Message-ID: X-Archived-At: Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: From: Plainman Subject: NEW STORY: Plainman, Trip 2/7 (mf, mf) (fwd) If you want to send me mail about this story, you can be anonymous in the header by simply using your "reply" function, or by sending a message to an10176@anon.nymserver.com; you will be assigned an anonymous number for purposes of that mailing and I won't know your address, though I can reply to you. If you want your own e-mail address to appear in the header, reverse the first two letters in the above address to "na". This story has explicit sexual content, and shouldn't be read by minors. Hope you enjoy. Plainman TRIP, 2 "Knowledge by Acquaintance" by Plainman Joe: So are you going out or back? Princess: Out - business trip for two nights. You? J: Yep, out; yep, business trip; and yep, two nights! - Uh, thanks, I'll have tomato juice - P: Club soda for me - so what are you up to? J: I'm with a consulting firm - we have a partners' committee that meets in New York twice a year and that's what I'm going for. You? P: I'm a lawyer; I'll see my client's New York lawyer tomorrow morning, the client out in Jersey tomorrow afternoon and evening, and we have a meeting with the other side the next morning, then I'll catch a late flight back that night. J: That's the 8? P: Yeah. The usual leisurely trip east. J: Well I'm booked on the 6 o'clock, but if the meeting runs long maybe I'll be on that one - but God, I hate to get back that late. P: The whole thing's gotten so out of control - I hate these trips now. I love New York, used to look forward to going there - see a show, go to a museum, try a new restaurant. Now it's just work-work-work when I'm there, and I miss my kids and get back as soon as I can. J: Kids - yeah, I know what you mean. My oldest is twelve, about to plunge into the abyss - last night my wife was saying what a cute baby he had been - she practically cried. Every week is precious. P: Listen, this is too much, *I* have a twelve year old boy too - and it makes ME cry to think what's going to become of him - OK, I'll race you to see who can get the pictures out first... *** P: So Jody tells me this girl in his class has complained to the principal that Benny Weinmeister is SEXUALLY HARASSING her! I mean Jody has this thin solemn little look, behind his big owl-like spectacles, and he says this in his little boy high voice, and I'm thinking to myself - even my nerdy kid's a stallion compared to poor little Benny - and I am struggling to keep a straight face. So I ask what Benny is supposed to have done, and guess what? He's.... *** J: Well - so has Jody crossed the great divide? P: Puberty? J: Yeah. P: How am I supposed to know! I mean a mom can't just ask "Are you playing with yourself yet, sweetie?" I mean they aren't going to TELL you. A girl gets her period and mom hears about it right away. A boy gets off for the first time and who knows? Well, his buddies I guess... J: What about the laundry inspection method - that's how my mother knew? P: Yeah, but let me ask you - do you wash your kid's sheets or underwear regularly? Does your wife? J: No, and no - it's Alicia. P: Right. In our case, Luz. Listen there are maids all over West L.A. telling each other in Spanish just how much sex is going on in the houses they work in. J: Or not going on. P: Yeah, as the case may be - though I guess with teenagers there isn't much not'. J: No, only with the parents - who are working overtime to keep them in shoes and cell phones... So anyway - you don't know where your twelve-year-old is - no more than I do about mine? P: Well, there's the change of voice and body hair and stuff, and from them I figure Jody is still not really any more capable than Benny Weinmeister of any serious sexual harassment. J: Yeah that's what Amy figures about Billy. But she's biased. She wants him to go slow. P: And you? J: I don't know - I just don't know ... You know, having a daughter, like you do - I sure wish I did too - I'm thinking what a big difference, coming into adolescence - a girl gets there with her first period, a boy with his first ejaculation. P: Damn right it's a difference - think about it - I'd sure have felt a lot better if my new equipment had given me a great new feeling between my legs - instead of making me wear a bloody rag there. J: But isn't it true that girls actually start having orgasms younger than boys? P: Well that's a secret of the sisterhood - anyway, not that many girls figure out how to make it happen, and the ones who do tend to feel ashamed. Think about it - a little girl would die if anyone knew she was masturbating - but as soon as a little BOY squirts some white stuff out of his joystick he brags about it to all the fellas. J: Yeah - Amy told me about all her old lovers before she told me about that. P: It's true though - a few little girls do get there first - most don't, some don't get there at all. I was one of the lucky ones - Trooper was amazed when