Message-ID: <3376eli$9708261020@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: From: dragonslayer@iname.com (Beowulf The Dragon Slayer) Subject: [ASS] NEW: "The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy: IX " (MF, oral, cum, teen?, sf, humor) Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories,alt.stories.erotic Keywords: MF oral cum teen? sf humor Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-Id: <3402be46.11244024@news.ibm.net.il> DISCLAIMER: The following text contains graphical descriptions of sex acts performed between consenting adults. If you find this kind of description offensive please do not read on. COPYRIGHT NOTICE: Copyright 1997 (c) Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. This is a work of fiction based on the series _The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy_ by Douglas Adams. This work may not be reproduce in whole or in part without the written consent of the author (excluding archiving on a free and publicly accessible library/BBS). The author can be reached via electronic mail: DragonSlayer@iname.com THEMES: MF, oral, cum, teen?, sf, humor. The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy by Beowulf The Dragon Slayer Copyright (c) 1997 Chapter IX: Stranger Things Have Happened The Heart of Gold Stopped. A beep woke Arthur from his sleep. He dressed and left him room, heading for the bridge. On his way he met Jemb. They walled together. They arrived at the bridge. They sent a signal to wake up the rest of the crew. They were orbiting a blue and green planet that looked amazingly similar to Earth. It was in fact Earth. A communication light blinked and Arthur went over and pressed a button. Trillian appeared on the Monitor. "Trill.." Arthur started as the woman on the monitor cut him off. "I'm not Trillian, I'm Trishia MacMillan" "Trishia, what...? Where are we?" Arthur said, realizing they where not where they were supposed to be. "I 'fixed' your ship so..." "Hey baby" Zaphod said to the woman on the monitor as he entered the room together with Trillian. A second later he realized that he was not talking to Trillian but to Trishia MacMillan and shut up. "Trishia, what's going on here?" Arthur started and looking at Jemb's amazement explained "Jemb, meet Trishia MacMillan, Trillian's alter-ego from the alternate Earth." Jemb stilled looked puzzled. Arthur continued "We," he moved his hand around the room pointing at everybody (including Ford and Random that just entered the room), "are from an alternate dimension and Trillian is really Trishia MacMillan from our universe... It's a long story... You see, my Earth was destroyed by the Vo..." "Arthur, no time for that now," Trishia MacMillan interrupted, "you might not notice but we are, and so are you, slowly disappearing from existence. You see, since there is one copy of the Guide left from your universe a large dimensional slide is moving this Earth back to your universe and since there is not Earth in your... well, you get the deal... Now we have to get the Guide and destroy it." "But we don't have it here" Jemb replied. "Can't we go to a party or something?" Ford suggested and received an agreeing node from Zaphod. "You meed the Hitch Hiker's Guide ?" Random interrupted Ford looking at Trishia and Trillian. "Yes, dear" They both answered simultaneously. "Then I have it mom," Random looked ashamed at Trillian and Trishia MacMillan "I picked it up in that planet that was blasted." "What?" Arthur shouted. "What?" Jemb shouted. "What?" Trillian and Trishia MacMillan shouted. "Who cares?" Zaphod shouted. "Yeah?" Ford shouted. "Yes" Random said silently and left for her room. In a minute she was back carrying the black box with the words "Don't Panic" written on it. Jemb grabbed the book from her hand and flipped it through the air. He pulled out a small gun and in a second evaporated the thing. Random started crying and ran to her room. The monitor went blank. The ship blinked for a nanosecond and then continued orbiting the planed as if nothing happened. The planet below blinked for a nanosecond and then continued orbiting the sun as if nothing happened. The Universe itself blinked for a nanosecond and then continued orbiting Bill Gates as if nothing happened. Actually, something did happen in that nanosecond. A fortunate chain of events which the author have no intention of explaining sent Marvin several thousands light-years away to a small planet occupied by a race of humanoid females were he is to spend the rest of his unnatural life as a fuck-machine were he discovered the Ultimate Question