Message-ID: <1351eli$9706091253@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: Path: qz!not-for-mail Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: From: Plainman Subject: {<500 words} Plainman, "Foodie" PLUS FREE BONUS! "First Report" Here's a repost of "Foodie," my entry in the Celestial contest. As I said when I first posted it, I thought it was an OK story, but not very explicit. So as a bonus I have added another little story based on the same events, "First Report." This one is !HOT!!! It has lots of descriptions of sex organs and naughty words in it. Minors probably shouldn't read the first one, but they DEFINITELY shouldn't read the one after it. No, no, no. And it is FREE!!! You don't even have to come to the Plainman Website and get past my banners and undergo solicitation to subscribe to my service (TEEN COED VIRGIN BESTIALITY PIX!) to read it. Note well! "First Report" is NOT an entrant in the Celestial Contest, having just been posted now. So if you like it, do NOT write to Celeste and tell her so. But you can tell me. If you don't like it that's OK. It wasn't any trouble to write - I just ran my tape recorder for a while and then transcribed 500 words or so of what I picked up. If you like "Foodie" you *can* tell Celeste. But be sure not to let your judgment be influenced by "First Report!" Princess (who is a corporate lawyer and sometimes works with intellectual property issues) tells me I should state the copyright status of my posted stories. They are FREE! Repost or archive them to your heart's content. If by any bizarre chance you should make any money off one of them, it would be nice if you would set aside a contribution to the June Hunt Defense Fund. This is not in existence yet, but will be soon after the unhappy day when Mike stops posting here. (June will need a defense fund because it will not simply be an *obvious* case of justifiable homicide. Mike has cultivated a lot of friends with his excellent stories and funny material, and it will take a skilled and expensive lawyer to get across to a jury the nightmare she was trapped in.) Just kidding, Mike! We all know you're a swell guy - even if you did forge Ray Velez's address on that post. Foodie Princess: ... and Troop said OK. So I told Robert to meet me at the Clift, and we would climb the staircase to paradise together - he sorta liked flowery stuff like that. Then he left a message saying Masa's was practically down the street from there, and they had the best tasting menu. Well, honey, you know how much I like to nibble on yummies while I talk about what we're going to do later and gradually feel my nipples get hard and my clittie perk up and my panties get damp... Judy: And play footsie... lick sauce off each other's fingers... and swirl expensive Cabernet in a big glass and sniff it... Princess: Sweetie, you do know me... Anyway, I really got into this civilized love scene - got him to fax me the menu - incredible stuff - a dish with crayfish tails, I forget the sauce - new potatoes with creme fraiche and caviar - I started sending Robert little script ideas of what we'd talk about doing later in connection with each of the courses. We really were into what gourmet lovers we were - building by stages - savoring each step - with the salad, kissing the back of his knees - with soup, him shampooing me with a great scalp massage, etc. Anyway I send my last gourmet sex message by the airplane phone on the way up from LA - the famous Masa's foie gras, and I would tie him down and tease his his cock with my nipples, or something. Well, when I get to the hotel the cute guy's left me a transcript of all the messages - entitled "dinner program, with script" - with word that the reservation's at 7:30 and he'll pick me up at 7. So I shower, and skip my usual fun with the pulsing showerhead so I can keep my edge. I put on that dark red silk dress, and get all primped up. He calls from his car phone, and I tell him my room number, and a few minutes later he knocks on the door - I open it - he's looking very handsome and manly in a nice dark suit - I look at him, he looks at me - he puts his hands on my shoulders - the electricity flows and my butt shimmies a little and my toes curl - and you know what I suddenly can't get out of my head? J: What you'll be doing when you get back after dinnner? P: No - this mental image of a juicy hamburger, dripping in onion rings - and I just want to sink my teeth into it. So I blurt out "I want a hamburger," and he roars with laughter, and in a few seconds all our clothes are in a pile on the rug and then there's a lot of animal grunting and yelling, and then a big wet spot staining the nice bedspread, which we never bothered to turn down.. Judy: And later you call room service... Princess: A lot later... -The End- And now... BONUS STORY! FREE!! HOT!!! (But not eligible for the contest) First Report by Plainman Princess: Hi Troop - did I wake you up? Trooper: You know you didn't, you nasty little slut. Princess: Oh, my sweetie was waiting up - to hear how his wifey's little evening went? Trooper: You knew I would be. So - tell! Princess: What are you wearing, Troop? Trooper: T-shirt. Princess: Are you hard already? Trooper: Yes. Princess: You've been imagining me fucking him? Trooper: Yes - you know that. Princess: My legs pulled back and spread way out - my pussy-lips all red and puffy and wet - him naked, big and fleshy on top of me - he's a big man, lots of muscle like you - but more fat - he has a big thick cock, almost as big as yours - think of it all shiny with my juice as he pulls out - he grunts as he thrusts in - his balls slap on my ass - Trooper: Is that the way it was? Princess: Honey, we never went out to dinner. We tore our clothes off and fucked like animals on top of the bed. Trooper: Did you come? Princess: Practically right away - and I screamed - he told me later - I can't remember it - Trooper: Is his come still in you? Princess: He came twice - it's dribbling out of me right now - all white and thick and gooey - here on my finger - mmm - I'm tasting it - nasty filthy stuff - Trooper: Princess I'm going to fuck the shit out of you tomorrow... Princess: Yes, sweetie - I can't wait - I can almost feel you crushing me and filling me - your big hot cock, your animal noises - but can you come for me now too? I want to hear you now. Trooper: Tell me some more, Princess. Princess: Well, I'll have something special to show you - some marks. Trooper: What kind of marks? Princess: Fading pink marks on a nice white background. I brought the riding crop along, and I hid it under the bed, and after we fucked the first time we traded fantasies, and I could tell he would like to, so I told him it was there... Trooper: I'm going to take you across my lap. Princess: I'll be sore already - would you hurt your sweetie? Trooper: You know I will - and you'll love it. Princess: Yes I will Troop - and then you'll fuck me doggie - and I'll feel your balls bumping my clit - and you'll slap up against my poor sore bottom - and I'll come like a slut for you - and scream and say dirty things and make you shoot your come in me... Trooper: Ah - ahh! Princess: That's my Troop - fuck me, fuck your wife - your hot little cunt - fuck me, fuck meeee! Trooper: Unnnnngh!! Uuuuhhh! Ahh... ... Princess: Honey, you know I just love your bull bellow .. But wasn't that kind of a quickie for my mighty hubby? Trooper: Well, Princess, I know you've still got to report in to Judy before you can get to sleep. Princess: Oh - you sweet considerate man! -The End- -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | \ .../assm/faq.html> /