he found out how young I was the first time - and he had an older sister and was a big ladies man all through school. Joe: So listen - if I tell you about my first time, will you tell me about yours? Princess: I don't know, Joe - secrets of the sisterhood and all... Joe: I'm trustworthy. Princess: That's what they all say! Joe: And THAT'S what Amy always says. Princess: Amy, yes ... you know, Joe, most of the married guys who talk with me on planes never mention their wives, but you do - I like that. But what would Amy think about this conversation? Joe: I have a feeling this is a test question. Princess: Maybe so - so tell the truth! Joe: Well, mmm, let's see... hey, is your real name by any chance Claire? Princess: No - though that IS my sister-in-law's name - why do you ask? And listen - don't think you are going to get my real name out of me - that's a much deeper secret than my sex life. Joe: Well, last night Amy and I were, uh, talking about this trip, making up a little story about it, and in this story my seatmate on this flight was an attractive woman named Claire. I gotta say, when I saw you coming down the aisle when you first got on, I was thinking Claire' - Princess: And then I turned out to have the seat next to you? Joe: I can't say I was disappointed - you sure beat the average salesman with his laptop and his Grisham novel. Princess: Well I have my laptop, a neat supernotebook - here in my briefcase - see - but it seems to be happy where it is. Joe: And Sharon Olds instead of Grisham? Princess: Aw, that's just my version of a Harlequin... Anyway, thanks for the compliment, you gallant man - I sorta thought you looked promising too. And then when we turned out both to have twelve year old boys... Anyway, back to Amy and last night - so you guys were making up a story' and talking', huh? A little pillow talk? Joe: Well yes - Princess: And did this Claire by any chance serve any special purpose in this little story? Joe: Well, you could say so - she was, uh, sort of a CATALYST. Princess: Uh-huh. You're like my husband - thoughts of hotels and airports turn you on - you get frisky when you're about to travel? Male wanderlust sets in? Joe: Amy used the word "frisky" herself... well, I do get frisky, I guess, but whether I do or not, we have a ritual - we call it flight insurance - if we make love right before a trip, we guarantee that the plane won't crash. Princess: You know we have the same ritual! Flight insurance, huh? Great name - I'll have to tell Trooper ... Anyway, this story you guys were making up - this Claire - did you and Claire just talk in this story - or was there more to it than that? Joe: Well, hey, I mean, umm... - Princess: Tongue-tied, Joe? Too personal a question? Listen, if I'm going to be Claire, don't you think I have a right to know what I was doing last night in your bedroom? Joe: Ummm... well - Princess, I don't know what to make of you... listen, are you free for dinner tonight? Princess: Well it so happens I was planning to pig out on room service and watch NYPD Blue - but dinner with a nice man like you has its attractions - I might actually get to eat at one of the restaurants I've been hearing about. But listen - before I decide to have dinner with you, I want to get back to Amy for a minute. What WOULD she say about your asking me to have dinner? Do you guys have an arrangement? Joe: Well, um - not exactly. Princess: [Laughs] You sound like the Hertz ad. Joe: OK - we never sat down and made up rules - but we do talk together about being with other people - and we do have an agreement on old lovers, and celebrities. Princess: But what you do on the road - meeting strangers - you don't have a deal about that? Joe: Well, it's sort of implicit - I tell her stories - she likes the stories - we don't get into whether they are real or fantasies. Princess: And what about her - does she tell stories? Joe: Oh yes. Princess: I gather some of your little stories are true. Joe: Well, a couple of them had some basis in fact - but I'm really not into playing around much - it's literally just two women - apart from a couple of old girlfriends. Princess: And her stories - are any of them true? Joe: I don't think so - I know most of them aren't. But it's not a double standard thing, if that's what you are asking. Like, she definitely is free to sleep with her old boyfriend. Princess: And has she ever done it? Joe: Yes, once that I know about for sure ... and she tells stories about doing it when I'm out of town, and it's possible she has, but I don't think so except for that once. Princess: And of course she is free to sleep with Hugh Grant. Joe: Yes - and Bill Clinton. Princess: But him only if you get to make it with Hillary? Joe: Well - she's supposed to ask the Pres for a swap but not INSIST... So listen - do I pass inspection for chauvinist pighood? Princess: [Laughs] OK - who am I to certify you, anyway? Joe: Maybe I should ask you some questions - Princess: But YOU don't think it's