Message-ID: <1290eli$9706081041@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: Path: qz!not-for-mail Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded X-Story-Submission: From: vickietern@aol.com (VickieTern) Subject: <500 Words -- "Teasers" by Vickie Tern 2/2 <500 Words -- "Teasers," by Vickie Tern (forty short shorts), 2/2 Here, renumbered as a single file called "Teasers" are the short shorts I have previously posted as "Teasers," and "Teasers, Second Series," altogether forty dramatic monologues sort of based on Robert Browning's. These suggested Celeste's Current Challenge Competition. Writing them is a challenge, in a way, since they try to do a lot in not much space, like newlyweds trapped together in a phone booth. Mine like many of Browning's set up a situation and then finish with an unexpected revelation. Many newlyweds have attempt the same, I suspect, sometimes disastrously, but rarely while trapped in a phone booth. Nine of these have been selected out, given titles of their own, and separately entered posted under the catchall title QUICKIES. If you're in a hurry and willing to trust my judgement (I'm not), read those instead of these. But let Celeste know which you think is clearly a winner, and why (Celeste801@AOL.COM), so she'll reconsider any inclination to award the CCCC Grand Prize to other contestants. I regret the need to tell you that others have unfairly tempted her by submitting good entries of their own. If you're under age, kid, scram! Twenty-three skidoo! Take a powder! Blow! Lam! Don't understand what I'm telling you? I told you you were too young! xxxi. "Barbara, it was wonderful! Everyone who came fucked me! Even your own brother a few times, I think, and all those guys he brought with him, they all came in me at least once each, I don't know, I lost count. The bed was a soaked mess by midnight, and the last of just the invited guests climbed off me only about a half-hour ago. He said I'm so sloppy now, so stretched out wide open, that he couldn't feel a thing. Maybe so, I couldn't feel him either, that's for sure, and he had a big cock, believe me, a lot bigger than Jack's." "So now what'll I do? All that cum is still oozing out of me, and who knows how much more is still in there? It's all over the sheets and towels, and it keeps coming! And I'll be walking down the aisle a few hours from now, and I don't want it to stain my wedding dress! I want to look perfect for Jack, that bastard, even though I am still mad at him for not inviting me to his bachelor party. Well, I guess I'm only a little bit mad, now that I've been the main attraction at my own party. Maybe now I should forgive him. Maybe even tease him a little about what I did last night while he was out with the boys. But only later. Only if it turns out he can't feel anything either once we've started our honeymoon." xxxii. "C'mon kid, suck on it! Watch your teeth, dammit! That's better, and gimme a big kiss too now and then, right there on the tip, where the pearly stuff comes out. Yeah, that's just great! If you can't take it down your throat, at least lick the underside up and down a few times. Like now. Yeah! And didn't I tell you to wear lipstick and a dress whenever you're fixing yourself up to give me a blow job? I wanna be able to imagine you're a girl when you wrap your lips around my cock, not some cocksucking faggot. 'Cause if you're a faggot when you suck my cock, what does that make me?" xxxiii. "It was so beautiful, Dora! We spent the whole afternoon together, and we both feel the same way about so many things. He's such a gentleman, so very cultured. I'd forgotten how I enjoy his company, and how very affectionate he can be, and how satisfied a woman can feel after making love. It was all so easy, so natural! First we had that light lunch I promised him -- a salad, Boston lettuce, Romaine, a little Chicory, you know, but with my special very strong garlic dressing, and lots of herbs. Then we just talked. When he finally came up behind me in the kitchen and kissed me, he was so gentle, and his mouth felt so delicate on my neck that I just melted into him. My heart swelled up and I knew then that I was a lost woman, head over heels lost. I don't remember any of the rest clearly, how we got there, but my head was on his shoulder, and he swept me up, and then there we were in our bedroom and then our bed, naked and clinging to each other, and he was already deep inside me, and at that moment I felt so very complete!" "His cock is so much bigger than George's, Dora, did you know that? I'd forgotten how big some men are, after all those years with George. And he maintains an erection for hours it seems, and he moved with such tender grace when he first slipped it in and out of me. Then when he settled in he just pounded me and pounded me, steady and hard, and I must have just kept cumming because I can't remember any time with him in me when I wasn't squealing and shrieking in pure bliss. I'm sure I fainted now and then! He himself came three times in me, and then began again