to which the answer is 42. Random was still crying in her room when Ford knocked on her door. "Are you O.K.?" he asked through the closed door. "No" She replied. Ford opened the door and walked in. He sat by her on the bed and started rubbing her shoulders, trying to calm her down. She continued sobbing and laid her head on his lap. Ford continued rubbing her shoulders, feeling his cock getting harder and harder. Random felt it too. She felt it getting harder and longer as it was pressed to her cheek. "Wow," she thought to herself, "It's sure is big." She slowly calmed down as she started pressing her mouth on the large hump that appeared under Ford's pants. Ford felt Random's mouth on his cock and started sliding his hand very slowly under her shirt. Random moved a little and started rubbing Ford's balls through his pants. She liked what she felt and slowly undid his fly. After a short struggle she managed to get Ford's cock out into full view. She started sliding a finger up and down his long dong, admiring it's length and thickness. By now Ford had his hand inside Random's shirt and he started massaging her tits in slow, long movements. Random was not kissing the side of his dick with her hand opening his pants' button to allow more room. She paused for a second as she undressed him and laid him on the bed. Random was now sitting on the bed, her back to Ford's face, and her hands gently rubbing his prick and balls. She continued rubbing his cock until Ford started inhaling and exhaling heavily. Then, in one fast move, she slipped the large cock deep into her mouth. She could barely get it all in but she started sucking it, moving her head up and down as her hand grabbed the base of the cock and pulled it down, exposing it's entire length. She kept on sucking he cock, almost choking whenever she pushed it too deep into her mouth. She liked sucking it. It made her hot. Ford was lying on the bed quivering with pleasure from the deep-throat Random was giving him. He pushed his pelvis harder against her face until he felt he was about to come. Just at that moment Random pulled away and sat on the bed, looking at his cock a small drop of pre-cum appeared on it's tip. She smeared the drop on the finger and started licking it, looking at Ford as she did so. Ford went mad. I a second he was undressing Random and in a second he laid her on her back and glide his cock into her wet pussy. He started humping and pumping. Random felt the big cock deep inside her wet cunt and went nuts. She started moaning and screaming with pleasure as each centimeter of his cock gliding in and out of her got her loser to orgasm. Ford, was about to come. He pulled out of her thinking he could hold on alittle longer. Random, on the other hand, wanted him to come. She wanted to feel his wet, sticky jizz splashed on her face and tits. She sad down on started masturbating him, his cock almost touching her face. It a second a warm, wet shot of cum hit Random's face, some of it getting into her mouth. She pointed his cock downwards and the second splash hit right between her tits. The third and last splash he her left boob. Random started smearing Ford's cum on her tits and face, rubbing the wet tip of his cock on her right nipple while she was licking the white stuff from her lips and fingers. Ford pulled back and decided that he have to repay her at least alittle. He laid himself on the bad and started eating her pussy skillfully. Pushing aside the red hair he spread her cunt lips and started licking her hole and clit. Slowly Random started moaning, rubbing his cum on her tits with one hand and pressing his head deeper between her legs. Ford now was eating her harder, sucking her clit into his mouth and fingering her hole faster and faster until, with a long low moan Random came, quizzing her tits together while trying on vain to lick the cum off of them. On the bridge Trillian was fighting with Zaphod about were to go next. She wanted to get something to eat. Zaphod, on the other hand, was thinking more in the direction of sex, drugs, and rock'nroll. Trillian gave up and left to her room while Zaphod tried to explain to Jemb and his two lovely assistants why they should not go back home but join them to the party he was taking them to. "But where is it?" Yeli asked. "Who cares?" Zaphod replied, "It a party." The truth was that, at the time, Zaphod had no idea where to go in order to find a good party. "Computer," he said, "take us to the nearest party, O.K.?" It did. End of Chapter IX -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | \ .../assm/faq.html> /