any of your business - Joe: And YOU think I don't even care about your real life - being a man I only want one thing... OK, what about you and your husband - Trooper, is it? Where did he get that name? Princess: Oh my best friend started calling him "the trooper" when he and I were first going out - when I told her he looked like a sexy highway patrolman - he's big, and a little stiff, very cute - sort of a sexier Al Gore with a mustache - actually you saw him, one of the pictures. Trooper: And he's a lawyer too? Princess: A Deputy DA - a very good prosecutor. Joe: So you guys have an arrangement? Princess: Arrangement, hell, we have a whole fucking legal system! The main rule is we are allowed, as long as we clear it with the other person first. Joe: So if you and I go out to dinner, you call him first and get his OK? Princess: Well not if it was just going to be dinner - you know, sometimes dinner is just dinner. Joe: Hey, listen, I just asked you for dinner - it was YOU who escalated. Princess: Oh come on, Joe, you know that's bullshit - you and CLAIRE didn't just go out to dinner, did you? Joe: Well... Princess: Maybe I should hear more about your evening with Claire so I can learn what to anticipate... Joe: Hmmm, might be arranged - But Trooper, you will call him and tell him about me? Princess: Yes - if I'm going to stay within the rules. Joe: Sometimes you don't? Princess: Well, maybe, but let's not get into that - I'm in a very law-abiding mood on this trip. I like you. I liked the way you didn't start out hitting on me right away, the way you talked about your kids and Amy, I like that you're smart, that you're funny. And I think you're very cute. Joe: Ah that "cute" is the key - most of the girls only like me for my brains - a poor guy needs some respect for his body... Anyway, I really like you too - and I must say I've never met anyone quite like you. Princess: If I may say so myself, there's only one Princess - and you are about to join her court. ****** Joe: So how about a kiss? Princess: Come on, Joe ... get real! Here we are in business class on an LA-to-Kennedy morning flight - you're a partner in a consulting firm - me in a big law firm - half the downtown establishment's probably on this plane - and you want to start necking in full view of everyone? Joe: Well, the movie's still on and the lights are down. Princess: Yeah, and we're invisible! Joe: I guess you're right - I lost my head. Princess: It's OK - I know I drive men mad - but listen, we COULD hold hands - Joe: What a great idea! - presto, the armrest folds up - Princess: Wait a minute, let me spread the blanket - Joe: There... nice. Oooh, sparks. Princess: I'll say - wow! - You know I haven't held hands like this for a long time, not when it was the only thing I COULD do. It's very erotic. Joe: Did you hold hands in movies when you were a kid? Princess: God, I loved it - but I always worried about what the boy would think when I got sweaty. Joe: Yeah I know what you mean - but getting sweaty palms was part of it. Princess: Sort of like getting sweaty all over with each other - not that I knew anything about that back then. But that's right, it was sexy to swap sweat. Joe: Swapping sweat could lead on to swapping spit. Princess: And on to swapping big-time sweat - Joe: And other precious bodily fluids... You know we still have all our first-time' stories to tell each other. Princess: Stories - yeah, that's another thing it's a lot of fun to swap. ... Joe: Princess, you wicked girl - do you know what THAT means? Princess: Did you guys have that rule too? Joe: Absolutely - if a girl tickled your palm, it meant she was willing to go to bed with you - it was an absolute article of faith - I kept waiting for it to happen - of course it never did - until now. All things come to those who wait... It is SO sexy. Princess: Maybe because of what the tickling finger represents... Joe: Mine has certainly risen from his slumbers... Princess: And my little one is stirring in her bed. Joe: Is the bed moist? Princess: I think so - ooh, when I squeeze my thighs together it really feels good. Let's see about you... Joe: Princess, you're the one who said we shouldn't neck - Princess: This isn't necking, it's below-the-waisting - no one can see under the blanket - ooh you are all big and hard, you naughty man - I'm glad you're wearing jeans - denim over hard cock is a real touch treat. Joe: Princess - godalmighty... Princess: Keep your voice down!... Later if you're a good boy I'm going to suck this like a popsicle... Joe: Wow - what do I have to do to be a good boy? Princess: Tickle me in my favorite erogenous zone. Joe: And which one's that? Princess: You know - the one you've been working on all along - Dr. Kissinger's favorite... Joe: Your brain! Princess: That's the one. Joe: But what about your heart? Princess: Well my heart belongs to Daddy. I do think YOU'VE got a good heart - but remember what Mae West said - Joe: Goodness has nothing to do with it? Princess: