Message-ID: <3136eli$9708191347@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: From: dragonslayer@iname.com (Beowulf The Dragon Slayer) Subject: [ASS] NEW: "The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy: V " (M/F, M/F, oral, anal, st, humor) Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-ID: <33ffa51f.173350974@news.ibm.net.il> Have fun, -- Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. DragonSlayer@iname.com The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. (ROA 48) -- ====================================================================== DISCLAIMER: The following text contains graphical descriptions of sex acts performed between consenting adults. If you find this kind of description offensive please do not read on. COPYRIGHT NOTICE: Copyright 1997 (c) Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. This is a work of fiction based on the series _The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy_ by Douglas Adams. This work may not be reproduce in whole or in part without the written consent of the author (excluding archiving on a free and publicly accessible library/BBS). The author can be reached via electronic mail: DragonSlayer@iname.com THEMES: M/F, M/F, teen?, oral, anal, cum, st, humor The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy by Beowulf The Dragon Slayer Copyright (c) 1997 Chapter V: Pink Galors. Galors are a curious race. They seem to be the only race that does not live on actual planets. They live on asteroids. They are short, humanoid beings with an intelligence far beyond that of other races. They are a very justfull race, devoted to making the universe a better place to live in. That's part of the reason they live on asteroids, nobody wants them on their planet. The rest of the reason why they live on asteroids involves the fact they are immortal. Jemb open a communication channel. From his office on Asteroid 615ASD he had a great look at the solar system. The blue and white planet below was blinking in and out of existence. This was not a good sign. It meant that the Vogons did not do their job properly. "AHUUUUAHHUU" a scream came trough the comm channel. "What do you want?" asked the voice of Prostetnic Vogon Yeltz from the speakers. "Have you done what I told you?" "Yes Sir!" grumbled the Vogon, "Blasted the planet to dust. Even ahead of schedule!" "What?" screamed Jemb. "You sordid idiot, nut brain, low life piece of jello. You destroyed the planet? I told you to destroy the book not the entire planet!" Prostetnic Vogon Yeltz was not sure if the words spoken by Jemb were insults or compliments. He went for compliments. "Yes sir" he said proudly, "Blasted both the planet and the book" he explained not forgetting to mention again that he was ahead of schedule. Jemb was furious. He knew he should never have used the Vogons for this job. They were too dumb to do things right. He closed the comm channel without even replying to the Vogon's boasting. She planet below continue blinking in and out of existence. His only chance now was the ape. He opened another channel. "Yes?" Arthur Dent's voice came through the speakers. "Earthling," said Jemb, "It's so bad to here you again." "J..." Arthur started saying something but was interrupted. "I hope you did not forget our appointment" continued Jemb. "Ah, no" "Good" said Jemb and shut down the comm channel. On the beach at Sensua IX Ford was sipping a cold refreshing drink, smoking a large Cuban cigar, and fondling the breasts of a busty blond. The reader might think it strange the Ford was smoking a Cuban Cigar several light years away from the place where Cuba, joined to the rest of the world, was now blinking in and out of existence. Well, just to set things on the right side the same reader should now that Cuban Cigars are made in the Planet Cubacus orbiting the second star of the binary system Uhy. The reader should however be puzzled from the fact that those Cigars found their way to the large continent on which the place call Cuba exits (actually, exists-not-exists). This is one of life's little mysteries never to be solved. But I diverse. On the beach at Sensua IX Ford was sipping a cold refreshing drink, smoking a large Cuban cigar, and fondling the breasts of a busty blond. "Ford, stop that" said the blond giggling. Ford stopped fondling her tits and took a sip from his drink. "You know Het," he said looking at the lovely pink sea, "this place makes me horny". Het giggled. She wasn't the smartest creature in the world, but then, she had the most marvelous pair of tities you ever seen. Ford was feeling his cock swell as he was staring at her tits which seemed to want nothing more but to get out of the green bikini that was constraining them. Ford was about to invite Het to his ship when he remembered he doesn't