Message-ID: <2938eli$9708141010@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: From: dragonslayer@iname.com (Beowulf The Dragon Slayer) Subject: [ASS] NEW: "The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy: Chapter II" (M/FFF, con, ..., sf, humor, orgy) Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Summary: Here we find out why two heads are better then one. Keywords: M/FFF con oral anal fist sf humor orgy Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-ID: <33f50442.25546268@news.ibm.net.il> This is the second chapter in the series. If you missed the first part you can email me. comments are always wellcome (better send them via email, me newsfeed is the worst). This chapter have more smut and less story. -- Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. DragonSlayer@iname.com The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. (ROA 48) -- ========================================================================= DISCLAIMER: The following text contains graphical descriptions of sex acts performed between consenting adults. If you find this kind of description offensive please do not read on. COPYRIGHT NOTICE: Copyright 1997 (c) Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. This is a work of fiction based on the series _The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy_ by Douglas Adams. This work may not be reproduce in whole or in part without the written consent of the author (excluding archiving on a free and publicly accessible library/BBS). The author can be reached via electronic mail: DragonSlayer@iname.com THEMES: M/FFF, con, oral, anal, fist, sf, humor, orgy The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy by Beowulf The Dragon Slayer Copyright (c) 1997 Chapter II: Our Man Z.B. Zaphod Bibelbrox woke up in the brink with a terrible hang-over. A terrible hang-over! You never actually experienced a hang-over until you had two heads. He felt like a an inter-galactic cruiser driven by an insane driver was flying back and forth in the vacuum of his heads. "Great Zarkon," he thought, "I really need a drink right now." He looked around and saw a policething standing on the other side of the force field playing a board game with another creature who looked like it was dropped a couple of hundred kilometers and landed flat on it's face. "Hey", Zaphod shouted. "Shut up!" shouted the flat person without taking his flat look of the board. Zaphod was not really the type of person that would take instructions from a person that looked so flat he could easily creep under a closed door, he was, after all the president of the Galaxy. "Hey," he shouted again, "I'm not the kind of person who takes orders from a thing that looks so flat he could easily creep under a closed door!" "OK," said the flat person and pulled out a small Kill`OMatic. "OK," said Zaphod and shut up. He moved back to explore the cell in which he was in. I was a rather large cell with a nice bed and three well build women in it. It had a shower and a fancy bathroom and actually looked more like a honeymoon suite then a jail cell. Zaphod looked at the bed, then at the shower, and then at the three well built women. "Hey," he said to the three well built women in the room. "Hey," answered the tall blond chick. "Hey babe," answered the big-breasted brunette. "Hey honey," said the slim brunette. "What are you gals doin' here? Eh?" "Nothing" Said the blond. "What's your names?" "Jill" said the blond. "Trish," said the big-breasted brunette. "Maggie," said the slim brunette. "I'm Zaphod Bibelbrox, and I have a terrible heads-ace. Anyone like to fix it for me?" Jill moved closer to Zaphod and started padding his left head. He started patting her ass in return. Maggie moved closer also and started massaging his shoulders. "Baby, this feels so good, I can just feel my heads-ace disappearing" Zaphod remarked while Trish started patting his chest. Zaphod could not resist and started caressing Trish's ass too. She had a firm round butt you wouldn't believe. He started squashing it harder and harder while kissing Jill a long deep kiss. His third hand started her way under Trish's shirt towards her nice big tits. Maggie stopped the massage and removed her shirt. Zaphod's hand was already busy taking off Jill's panties from under her dress. Trish moved her hands lower and started caressing his groin. Maggie was already busy trying to remove Zaphod's shirt a thing that proved rather complicated as his left head was kissing Jill and his right one kissing Trish. When Maggie finally got Zaphod's shirt off Trish was already topless and Jill started massaging her tits. Zaphod was now busy fingering Jill with one hand and taking off Maggie's tight shorts off leaving her with nothing but a pair of shoes she quickly took off. By this time Jill got so excited she was struggling