Message-ID: <3319eli$9708250920@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: From: dragonslayer@iname.com (Beowulf The Dragon Slayer) Subject: [ASS] NEW: "The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy: VIII " (FFF, dildo, anal, sf, humor) Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Keywords: FFF dildo anal sf humor Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-Id: <34004de0.14846650@news.ibm.net.il> Trillian Discovers the fun of female love. Dedicated with "Love an Kisses" to Kim: What's a dick good for anyway? -- Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. DragonSlayer@iname.com The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. (ROA 48) -- ===================================================================== DISCLAIMER: The following text contains graphical descriptions of sex acts performed between consenting adults. If you find this kind of description offensive please do not read on. COPYRIGHT NOTICE: Copyright 1997 (c) Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. This is a work of fiction based on the series _The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy_ by Douglas Adams. This work may not be reproduce in whole or in part without the written consent of the author (excluding archiving on a free and publicly accessible library/BBS). The author can be reached via electronic mail: DragonSlayer@iname.com THEMES: FFF, dildo, anal, sf, humor. The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy by Beowulf The Dragon Slayer Copyright (c) 1997 Chapter VIII: The Other Side of the Galaxy Jemb was not happy. The planet below was performing it's disappearing act ever more rapidly. And the earthling was late. He got up from his chair and opened a door. He looked outside to the vast, black space searching for a ship. I a Minute a ship was there. He went out the door and leaped into the ship's airlock. A hissing sound filled the small room as the air was entering it. It made him dizzy. Oxygen always made him feel alittle strange. The air-lock inner door opened and Jemb stepped forward into the Heart of Gold's bridge. "Hey," Arthur said not looking at the Galor behind him. "Big problems" Jemb replied. "The Vogons were stupid enough to destroy the entire planet without even checking to see if the book was there, which obviously it wasn't." "So you are the stupid asshole who had the planet destroyed," Zaphod interrupted, "we barely had a chance..." a harsh look from Jemb silenced him. "Do you have the book?" Jemb looked at Arthur. "No, why? You mean you don't know were it is?" Arthur almost panicked. "Not good." "Yeah..." Zaphod started, only to be cut off again by Jemb's fierce look. "What bo..." Random started asking as she entered the room only to be cut off by Trillian who started saying something only to be interrupted by Zaphod who started saying something but was again silenced by Jemb. "We will have to look for it then. You see, if the book will not be destroyed soon this entire system will just fade out, and I haven't even had my breakfast today" Jemb continued, ignoring the astonishment in the room. At this point it is possible that the reader might feel a little out of place in regards to why the Solar system is about to blink out of existence, who wants to destroy it, what does the Guide have to do with all this, and why in Zarkon's name does Jemb wants to stop this from happening. The first question can, no doubt, be answered very easily by everyone familiar with the situation as well as Jemb is. Since the author is not immortal, yet, he have no clue as to why this is happening and will gladly take Jemb's word for it. The second question is relevant to first and therefore will remain mysterious as well. The third question can only be answered after the two first questions were answered. As for the last question, The author must admit that breakfast is, no doubt, a good enough reason to save a system from being destroyed, even if the system in question is the Solar System. The airlock opened again and in came two tall, well built ladies each holding a small briefcase. Louise was black with a nice ass and large tits while Yeli was a more slender blond with great legs. "I've taken the liberty to ask in my two assistants..." Jemb started. Ford and Zaphod stood perplexed not being able to take their look from the two busty ladies that stood there in minimal dress. Jemb introduced everybody to everybody and ordered the computer to set a course to the System HUI on the far side of the Galaxy. There, he thought, they can begin their search. Ford was having other things on his mind at the moment, namely, Louise, Yeli and how to get them into bed with him. Zaphod was thinking the same thing. Surprisingly enough, Trillian was thinking the same thing too. Arthur was busy trying to understand why they are going to the other side of the Galaxy when the problem seemed to be connected to the Solar System. However, since the only person in the room that knew the answer to the question was busy opening the cases his two assistants, Louise and Yeli, brought him, Arthur gave up and went to sleep. Random was trying to ask Jemb what was the whole story with a book but he gave her a quick "Do Not Disturb" look and turned his back on her. She decided that if they don't want her to help then she won't and left for her room. "I'll show you to your room" Trillian broke the silence gesturing Louise and Yeli to follow her. The three of the left the bridge leaving Zaphod and Ford with they mouths open as they looked at the firm butts of the two ladies move as they walked. "You'll have to share one," Trillian said as they walked pass the dim corridor, "we don't have enough space." The two girls smiled. They were feeling dizzy from the effects of the Oxygen to which they were not accustomed. As Trillian opened the door to their room Yeli almost collapsed. "Honey," Trillian went over and helped her, "Are you O.K.?" "We'll be fine," Louise replied for her companion, "it's just that you breath so much Oxygen, who can you live like that?" She sad on the bed. Trillian helped Yeli to the bed and sat down between the two girls. "Yes," she said, "I forget that you're not human." She put her hand on Louise's shoulder and started massaging it. "That's nice" Louise murmured and put her hand on Trillian's thigh. Trillian was feeling naughty, she started thinking how it would feel like to eat this girl's pussy. The thought itself made her shiver and she put her hand on Yeli's thigh. Louise took that as a positive reply and started moving her hand slowly up Trillian's leg, pushing her dress upwards as she did so. Trillian grinned and started to move her hand on Yeli's leg in the same fashion. She put