Message-ID: <1900eli$9707041515@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: From: taria29c@aol.com (Taria29c) Subject: Butt is still Byting; Taria keeps Fyghting Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: X-Original-Message-Id: <19970704050100.BAA11159@ladder02.news.aol.com> To: Maiden Taria... From: Mr. Butt Bytr 07/03/97 Methinks Fair Maiden, Taria Has flamed me butt well.. Many a valid point was made Butt, some I should dispel Wonder if ye even be havin' A really Nice Round Ass Or would ye have no curves Merely a flat-ass lass Sounds as if ye've never Had a man take his time And show he has patience When loving ye behind Ye be wrong dear Ms Taria To be thinkin' that I Have only a one-track mind For I'm a normal guy Yes, I love those nipples And those succulent tits And I adore a nice bush Hiding ye delicious clit Me poem ye jumped on With both of ye big boots Must not've been meant for ye So.. me I don't give a hoot Tis sure I'll be admittin' I LOVE a nice round butt.. Always have... always will.. And it doesn't twist me gut No, can't be for sayin' I've had a dick up mine Even the thought of that Sends shivvers up me spine So, about YOUR backporch Do ye pretend it isn't there Except when ye need to crap Or be for foulin' the air? Tell me, me darlin' Is ye ass just simply there? Just as a matter of necessity Butt to touch it.. don't ye dare! I've known ladies such as ye Butt, not for very long Cause when I looked at them No hardness came to me dong. Can't help butt wonder What kind of person ye be Are a hetero, or a lezzie Or could ye be a he-she? =========================================================== THE BUTT SPEAKS...? VERILY I MUST ANSWER... by Taria Also 7/3/97 Responses still go to me at: Taria29c@aol.com Methinks my Poem touched a nerve Since El Butt responds with verve; Perhaps I now will make things worse Responding to his little verse I do not know just where to start With his unpleasant little fart This second poem--noisome gas Emitted from--where else?--his ass! You did not know just what to say When you read my pome today? Your insinuations are so snide Why must you insult my backside? That's a side of me you've never seen-- (perhaps that's why you are so mean) But must you really be so trite To label me "hermaphrodite"? And only a very insecure man Would insist that I'm a Lesbian Because I will not let him push His tool anywhere near my tush And his accent--I'm sure I Don't know why he sounds like Popeye-- Or perhaps it's something Scottish All "ye"s and "me"s and epiglottish But now I must make one thing clear ButtBytr--stay far from my rear! Though it may seem lush and inviting It's not for ButtBytr to be ButtByting! So you say that my derriere Will not tent your underwear? Do you mean to tell me, Pard That my ass does not make you hard? You say your member droops there, spent Is this problem of yours frequent? Don't worry, dear, I won't crack wise That happens to a LOT of guys I'm sure that you've heard that before As you wiggled round some girl's back door And when you struggle to arise They tell you "don't fret o'er the size" But that is neither there nor here The subject at hand is "sex, Rear"; And here is my reiteration Of my point about this copulation: You guys think ass-fucking's a riot But none of you have guts to try it! "I'll stick it in--oh yeah, oh yeah!" Oh yeah? Let's stick it in YOU theah! And when our fingers start exploring your rosebud? That is abhorring! "I'm no homo! Cut that out!" And on you insecurely shout Abolishing "anal" is not my goal; But I say "not just MY asshole!" It's time for YOUR initiation-- I protest for ASS LIBERATION!!! For every ass--EQUALITY Is how I think these things should be So, ButtBytr, fair is fair YOU take six inches into there! And if you still can talk your talk (and more impressive--walk your walk) My admiration will be thine And ass you'll get--BUT STILL NOT MINE!!!! finis **************** -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | \ .../assm/faq.html> /