Message-ID: <3971eli$9709101457@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: From: mccoyf@millcomm.com (Frank McCoy) Subject: REPOST: SHOPCHNL.TXT 16K "The Shopping Channel" (Mf-mF, cons, incest, pedo, preg) Newsgroups: alt.sex.incest,alt.sex.stories.incest,alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-Id: <199709092356.SAA07711@midas.millcomm.com> The Shopping Channel An Erotic Story <*CLICK*>"...based on Moche-culture artifacts that depicted blow-jobs. You won't want to miss the next _Collectibles_ with Vicky Stein. And our Local Markets Showcase is coming up soon, when we'll be in *your* town, doing our show. Maybe *you* will be lucky enough to be 'collected' by Vicky." "It's 2:00p.m. here on the Family Values Channel, and here to take you through this next few hours are your afternoon hosts, Diane and Dan Stone!" Joan White had turned on the shopping channel as a way of distracting herself during the afternoon without bothering Mike, who was busy at the home office computer. She really enjoyed Diane and Dan. Both in their thirties, they were tall, tanned, good looking folks with an obviously athletic lifestyle, unlike herself, whose petite, slim, delicate frame belied her six children. She really felt close to them; because, like Mike and her, they were a publicly open brother/sister married couple. "Thank you, Steve. . . folks, we've got all sorts of goodies for you on the next hour of the Family Values Channel." Diane was radiant as usual. The tall blonde was starting to show the bulge of what was her *tenth* pregnancy! Not that it would be hard to notice, for she was wearing only a lace peek-a-boo T- shirt that stopped barely below nipple level and a sarong skirt wrapped low around her hips. "First of all, Dan, I would like the camera to zoom in on the pendant I'm wearing." "Will you look at that, friends back home? It's a fine mother-of-pearl pendant in the shape of a pregnant woman's swollen belly. Look at that detail! The smooth roundness, the cute "outie" navel, even at the bottom the cleft of a pudenda . . . by itself that would make a fine gift for any pregnant girl, but look now as Diane opens it like a locket to reveal..." There were "Oohs" and "Aahs" from the studio crew. "... an anatomically realistic womb with an absolutely gorgeous pink-coral unborn baby girl! Unbelievably precious! Now, you fathers out there, would this not be a stunning gift for a daughter who's just turned up pregnant with your child for the very first time? A beautiful symbol of the true meaning of family love: to squirt the white stuff that makes babies up into a daughter's, a sister's, or a mother's belly and make it swell with life? And you know the best part? If you call us at 1-800- F-A-M-I-L-I-A *right* *now*, it's only..." 1 "Watching the fuckster huckster channel again, Dear?" asked Mike, walking into the room and sliding into the couch next to the young woman. "It's not a fuckster huckster channel, Daddy. You just say it to aggravate me." Which was true. Mike actually had nothing against the sales network, and in fact loved the idea of shopping at home for products that would help parents and children show their love for each other in the best way possible, by fucking and knocking each other up. "Of course I do, baby... I only wish we'd had this back when I was spraying cum up MY mom's womb for two years running, trying to make you. You have any idea how awkward it was, by the last few months, actually buying ovulation detection kits, because chance had not worked out?" "...And our next item is the wonderful *Tammy-Marlow(tm)* series of children's maternity clothes, Dan." "Oh yes, Diane, these are gorgeous. Folks, you've seen these on all your kids' little girlfriends at school..." "Hey, look, Daddy, that's what the kids have been pestering us to get them for a month!" Joan said, calling Mike's attention to the program. "Hmm... let's watch and see if they have any designs we haven't got so far: That darn children's and young misses' department at the Mall Stores haven't had any new ones since those idiots picketed them. Do you realize how hard it is to get decent maternity clothes for a nine-year-old, even these days?" Mike was upset that the merchants had caved in to the groups that protested the sale of the children's maternity clothes. Didn't they read the papers? Girls were going to school wearing lace bras with no blouses, making out openly with their own brothers in the schoolyard, even a City Councilman had gone ahead and signed on the line as "father" when his kid had a baby, yet some people did not want kids to have suitable maternity wear. Unbelievable. "... schoolteacher in Akron who actually paid 150 bucks to a girl for the *Tammy(tm)* blouse off her back, even though it barely covered the woman's tits -- well, the Family Values Network has something more for you all." "That's right, Dan. Now you've all heard that the original *Tammy(tm)* blouse, that says in big black-on-gold letters the ambiguous _Daddy's_Darling_Daughter_ right over the belly, was being reissued -- well, that's not all. A whole new line called _Tammy-wear_ is coming, and get this: There's now *Adult*Female* and also *Boys'* _Tammy-wear_" 2 "That really *is* exciting news . . . folks, you know that Diane, here, this time got knocked up by the rich, potent sperm of my and our oldest daughter's 11-year-old son. Wouldn't it be cool for him to walk into class with a quality t-shirt that says: _That's_*Mr.