her other hand on Louise's leg and started rubbing it up and down on her bare thigh, almost feeling her getting wet under the tight shorts she was wearing. Yeli liked to have Trillian's hand caressing her leg and she quickly leaned back and grabbed Trillian's tits from behind massaging them through the light cloth of her dress and bra. Trillian liked that, she moved both her right hand up under Yeli's skirt and started moving it slowly over her smooth underwear gently pressing it against her crouch. Her other hand was already deep between Louise's legs pressed against her short tights under which she was obviously wearing nothing. Louise started moaning as she grabbed Trillian panties under her dress and started pulling them up, thus squeezing them against Trillian's wet cunt. Yeli lifted Trillian's ass up and in a second she pulled her dress over her head. She slowly pushed Trillian on the bed and started sucking her nipples, first through her white bra and then pulling her bra down so she could feel Trillian's real breasts. Trillian started moaning in rhythm with Yeli's licking as she struggled to remove Louise's shirt. She could feel Louise getting wet under her shorts and it was not long before the black goddess was stark naked on the bed, one hand trying to remove Trillian's panties while the other was massaging Yeli's firm pale tits. Yeli continued to suck and lick Trillian's tits as she removed her panties from under her skirt throwing them on Trillian's face. The smell of Yeli's cunt made Trillian lick her lips with anticipation. She wanted so much to taste a cunt right now. She moved her hand down Yeli's belly until she reached her soft, wet mound and started slowly rubbing Yeli's clit. Yeli started moaning but kept sucking and licking Trillian's nipples. Louise, however, was not busy kissing Trillian's belly-button on her way to her cunt. She got lower and lower until one of her tits slipped right in between Trillian's legs. The feeling of the warm boob on her clean shaven cunt sent Trillian into a frenzy as she started tightening her legs around Louise's tit. Louise also felt Trillian's reaction to her tit landing on her cunt and she grabbed it with one hand and slowly rubbed her nipple on Trillian's wet cunt. Trillian decided that she needs more and pulled Yeli up until her cunt was right over her mouth, she began by letting her fingers move slowly over Yeli's clit rubbing it up and down and continued by letting two fingers slip into her pale pink cunt. Louise was by that time already licking Trillian's wet pussy, one hand grabbing Trillian's tit as the other was rubbing her own wet nipple. Yeli took her shirt off, letting her pale firm breasts dangle as she stood on all four, her cunt over Trillian's head. Trillian started fingering Yeli's asshole as she was sucking and licking on her moist cunt. This sent Yeli into newer heights of ecstasy and she came screaming, pressing her pussy harder into Trillian's face until she could barely breath. Louise now got up and laid besides Trillian. Trillian started kissing her big black tits. The taste of the nipple that was not long ago pressed against her own cunt made Trillian crazy. She was about to move down and start eating Louise's cunt when she felt Yeli rubbing her hands on her cunt. As she looked down she saw Yeli sitting on the foot of the bed, one hand fingering her cunt while the other was fingering Louise's. Trillian kept sucking on Louise's tits when an idea hit her. She got up from the bed and put on a short dressing gown. "I'll be right back" she said and left the room in a hurry. She came back a few seconds later only to find the girls stuck in a 69 position eating each other's pussy furiously. She sad on the bed and watched as Yeli was licking Louise's cunt, spreading its lips apart to expose the dark pink that laid hidden under those black lips. Trillian took out of her robe's pocked what seemed to be a pearl neckless. She started rubbing her hand over Louise's cunt and then over her asshole, lubricating it, while Yeli kept eating the black girl's cunt. Trillian slowly started inserting the pearls into Louise's asshole. With each new pearl inserted into her ass Louise moaned harder and harder. As Trillian finished inserting the entire neckless up Louise's butt, leaving outside only one pearl, she moved Yeli's mouth from Louise's cunt and turned her on her back. Louise was now on her back, spreading her black cunt wide open as she was moaning and fingering herself. Trillian gestured Yeli to come besides her. She pushed Louise's hands aside and shoved to fingers in the warm soft hole. She grabbed one one of Louise's tits and started fucking Louise with her fingers. It was not long before Louise started comming. Trillian motioned Yeli to make her move as she continued fingering Louise's cunt. Yeli grabbed the the neckless and slowly started pulling it out of Louise's ass. Pearl after pearl. Very Slowly. And with each pearl that came out her ass Louise was coming harder and harder. A pearl, an orgasm. Every pearl coming out Louise was screaming harder, begging Trillian to fuck her faster, begging Yeli not to stop. When the entire neckless was out Louise could not take it anymore and fainted on the bed from exhaustion. Now Trillian wanted some for herself, she pulled her vibrator from her robe and let the robe slip off her tense body. She gave the vibrator to Yeli and lay on her belly on the bed. Lifting her ass up Yeli started licking her shaved cunt from behind until she felt it was wet enough. Then, in one hard blow, she pushed the big dildo deep into Trillian's acing cunt. Trillian gasped but regained her senses in a minute and started moving her ass up and down on the dildo as Yeli was licking her ass hole and the back of the pussy. Trillian moved herself faster grabbing her clit between her forefinger and thumb and squeezing it harder until she felt she was ready to come. She continued riding her fake cock while pressing her clit harder between her fingers. Yeli felt that Trillian was about to come and she quickly stuck a finger up her asshole. Trillian came and as Yeli continue to stick her finger deeper into her asshole and her dildo deeper into her cunt, Trillian kept coming for quite some time, trembling and quivering until she, too, collapsed on the bed powerless, the dildo still in her cunt. A Soft hum wrapped the ship as it glide though the empty space. The hum stopped. A strange noise was heard. Someone entered the vassal, she went to the computer and pressed a few buttons. A strange noise was heard. A Soft hum wrapped the ship as it glide though the empty space. End of Chapter VIII -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | \ .../assm/faq.html> /