have one. Arthur was at ship-yard with Trillian trading the old rack for a newer rack. "Lets get a room" he suggested. "Where would you put it?" Het replied after a few seconds of thought. "Ah?" Ford got confused. "No. I mean lets rent a room at the hotel over there so we can fuck out brains out" he quickly gathered his senses. "That sounds lovely" Het looked at the high building Ford was referring too. She got up and cleaned the sand from her ass and thighs. Ford got up too dropping the lit bud of his cigar on the send. They left for the hotel. Seconds later a young woman stepped on the lit bud and burned her foot. (This is not actually a part of the story. The fact that the young woman burned her foot have nothing to do with the plot. Its here just to remind you that if you ever drop a lit cigar bud on the beach at Sensua IX you may very well cause someone to burn his foot.) The room was nice. It had a large water bed with pink sheets and mirrored walls. Just what you would expect from this kind of place. Ford was horny as hell. He felt his cock pulsing in his pants. He grabbed Het from behind and started massaging her large tits pressing his crouch against her ass. He quickly got rid of her bikini top and started pinching her nipples. Het seemed to like it. She reached back and unbuttoned Ford's fly. Ford kept massaging her tits and pinching her nipples. Het stuck her hands into Ford's pants and started rubbing his long cock while putting her other hand into her bikini bottom and fingering herself. Ford stood back and took his pants down looking at the blond babe fingering herself and pinching her nipples. He sat on the waterbed and watched as Het was taking her bikini off and standing naked infront of him spreading her pink cunt lips with one hand and rubbing her clit with the other. She was so hot Ford could actually see her pussy dripping small drops of moist on the floor. "Come here," he said as he lay naked on the bed. Het woke up from her exctasy dreaming and moved over to the bed. She lay on her belly besides ford with both her hands still rubbing her pussy. Ford looked for a few seconds in silence as the girl near him masturbated her wits out moving her ass up and down while her fingers go in and out of her wet cunt. He decided it was time for more action and grabbed her ass in both hand setting her on all fours. He got up behind her and put his hand on her wet pussy. He lay himself on his back, his head just under Het's open dripping cunt and slowly started licking her. From this position Ford had a great viewpoint of her pink, wet cunt. He used his hands to spread her pussy lips and look a long look at her black opened hole. Het was in a frenzy, screaming and moaning as Ford was licking her wet cunt, sucking her juices, while his tongue was playing catch with her clitoris. Het moaned harder and harder, pressing her tits harder and harder with the hand she was not leaning on. Ford liked her. He hadn't ate such a great pussy for a long time now. He kept licking and sucking and started to rub Het's asshole with one hand as the other was helping Het with her large breast. Het was going wild until finally ford stuck his small finger into her asshole. The feeling of his finger inside her ass drove Het into new heights and she came screaming. "Wow," she said, "I never had anything in there. That feels great." "Yes? Well, if you liked one finger, you'll probably like my cock as well" Ford said and got up behind her. He started to slowly push his cock into her asshole as Het was moaning with pleasure. When he was finally in he fixed his position alittle and started fingering Het's still wet cunt. Het was delighted. She have never had someone fuck her up the ass and it felt great. She pushed her hand over his hand and slowly inserted his fingers in her cunt while she herself was rubbing her clit in circular movement. With every stroke of Ford's big cock in her ass her felt hotter, rubbing herself faster and faster. Ford was really on top of her. He was pumping his dick harder and harder into her ass as each pump sent waves of pleasure up his spine. The idea that her was the only one to fuck her ass was great, and what made things even better for him was that her hole was to tight he could feel it closing on his cock like a hand holding a stick. Ford kept humping and pumping Het's ass as she was fingering herself and guiding his fingers into her cunt. In a flash Het was coming again. A long hard orgasm that shook her entire body. Het came so hard that she was practically sucking him deeper into her asshole. Ford could not take it much more. Her ass was so tight it drove him insane and in one hard blow her shot his load deep inside her asshole. He pulled back and as they both collapsed on the waterbed he could actually see drops of cum dripping