle
down spurt after spurt of dog cum.

	Homer broke the silence: “I want some of that!” Marge instantly
feared that her husband would devirginize this daughter as well, and
screamed out “No!” But, it was too late.  Homer ran over to Maggie and
quickly picked her up.  Surprisingly though, Homer put her down and planted
his lips around the dog’s dick.  He sucked ferociously, but the mutt
wouldn’t produce any more magic juice.  “Doh!” Homer screamed, and then
said “ His schlong’s bigger than mine too!  Doh!”
	
	Marge asked in absurdity, “Homer what was all that about?”

	“I read in a book that doggie cum is good for you.”

	“What book?”

	In embarrassment, Homer replied, “I think it was called the ‘100
Most Stupid Things Ever Said.’  Doh!”


	Back at the Flanders’s house, Maud was avoiding the subject of
sex.  How could she refuse him, she had been begging for months now.  Ned
at about eight thirty said, “Honey, I’m very sorry that I had to go away,
and I want to repay you with something you’ve been asking for, for months
now, and we better start soon because our bed time is in half an hour.

	That’s another thing.  Ned Flanders imposed a bed time on himself
and his wife. 9:00 pm, and that was only on weekends! Anyway, Maud started
to worry, she didn’t want to have to go through with this, her pussy ached
from the earlier ramming.

	Ned began again, “So, as a present, I’ve decided to do something
for you that I know you’ll love.”

	Maud thought again, “Why now, why not any other night?”
	
	“C’mon upstairs honey, we’re gonna have a great time!” Maud slowly
inched up the stairs.  When they finally got to the bedroom, she noticed
that the lights were dim, the bed was made, and there were flowers
everywhere. (How did he have time to do this?)

	Ned, while holding something behind his back, said in a very
seductive voice, “Maud, I have a special treat here, do you want to see it?”

	Apathetically, Maud replied, “Whatever.”

	With that, Ned whipped out a pint of Ben and Jerry’s and said,
“Surprise, I know that you wanted some ice cream, and I thought we’d make
it a special treat in bed.  I couldn’t figure out why you were so unhappy
to find out what the surprise was though.”

	Relieved, yet a little disappointed in that Ned wasn’t planning to
have sex, Maud replied with a grin, “Oh sorry dear, I was tired, this is a
great present, thank you so very much!”

	Back at the Simpson’s household, Homer and Marge were talking.

	“Homer, not only was that disgusting, but it was also stupid, what
were you thinking?” Homer started to say something, but trailed off. 
Marge, deciding that Homer had enough verbal bashing for the night, changed
the subject.  “Home-ie, I was thinking, we have to have a talk, you and I
and the kids about sex.  We can’t let them go around talking about sex with
their parents, we’ll get arrested.”

	“Great,” Homer replied, “that’s so good of you to talk to the kids!”

	“Homer, we will both talk to them, and it has to be done right
now, lets go up there and have a chat.  First you talk to Bart and Ill talk
to Lisa, then we’ll join, and have a family talk, without Maggie of course.”

	“Oh okay.” said Homer, and with that, the two parents went
upstairs to talk to their children.  When Homer opened the door to Bart’s
room though, he could not believe what he saw!


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Find out what happens next in Simpsons Episode VII: What To Do With The
Children.  I am very sorry about the delay since the last story.  I will
try to write them more regularly in the future, but adjusting to school
took more time away from writing.


Also, if you liked this story, please send comments to me at
gzaxgaiefx@aol.com.  If you can’t get a hold of previous episodes, e-mail
me asking for them, and I’ll send them to you.  Also, I have a mailing list
which receives each story when it comes out via e-mail, if you would like
to be on the list, just e-mail me, and I’ll put you on.  Thanks.


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