*GRAND*Motherfucker_to_you,_Man!_ with the unmistakable *Tammy(tm)* logo of the pregnant little girl on the sleeve? I think so -- I might buy him one!" (Every Family Values Network fan in America had cheered upon hearing that 11-year-old Jim Stone had knocked up his stunning 32-year-old grandmother, probably on their very first fuck.) "And Diane, if this pregnancy had been a boy (we know she's not) could wear a cool-as-hell semi-transparent dress with _A_GRAND_SON_FOR_A_GRANDSON_ and the *Tammy(tm)* logo stamped all over it. But let's have a look at it all, shall we?" "And now Dan, we're going to have us a little fashion show. We have gathered some of the pregnant girls of Family Values Network staff, and some of the pregnant staff as well, to model some of the new _Tammy-wear_ line for us. We start off with our assistant producer Curtis' nine-year-old, Tanya, who's carrying her dad's baby..." "Wow, Daddy," Joan said as some of the first of the girls walked on camera. "And we thought I was young when you first shot your wad in me at eleven! This girl must have started fucking by eight!" "Well, Kristin wanted me to go all the way with her at five, remember? They just grow up quicker these days, I guess." As they spoke, the very, VERY pregnant nine-year-old proudly strutted for the cameras in a cute little maternity dress, lacy shoulder details, and matching hair-bows. The dress stopped at mid-thigh and upon close inspection you could see it was slit all the way to the armpits, and you could tell the little girl was wearing *nothing* underneath. Following her, was a perhaps early-teen Asian girl, wearing an outrageous swimsuit. In the back it was just crisscrossing strings from her neck down the crack of her ass. In the front, the crotch fabric stopped barely above her clit, then two strings went around the sides of her middle-term belly, joining the strings crossing the back, then crossing around and over her swollen breasts where two patches covered the nipple itself but not the aureole, before crossing again around her neck. . . ". . . after trying fruitlessly to seduce *any* male in her family for four years -- what's wrong with these guys? she's a babe! -- thirteen year old Tamoko, daughter of our sound mixer Mrs. Nakagawa, wore this hot little number to a family reunion and snagged not one but *three* uncles who *thought* they were 'raping' her. Now it's available in adult sizes too, and Mrs. Nakagawa is thinking of getting one of her own, see if any of her sons or nephews will turn 'rapist' on her. Hey, Tamoko... you gonna test for who's the father?" Tamoko shook her head and smiled. "Didn't think so...Dan?" 3 "Thanks, Diane... next, our own ten-year-old Suzy, due in a few weeks to deliver twin girls that I'll be fucking before another decade goes by, looking very scholarly..." The cute blonde wore a private-school girl's plaid skirt and vest, but the skirt was cut to fit a truly huge ninth-month-twins belly; was so short that when she walked her ass and pussy were exposed for all to see that THIS little girl knew panties belong in the trash. She held her books, schoolgirl-fashion, pressed to her chest. "...but why do you hold your books before you? Oh, I see..." Suzy lowered her books, revealing a pink T-shirt boldly proclaiming MEET MY LITTLE SISTER across her tits in red, with a large arrow pointing to her bulging belly. "Now that would have made a fine outfit for you all through high school," Mike said, checking out the cute youngster. Meanwhile the phone numbers of the Network were scrolling by the bottom of the screen. "Do you think we should buy some of this stuff?" Joan asked her father-brother-husband "The kids *have* been insisting..." "I dunno... feels kind of funny getting it for them when they're not pregnant, y'know?" Oddly, neither Joan nor any of the girls were pregnant at this time. Mike had been a busy guy: he had impregnated their common mother with Joan when he was 13 and she was 28. In the 11 years before he started fucking Joan he had two more girls with his mother, and a boy with an aunt. But Joan was his pride and joy. She had almost begged him to fuck her when she was barely 11. Since then he had fathered (besides four kids in his other two sister-daughters) five of Joan's six children: Janice, now 16; June, now 14; Jason, now 13; Kirstin, now 11; and May, now 9 (baby Chrissie was Jason's idea of last year's Mother's Day gift) and was thinking about having a couple more with her. He was also father of two of Janice's three children (Jason, again), both of June's two, and Kirstin and May's one apiece. With five of the household's 13 children, plus both parents, in childbearing age, non-pregnancy was rare at the Whites'. "Easiest thing in the world to get them expecting again. . . Janice would love to have one more before leaving for college. And Jason is only too eager to help" "Heh, heh... I can hear you..." "And now we