Message-ID: <3440eli$9708281105@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: From: hawkrds@aol.com (HawkRds) Subject: {A.S.S.} Repost: The Stammering Waiter M/F by Hawk Richards Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-Id: <19970828094501.FAA23930@ladder01.news.aol.com> Standard Disclaimer: Don't read if under 18 years of age. Don't read if sexually explicit material is not your cup of tea. E-mail or Post your reaction or critique. Flames will be ignored. Enjoy! Note: I enjoy hearing what you think. Comments are very welcome! You may not sell this story... Contact Info: Hawk Richards Hawkrds@aol.com http://members.aol.com/hawkrds ******************************************************* The Stammering Waiter By Hawk Richards hawkrds@aol.com I guess you call it one of those days. I had my fuck you attitude and a shit eating grin. My Hair looked liked a mop, my mouth tasted like the bottom of an ashtray and I was broke. I started out with a semi-rational mind filled with anger and malicious greed. I was an average, everyday, angry young adult, until she came into my life. Her hair flowed like a river in the wind and her smile could tame the animal within. Her bite was cruel and unjust. The days became bright when she winked her sparkling eyes at the sun. She was the one. Her name was Samantha and out of my foggy self-denying world of anger sprung a well of something I had not felt before. When I first saw her sitting at the cafe reading a book, Samantha had made the cafe wake up and listen to her aura of love, but I thought I saw a tear in her eye. I strode over to her table like the gallant young knight wanting to take away her sadness with the glint of a slightly rusted armor. "Hello...may I get you anything?" I said. Yeah, that is right I was a waiter, a waiter at the Sidewalk Café. It paid the bills, of which I had many. Like all waiters, I had aspirations of something more. No, I didn't want to be an actor. I didn't want to speak other people's words. That is right, a writer was my aspiration and I had the right disposition for it. I was an angry voice screaming in the dark. I wove tales of a disturbed world, a world where you could play God and get away with it. It just so happened that she was reading a favorite book of mine and I had a come on line ready. Little did I know, yes very little. Her youthful gaze fell away from the book and smiled at me. She didn't speak a word, while I stood there with a frown turned upside because it was the only smile I had. She looked into my eyes for what seemed like eternity. God knows what she saw there. Did she see my soul? I hope not for my soul was dark and sour. Then she spoke in this soft, flowing voice of a goddess. On the other hand, maybe it was just the earwax build up in my ears that made her voice echo. "I said coffee. Do you mind not staring? Are you just going to stand there all day?" she said as I stood in silence. "HELLO?" she repeated. Her voice was like an angel. I didn't know how to talk to an angel. I just slipped away like a dog with his tail between his legs just after he was caught shitting on the Living Room carpet. Insecurity seethed into my soul. I found myself insulting my stupidity under my breath as I brought out an order of fries to a sickening sweet couple bearing smiles and sexual innuendoes. It made me sick, perhaps even a little jealous. My angel had left the premises and I needed a drink. I decided to go straight to the local bar before returning home for the evening. As I entered the shithole of a bar, where I had found many a catch of imposter angels, I realized I fucked too much. I couldn't remember the last time I had actually made love instead of just fucking. Drink after drink, shot after shot of fire, I sat there feeling despair. I realized it was time to leave the bar when I started seeing double images. Like all stories, even this one has an innocent coincidence, however this one is true. I saw my angel again. This time she was a painted angel. Her face was caked with make up and her smile bore a resemblance to a Miss America contestant. Yes, my little angel was a prostitute. My heart was in my throat as I stood in awe. Even through the cement like make up she wore, she had the face of.... Yes, that is right, an angel. As I walked by she asked, "Are you looking for a date?" I knew the game, "Yes, how much?" "Are you a cop?" She asked starring me down. "No." She knew I wasn't. She had to have remembered me from the café. Perhaps, I wasn't that memorable. How often do you talk to a stammering waiter? "150 dollars for full service." She whispered. "Ok." She led me to her hotel establishment; a seedy placed