without stopping, and finally before he left he managed one more time in my mouth! So now I've got plenty, and it'll all make a delicious fish sauce to serve George for his dinner tonight, our juices all blended, and flavored by the garlic and those different herbs. Oh yes, the flavor's all still there, I could taste it. Most of it's still inside me, I want to keep it warm for tonight's supper. I'm sure George'll think it's as delicious as I do. And George loves fish. In fact, I mean to serve George fish with that special sauce every Friday from now on, and much more often during Lent." xxxiv. "Up against the wall, Motherfucker!" "Mom, not again! I can't get it up again so soon after the last time!" xxxv. My big sister came home unexpectedly and caught me trying on her clothes, and boy was she ever mad! She slammed her bedroom door shut and she said, "Not a word! I thought it was you, little brother, messing with my dresses and undies! Well, I've got good news for you! Since that's what you want to be, from now on you're my little sister, and like it or not you'll wear my bras and panties and so forth all the time from now on, and skirts and lipstick too on Tuesdays and Thursdays after school, because those're days when Dad and Mom get home late, so those are my Miss Enterprise days. That's when my customers come to call, and I'll want them lined up in the living room while they wait for me to service them up here in the bedroom. You'll be my assistant, and I'll want you to look like a little princess down there, and welcome them, and while they're waiting I'll want you to suck their cocks so when I see them they're already on edge and I can finish them off faster and earn more money off them. But don't expect me to pay you, little sister! You'll suck strictly for tips. That's a joke! And also for me not to tell Mom and Dad that you're as queer as a three dollar bill, which you certainly will be inside a week, you can be sure of that. Or would you rather have me tell them right now?" xxxvi "No, wait, that's a huge dog, Mrs. Jamison! Better to wait till that big bulge at the base of his cock goes down before you try to separate them. Otherwise for sure your husband's ass'll get torn up, and then you won't be able to mate the two of them again for maybe as long as a week. You just heard how painful it was for him when that knot swelled up to seal his asshole tight, just before the dog dumped that load of cum into his guts. You heard the way he screamed and then fainted dead away. And he's still out! Amazing!" "You know, women usually buy these trained Great Danes from me for their own uses -- you're the first to get one as a present for her husband. It's not for me to say, but he didn't sound too happy about it, at first, the way he fought those ropes when the dog mounted him and began to poke into his buttocks. But I've got to admit, when things got going he really did seem to enjoy it, a little, to judge by all that moaning and shrieking before he passed out. A dog really is man's best friend, a very thoughtful gift, ma'am, the gift that keeps on giving. Well, I'll leave you three now. I still have that other dog to deliver to that lady down the block, the one you said had been boffing your husband for months now, and you only just found out? Yes, I see by the invoice that you're paying for that one too! I suppose I'll find her gagged and tied up in her bedroom with her bottom high up in the air, ready for action, same as your husband? Well, you'll see, she'll soon prefer her new dog to your husband. My animals can out-fuck any man, any day of the week!" xxxvii. "My dear, lovely hubby, we're going to have such a good time from now on! You'll never get me to believe you don't have a talent for this! It's so wonderful! Just look at you! I'll bet you're enjoying him as much as I'm enjoying watching you! No, just keep him in your mouth and keep slurping him, just let him slip gently in and out until he begins to harden up again. That's it, isn't he starting to get firm? I thought so! You're so good at this, who'd have suspected it! Just keep licking and sucking, and pay special attention to all those delicious pussy flavors I've leaked all over him for the last few hours, or I might begin to think you don't love me!" "To think today I was sure I was going to leave you today! To think I even had my bags packed! It's so fortunate you came home early and found us together! I meant to be long gone by the time you usually come home, but not now, no way! Not with what you've agreed as a condition of my staying. You were so tearful, so pitiful, and persuasive, and you promised me everything I wanted, so I just didn't have the heart to walk out on you! That's right honey, pull on yourself to pace yourself, to sense what it's like for him and not let him get too excited too soon. But don't bring yourself off! Don't let yourself cum, not now, not ever! Don't even try to hump the air if you should feel yourself getting close! >From now on I want to keep you hard up and horny, eager to suck on any cock any