Message-ID: <1936eli$9707071119@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: From: taria29c@aol.com (Taria29c) Subject: Poetry Lovers: Yet another Taria/ButtBytr exchange Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-Id: <19970707144200.KAA05435@ladder02.news.aol.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Subj: Round 5 Date: 97-07-06 15:38:59 EDT From: buttbytr@spintheweb.com (Wally) To: Taria29c@aol.com (Taria) TARIA JUST DOESN'T GET IT... BUTT SHE WILL... IN THE END ;-) ------------------------ ************************************* Taria, is the maiden’s name Attempting to rise to fortune and fame Got in a rut Tried a few cuts All in the name of a game I have certain tastes that’s for sure A fine butt is definitely a lure A man of distinction I need not mention Her barbs I can certainly endure Accused of being anal retentive And being so argumentive Just let me say In my own way That I see that you’re not so receptive But I’ll continue my expedition Until ButtBytr gets recognition Til I conquer your ass And others with class Then there’ll be no more competition So Taria my dearest devine Stop it with all your whine Take it with ease And you’re sure to be pleased From a man who is surely inclined One thing you have to remember Be it April or November As far as MY bottom there’ll be no sodom At least not from any male’s member ************************************* As always, comments are welcomed by "Mr Butts" at: buttbytr@spintheweb.com, butt I don't know if Madame Taria can stand the heat. All of my stories and poems can be found on my Web Site: http://www.spintheweb.com/~buttbytr And I'm sure that this complete set will appear there... whenever Taria can't take it anymore... "in the end." <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< O, WHAT YAPPING CUR DOGS MY HEELS? A series of Haikus Composed to respond yet again To the foul utterances of Mr. ButtBytr by Taria ____________ Master ButtBytr Has shown great temerity For One who Loves Butts How to respond to His insulting invective? And should I do so? Lim'ricks and verses Indeed how appropriate Poetic License Shaking my head as I read his latest attempts To kill my spirit No, ButtBytr, No! Although you covet my Ass --Not yours to conquer All of your crude japes Words that sting but not caress Cannot rouse passion Do you truly wish To grasp my Heavenly Curves? Are you Man enough? Do your weaknesses Unwillingness to explore Limit your Pleasure? Trapped by Convention Boxed in by narrow Worldviews Growth frightens you so So you shall remain Forever unchangingly A Pain In The Ass ~~finis~~ Small Note: The HAIKU is an unrhymed Japanese poem of three lines containing 5, 7, and then 5 syllables respectively. It usually refers to a season of the year, but I have adapted it for backside-oriented purposes. I encourage comments to me at Taria29c@aol.com. Contrary to ButtBytr's assertions above, I am not a "Madame," nor have I ever been affiliated with the sex-for-pay industries. -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | \ .../assm/faq.html> /