called The Main Street Hotel. They rented rooms by the hour and even if the whore had a room of her own, the john was supposed to pay for the hour plus the services of his attendant. It had been years since I had last paid for sex. There must have been the small hope that she would notice my charm, intelligence, and sincerity. Of course, I knew better than to think I could win the love of a prostitute by paying for sex, yet I was desperate to be close to this special woman. We quickly paid for the space to fuck and went up stairs. The steps were littered with debris and castaways of life. The room was unexpectedly clean. The sheets looked as if they were just changed. The bathroom had running water and a semi-clean toilet, yet I wasn't there for the amenities. I was there to seduce my painted lady. After, placing my wallet in the drawer next to the bed, I started to undress. I watched her staring at me. Her eyes glazed over with jaded passion. It was her job to become the seductress. Her act was both endearing and painful to watch. She started to strip. Her show kept my attention. Slowly, she removed her top. Her breasts, which were magnificent, seemed to be one size too large for her frame. Her lacy lingerie seemed cheap and too showy, yet she could make a Band-Aid look sexy. She crawled up onto the bed like a cat. She licked her lips enticingly. It wasn't hard for me to forget I was paying for this tryst. My body seemed to become alive with sensations as her hand brushed my thigh. She climbed up my torso as she licked my chest like a kitten. Her hand grasped my penis in a solid grip. I knew she was checking me for any sexual transmitted diseases like herpes, gonorrhea, etc. She studied my penis for a second, then with the ease of a magician produced a condom. I started to reach for it, so I could put it on, except she pushed my hand away with her face. She started licking my fingers as if they were five cocks. She sucked on my thumb as if she were giving head to a miniature penis. After opening the package to the condom, she leaned down as if to perform fellatio upon me. In a surprise groan, I felt my penis engulfed by her mouth. She had placed the condom on the tip of my engorged cock and rolled it on with her mouth. The feeling was sensational. My hands wandered over her succulent flesh for the first time. Her body was a masterpiece. I immediately ran my hands down her back to her firm bottom. My hand traveled down her mossy crease between her buttocks. I encountered her puckered anus with my forefinger, as she expertly slicked up my condom-covered penis with her hot saliva. I was stunned at her reaction to my exploration. Instead of just allowing me to grope and feel her body, she encouraged it with writhing, moaning, and mumbles of pleasure. My hand traveled further into her depths. I traced a path over her moist slit, over her clitoris, and into her soft forest of pubic hair. Usually, a condom feels like a bathing suit, but tonight I couldn't tell the difference. Her mouth was hot. She twirled her tongue around my cock with enthusiasm. It was all an act, but I didn't think about it. She was a good actress. Soon, I felt the familiar stirring of an orgasm. Molten hot semen started forth. She must have had psychic abilities because she soon ceased her oral torture and sat astride my bucking hips. With practiced ease, she descended on my hardened shaft. In a surprising turn of events, she started slamming her cunt forcefully up and down my shaft. She completely enveloped me with each bucking gyration. I felt the sweat from her actions drip down my balls, tickling my soft flesh. I kept my attention to the travel of one lone drop of her moisture, as it dripped from hair to hair and finally down the crevice of my own ass. I wanted this to last forever. Suddenly, she stopped all motion. I could feel her inner muscles milking my shaft. My hands were groping her breasts in handfuls. I bit gently into her soft flesh. Her eyes were wild, whether it was passion or disgust I was not sure. Slowly she descended one last time and her I could feel her orgasm vibrate through my soul. I came. I was sure the sheer force of my orgasm had burst the condom. She collapsed next to me. I smiled, but when I started to talk, she put her finger to my lips to silence me. Our hour was up. I collected my wallet out of the drawer and paid her. She grabbed the money instantly and counted it. The brief hour of passion in her eyes had turned to a cold glassy stare. The end -- Hawk Richards hawkrds@aol.com Hawk Richards' Storyboard http://members.aol.com/hawkrds -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | \ .../assm/faq.html> /