Message-ID: <2900eli$9708121253@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: From: dragonslayer@iname.com (Beowulf The Dragon Slayer) Subject: [ASS] NEW: "The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy: Chapter I" (M/F,con,oral,cum,sf,humor) Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories,alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.stories.erotic Summary: In this chapter we find out why Ford Perfect is called by that name... Keywords: M/F con oral cum sf humor Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-ID: <33f13ef0.164018507@news.ibm.net.il> This is the first story in a series based on D.A.'s trilogy in five parts. It's not nearly as funny as the original but it does have some hard-core sex descriptions. comments are very wellcome. -- Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. DragonSlayer@iname.com The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. (ROA 48) -- ====================================================================== DISCLAIMER: The following text contains graphical descriptions of sex acts performed between consenting adults. If you find this kind of description offensive please do not read on. COPYRIGHT NOTICE: Copyright 1997 © Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. This is a work of fiction based on the series _The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy_ by Douglas Adams. This work may not be reproduced in whole or in part without the written consent of the author. The author can be reached via electronic mail: DragonSlayer@iname.com THEMES: M/F, con, oral, cum, sf, humor The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy by Beowulf The Dragon Slayer Copyright © 1997 Chapter I Bip... Bip... Bip... Ford Perfect woke up in a fright. He looked up and could see nothing. He looked up and could see nothing. Right - Pitch Black. He felt a breeze at his feet and the did the mistake of looking down. He saw yellow stripes cut the black velvet he felt around him. After two more seconds of bewilderment he noticed that the yellow stripes were getting larger. A nanosecond later Ford was panicking as he fell through the black night. In the light stripes below Trillian and Zaphod Bibelbrox were sitting at the Inter-Jurbo-Galactic-Bar drinking something most people would not like to drink. "Trillian baby, what do you say about a nightcap at my place?" "Forget it! I'm not going to that miserable planet again." "Yeah, right. I forget." He replied and bumped his left head on the counter rendering it unconscious. His right head ordered another drink while one of his arms slowly moved on Trillian's thigh. "So let's go to your place!" he stated and bumped his other head unconscious. Trillian looked nervously at her watch. "He should have been here by now" she thought and pulled a small instrument from her bag. It was a satellite map and the red dot on it was not moving. She did some calculations and stood up ashamed. Zaphod woke up only to see her running out the door and into her spaceship. "Baby," he shouted after her, "I'll just wait here until you come back, right?" Ford gathered his senses quickly and calmed down. He was still falling down rather fast but loosing his senses would not do him any good right now, would it? Keeping his senses wouldn't help him much either but at least that was something new to do. He felt something grab him from behind but ignored it as it was extremely unlikely to happen. He blanked out. Trillian navigated the ship back into the spacedock of the Inter-Jurbo-Galactic-Bar and shut down the engines. She looked at ford passed out on the floor and smiled. It's been along time since she saw him. He looked rather good actually. Of course, he needed a shave and hopefully a shower but the overall state for a person who just dropped a few hundred kilometers was rather good. She tried to wake him up but in vain. Finally she decided a cold shower should get him back and took off his close leaving him only in his underpants. She dragged him to the shower and opened the water. while doing so she got a glimpse of his cock below his shorts. "Now I know why they call him 'Perfect'" she giggled to herself. She dragged him under the water and in a second Ford was on his feet. "What? Where? ... Trillian... Hey, How are you? Long time no see." He smiled, "What are you doing here?" "I just saved you from certain death. It seems that Gorols decided to let you out the fast way." She paused for a second looking at his now nearly transparent shorts. "Ah, yeah" he murmured looking at hear firm tits, "Gorols, those red fuckers, I told them I'm in a hurry to get here but I didn't think they'll take me literally." Trillian stepped back a little. Ford set the water and took off his shorts. "You look great, you know?" he said. "Yes," Trillian replied with a wink. "I'll be outside." She left the bathroom and went into the small bedroom. A few minutes later Ford came out of the shower wearing a towel round his waist. Trillian was sitting on the edge of the bed reading some kind of a magazine. Ford looked at her for a couple of seconds admiring her figure and eventually said "Hey, what's up?" "Oh, nothing in particular" she looked at the big cock under the towel. "Can I see that?" she added looking directly at his crouch. "Well..." Ford started but Trillian was already walking towards him. She grabbed the towel and pulled it off. His long cock sprang out into full view. "Nice..." She said while taking her shirt off. she got down on the floor and started slowly caressing his giant stick. Ford was stunned, I was a long time since he saw Trillian but he didn't think she changed that much. She took his cock in her mouth. Only the tip at first, Slowly licking it she was using her other hand to massage his balls. "Trill..." He started saying but gave up. The feeling of her tong licking the tip of his cock was so good he was speechless. She continued to slowly suck on him while pinching her nipples lightly. He moved her a little and sat himself on the bad. She stayed on the floor and started to titfuck him, pressing her tits over his cock and moving forward and backwards. She was so hot she could not take it any longer. She got up from the floor and lay herself on the bad, still in her skirt and high-heals. "Eat me" she moaned and Ford did not had much choice. Putting his hand on her crouch he slowly pressed her cunt while using his other hand to take of her shoes. He then pulled up her skirt and stuck a finger right into her warm wet cunt. Using his other hand he got a pillow and put it under her ass. He then started licking her clit slowly while his hands were massaging her round ass. He continued licking her clit and now and then putting a finger or two inside her warm pussy. Eventually he turned her over and lifted he ass towards him. he continued caressing her cunt while getting up from behind her and sticking his cock in her pussy from behind. They fucked each other for like that while Ford kept massaging Trillian's clit. It was not long before Trillian came in with a load cry. Ford was ready to come too but Trillian pulled off. "I have to rest for a second honey" she said and turned on her back. Ford lay down besides her, his prick still reaching for the sky. The site of this alone was enough to turn Trillian on again and she started jerking him off slowly. Ford could not take it anymore, he wanted his cock in her - wherever. "Please..." He moaned, and needn't say more. Trillian leaned forward and started deep- throating him, sucking the hell out of him. She felt him about to come and quickly pulled his cock out of her mouth and stated rubbing her tits over it. The feeling of an about-to-come cock on her tits was so good she almost came again just from thinking about it. Ford started to massage her clit again while she was giving him what would very probably have been the best titfuck of his life. Finally he could not take it anymore. "I'm coming" he nearly shouted and sprayed his load all over Trillian's face and tits. That was too much for Trillian that came instantly while rubbing his cum all over her tits. They both collapsed on the bed exhausted from all the effort. (considering the fact that Ford was just thrown out of a spaceship and Trillian was just after a three-day journey through the asteroid belts of JubJub II with Zaphod Bibelbrox at her side nagging and bitching it was quite an effort having sex for so much time). Just before Trillian fell asleep she remembered she forgot something... "Bibelbrox? Zaphod Bibelbrox?" asked the multi-tentacled thing that wore what can be considered to be a policeman's suite. "In the flesh." "You are under arrest for illegal parking. You have the right to remain silent, if you give up this right you will be shut. You have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford one you will be shut." "What?" "You will be shut!" screamed the policething. "Oh, that. No thank you, tried it once - didn't like it very much." Zaphod replied and passed out again. End of Chapter I -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | \ .../assm/faq.html> /