out of the tight little asshole he was fucking a second ago. "Grrr..." mumbled Het as she let her body relax from the effort, "I liked that." "Me too" grinned Ford and fell asleep. On the beach Random was sitting alone. She was reading the Guide she got the other day from the three studs at the bar. She tried to find the entry for Sensua IX but the Guide insisted that there are only eight planets in the Sensua system. She gave up. A lifeguard yelled at her something she did not quite understand. She decided to go and check it out. "What?" she said to the lifeguard as she entered his small hut. "Youarenotallowedtowearanythingonthisbeachbutbathingsuites!" he said. "What?" "Youhavetowearabathingsuit." "Canyouspeakslower?" she asked in reply. "Yes." "So, what do want?" "You can't wear this," the lifeguard said with great effort to talk slower. He pointed at her jeans and T shirt. "You have to wear a bathing suit." "Why?" "Becausethat'stherule." "I don't see a sign anywhere saying that" she insisted. The lifeguard kneeled down and lifted a sign from the floor. He showed it to Random. It said "All humanoids must wear bathing suits. Other races must expose at least two tentacles!" "But" said Random, "I don't have any." The lifeguard looked stunned. In all the time he was working on the beach he never heard such a thing. He sat on chair to think. Random looked at him. "Nice built", she thought, "I wander how big he is" she giggled to herself. The lifeguard turned around and said "Bigenough." "How did you..." Random started saying amazed. "I can read your mind," he said slowly, "didn't you know that?" he continue and pointed to a sign above their heads that said "Telepath Lifeguard on Duty: Bathing hours 10:00 to 16:00 - 'Don't Even Think About It Corp.'" "Well," she thought, "Do you think you can fuck me?" She giggled "Onlyifyouwantmeto" he replied to her thought. "Let's see if I do" she moved closer to him and put her hand on his groin. She felt a large bump forming under his shorts. "It was rather big," she thought "not as big as the guy in the bar, but on bad at all." The lifeguard looked insulted. "Don't be insulted," she said, "You're really not bad." The lifeguard grinned and stood up. Random was about to take his shorts off when he backed off and went out the hut. Random could not figure out this guy. He was strange. That excited her. As she was about to follow him out he came back in and closed the door behind him. "I had totake offthe sign" he tried to say slowly but the excitement swept him. Random grinned. She kneeled in front of him and took his shorts down with one strong pull. His cock brushed against her face. "Nice" she said and took it in her hand. She started licking the top of his cock, taking it into her mouth every couple of seconds. This made the lifeguard quiver with delight as his cock got harder and harder with every lick and kiss. Random new what she was doing. She was an excellent cock-sucker and she knew it. She put the tip of his cock in her mouth and started sucking it in while licking it with her tongue. The lifeguard was excited. Random kept sucking the tip of his cock and started massaging his balls. She squished them harder and harder making him beg for her to suck his entire cock. She did. She started deep throating him sucking the entire length of his cock, pushing it deeper and deeper into her mouth until she could hardly breath. Her hand was skillfully rubbing the base of his large cock until she felt he was about to explode. "I want you to come on my face" she thought while still sucking him. In a second he pulled out of mouth and she kept jerking him off until he came. Two long hard shots of cum were sprayed right into her face. Random was delighted, she started spreading his jizz on her face, licking the cum from her fingers and lips until he face was filled with the warm sticky juice. She sucked his cock for the rest of the cum that was left in it and got up. The lifeguard pulled his pants up and looked at her. He could read her mind swirling with emotions as the recalled the sight of his cock splashing her face with those warm white streams. Random looked at the lifeguard and thought "I have to go, I have Zaphod waiting for me at the bar." "Itsbeennicegettingtoknowyou" said the lifeguard and went for the door. "Wait," Random stopped him and went to the water basin in the corner, "I can't go out like that, no matter how good it feels" she continue and washed her face. She dried herself up and opened the door. "My name is Random," she said as she walked out, "remember that." She disappeared behind the small shack. Zaphod was sitting at the bar bumping his heads at the counter at he was passing in and out of consciousness. End of Chapter V -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | \ .../assm/faq.html> /