Joe, honey, these sweat pants I'm wearing are nice and loose around the waist... Joe: Yes they are - Princess: Just keep your hand movements kind of discreet - like I'm doing with you - Joe: Just that little finger pressure on and off - you're driving me crazy - Princess: I wouldn't want you to have an accident or waste any of those precious fluids - Joe: I'll save myself for you, Princess - Princess: But you musn't make any assumptions - a girl can always change her mind - Joe: Princess, you aren't a cockteaser!? Princess: That's an archaic concept - we modern women reject it. Joe: You mean I have to keep saying clever things if I'm gonna get laid? Princess: Oooooh, not when you do that - yes, just like that - yesssss! Joe: That flight attendant gave us sort of a funny look. Princess: Oh they've seen everything before - oops, that's a suspicious little noise - Joe: A giant sucking sound - Princess: Pardon me my good man - what are you implying? Joe: You're drawing resources south of the border. Princess: Ooooh - that's it - Joe you have a lovely touch - I think I can actually get there - just keep swirling it around like that - Joe: Uh, is doing THIS without hubby's permission within the rules? Princess: Shut up, you asshole - keep on - put your ear down so I can whisper to you... oh... ohhhhh... I'm going to come - I'm going to come - you're making me come - your finger is making me come - come, come, come, COME - ahhhhhhh!... whew - very nice - hey that puts us in the mile high club, at least the junior division! Joe: For the senior division you need penetration? Princess: I think that's the rule - I've had this fantasy about going up in the cockpit and doing it with one of those cute captains - imagine getting cock in a COCKPIT! Joe: But this is a first for you? Princess: My first other-induced orgasm in a plane. Thank you, sir, for the milestone... Now let's see about taking care of you. Hmmm - I can't move my hand much more than this without it getting too obvious. Joe: Princess, that feels SO good, but I don't think I'm going to get there from that ... It's OK, I'll do better later if I take a raincheck - oops, forgot, I'm not supposed to assume about later - Trooper might veto me - your mood might shift - I'm at the mercy of modern woman - and modern marriage - Ohhhh, that's so nice! Princess: Sssh - we gotta keep this our little secret... I could unzip you... briefs huh? - mmm, where's the opening in these guys? - ooooooh, there he is - bring him out through the little slit - what a hard fella we have here... hard on the inside, soft on the outside... Is that the best place? Joe: A little lower down - Yeah, mmmmm - and keep moving around - any one spot can get numb - Princess: I know - the equipment's not THAT different - good old Ma Nature - practice, practice, practice ... mmmm - shall I whisper things to you, or would you rather I just touched? Joe: Whisper - little nothings - sweet things... Princess: How bout some little nasty things? Joe: Those too... I don't think we got much time before the movie ends - Princess: It's OK, this is the back of business class - the only one who might notice us is the stew, and we could invite her to join us... Joe: I'm a cheerleader man, not a stewardess man... Princess: Mmmmm, let's see ... OK, here's the deal. You're parked in lover's lane - the night after the big game - with Claire the cheerleader, your friend from AP English - you and she have been talking about books and life and stuff after class all year and you've been yearning from afar - she came to you in tears a couple of hours ago - her boyfriend the quarterback had dumped her - said she's too intellectual, and he's going out with her dumb slut rival on the pep squad - you give her a shoulder to cry on - leads to a kiss - and, to your amazement, here you are... You've been kissing with your mouths open, duelling tongues - she's pressing her nice perky breasts up against you - you put a hand on one to see if she means it - she gives a little welcoming wiggle - you can feel the nipple hardening through the t-shirt and bra - you flick it with your fingers and she moans a little - you slip your hands under her t-shirt - oooh, her skin feels so soft and smooth - she shivers a little - you bring your hands up and cup her breasts - she has a sheer bra on, you can feel the hard nipples standing up through it, and the softness around them - you twirl the nipples between your thumb and finger and she moans again, more loudly - Oh Joe' she says - I've dreamed of this' - the bra has a front catch, and you unhook it - the wonderful breasts you have so often dreamed about fill your two hands - you bend over to suck them and she cradles your head, and writhes up to meet your lips and tongue - she moans again - you feel her hand on your leg, and she touches your hardness through your pants - you make a little noise - she is wearing a short skirt and you touch her bare thigh - she slightly spreads her legs, welcoming you - your hand goes to the incredibly soft skin on the inside - reaches her panties - oh, yes, they are damp in the crotch - she scoots her bottom down and spreads her legs more - you slide your finger underneath, and find her wet little opening through the hairs - with her wetness on your fingers you find her clittie and touch it - she moans and moans - Shall we get in back?' you ask, and she says "oh yes!" - once you're there, she unbuckles your belt and unzips your jeans - reaches in and touches your cock - like this - but she pulls your pants all the way down and off - gets on her knees on the back floor and takes you in her mouth - what an incredible feeling, that soft wetness engulfing your cock, while she plays with the lower shaft with one hand and with your balls with the other - she licks a finger and slides it between your cheeks and touches you in back - hey, honey, you likin' this? Joe: Oh keep going - I think I'm might come after all ... Princess: This girl scout is prepared with a tissue - just give a warning ... anyway, you look down and see her sweet pretty little all-American girl face, the blond curly hair, the blue eyes - you've so often watched her in English class - and bouncing up and down at the football game in her cheerleader outfit - you've dreamed of her - now her plump pink innocent lips are working your cock and her face is flushed and excited - she makes little humming sounds as she sucks you - you start to feel like coming - you lift her up and she lies back on the seat with her legs apart - you kneel to lick her but she says no, later, now I just want you in me!' - you kneel on the seat between her legs - she guides you into her - it is so wet, so snug around your cock - she moans as you enter her and says Yes!' - she lifts and spreads her legs further to bring you further in - you put her legs on your shoulders and thrust deep into her - she gives her deepest moan yet - as you thrust and thrust, she thrashes her head back and forth on the seat, her eyes closed, face red, mouth open - oh god I've never felt anything like this - oh Joe, do it to me - make love to me - oh Joe fuck meeeee!' - and her voice rises to a shrill cry as she muscles go stiff, she convulses, cries out again... Joe: Oh, here I come... Princess: Mmmm - there sweetie - oooh, quite a load - mmmm - need another tissue... see here on my hand? [licks it] ... Now aren't you ashamed of yourself? That story was just one big STEREOTYPE...! ***** Princess: Damn, I hate this part! It always feels like the plane is shaking to pieces. Joe: It's just a few bumps - we'll be on the ground in a minute. Squeeze as hard as you want. Dig your fingernails in. Princess: At least we both took out insurance - Joe: Oh you too? Princess: Well we don't call it that - but I told you, it's a ritual for us too - I woke old Troop up this morning when the alarm went off, sent him for a quick pee, and then climbed on for a quickie. Joe: Princess, you are amazing. Princess: How come? Joe: The way I see you now - suffused in a haze of sensuality, just surrounded by sex. Princess: And when you first saw me walking down the aisle this morning? Did you recognize me for the slut I am? Joe: I saw an attractive professional woman wearing sweats, with really neat designer glasses, an experienced traveler's expensive suit bag, and a nice smile. Princess: But you also saw Claire? Joe: Well I started hoping for Claire... Princess: And found her? Joe: No, I found Princess - which is so much more than I could have imagined ... Listen, we'll share a cab, okay, and I'll drop you at your hotel, I'll get set up at mine, we'll make our calls, then I'll call you and find out if I've been vetoed. Princess: Yeah call, but remember - you owe me dinner whether you're vetoed or not. Joe: Gee, I don't know how mighty a lover I'll be in any case - I really didn't mean to join the mile high club - wonderful as it was - Princess: I knew you couldn't help yourself once I got you in my hands ... Anyway, I bet we'll be able to improvise something or other later. Joe: So you don't think I'll get vetoed? Princess: Naah, it's practically a pure formality - especially since I hauled the Troop's ashes this morning. When I tell him about you, it'll get him titillated thinking about it, and he'll start imagining the treats I'll have for him when I get back. Joe: So - shall I bring the condoms? - I'll have to get a supply - Princess: No need. Joe: Huh? Princess: Joe honey, remember we aren't flesh and blood - we're just characters in a Plainman story... Joe: But Plainman doesn't put that stipulation up front - like Mark Aster. Princess: I'm telling you, I've checked with the CDC in Atlanta, and there are ABSOLUTELY NO reported cases of anyone getting an STD from sex with an imaginary character. Joe: Oh - great - I've been wondering when being fictional would turn out to be an advantage... -End of Chapter 2- -- Story Submission: Moderator Contact: Newsgroup FAQ: Archive site (could be better):