Message-ID: <3196eli$9708201622@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: From: dragonslayer@iname.com (Beowulf The Dragon Slayer) Subject: [ASS] NEW: "The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy: VI " (M/F, inter, sf, humor) Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories,alt.stories.erotic Keywords: M/F inter st humor Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-Id: <33faeffb.21607571@news.ibm.net.il> Short chapter with very little story line. email your comments to: Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. DragonSlayer@iname.com The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. (ROA 48) -- ========================================================================= DISCLAIMER: The following text contains graphical descriptions of sex acts performed between consenting adults. If you find this kind of description offensive please do not read on. COPYRIGHT NOTICE: Copyright 1997 (c) Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. This is a work of fiction based on the series _The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy_ by Douglas Adams. This work may not be reproduce in whole or in part without the written consent of the author (excluding archiving on a free and publicly accessible library/BBS). The author can be reached via electronic mail: DragonSlayer@iname.com THEMES: M/F, inter, sf, humor The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy by Beowulf The Dragon Slayer Copyright (c) 1997 Chapter VI: The Heart of Gold The salesman walked into the the large hangar. "You are going to like that one" he said as Arthur and Trillian followed him in. He approached what seemed to be a large ship covered with a black cloth. He walked to the wall and pressed a button. A sound of a mechanical engine filled the air as the black cloth was lifted by a chain from above. Arthur and Trillian stood there amazed. "Ar..." Arthur started saying to Trillian "Yeah..." she replied not taking her eyes of the ship. The ship in front of them was The Heart of Gold. "It can't be The Heart of Gold, can it?" Arthur whispered to Trillian. "Can't be!" Trillian replied. "This," said the salesman ignoring his customer's awe, "its an exact replica of the ship known as 'The Heart of Gold'. Naturally, it doesn't have the Improbability Drive engine the original one had, but its fast enough as it is." Ford and Trillian relaxed. "How much?" Trillian asked the salesman. "I think we can arrange something that will satisfy us all" he replied winking at her and smiling a naughty grin. Trillian looked at him. "He is rather handsome", she thought, "I bet he is big too. Black men normally are." She grinned back. "Can I?" Arthur asked pointing at the ship. "Make yourself at home" the salesman replied and pressed another button on the wall. The door to the fake Heart of Gold opened and Arthur walked slowly in. "We'll be at the office, discussing the sale" Trillian shouted as he disappeared inside. The salesman walked into the office on the other side of the hangar. Trillian followed him looking at his butt as he walked. "Nice" she thought to herself feeling rather naughty at what she was going to do. She never fucked someone for a sale and would probably never have done it if he wasn't so cute and she didn't want that ship so badly. As she entered the room the salesman locked the door. She pulled down the shades and approached her. Trillian knew what he wanted. She knew what she wanted. She got closer to him and started kissing him. Long deep kisses, her tongue exploring every corner in his deep warm mouth. This made her hot, she grabbed his ass with one hand while rapping her other hand over his large, firm shoulders. She was kissing him wildly and it felt great. She felt herself getting wet, her shaved pussy moistening her small tight panties. The salesmen started grabbing her exposed ass underneath her dress, pulling her G-string in and out of the slit of her ass. Trillian started unbuttoning his white shirt licking his black chest and sucking on his nipples. The salesmen started massaging her tits, pressing them and pinching her nipples through the thin cloth of her dress. Trillian left his unbuttoned shirt on and started opening his pants until she got he large prick out. She stood for a minute holding it in her hands and enjoining the look of the big black thong. The salesman wasn't going to let her have all the fun and he quickly opened the top button of her dress and grabbed her left tit in his big hand, squashing her nipple between his fingers. Trillian moaned and started rubbing his cock as he opened another button of her dress and let her firm tits come into full view. He started licking her nipples and sucking each nipple in turn while pinching and quizzing the other. Trillian moaned with pleasure, feeling hot and wet. She pulled back and sat on a chair in the corner. She pulled off the panties and spread her legs. The salesman looked at Trillian with delight. She slowly pulled up her dress exposing her pink, shaved cunt, all wet from anticipation. The salesman undressed and stood naked in front of Trillian who, looking at his big black cock, started touching