to take Trish's skirt off while Maggie herself was busy taking off Zaphod's pants and shoes. Zaphod himself did not, however, stayed actionless and had his hands all over the place: on Jill's bare bottom, on Maggie's tits and under Trish's skirt Jill was trying so hard to take off. After some time they were all naked, except Jill who still wore her mini-dress and refused to let anyone take it off. Zaphod didn't care though because her nipples were so hard he could see them through her white dress. It actually drove him crazy. He wanted to fuck them so much his forgot all about his heads-ace, the brink, and the flat thing with the Kill'OMatic outside. "Girls," he said finally, "Let's go to the bed. OK?" Wordless the three women let him to the bed and lay him on his back. Trish started jerking him off while kissing his cock every couple of seconds. Jill and Maggie started kissing each other while moving their cunts right over Zaphod's heads. After a few seconds Jill and Maggie stopped kissing and started licking Zaphod's cock while Trish was slowly licking and sucking his balls. Zaphod did not miss his chance and was licking and sucking on Jill's cunt with his left head and slowly fistfucking Maggie while licking her asshole with her right head. As Zaphod was moving his hand in and out of Maggie's wide spread cunt Jill was kissing Trish long and deep kisses as she was titfucking Zaphod's cock moving up and down faster and faster. Zaphod continued fistfucking Maggie that started eating Jill's cunt together with Zaphod's left head. Jill and Trish were kissing rapidly while licking Zaphod's cock and balls and swallowing it one at the time. Maggie could take it any longer and collapsed on the bad with a scream of orgasm. Trish noticed Maggie's orgasm and decided she wants one too. She pushed Maggie aside and assumed a position over Zaphod's head. Jill, who was now left alone with Zaphod's cock did not think too long a immediately sat on it. Zaphod's right head was now licking Trish's clit and his hand was digging deep into her cunt. With his left head he saw Jill riding his cock from behind and the sight of her ass pressed under her dress made him crazy. He wanted to fuck her in the ass. "I want to fuck you up the ass" he said to Jill who ignored him completely. He used his two left hands to grab Jill's waist and slowly lifted her up and said again "I want your ass baby." Jill paused for a minute and moved slowly directing his dick right into her small tight asshole. She moaned. Maggie was recovering from her previous climax and started massaging Jill's clit. She slowly turned Jill around to face Zaphod. The feeling of a cock twisting inside her ass sent Jill into a frenzy and she almost came. Trish was swirling back and forth while Zaphod's hand slid in and out her pussy. When she noticed Jill's yellow bush peeping from under her dress she could not help herself and started fingering her. Maggie was on the other side licking Zaphod's cock as it slid in and out of Jill's ass. Trish was about to come and she didn't want to go alone. She slowly pushed her hand into Jill's cunt. Maggie got hold of Trish's big tits and started massaging them as she kept licking Zaphod's cock. That was too much for Trish: a hand in her cunt, a tong licking her clit, her hand in Jill's cunt and Maggie massaging her tits - she came. She came so hard that her entire body shaked and swirled. She moved her hand furiously in and out of Jill's hot cunt, faster and faster. Jill herself was so hot from feeling Zaphod's cock up her ass she started moving faster and faster until she came. She continued moving up and down on Zaphod's cock while Trish now joined Maggie in licking his cock and balls. Zaphod did not intend to give up so soon. He was, after all, the President of the Galaxy. He was pumping his cock in and out Jill's cunt and wanted to make her come again. The three girls, however, had other planes. They started stimulating him harder and harder, Jill riding his cock while Maggie and Trish were licking his balls and ass harder and harder. Soon enough Jill felt Zaphod's cum about to purge out of his cock. She gave him a last deep fuck and lifted her ass. Zaphod came all over the place, him cum spilling all over Jill's well fucked ass and squirting on Maggie and Trish's face and tits. Maggie and Trish started kissing each other swapping the cum on their faces and licking the cum on Jill's ass and dress. Zaphod collapsed and fell asleep. The flat person and the policething out the force-field continued their game silently. A door opened. A bearded man came in followed by a slender redheaded girl. "Is this the brink?" asked the bearded man. "Who wants to know?" asked the policething. "The name is Dent, Arthur Dent." End of Chapter Two -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | \ .../assm/faq.html> /