time. I want you sucking other men's cocks because that's the big thing in your life, from now on. My, look how he's already getting so thick he hardly fits into your mouth -- earlier today when I tried to fit him into mine I couldn't, his cock head was like a tennis ball! Just stretch your lips as far as they'll go, and keep sliding up and down! Oh, I get so deliciously wet thinking about how he feels when I'm squeezing all that meat into me and he's pumping himself even deeper into me. You're really so very sweet, agreeing to look after my lovers' needs, no matter what, just so I won't leave you. Of course I'll stay, now." "But do you have any idea how busy you'll be? No matter I suppose. >From now on I'll try to think of you as my sweet little extra added attraction, whenever I meet a new man and want to try him out. At least three of your golfing buddies are going to be surprised to see you getting them primed to fuck me one more time. You didn't know? Well, don't look so sad -- they'll really appreciate you in a new way once you've wrapped your mouth around them. In fact, as a regular thing, when I'm too sore to keep going I think I'll leave you alone with whoever's up here, so you can get to know each other in your own ways, and do whatever men do with each other. You'll love that too I'm sure! Especially once you're all stretched out for fisting -- men sometimes ask me if I'll let them, and I have to tell them no, but now they can fist you! No fear, dear, you'll soon have your fill of cocks coming and going at both ends!" xxxviii. "No, of course she's not yours for keeps, silly, just for the weekend, while Marcia and I are getting it on together in the country and you're stuck here in the city taking care of business, and deciding if you really do want for us to keep seeing each other. She's only supposed to keep you company till I get back Monday morning. I asked her to keep you busy and out of mischief. She'll do whatever you ask her to do of course -- blow jobs, assfucking, she'll even french kiss your asshole -- has anyone ever done that for you? Well then, you have a real treat coming! Last Spring she was just like you, as passionate a lover as any I've ever had, but she did grow tiresome, and when I told her it was over she just came apart! Tears? She pleaded she'd do anything I asked if only I'd let her stay. Well, I still have Marty and Tim hanging around on call for whenever I really feel I need a cock, you remember them, I couldn't get rid of them either at first? They're both a lot better hung than she was. So I had no use for yet another man. But she did insist she'd do anything! So I had her altered, and then I sent her to Judy Laverne's for training in all the techniques a girl needs for high-level whoring. And that's what she's been doing for me ever since, especially when I have to leave town for a few days, like now, and there's someone special I want to keep happy, like you." "So you be sure to keep her busy, and don't worry, she'll do whatever you like, no matter how weird or nasty. No, seriously, I mean it! Anything at all -- you really have no idea how thoroughly Judy trains her girls! Just remember to keep your hands out of the front of her panties is all, and don't let her put her own hands there either. Her cock is still mine, no matter what she may try to tell you, and I never let it cum or go anywhere! Understood? So she'll stick to business, pleasing you! Then when I get back on Monday I'll ask you how far you're willing to go yourself to stay with me, now that our little affair's cooling down. Are you willing to go get yourself a tuck here and a snip there, and then spend some time at Judy's place? I don't need another Marty or Tim, remember!" xxxix. It never occurred to you that I'm a lesbian? You thought I was doing all those things to you because I like feminized men? Even after I got you all dolled up and made up and and perfumed, and spent night after night fucking you with all those dildos, and taught you how to suck and lick me into ecstasy top and bottom, and bought you every stitch of clothes you have on or in your closet, you thought it was because I loved you in some weird way? Even when I got you shot full of all those hormones? Well, I have a confession to make, Donna my love. I really and truly am a lesbian, and you'll never be the kind of woman I like, with your oversized clit and no pussy at all. No, I've been fixing you to be the consolation prize I offer my partners when I'm no longer interested in them, for whatever use they want to make of you. That built-in dildo of yours will make a perfect toy for them to play with now that the testicles that used hang below it no longer ruin the view. xl. No, dear, just sleep. Sleep, you lovely man. When you wake up, you'll find you're a very different person. So for now, just sleep, and let the drugs, and the hypnotic suggestions, and all the conditioning do their work for you. Sleep. End Teasers 2/2 Vickie Tern@AOL.COM -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | \ .../assm/faq.html> /