herself, spreading her cunt lips and massaging her tits, desperately trying to lick her own nipples. The black stud moved closer to her and kneeled on the floor. He pushed Trillian's hand away from her hot cunt and started licking her fully exposed clit, backing out ever couple of seconds to admire her pink open pussy. Trillian was on the verge of orgasm, moaning and screaming as the salesman was licking her clit and pushing his fingers deep inside her. He pulled back alittle and used both his hands to spread her pussy lips apart, looking at her black, open hole. She started blowing air into her cunt, every now and them licking and sucking her clit to moisten her. She felling of cold air touching her clit, penetrating deep inside her cunt drove Trillian into a mindblowing orgasm. She pushed his mouth to her cunt as she came quivering. The salesmen, however, was not going to be left unsatisfied. He stood up and grabbed Trillian's waist, gently lifting her off the chair and slowly sitting her on his cock. Trillian felt his cock penetrating her slowly, rubbing her clit as it went deeper and deeper inside her until there was nowhere left to go. The salesman kicked the chair away and moved a step forward, sending Trillian into a frenzy as his cock pushed deeper into her almost to the verge of pain. Trillian rapped her lags around his black, muscled back as he pushed her back to the wall. He started lifting Trillian up and down, sitting her on his cock as she was no heavier then an inflating doll. Trillian was kissing him deeper and deeper as his hands massaged her ass. The salesman started rubbing Trillian's asshole which made her moan even loader, "Please, put it in" she gasped in his ear. He started rubbing her asshole faster and faster until it was all wet. Then he slowly pushed his middle finger up her ass. Trillian screamed with pleasure and came a second time, pressing against him so he would penetrate deeper into her (as if that was possible). The salesman felt Trillian's cunt sucking his cock in and he came right there and then, shooting his load deep into Trillian's pussy. Trillian was still coming and the feeling of the guy's cum flowing deep inside her made her come even harder. She kept riding his cock until she felt him shoot his last load of cum into her. The salesman pulled away and started getting dressed. Trillian straitened her dressed and picked up her panties from the floor. She was about to wear them as she decided she was feeling naughty and put them in her purse instead. She watched the salesman as he was putting his shirt back on. "Lovely body" she thought to herself wishing she could fuck him again sometime. The salesman walked to shelf and pulled out some papers. He put them on the table and wrote some stuff on them. He looked at Trillian and grinned. "I need you sign here" he pointed at the paper. Trillian approached the table and looked at the papers. She signed by the cross and gave the pen back to the salesman. "And here" he continued and pointed at another paper. She signed it too. A few minutes later Trillian was navigating a brand new Replicated Heart of Gold out of the ship yard. Ford woke up alone. He felt naked. He looked down and found out that he was, in fact, naked. He went into the bathroom and took a quick shower. A large glass clock was hanging on the wall. One hand was on 5, the other on 15. Ford looked up and saw the clock. Two seconds later he was already running on the beach towards the small bar were he left Zaphod several hours ago. As he arrived at the bar Arthur and Trillian were standing outside looking angry, while Random was supporting Zaphod who was, as he was most of the time lately, too drunk to stand. "You are late" Trillian looked at Ford with a harsh eye. "So-ry, ba-by," Ford replied smiling, "had some stuff to do?" "What?" Arthur was pissed. "Had to sleep. Lighten up willya?" Ford said angrily. "Did you get a ship?" "You should see the ship..." Arthur started excited but Trillian hushed him. They went around the bar and into the parking place. Ford stood silently. Random stood silently. Even Zaphod tried to stand silently. "Its..." Ford started. "Not the Heart of Gold." Trillian cut him off walking towards the large ship. "Only a replica." Arthur explained and boarded the ship as well. Random guided Zaphod into the belly of the ship while Ford continued standing outside with he mouth wide open. A minute later he followed as Trillian came out again and rushed him in. In the ship everything looked the same at the original Heart of Gold. The same bridge. The same panels, even the same computer. "Computer." "Yes `mam. How can I help you `mam? Lovely to hear you `mam." "Oh, shut up!" "Yes `mam, shutting up `mam." "Computer," Trillian continued, and hastingly added "don't answer me, just listen. We need to get to the System Sol as soon as possible. We need to get to Asteroid 615ASD in the asteroid belt around the star Sol. Is that understood?" No reply. "Answer me damn it, is that understood?" "Yes `mam. Understood `mam. Ast..." the computer continued saying how well he understood the command as everyone left for their rooms. 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