have our prop manager Shauna Johnson's boys, showing us some of the new boys' _Tammy-wear_" Three adorable boys with dark curly hair strode down the runway. "You know, Dan, each of these boys is the son of a different brother of Shauna's. Jerry's twelve, Donny's ten and Danny's nine." Danny was wearing a t-shirt with "Future Mother-Fuckers Of America" in fluorescent bold script, over a drawing of a young boy humping an older woman. Donny's had a computer-generated nude picture of his mother, which you could tell because above it were the words "This is where I came out of" and a long arrow pointing at her pussy, and below it was: "And one day my cum will make my own kid there," with an arrow pointing at the same spot. 4 Jerry's outrageous outfit included patches on each side of his jeans' fly that read: "For Mothers and Sisters Use Only," a vest with fake award badges for "Mother-fucking" "Knocking Up Sisters" "Highest Sperm Count"; and a t-shirt that read "Yeah, the kid's mine -- So what?". All 3 had a baseball cap with the *Tammy-Marlow(tm)* logo: a picture of a cherubic little pigtailed girl in only her white panties, with a huge pregnant belly, superimposed on a stencil "T". "Diane, those phones are ringing off the hook... definitely this is hot stuff for all the millions of parents and kids out there who are fucking their folks, and having babies. Folks, let me remind you: Out there in the schools, the bluenoses have all but given up; and a kid now can proclaim to the four winds not only that she fucks, but that she's knocked up and even that incest is the way to go. There are private schools where parents have put pressure to let the girls go topless as long as they wear a short school-colors skirt. There are major corporations where a fucking break is now as much of a right as a coffee break. The highest rated network-TV show today: "The Life of Suzy Jenkins. . . 10-year-old" is about an incestuous family. This is the current wave, and your kids will want to be on top of it." "Yeah, right," said Mike. "Buy the stuff or your kids will be unpopular. Big Deal!" "You know how important it is for them, Daddy," Joan replied. "Well, if they *are* pregnant that's proof enough that they get the right kind of loving: The kind that begins with gobs of white stuff in a little girl's womb, and becomes a big belly later." The man was starting to get turned on by the discussion. "Dan, we're now going to take a look at some of our adult size _Tammy-wear_. Now, here are Maria, Juanita, Kate, and Sandy, three of our secretaries over at billing, all of whom are bearing a son's baby in their bellies." Dark Maria Juanita, red-headed Kate and tanned, blonde Sandy strutted their stuff: Sandy was wearing what looked like a huge, huge t-shirt, which over the belly area had the cute saying: "At least MY kid did NOT flunk Sex-Ed." Kate had what seemed like a striped knit top, but on close-up you could see the stripes were really lines of graffiti-styled text, that said: "My son fucked me" "This is my kid's kid" "Knocked-up by a son" "My boy got back in where he came out of" "Mama's good fuckin'" "SON for SON" and other such phrases. Maria Juanita's long dress was one big line- drawing print of an orgy in which all the pairings were adult- child. 5 Then Sandy pulled the big t-shirt over her head, revealing a one-piece swimsuit, thonged in the back, which in a circle around her belly bulge had the obscene legend: "Every Little Boy Needs A Little Sister To Fuck". Maria Juanita dropped the long dress to reveal a short-length leotard that was scrawled with the same as Kate's top, only in Spanish, French, Russian and other languages, and a button over her left breast that boldly proclaimed INCEST ONLY as her sexual preference. Kate then took off the knit top, revealing an odd T-shirt-like garment cut to expose the breasts, and over the belly area two lines, the top one: "The kid who nursed on milk from these" (then an arrow to the breasts) and the bottom one: "shot cum from his cock in here" (then an arrow to the belly). "...and you can wear these proudly anywhere you go, because the quality is guaranteed. Let us thank our models for showing off these fine fashions, they were great... Diane?" "Thanks, Dan... Guys, remember, for the best deals in family sex supplies, the Family Values Channel is the place. That phone number, once again, is 1-800-FAMILIA. Prices on the _Tammy-wear_ line by *Tammy-Marlow(tm)* begin at..." "Y'know what, Daddy?" asked Joan, cuddling up to him. "What, sweetheart?" "I think you're right... As long as a father's or brother's or son's cock is flooding her womb with the white stuff, a girl knows the maternity clothes are coming soon." "And, may we ask, how soon would *you* like them?" he asked with a smile. "Oh . . . Maybe I should need it in about a couple of months?" Mike reached for the remote control. "... and remember to stay tuned for our special offer on the Fucking-Your-Kids-Workout *and* How-To-Turn-On-A-Parent videos, and the memorabilia sale by former Porn Actress and confessed dogfucker turned Presidential Aspirant, Miss..." <*CLICK*> 6 -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | \ .../assm/faq.html> /